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228160  Spazstatic: If this was a legitimate fur pattern, I would have this breed of dog.

228195  sparename: @VeeKay 1225 dead things, or less if some had two-part shells

228200  Scoo: Jaunty!

228204  Scoo: @sparename "That's not my hand!"

228202  sparename: Are these what people call 'Out'houses?

228197  Matricii: Well I suppose at least now they can wrap up all those random semen allergy death cases..

228198  jochenau: This is driving me crazy, can anyone figure out what language this is? The closest writing system I've found is Cherokee but that doesn't seem to match.

228180  Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening

228204  SimonSaysGarfunkel: I thought Tammy Fae Baker died?

228202  Matricii: This is what you get when you leave a clown in the microwave for too long...

228203  Matricii: The newest craze from Japan... RECHARGABLE KITTY!

228192  Whatever: Ironically Ronald McDonalds mom was a health food vegetarian who had no sense of humor

228196  Whatever: Training sled dogs is hard work...

228199  grizzly: @Scoo looks like a real dog to me!

228199  Whatever: To boldly go where no dog has gone before * sniff sniff *

228183  sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"

228188  Springbok: I fully expect somebody to cut the sandal straps and leave the bike lock.

228200  sparename: " I expected someone like you. What did you expect? Are you an assassin? "

228194  Not A Bot: Is one a toy?

228184  Hokie333: What sound did it make when you thumped it? You did thump it at the store first, right?

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3. Ulillillia
4. Dr Awkward
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9. GoGo Robotto
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227927 elmstreet: You get em @Not A Bot

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228072 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!

227908 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

228145 tib gubb: brutal

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

227913 AlexDeLarge: @well duh probably not well. It's scary how many people forget there are other amendments beyond the first and second.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!



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Score:
591
 
 SomeCanadian: Sorry. He gets this way sometimes. @Catcat
 Noremak: What a dootbag!
 Teechur: What you got against Skinnies? Or don't you got the guts to say?
 tib gubb: actually my mom made it, dooter
 Catcat: Clearly not a Canadian skeleton
Image 189320   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
276
 
 duchaschmeremol: @Borkf since they have been fished in Irish waters, you pay nothing at all!
 ThatGuy: Fillet O'Wholefish
 Mad Collager: At a model show, one of the entries was was a Russian submarine that had been cut in half lengthwise. From the gap poked tomatoes, lettuce, cold cuts and cheese. It was titled, "Hero of the Soviet Union".
 Butcherboy: Are they racing to Finnish line?
 Borkf: @sparename If there are two flags in it, does that make it double Dutch? Do you only have to pay for half?
 Joseph: It's raw herring, and it's as disgusting as it sounds. If you Dutch you have to like it or you'll be deported.
 Catcat: Rising sealevels a danger for the Dutch fast food industry.
 sparename: I think the Dutch one will win
 apoxia: Could that be any less appetizing? Perhaps if fish guts and blood were trickling out.
Image 189319   07-05-17   Uploaded by    youshall
Score:
402
 
 petepuma: it's falling out of my pockets already
 Dr Awkward: Palms are sweaty...
 Catcat: ...and their mime mascot Ronaldo Spaghetti
 sparename: McVomit on his sweater already
 apoxia: Nice brand violation.
Image 189318   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
172
 
 Ulillillia: Huh huh huh huh
 UseYourName: Do the Buttman
 apoxia: Nice brand violation.
 ChubbyBuddy: eat my two pairs of shorts
Image 189317   07-05-17   Uploaded by    i peed a lil
Score:
462
 
 Donut: I KNEW IT!
 Robespierre: What was that Ratt song again? Oh yeah - "Round and Round."
 Ulillillia: Hello again.
 Catcat: Frankenstein vs. Frankenstein's Monster is a nice tidbit to know and an annoying one to bring up.
Image 189316   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
708
 
 Felicity: Luckdragon
 Robespierre: "One pill makes you larger ... aaand one pill makes you small..."
 SomeCanadian: I want one.
 Catcat: Ate a stoner rabbit.
 winwolf: Go ahead, boop my snoot. I dare you.
 Volwen: EHEH HEH HEH
Image 189315   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
162
 
 apoxia: So neat. Now grow flowers in there.
 Rat-Butt: New Chia Pet from RonCo! Just add wat and watch them grow! Better than Sea Monkeys.
Image 189314   07-05-17   Uploaded by    Mad Collager
Score:
260
 
 Mad Collager: Monsieur, Inspector Clouseau,INTERPOL. You are under arrest for eating in and robbing the IHOP. Mostly for eating in.
 Whatever: Sounds logical.
 addend: 4. Profit.
Image 189313   07-05-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
397
 
 Mad Collager: A tubist would ride a bike to the top, so he could attain the pedal note.
 Bu7Z: @Butcherboy confusingly, it would be an ascending series of notes as they descended with the keyboard this way around...
 Butcherboy: I'm hearing a series of chords as someone falls down those stairs
 Rat-Butt: Piano keys...why'd it have to be piano key
 Rat-Butt: Whose up for a spirited game of Musical Stairs?
 Rat-Butt: I will HAVE a song in my step, so help me!
 Rat-Butt: I will HAVE a song in my step, so help me!
Image 189312   07-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
283
 
 Rat-Butt: You can so magic, you can anything that you desire, magic and you know that you're the one who can put out the, you know darn well when you cast your spell, you can get your way, with those eyes, with those eye, a heart of stop will turn to clay...Alan Parsons Project...thank you, thank you...I will be here all week
Image 189311   07-05-17   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
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