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244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

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5. Felicity
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9. Dr Awkward
10. Not A Bot



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244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.



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Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
iCEy uploaded 244334 (989 points)
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 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
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11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
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14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
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 Suburbanmom: I often put on full make up and sex nighties and think about dick in silence...
 duchaschmeremol: is this this movie The Artist I heard so much about?
 Rev80: Her hands are doing the thinking from the looks of it..
 Teechur: IMHO they really don't make a whole lot of noise in the first place.
 Borkf: [thinks about dick in Spanish]
 Shay: She sure misses Richard Nixon.
 Catcat: @Nopetology (thinks about Richard Sharpe)
 Sadbot: Thinks about Agent Dale Cooper and damn good coffee out loud
 Nopetology: (thinks about Jane in first-grade English)
 addend: Same.
Image 188918   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
646
 
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine That story totally made my day.
 Rev80: Surprised no one has mentioned bubblegum and kicking ass..
 Shay: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOT ALL THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!!!! God I miss Piper.
 SomeCanadian: Thanks. That made me smile. :) @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: My uncle used to work as a stage hand at the Williamson Fieldhouse, which was the local venue for WWF back in the day. He said Roddy Piper was the nicest person you could ever meet. At one event they had an autograph line of tables, and as kids were coming down the line, my uncle's best friend Hank (who was also a stage hand) puckishly jumped into an empty seat right at the end, next to Roddy Piper. The first kid to come down the line got everyone else's autographs, and then went to Hank as well. When Roddy Piper demanded to see the kid's autograph book again, he saw the signature "Hank the Horrible" and just about fell down he was laughing so hard.
 ChubbyBuddy: left: reserved roddy piper
Image 188917   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
261
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.
 Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."
 Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade!
 SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?
 Bob: I sell torches. Nope.
 Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Sadbot awkward if portentous
 Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward
Image 188916   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Felicity: @duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?
 Felicity: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?
 annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!
 Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquor
 Shay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.
 Shay: @Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.
 a robot: @Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla Ice
 Zukero: Elon's favorite?
 duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letter
 Warrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?
 piranharama: All night! (Good lord)
Image 188915   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 rip odb: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 karpeles: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
 Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.
Image 188914   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 duchaschmeremol: 2. underpants
 Air Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.
 Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemons
 duckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli described
 Jabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....
 addend: 3. Profit.
Image 188913   07-03-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
348
 
 Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.
 Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees.
 WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.
 FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?
 Sadbot: Oasis lookin...pale
 Felicity: Barbershop Wheres Freddy
Image 188912   07-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
304
 
 Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRY
 Felicity: Have you got frogs legs?
Image 188911   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
211
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax no, it's the pope's etsy page
 Warrax: I assume this is the pope's shoe collection.
Image 188910   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
497
 
 Mad Collager: If I stay right here, maybe nobody will see me.
 jochenau: Yucca Moontain
Image 188909   07-03-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
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