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253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

253342  Knice: Expecto Patronads

253343  Knice: It's getting fawndled.

253339  Scoo: Not that kind of panic

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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah



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Score:
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 NanananananananaCATMAN: The inside of a tauntaun is good for the outside of a man
 DrinkMixMan: Two tons of fun
 Shay: It's a boy!!!
 Fancy Clown: I had this toy. I never realised how grim it was until now.
 dangerous dave: I thought they smelled plasticy ... (huff) ... on the *out*side.
 Air Biscuit: Q:what is the internal temperature of a ton-ton? A:luke-warm.
 Rev80: Tauntauns are nothing more than pinatas full of huge ramen noodles
 Entertainmentalist: Luke is being delivered via c-section.
Image 188937   07-03-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
337
 
 Zukero: Always reminds me of the movie Dark City, for some strange reason.
 a robot: Edward Hopper is rad. I kind of enjoy that is the original and not one of the 55,000 parody versions of this painting that exist
 duchaschmeremol: a tough one to be witty about
 KyleisBobDole: A la mode, if you will.
 KyleisBobDole: Eggs and sausage and a side of toast, coffee and a roll, hash browns over easy, chili in a bowl, with burgers and fries, now what kind of pie?
 Rev80: Hopper on down to the Art Institute of Chicago and check out Nighthawks..
 ChubbyBuddy: @well duh inside us all
 well duh: Where is it! WHERE IS IT!! *desperately searching for mascot*
 Catcat: hey it's that image
Image 188936   07-03-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
741
 
 jazzjunkie: "Cats love it!"
 Rev80: At that moment, Mr. Biscuits scoffed at a million years of evolution and learned to love..
 dangerous dave: @Catcat username / comment combo
 Borkf: @Knice Which one is the loose cannon and which one plays it by the book?
 Catcat: @Knice It's easy to solve cases when the proverbial little bird is your partner
 scribbs: O'Mally, the Irish Wolfhound, was always late for the artistic photo shoots.
 Prostata: i know i saw that bird around here somewhere...
 Knice: They were an unlikely pair, and some said their methods were extreme; but they had the most solved cases on the force.
Image 188935   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
369
 
 Warrax: @Borkf I make my own! Easiest thing ever.
 Dan Tagonistic: This, #188914 and #188759 were taken within 20 minutes of each other. Bristol is rad
 jochenau: There is no country where that number of digits is even remotely necessary.
 Rev80: All beard deliveries are made via mustache rides..
 Borkf: Beard deliveries? I've always bought mine straight from the farm. This could save me a lot of time.
 scribbs: I'll never understand human biology.
Image 188934   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
417
 
 wolfpk: This can only turn out badly!!
 originaluser: Laughter is the best medicine
 Shay: Please evacuate the premises, like NOW
 jochenau: I would have taken this picture outside. Just saying.
 Catcat: @Rev80 Dog can into space.
 tib gubb: well at least you don't have to worry about meting out punishment
 Teechur: Do NOT startle the dog. I think it's a great day to spend at the park, don't you?
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnd *this* is why we can't have nice things.
 Rev80: The party is gonna be a real blast.
 ChubbyBuddy: soon all of my holdings will lie devastated
 Red: ruh-roh
Image 188933   07-03-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
321
 
 Zukero: Burn the house down. Now.
 White Rice: @ChubbyBuddy and protein, don't forget the added protein you got.
 NoRagrets: @ChubbyBuddy That story is fantastic
 ChubbyBuddy: reminds me of the time i had some miniwheats that ants got into but there was nothing else in the house and i was too broke to buy anything so i ate the damn ants. felt like one of those character building experiences my dad was always harping on about but i don't think i gained anything other than a subtle dread of picnics
 Catcat: Australia: the floor is spiders. Everything else is spiders, too.
 WTF: Two scoops in every bag!
 Rev80: What a crappy surprise toy.
 ignatz: Now with added screams..
Image 188932   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
423
 
 gulpeg: Well, yes, it is...
 Dr Awkward: Now mandatory for all Cosby sweaters
 Rev80: They may be stupid but at least they have awesome penmanship.
 Teechur: Now THIS is a Magic Eye I can see clearly.
 Catcat: I'm with him
Image 188931   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jalamunch Totorito
Score:
215
 
 a robot: His real name is Robert Van Winkle so I am still fine with pointing and laughing at him. Also cause he sucks.
 scribbs: I've heard he's a pretty good guy IRL. Not good enough to be holding up an ICE beer in this photo, however.
 WTF: Holding a bottle of Rap Musk.
 Rev80: Still killing our brains like a poisonous mushroom..
 Catcat: Cracking a cold one with the Ice
Image 188930   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
275
 
 Fancy Clown: Bahorsem!
 Shay: I think your girlfriend just shot someone.
 NoRagrets: Your girlfriend is looking pretty anime.
Image 188929   07-03-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
270
 
 Science: @Scoo: It's a bullshit thing college students have to buy. It's basically a device that registers multiple selections. Imagine answering "Who Wants to be a Millionaire." My niece had to get one and it was pretty much used for taking attendance. Screw colleges and the crap they make you buy.
 Air Biscuit: 5. Clean up after yourself.
 scribbs: What, no 'Please'?
 Scoo: What the hell is an iClicker? Does this mean I'm old?
 Teechur: @jochenau 14%! Wow! That's, like, eleventy- three percent more than I THOUGHT I'd get back!
 WTF: Instructions unclear. Bought tickets to 'Stomp' instead.
 jochenau: Unless you need it for another class, or want to sell it back to the bookstore for 14 percent of the original price.
 Shay: Gotta love the last day of class.
Image 188928   07-03-17   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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