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268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

268911  hajjpodge: @Shay It made bringing highschool friends or dates home rather awkward.

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9. Annoying Vegan
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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity



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VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. beyardo: 1584 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1579 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1514 points
15. fisto: 1437 points
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Score:
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 piranharama: @Shay If I correctly recall, this scene was at a horse track.
 Donut: Dammit Marty, you'll spoil your supper!
 Shay: It would be a night of unbridled passion.
 Knice: There she stood so sweetly with her boy friend in her arms.
Image 189324   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
63
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: one day frozen treats will be judged not by the color of their wrapper, but by the flavor and texture of their delicious contents
 ThatGuy: Dammit Marty, you'll spoil your supper!
 ChubbyBuddy: if we're talking about socialist ice cream novelties, i prefer Eugene V. Dibs.
Image 189323   07-05-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
Score:
597
 
 Donut: "Lllllllllllllladies."
 a robot: I just got out of bed but I already know this is the best thing I will see all day
 tib gubb: talk about your unrealistic standards of beauty
 Knice: EnChanting.
 Catcat: Jackie Shwing
Image 189322   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
219
 
 Crim Tender: @Catcat exactly?
 San DoDo: Foto taken by: Mr. Bean
 Catcat: it's sad to see a teddy go to sleep without its favorite child
Image 189321   07-05-17   Uploaded by    boxboxbox
Score:
591
 
 SomeCanadian: Sorry. He gets this way sometimes. @Catcat
 Noremak: What a dootbag!
 Teechur: What you got against Skinnies? Or don't you got the guts to say?
 tib gubb: actually my mom made it, dooter
 Catcat: Clearly not a Canadian skeleton
Image 189320   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
276
 
 duchaschmeremol: @Borkf since they have been fished in Irish waters, you pay nothing at all!
 ThatGuy: Fillet O'Wholefish
 Mad Collager: At a model show, one of the entries was was a Russian submarine that had been cut in half lengthwise. From the gap poked tomatoes, lettuce, cold cuts and cheese. It was titled, "Hero of the Soviet Union".
 Butcherboy: Are they racing to Finnish line?
 Borkf: @sparename If there are two flags in it, does that make it double Dutch? Do you only have to pay for half?
 Joseph: It's raw herring, and it's as disgusting as it sounds. If you Dutch you have to like it or you'll be deported.
 Catcat: Rising sealevels a danger for the Dutch fast food industry.
 sparename: I think the Dutch one will win
 apoxia: Could that be any less appetizing? Perhaps if fish guts and blood were trickling out.
Image 189319   07-05-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
402
 
 petepuma: it's falling out of my pockets already
 Teh Simpson: Palms are sweaty...
 Catcat: ...and their mime mascot Ronaldo Spaghetti
 sparename: McVomit on his sweater already
 apoxia: Nice brand violation.
Image 189318   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
172
 
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh
 UseYourName: Do the Buttman
 apoxia: Nice brand violation.
 ChubbyBuddy: eat my two pairs of shorts
Image 189317   07-05-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
462
 
 Donut: I KNEW IT!
 edvard: What was that Ratt song again? Oh yeah - "Round and Round."
 Ulillillia: Hello again.
 Catcat: Frankenstein vs. Frankenstein's Monster is a nice tidbit to know and an annoying one to bring up.
Image 189316   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
708
 
 TrumpyTrump: Luckdragon
 Alpha Trion: "One pill makes you larger ... aaand one pill makes you small..."
 SomeCanadian: I want one.
 Catcat: Ate a stoner rabbit.
 winwolf: Go ahead, boop my snoot. I dare you.
 Volwen: EHEH HEH HEH
Image 189315   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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