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272592  Teechur: @tib gubb I'm sorry, "they" have to pee outside.

272604  Teechur: Hand him the green one and then say, "No, we don't live there anymore. Try to fit in." Then hand him the whole box.

272621  Cami: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272613  ThoughtlessGentleman: @waaaaaat hi bob barker!

272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

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272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272539 Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

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272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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 Donut: So what happens when one of the golfers blows up? Redo?
 Mr Shifty: @Mr Shifty Why not just say Richmond had 1006 bombs during the Blitz?
 Mr Shifty:
 bookcase: Oh, sure, they say these are temporary rules, but I bet they keep using them forever
 wolfpk: Don't let Nazi missiles ruin a good game of golf.
 The Man: Golf in a good war spoiled
 Hokie333: These guys take "Keep calm and carry on" fucking seriously.
 Teechur: @addend Seconded
 addend: Motion to reconsider rule 7.
 Staida: So, for a bomb there's a one stroke penalty. Hey! We're giving you the mulligan, take it - but of course there's a stroke penalty. Don't let a little war get in the way of your game.
Image 189488   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Christina: My dinner!
 San DoDo: Heihei!
 drtofu: And this is how I won the election
 Sadbot: Captain Cock sailing off to Australia
 Yam: My life, my love and my laaaady, is the sea
 Bluetocracy: Who's the best tuna?
 Sandor: Chicken of the sea?
Image 189487   07-05-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Nopetology: @zupobaloop I wasn't saying that the hamster pulled the magnet off the fridge. I was giving humans credit for dropping a magnet that rolled under the fridge and sat there until the hamster found it, probably much later. Knowing how often most people clean under the fridge, it could have been there for years- slowly getting covered in spilled juice and other tasty corruption that would make it more likely that a hamster would mistake the magnet for food..
 zupobaloop: @Nopetology Ummm... so just to be clear... You think it's perfectly reasonable that a hamster was able to pull a magnet off of the fridge, then INSTANTLY wasn't strong enough to pull that same magnet off the fridge...? It had the sheer force of will to pull a neodymium magnet off with its chompers, but was unable to pull it away... even to the side... once in its mouth?
 grizzly: I thought the punch line was it was dead.
 Science: Poor little guy.
 Nopetology: @zupobaloop Neodymium magnets are surprisingly powerful. I have some 5mm cubes that would be enough to immobilize a hamster. Hamster cheek pouches are so large that far less powerful magnets could still do the job. I completely believe this story.
 Zampano: good story
 a robot: Lol poor hamster :3
 zupobaloop: a fridge magnet both strong enough and small enough for that scenario... mmmm... no.
 addend: Red herring arrow.
 Bluetocracy: uhhhhhhhhh......
 Benana: Too long, read, laughed a little.
Image 189486   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
 Sandor: This how babby card is formed
Image 189485   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hexxx
 kshoxx: @dangerkeith3000 #189243
 ottorongo: uh. Hellboy?
 Skaalar: *shivers* Imagine Pearlman's voice coming out of that cat..
 ping: And and and beast.
 Quackzy: Beauty and Beauty Beast the
 Amy Housewine: Beauty and the Beast
 Ulillillia: Beauty the the Beast
 superfudge: Beauty and and Beast
Image 189484   07-05-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
 Theimposter: Shower dog, or ice dog?
 Warrax: ...workin' at the dog wash, at the dog wash yea!
 Pingu IRL: Gah!
Image 189483   07-05-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
 satoshi: Getting ready for his anteater girlfriend.
 jochenau: I becuine w TEACHER
Image 189482   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Teechur
 BabyVaccine: Its almost my name
 werterland: They better sell propane and propane accessories.
 Rat-Butt: I must go meet an old flame...
 Rat-Butt: Time to fill up the ole flamethrower.It's going to be a party tonight!
 Rat-Butt: Where a match is NOT your friend!
 a robot: "Your dreams may differ from Fuel City, its subsidiaries and shareholders."
 Teechur: @Scoo What? No Sterno or buffalo chips? Alright, kids. Back in the car.
 White Rice: @Spazstatic FU EL CI TY WHE RE DRE AMS C O ME TR UE
 Spazstatic: You know someone truly hates you when they teach you to recognize bad kerning.
 Scoo: We got diesel! We got kerosene! We got unleaded! We got white gas! We got peat blocks!
Image 189481   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Skaalar: .... Just threw up in my mouth a little.
 Rat-Butt: FUck hipsters
 tehghost: As long as you drink it at 13 degrees kelvin, it will be palatable from either the can OR glass.
 Scoo: A lovely bouquet of wet dog overlaid with a playful hint of rotting hay
Image 189480   07-05-17   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Image 189479 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by totaljihad. Boo, totaljihad.
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