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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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 Suburbanmom: I often put on full make up and sex nighties and think about dick in silence...
 duchaschmeremol: is this this movie The Artist I heard so much about?
 Rev80: Her hands are doing the thinking from the looks of it..
 Teechur: IMHO they really don't make a whole lot of noise in the first place.
 Borkf: [thinks about dick in Spanish]
 Shay: She sure misses Richard Nixon.
 Catcat: @Nopetology (thinks about Richard Sharpe)
 Sadbot: Thinks about Agent Dale Cooper and damn good coffee out loud
 Nopetology: (thinks about Jane in first-grade English)
 addend: Same.
Image 188918   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
646
 
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine That story totally made my day.
 Rev80: Surprised no one has mentioned bubblegum and kicking ass..
 Shay: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOT ALL THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!!!! God I miss Piper.
 SomeCanadian: Thanks. That made me smile. :) @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: My uncle used to work as a stage hand at the Williamson Fieldhouse, which was the local venue for WWF back in the day. He said Roddy Piper was the nicest person you could ever meet. At one event they had an autograph line of tables, and as kids were coming down the line, my uncle's best friend Hank (who was also a stage hand) puckishly jumped into an empty seat right at the end, next to Roddy Piper. The first kid to come down the line got everyone else's autographs, and then went to Hank as well. When Roddy Piper demanded to see the kid's autograph book again, he saw the signature "Hank the Horrible" and just about fell down he was laughing so hard.
 ChubbyBuddy: left: reserved roddy piper
Image 188917   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
261
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.
 Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."
 Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade!
 SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?
 Bob: I sell torches. Nope.
 Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Sadbot awkward if portentous
 Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward
Image 188916   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 jadensmith: @duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?
 tess: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?
 annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!
 Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquor
 Shay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.
 Shay: @Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.
 a robot: @Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla Ice
 Zukero: Elon's favorite?
 duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letter
 Warrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?
 piranharama: All night! (Good lord)
Image 188915   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 rip odb: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 karpeles: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
 Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.
Image 188914   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 duchaschmeremol: 2. underpants
 Air Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.
 Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemons
 duckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli described
 Jabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....
 addend: 3. Profit.
Image 188913   07-03-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
348
 
 Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.
 Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees.
 WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.
 FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?
 Sadbot: Oasis lookin...pale
 eykei: Barbershop Wheres Freddy
Image 188912   07-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
304
 
 Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRY
 rustedpeace: Have you got frogs legs?
Image 188911   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
211
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax no, it's the pope's etsy page
 Warrax: I assume this is the pope's shoe collection.
Image 188910   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
497
 
 Mad Collager: If I stay right here, maybe nobody will see me.
 jochenau: Yucca Moontain
Image 188909   07-03-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
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