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262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

262561  lecj07: The cure for all of life's blues.

262506  Air Biscuit: Hard work pays other people.

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262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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Score:
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 Bump Drumongo: So what happens when one of the golfers blows up? Redo?
 Halm Grunoble: @Mr Shifty Why not just say Richmond had 1006 bombs during the Blitz?
 Flamp Grongo: grilledloinwww.bombsight.org/explore/greater-london/richmond-upon-thames/
 Flemp Drumungus: Oh, sure, they say these are temporary rules, but I bet they keep using them forever
 Thoft Plemongus: Don't let Nazi missiles ruin a good game of golf.
 Belm Cremupert: Golf in a good war spoiled
 Thuple Gropert: These guys take "Keep calm and carry on" fucking seriously.
 Muple Cremuble: @addend Seconded
 Paft Flumumple: Motion to reconsider rule 7.
 Gople Cremuble: So, for a bomb there's a one stroke penalty. Hey! We're giving you the mulligan, take it - but of course there's a stroke penalty. Don't let a little war get in the way of your game.
Image 189488   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Pirt Drumupert
Score:
518
 
 Remp Cremomple: My dinner!
 Mirm Brumbies: Heihei!
 Jongo Grupert: And this is how I won the election
 Thong Flumombies: Captain Cock sailing off to Australia
 Halm Grunungo: My life, my love and my laaaady, is the sea
 Gingo Bruble: Who's the best tuna?
 Herbo Grunongo: Chicken of the sea?
Image 189487   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Larb Drumupert
Score:
749
 
 Gimpo Albungo: @zupobaloop I wasn't saying that the hamster pulled the magnet off the fridge. I was giving humans credit for dropping a magnet that rolled under the fridge and sat there until the hamster found it, probably much later. Knowing how often most people clean under the fridge, it could have been there for years- slowly getting covered in spilled juice and other tasty corruption that would make it more likely that a hamster would mistake the magnet for food..
 Flurbo Grunumple: @Nopetology Ummm... so just to be clear... You think it's perfectly reasonable that a hamster was able to pull a magnet off of the fridge, then INSTANTLY wasn't strong enough to pull that same magnet off the fridge...? It had the sheer force of will to pull a neodymium magnet off with its chompers, but was unable to pull it away... even to the side... once in its mouth?
 Thingo Albumbies: I thought the punch line was it was dead.
 Froft Pluble: Poor little guy.
 Lomp Plemumple: @zupobaloop Neodymium magnets are surprisingly powerful. I have some 5mm cubes that would be enough to immobilize a hamster. Hamster cheek pouches are so large that far less powerful magnets could still do the job. I completely believe this story.
 Flirm Cremombies: good story
 Bung Grunongus: Lol poor hamster :3
 Garbo Drumupert: a fridge magnet both strong enough and small enough for that scenario... mmmm... no.
 Veld Grongus: Red herring arrow.
 Theple Grungo: uhhhhhhhhh......
 Purm Albongo: Too long, read, laughed a little.
Image 189486   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Galm Grungo
Score:
199
 
 Jift Horpumple: This how babby card is formed
Image 189485   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Hart Cremopert
Score:
394
 
 Geng Morpupert: @dangerkeith3000 #189243
 Huple Flumuble: uh. Hellboy?
 Liwn Rempopert: *shivers* Imagine Pearlman's voice coming out of that cat..
 Fleng Plemungus: And and and beast.
 Bompo Dampongus: Beauty and Beauty Beast the
 Parm Drumungo: Beauty and the Beast
 Jango Drumongus: Beauty the the Beast
 Lulm Grunomple: Beauty and and Beast
Image 189484   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Trilm Plopert
Score:
387
 
 Mump Rempombies: Shower dog, or ice dog?
 Frurbo Horpoble: ...workin' at the dog wash, at the dog wash yea!
 Haple Grongo: Gah!
Image 189483   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Crarbo Drumombies
Score:
745
 
 Thirm Cremuble: Getting ready for his anteater girlfriend.
 Pomp Horpumbies: I becuine w TEACHER
Image 189482   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Veng Grunupert
Score:
256
 
 Jert Morpumple: Its almost my name
 Flort Flumoble: They better sell propane and propane accessories.
 Jumpo Albungo: I must go meet an old flame...
 Bompo Flombies: Time to fill up the ole flamethrower.It's going to be a party tonight!
 Muft Dampumbies: Where a match is NOT your friend!
 Bango Morpumple: "Your dreams may differ from Fuel City, its subsidiaries and shareholders."
 Palm Brupert: @Scoo What? No Sterno or buffalo chips? Alright, kids. Back in the car.
 Hirm Drumungus: @Spazstatic FU EL CI TY WHE RE DRE AMS C O ME TR UE
 Gald Plemomple: You know someone truly hates you when they teach you to recognize bad kerning.
 Trift Flumumple: We got diesel! We got kerosene! We got unleaded! We got white gas! We got peat blocks!
Image 189481   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Germ Rempuble
Score:
279
 
 Limpo Albuble: .... Just threw up in my mouth a little.
 Gaft Brombies: FUck hipsters
 Flungo Drumongo: As long as you drink it at 13 degrees kelvin, it will be palatable from either the can OR glass.
 Melm Horpungus: A lovely bouquet of wet dog overlaid with a playful hint of rotting hay
Image 189480   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Hing Dampumbies
Image 189479 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by totaljihad. Boo, totaljihad.
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