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227461  Jabberwikket: Pineapple, Jalapeno, Mushroom & Black Olive, with the right sauce is excellent

227489  drtofu: You killed my father. Prepare to die!

227491  ThatGuy: IMPROBABLE!

227500  ThatGuy: Illegitimate!

227501  tib gubb: very nice ;)

227501  ThatGuy: Nnnnnnice! #DeepSpace69

227472  addend: Next time on "Maury"!

227489  Jabberwikket: Luigi's warp tunnel took him to GTA

227490  Jabberwikket: "Cake or DEATH!" "I'll have the chicken"

227478  addend: "Yuri, Vlad..., where's Boris?"

227492  Amy Housewine: Eat-a him, like-a da Mario

227479  addend: Until you notice the drool. :(

227481  addend: Then the waiter asked, "Do you want /flies/ with that?"

227501  glenalec: This is fine.

227482  addend: Who broke into my basement?!

227507  glenalec: I bet it smells great in there!

227509  glenalec: This one didn't dig so deep, it appears.

227500  glenalec: Speak up! I didn't hear you!

227455  glenalec: I want the hippopotamus doona-cover

227461  glenalec: I disagree with your opinion, but I rad your right to peacefully state it.

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227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227370 becca: @funny in the wall what do you study? That sounds awesome...

227343 Dresdenkeogh: Hold on. I want to cuddle. But I gotta go fast.

227396 tib gubb: and then it will be delicious

227380 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing

227291 RiderFan: @wolfpk And rain.

227338 Kess: I would so play this if the main character wore assless chaps the whole time.

227340 drtofu: Im. okay with this!

227357 Felicity: Then you ought to have more tolerance and respect for his freedom to be himself

227367 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!



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Score:
321
 
 jazzjunkie: Q: "how do astronauts sleep in space?" A: "They don't."
 Ronick: Twilight zone, you cant smoke in space
 Air Biscuit: Byo spoon and toothbrush
 tib gubb: trying to gain support for the space program among the general populace
 Dr Awkward: The center of the earth is bath salts
 scribbs: It's how the astronauts stay so motivated.
 jochenau: Hallelujah!
Image 188942   07-03-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
495
 
 Fancy Clown: Super Dad
 Dr Awkward: Dad, you're a star because it's raining meth is space
 Air Biscuit: Also, your head is a boo
 jochenau: Well if that's all it takes, maybe I can be a dad after all...
 Knice: Some username/ upload synergy here.
Image 188941   07-03-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
635
 
 Knice: Some username/ upload kittergy here.
Image 188940   07-03-17   Uploaded by    RANDOM kitty
Score:
517
 
 Noremak: Gettig a tan to improve his A E S T H E T I C S
 sparename: Final Destination 3?
 Bluetocracy: Getting stoned and going tanning seems like a bad idea, for some reason.
 El Barto: Gotta add some colour to those cheeks.
 Ronick: Covered in semen stains
 Off Topic: Feeling dried out after staying in the tanning booth for too long?
 Rev80: Venus De Melanoma
Image 188939   07-03-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
311
 
 jazzjunkie: @Bob That's unfortunate. Around me, you just have to leave it unlocked in a public place for a few hours
 Bob: In Holland it's expensive to get rid of bicycles appropriately so people dump them in canals.
 jazzjunkie: Bringing a second bike to tow out the first one turned out to be a bad idea
 Niels Bohr: Those are the screeching wheels, they always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh.
 Rev80: The birth of bicycle water polo
 Knice: Synchronized Schwinning.
Image 188938   07-03-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
524
 
 Felicity: The inside of a tauntaun is good for the outside of a man
 DrinkMixMan: Two tons of fun
 Shay: It's a boy!!!
 Fancy Clown: I had this toy. I never realised how grim it was until now.
 dangerous dave: I thought they smelled plasticy ... (huff) ... on the *out*side.
 Air Biscuit: Q:what is the internal temperature of a ton-ton? A:luke-warm.
 Rev80: Tauntauns are nothing more than pinatas full of huge ramen noodles
 Entertainmentalist: Luke is being delivered via c-section.
Image 188937   07-03-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
337
 
 Zukero: Always reminds me of the movie Dark City, for some strange reason.
 a robot: Edward Hopper is rad. I kind of enjoy that is the original and not one of the 55,000 parody versions of this painting that exist
 duchaschmeremol: a tough one to be witty about
 KyleisBobDole: A la mode, if you will.
 KyleisBobDole: Eggs and sausage and a side of toast, coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy, chili in a bowl, with burgers and fries, now what kind of pie?
 Rev80: Hopper on down to the Art Institute of Chicago and check out Nighthawks..
 ChubbyBuddy: @well duh inside us all
 well duh: Where is it! WHERE IS IT!! *desperately searching for mascot*
 Catcat: hey it's that image
Image 188936   07-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
741
 
 jazzjunkie: "Cats love it!"
 Rev80: At that moment, Mr. Biscuits scoffed at a million years of evolution and learned to love..
 dangerous dave: @Catcat username / comment combo
 Borkf: @Knice Which one is the loose cannon and which one plays it by the book?
 Catcat: @Knice It's easy to solve cases when the proverbial little bird is your partner
 scribbs: O'Mally, the Irish Wolfhound, was always late for the artistic photo shoots.
 Prostata: i know i saw that bird around here somewhere...
 Knice: They were an unlikely pair, and some said their methods were extreme; but they had the most solved cases on the force.
Image 188935   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
369
 
 Warrax: @Borkf I make my own! Easiest thing ever.
 Dan Tagonistic: This, #188914 and #188759 were taken within 20 minutes of each other. Bristol is rad
 jochenau: There is no country where that number of digits is even remotely necessary.
 Rev80: All beard deliveries are made via mustache rides..
 Borkf: Beard deliveries? I've always bought mine straight from the farm. This could save me a lot of time.
 scribbs: I'll never understand human biology.
Image 188934   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
417
 
 wolfpk: This can only turn out badly!!
 Felicity: Laughter is the best medicine
 Shay: Please evacuate the premises, like NOW
 jochenau: I would have taken this picture outside. Just saying.
 Catcat: @Rev80 Dog can into space.
 tib gubb: well at least you don't have to worry about meting out punishment
 Teechur: Do NOT startle the dog. I think it's a great day to spend at the park, don't you?
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd *this* is why we can't have nice things.
 Rev80: The party is gonna be a real blast.
 ChubbyBuddy: soon all of my holdings will lie devastated
 Red: ruh-roh
Image 188933   07-03-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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