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249319  Greifer: did she have shrex?!

249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

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 Donut: So what happens when one of the golfers blows up? Redo?
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty Why not just say Richmond had 1006 bombs during the Blitz?
 Mr Shifty:
 Felicity: Oh, sure, they say these are temporary rules, but I bet they keep using them forever
 wolfpk: Don't let Nazi missiles ruin a good game of golf.
 ignatz: Golf in a good war spoiled
 Hokie333: These guys take "Keep calm and carry on" fucking seriously.
 Teechur: @addend Seconded
 addend: Motion to reconsider rule 7.
 Staida: So, for a bomb there's a one stroke penalty. Hey! We're giving you the mulligan, take it - but of course there's a stroke penalty. Don't let a little war get in the way of your game.
Image 189488   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Christina: My dinner!
 San DoDo: Heihei!
 drtofu: And this is how I won the election
 Sadbot: Captain Cock sailing off to Australia
 Yam: My life, my love and my laaaady, is the sea
 Bluetocracy: Who's the best tuna?
 Sandor: Chicken of the sea?
Image 189487   07-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Nopetology: @zupobaloop I wasn't saying that the hamster pulled the magnet off the fridge. I was giving humans credit for dropping a magnet that rolled under the fridge and sat there until the hamster found it, probably much later. Knowing how often most people clean under the fridge, it could have been there for years- slowly getting covered in spilled juice and other tasty corruption that would make it more likely that a hamster would mistake the magnet for food..
 zupobaloop: @Nopetology Ummm... so just to be clear... You think it's perfectly reasonable that a hamster was able to pull a magnet off of the fridge, then INSTANTLY wasn't strong enough to pull that same magnet off the fridge...? It had the sheer force of will to pull a neodymium magnet off with its chompers, but was unable to pull it away... even to the side... once in its mouth?
 grizzly: I thought the punch line was it was dead.
 Science: Poor little guy.
 Nopetology: @zupobaloop Neodymium magnets are surprisingly powerful. I have some 5mm cubes that would be enough to immobilize a hamster. Hamster cheek pouches are so large that far less powerful magnets could still do the job. I completely believe this story.
 Zampano: good story
 a robot: Lol poor hamster :3
 zupobaloop: a fridge magnet both strong enough and small enough for that scenario... mmmm... no.
 addend: Red herring arrow.
 Bluetocracy: uhhhhhhhhh......
 Benana: Too long, read, laughed a little.
Image 189486   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Sandor: This how babby card is formed
Image 189485   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 #189243
 ottorongo: uh. Hellboy?
 Skaalar: *shivers* Imagine Pearlman's voice coming out of that cat..
 ping: And and and beast.
 Quackzy: Beauty and Beauty Beast the
 Amy Housewine: Beauty and the Beast
 Ulillillia: Beauty the the Beast
 superfudge: Beauty and and Beast
Image 189484   07-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Theimposter: Shower dog, or ice dog?
 Warrax: ...workin' at the dog wash, at the dog wash yea!
 Dr Awkward: Gah!
Image 189483   07-05-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 satoshi: Getting ready for his anteater girlfriend.
 jochenau: I becuine w TEACHER
 Bluetocracy: got to grade those semester finals, got to turn in those SATs
 Butcherboy: Money, fame? A Jedi craves not these things
 Mr. Butt: *munny
Image 189482   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
 Felicity: Its almost my name
 werterland: They better sell propane and propane accessories.
 Rat-Butt: I must go meet an old flame...
 Rat-Butt: Time to fill up the ole flamethrower.It's going to be a party tonight!
 Rat-Butt: Where a match is NOT your friend!
 a robot: "Your dreams may differ from Fuel City, its subsidiaries and shareholders."
 Teechur: @Scoo What? No Sterno or buffalo chips? Alright, kids. Back in the car.
 White Rice: @Spazstatic FU EL CI TY WHE RE DRE AMS C O ME TR UE
 Spazstatic: You know someone truly hates you when they teach you to recognize bad kerning.
 Scoo: We got diesel! We got kerosene! We got unleaded! We got white gas! We got peat blocks!
Image 189481   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Skaalar: .... Just threw up in my mouth a little.
 Rat-Butt: FUck hipsters
 Dr Awkward: As long as you drink it at 13 degrees kelvin, it will be palatable from either the can OR glass.
 Scoo: A lovely bouquet of wet dog overlaid with a playful hint of rotting hay
Image 189480   07-05-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Image 189479 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by totaljihad. You have brought shame on us, totaljihad.
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