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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.



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 PygmyGremlin: The History and Social Influence of the Salami, by Redcliffe Potaton
 dangerous dave: I got thrown out of the county fair because my entry for "largest potato" had whiskers and makes a loud purring sound and inexplicably likes cat food.
 Dan Tagonistic: Pairs well with Vegetable Fiber
 XLY: Volume 1
 Scoo: Redcliffe Salaman is my Love Angle
 cizhiresb: it's not as silly as it seems,potatoes have changed the feeding of europeans
 Air Biscuit: @fanny theyre only appreciated after being eatn tho.
 fridaynight: To paraphrase Mark Twain, The jacket makes the potato; naked tubers have little or no influence in society.
 fanny: maybe it wouldn't be so bad being treated like potato, they seem pretty important
 Supermansbrother: If you'll notice: not only are there two copies of this important tome in this collection, there are two editions.
Image 189353   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
460
 
 tib gubb: seems practical
 SpaceCow: Strength of Stones was a weird book.
 Hosebag: Behold the Mobile Oppression Palace!
 raditzu: Howl's moving castle - steampunk edition.
 Bluetocracy: I think maybe the new generation of ultra SUVs has gone a little overboard
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Air Biscuit: "What kind of view do you get from your window?" "The ground."
 Donut: "Just remember where we parked, son."
 Extreme Locorito: Can somebody make this happen next week? Please?
Image 189352   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
430
 
 Amy Housewine: Little bastard dinosaurs might find themselves going extinct again.
 Mad Collager: Huh! They don't look like oviraptors.
 Science: Why the bad votes? This is awesome and I bet the kids are loving it.
 Dr Awkward: I'm ambivalent about trolling your own young children...
Image 189351   07-05-17   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
545
 
 Hosebag: @2Berries So we went back to Greece!
 2Berries: Hated it
 addend: The hat says "M'lady" for you.
 Scoo: "A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
 Weather: Are these the Pid and Clay clones?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Everyone quick look at your phone!!! Theres vampire hunters nearby.
 Dr Awkward: "Uh oh, Mom and Dad are. It going to like this"
 SomeCanadian: Jaden Smith seems to be multiplying
Image 189350   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
686
 
 Horatio: I guess this answers the question about pants from a while back.
 Radstarboom: Trouser'd snake.
 Air Biscuit: @Meow we can tread together like humans do. It will be fun fellow human.
 DrinkMixMan: Look Who's Treading Now!
 totaljihad: You certainly are, Mr President. You certainly are.
 Cami: How do you do, fellow persons?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 zodiacflash: Where is Sanjay?
 annterland: Haha nope
 Butcherboy: No you're a chicken boo
 Meow: off*
 Meow: of to tread on some guys
Image 189349   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
345
 
 Air Biscuit: @Urn BooUrn clean up the rainbow.
 Peach: @Urn BooUrn Maybe don't in this instance.
 Urn BooUrn: Taste the rainbow.
Image 189348   07-05-17   Uploaded by    anonimos
Score:
285
 
 John Blender: @Peach For real
 Science: @Peach: Looks like it. It also looks like that if a human were to poop at the same scale, it would be like giving birth to a two-liter bottle.
 Dan Tagonistic: @Peach If it is I bet his eyes are watering
 Peach: Is this a picture of a frog pooping?
Image 189347   07-05-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
767
 
 Ihminen: No. I saw everything. And theres nothing you can do the lizard from 189341 has been informed
 Side Boob: Easy there penguin. We don't want any trouble. Just take the RAD and move on.
 Peach: Bender has taught them well.
 Meow: pffft. Good luck pulling that trigger with a flipper
 Nothing: You heard the penguin
Image 189346   07-05-17   Uploaded by    cthulhu
Score:
449
 
 Nopetology: @Teechur LOL! You win 5 internets, good sir! I'm very happy that I finished my coffee a few minutes ago- otherwise, I probably would have just caffeinated my iPad..
 Teechur: @Nopetology Soooo.... what I hear you saying is that my turds are pointy at the end so my anus doesn't snap shut? :D
 Nopetology: @Teechur This is essentially an extended teardrop shape, which works well at subsonic speeds. The tailcone helps to reduce 'base drag' - otherwise, turbulent air would rush into the low-pressure area behind the tube. Round noses are more efficient than pointy at subsonic speeds. Pointy noses are only more efficient at supersonic speeds because of the type of shock waves that they create.
 piranharama: Ruskies made some cool aircraft during the Cold War.
 Bluetocracy: now, that's brave
 Air Biscuit: Just spacepository things.
 Mad Collager: Did he poop that?
 Mr. Shine: @ChubbyBuddy Your lip gloss has arrived, Mr. Jagger
 ChubbyBuddy: your oxycodone prescription has arrived, Mr. Sheen
 Teechur: My inner aeronautical engineer wonders why they didn't turn it around.
 Christina: I can't think of anything but jokes about "your mother's dildo".
Image 189345   07-05-17   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
135
 
 annterland: @Dr Awkward nice
 Air Biscuit: @some guy rily nice .MN
 catsanddogs: My favorite is "I like how you be nice." -C. WL
 Dr Awkward: @annterland "I like your shit. -Tyler"
 annterland: What does it say?
Image 189344   07-05-17   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
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