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258623  Amy Housewine: US Imperial weighs in pounds and ounces, but not in Milestones.

258605  Mr. Shine: "I regret nothing."

258624  addend: "Reservoir /Cats/", much more violent.

258606  Mr. Shine: @Amy Housewine We're cool. I enjoy when it's unclear whether a statement is sarcastic or not.

258623  Felicity: Also, "cool" as measured in Celsius

258609  Warrax: #258613

258623  Shay: Well ain't that a bitches brew.

258613  Warrax: #258609

258608  addend: "Okay, but what's a CD?" @Mr. Shine

258611  Mr. Shine: I keep telling my wife that we should give out those individually wrapped prunes for Halloween.

258617  VoR: Look at em shine.

258606  Amy Housewine: @Mr. Shine Shit. Is this a phrase used in that sort of way? I honestly didn't know.

258628  Korrok: Korrok approves.

258612  Mr. Shine: So can I deposit pizzas into my account?

258610  addend: C3P-toe, but no R-toe-D2.

258613  Mr. Shine: Idgi

258621  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite youu leg

258621  Mr. Shine: *chomp* "HEY!!"

258496  VoR: I prefer mine furry

258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

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258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!



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Score:
321
 
 jazzjunkie: Q: "how do astronauts sleep in space?" A: "They don't."
 Ronick: Twilight zone, you cant smoke in space
 Air Biscuit: Byo spoon and toothbrush
 tib gubb: trying to gain support for the space program among the general populace
 Dr Awkward: The center of the earth is bath salts
 scribbs: It's how the astronauts stay so motivated.
 jochenau: Hallelujah!
Image 188942   07-03-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
495
 
 Fancy Clown: Super Dad
 Dr Awkward: Dad, you're a star because it's raining meth is space
 Air Biscuit: Also, your head is a boo
 jochenau: Well if that's all it takes, maybe I can be a dad after all...
 Knice: Some username/ upload synergy here.
Image 188941   07-03-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
635
 
 Knice: Some username/ upload kittergy here.
Image 188940   07-03-17   Uploaded by    RANDOM kitty
Score:
517
 
 Noremak: Gettig a tan to improve his A E S T H E T I C S
 sparename: Final Destination 3?
 Bluetocracy: Getting stoned and going tanning seems like a bad idea, for some reason.
 El Barto: Gotta add some colour to those cheeks.
 Ronick: Covered in semen stains
 Off Topic: Feeling dried out after staying in the tanning booth for too long?
 Rev80: Venus De Melanoma
Image 188939   07-03-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
311
 
 jazzjunkie: @Bob That's unfortunate. Around me, you just have to leave it unlocked in a public place for a few hours
 Bob: In Holland it's expensive to get rid of bicycles appropriately so people dump them in canals.
 jazzjunkie: Bringing a second bike to tow out the first one turned out to be a bad idea
 Niels Bohr: Those are the screeching wheels, they always grow louder when they are about to feed on human flesh.
 Rev80: The birth of bicycle water polo
 Knice: Synchronized Schwinning.
Image 188938   07-03-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
524
 
 NanananananananaCATMAN: The inside of a tauntaun is good for the outside of a man
 DrinkMixMan: Two tons of fun
 Shay: It's a boy!!!
 Fancy Clown: I had this toy. I never realised how grim it was until now.
 dangerous dave: I thought they smelled plasticy ... (huff) ... on the *out*side.
 Air Biscuit: Q:what is the internal temperature of a ton-ton? A:luke-warm.
 Rev80: Tauntauns are nothing more than pinatas full of huge ramen noodles
 Entertainmentalist: Luke is being delivered via c-section.
Image 188937   07-03-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
337
 
 Zukero: Always reminds me of the movie Dark City, for some strange reason.
 a robot: Edward Hopper is rad. I kind of enjoy that is the original and not one of the 55,000 parody versions of this painting that exist
 duchaschmeremol: a tough one to be witty about
 KyleisBobDole: A la mode, if you will.
 KyleisBobDole: Eggs and sausage and a side of toast, coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy, chili in a bowl, with burgers and fries, now what kind of pie?
 Rev80: Hopper on down to the Art Institute of Chicago and check out Nighthawks..
 ChubbyBuddy: @well duh inside us all
 well duh: Where is it! WHERE IS IT!! *desperately searching for mascot*
 Catcat: hey it's that image
Image 188936   07-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
741
 
 jazzjunkie: "Cats love it!"
 Rev80: At that moment, Mr. Biscuits scoffed at a million years of evolution and learned to love..
 dangerous dave: @Catcat username / comment combo
 Borkf: @Knice Which one is the loose cannon and which one plays it by the book?
 Catcat: @Knice It's easy to solve cases when the proverbial little bird is your partner
 scribbs: O'Mally, the Irish Wolfhound, was always late for the artistic photo shoots.
 Prostata: i know i saw that bird around here somewhere...
 Knice: They were an unlikely pair, and some said their methods were extreme; but they had the most solved cases on the force.
Image 188935   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
369
 
 Warrax: @Borkf I make my own! Easiest thing ever.
 Dan Tagonistic: This, #188914 and #188759 were taken within 20 minutes of each other. Bristol is rad
 jochenau: There is no country where that number of digits is even remotely necessary.
 Rev80: All beard deliveries are made via mustache rides..
 Borkf: Beard deliveries? I've always bought mine straight from the farm. This could save me a lot of time.
 scribbs: I'll never understand human biology.
Image 188934   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
417
 
 wolfpk: This can only turn out badly!!
 originaluser: Laughter is the best medicine
 Shay: Please evacuate the premises, like NOW
 jochenau: I would have taken this picture outside. Just saying.
 Catcat: @Rev80 Dog can into space.
 tib gubb: well at least you don't have to worry about meting out punishment
 Teechur: Do NOT startle the dog. I think it's a great day to spend at the park, don't you?
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd *this* is why we can't have nice things.
 Rev80: The party is gonna be a real blast.
 ChubbyBuddy: soon all of my holdings will lie devastated
 Red: ruh-roh
Image 188933   07-03-17   Uploaded by    fishing
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