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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

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 PygmyGremlin: The History and Social Influence of the Salami, by Redcliffe Potaton
 dangerous dave: I got thrown out of the county fair because my entry for "largest potato" had whiskers and makes a loud purring sound and inexplicably likes cat food.
 Dan Tagonistic: Pairs well with Vegetable Fiber
 XLY: Volume 1
 Scoo: Redcliffe Salaman is my Love Angle
 cizhiresb: it's not as silly as it seems,potatoes have changed the feeding of europeans
 Air Biscuit: @fanny theyre only appreciated after being eatn tho.
 fridaynight: To paraphrase Mark Twain, The jacket makes the potato; naked tubers have little or no influence in society.
 fanny: maybe it wouldn't be so bad being treated like potato, they seem pretty important
 Supermansbrother: If you'll notice: not only are there two copies of this important tome in this collection, there are two editions.
Image 189353   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 tib gubb: seems practical
 SpaceCow: Strength of Stones was a weird book.
 Hosebag: Behold the Mobile Oppression Palace!
 raditzu: Howl's moving castle - steampunk edition.
 Bluetocracy: I think maybe the new generation of ultra SUVs has gone a little overboard
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Air Biscuit: "What kind of view do you get from your window?" "The ground."
 Donut: "Just remember where we parked, son."
 Extreme Locorito: Can somebody make this happen next week? Please?
Image 189352   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Amy Housewine: Little bastard dinosaurs might find themselves going extinct again.
 Mad Collager: Huh! They don't look like oviraptors.
 Science: Why the bad votes? This is awesome and I bet the kids are loving it.
 Oober: I'm ambivalent about trolling your own young children...
Image 189351   07-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
 Hosebag: @2Berries So we went back to Greece!
 2Berries: Hated it
 addend: The hat says "M'lady" for you.
 Scoo: "A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
 Weather: Are these the Pid and Clay clones?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Everyone quick look at your phone!!! Theres vampire hunters nearby.
 MC Delta T: "Uh oh, Mom and Dad are. It going to like this"
 SomeCanadian: Jaden Smith seems to be multiplying
Image 189350   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
 Horatio: I guess this answers the question about pants from a while back.
 Radstarboom: Trouser'd snake.
 Air Biscuit: @Meow we can tread together like humans do. It will be fun fellow human.
 DrinkMixMan: Look Who's Treading Now!
 totaljihad: You certainly are, Mr President. You certainly are.
 Cami: How do you do, fellow persons?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 annterland: Haha nope
 Butcherboy: No you're a chicken boo
 Meow: off*
 Meow: of to tread on some guys
Image 189349   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
 Air Biscuit: @Urn BooUrn clean up the rainbow.
 Peach: @Urn BooUrn Maybe don't in this instance.
 Urn BooUrn: Taste the rainbow.
Image 189348   07-05-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
 John Blender: @Peach For real
 Science: @Peach: Looks like it. It also looks like that if a human were to poop at the same scale, it would be like giving birth to a two-liter bottle.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peach If it is I bet his eyes are watering
 Peach: Is this a picture of a frog pooping?
Image 189347   07-05-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
 Ihminen: No. I saw everything. And theres nothing you can do the lizard from 189341 has been informed
 Side Boob: Easy there penguin. We don't want any trouble. Just take the RAD and move on.
 Peach: Bender has taught them well.
 Meow: pffft. Good luck pulling that trigger with a flipper
 Nothing: You heard the penguin
Image 189346   07-05-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
 Nopetology: @Teechur LOL! You win 5 internets, good sir! I'm very happy that I finished my coffee a few minutes ago- otherwise, I probably would have just caffeinated my iPad..
 Teechur: @Nopetology Soooo.... what I hear you saying is that my turds are pointy at the end so my anus doesn't snap shut? :D
 Nopetology: @Teechur This is essentially an extended teardrop shape, which works well at subsonic speeds. The tailcone helps to reduce 'base drag' - otherwise, turbulent air would rush into the low-pressure area behind the tube. Round noses are more efficient than pointy at subsonic speeds. Pointy noses are only more efficient at supersonic speeds because of the type of shock waves that they create.
 piranharama: Ruskies made some cool aircraft during the Cold War.
 Bluetocracy: now, that's brave
 Air Biscuit: Just spacepository things.
 Mad Collager: Did he poop that?
 Mr. Shine: @ChubbyBuddy Your lip gloss has arrived, Mr. Jagger
 ChubbyBuddy: your oxycodone prescription has arrived, Mr. Sheen
 Teechur: My inner aeronautical engineer wonders why they didn't turn it around.
 Christina: I can't think of anything but jokes about "your mother's dildo".
Image 189345   07-05-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
 annterland: @Dr Awkward nice
 Air Biscuit: @some guy rily nice .MN
 catsanddogs: My favorite is "I like how you be nice." -C. WL
 scribbs: @annterland "I like your shit. -Tyler"
 annterland: What does it say?
Image 189344   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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