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228500  Jabberwikket: Mckayla ?

228531  a robot: "What?"

228504  Jabberwikket: Unicornrows

228535  a robot: Ultra bad for doing this to the Far Side :(

228509  dangerkeith3000: *became

228509  dangerkeith3000: Lisa got really annoying when she because vegetarian. Don't ever make her vegan.

228517  dangerkeith3000: Nice try but that is the guest copy.

228523  Teechur: This Neighborhood Watch is probably quite effective.

228534  Robespierre: "Since by brown-nosing got me no place with you, hoomin ... tbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtbtb.."

228519  dangerkeith3000: No Homers Allowed.

228526  Teechur: Yorkie-Poo! We love ours!

228521  dangerkeith3000: Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year...

228533  Science: Replacement front end and carbon fiber hood. Nothing exciting here, except for the fact that he can afford the accoutrements, but not a paint job.

228532  Robespierre: What brand of whisker wax are you partial to, ket?

228533  Robespierre: Been to Pick-A-Part, I see.

228524  dangerkeith3000: Stand Tall!

228528  dangerkeith3000: Only one of those children are vaccinated.

228530  dangerkeith3000: Fuzzy Tacos!

228532  dangerkeith3000: Diabeetus.

228469  White Rice: @tokyopig try as you might, you wont be able to get the wizard to drop his disguise. Go find some other wizard to kill, young man.

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3. Scoo
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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228490 dangerkeith3000: I like mine wit provolone and onions.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228373 Robespierre: Some people think they jive me / But I know they must be crazy / Don't see dey misfortune / Guess they just too lazy / J'suis le Grand Zombie / My yellow belt of choison / Ain't afraid of no tom cat / Fill my brains with poison / Walk thru the fire / Fly thru the smoke / See my enemy / At the end of dey rope / Walk on pins and needles / See what they can do / Walk on gilded splinters / King of the Zulu / Come Get It, Get It, Come, Come / Walk on gilded splinters...

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 Felicity: The History and Social Influence of the Salami, by Redcliffe Potaton
 dangerous dave: I got thrown out of the county fair because my entry for "largest potato" had whiskers and makes a loud purring sound and inexplicably likes cat food.
 Dan Tagonistic: Pairs well with Vegetable Fiber
 XLY: Volume 1
 Scoo: Redcliffe Salaman is my Love Angle
 cizhiresb: it's not as silly as it seems,potatoes have changed the feeding of europeans
 Air Biscuit: @fanny theyre only appreciated after being eatn tho.
 Robespierre: To paraphrase Mark Twain, The jacket makes the potato; naked tubers have little or no influence in society.
 fanny: maybe it wouldn't be so bad being treated like potato, they seem pretty important
 Supermansbrother: If you'll notice: not only are there two copies of this important tome in this collection, there are two editions.
Image 189353   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: seems practical
 SpaceCow: Strength of Stones was a weird book.
 Hosebag: Behold the Mobile Oppression Palace!
 raditzu: Howl's moving castle - steampunk edition.
 Bluetocracy: I think maybe the new generation of ultra SUVs has gone a little overboard
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Air Biscuit: "What kind of view do you get from your window?" "The ground."
 Donut: "Just remember where we parked, son."
 Robespierre: Can somebody make this happen next week? Please?
Image 189352   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Amy Housewine: Little bastard dinosaurs might find themselves going extinct again.
 Mad Collager: Huh! They don't look like oviraptors.
 Science: Why the bad votes? This is awesome and I bet the kids are loving it.
 Dr Awkward: I'm ambivalent about trolling your own young children...
Image 189351   07-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 Hosebag: @2Berries So we went back to Greece!
 2Berries: Hated it
 addend: The hat says "M'lady" for you.
 Scoo: "A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
 Robespierre: Are these the Pid and Clay clones?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Everyone quick look at your phone!!! Theres vampire hunters nearby.
 Dr Awkward: "Uh oh, Mom and Dad are. It going to like this"
 SomeCanadian: Jaden Smith seems to be multiplying
Image 189350   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Horatio: I guess this answers the question about pants from a while back.
 Radstarboom: Trouser'd snake.
 Air Biscuit: @Meow we can tread together like humans do. It will be fun fellow human.
 DrinkMixMan: Look Who's Treading Now!
 Robespierre: You certainly are, Mr President. You certainly are.
 Cami: How do you do, fellow persons?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 annterland: Haha nope
 Butcherboy: No you're a chicken boo
 Meow: off*
 Meow: of to tread on some guys
Image 189349   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 Air Biscuit: @Urn BooUrn clean up the rainbow.
 Peach: @Urn BooUrn Maybe don't in this instance.
 Urn BooUrn: Taste the rainbow.
Image 189348   07-05-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
 John Blender: @Peach For real
 Science: @Peach: Looks like it. It also looks like that if a human were to poop at the same scale, it would be like giving birth to a two-liter bottle.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peach If it is I bet his eyes are watering
 Peach: Is this a picture of a frog pooping?
Image 189347   07-05-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Ihminen: No. I saw everything. And theres nothing you can do the lizard from 189341 has been informed
 Side Boob: Easy there penguin. We don't want any trouble. Just take the RAD and move on.
 Peach: Bender has taught them well.
 Meow: pffft. Good luck pulling that trigger with a flipper
 Nothing: You heard the penguin
Image 189346   07-05-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
 Nopetology: @Teechur LOL! You win 5 internets, good sir! I'm very happy that I finished my coffee a few minutes ago- otherwise, I probably would have just caffeinated my iPad..
 Teechur: @Nopetology Soooo.... what I hear you saying is that my turds are pointy at the end so my anus doesn't snap shut? :D
 Nopetology: @Teechur This is essentially an extended teardrop shape, which works well at subsonic speeds. The tailcone helps to reduce 'base drag' - otherwise, turbulent air would rush into the low-pressure area behind the tube. Round noses are more efficient than pointy at subsonic speeds. Pointy noses are only more efficient at supersonic speeds because of the type of shock waves that they create.
 piranharama: Ruskies made some cool aircraft during the Cold War.
 Bluetocracy: now, that's brave
 Air Biscuit: Just spacepository things.
 Mad Collager: Did he poop that?
 Mr. Shine: @ChubbyBuddy Your lip gloss has arrived, Mr. Jagger
 ChubbyBuddy: your oxycodone prescription has arrived, Mr. Sheen
 Teechur: My inner aeronautical engineer wonders why they didn't turn it around.
 Christina: I can't think of anything but jokes about "your mother's dildo".
Image 189345   07-05-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 annterland: @Dr Awkward nice
 Air Biscuit: @some guy rily nice .MN
 some guy : My favorite is "I like how you be nice." -C. WL
 Dr Awkward: @annterland "I like your shit. -Tyler"
 annterland: What does it say?
Image 189344   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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