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227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

227748  Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227750  Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!

227770  jazzjunkie: @Mr. Butt I concur.

227750  Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories

227777  jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?

227786  sparenamelaptopdied: "Your future shows you having been eaten by owls"

227755  Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack

227779  Peter Pantsless: SPRARRTS!

227760  Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence

227784  Amy Housewine: She looks very young to have achieved as high a rank as hierophant.

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227684 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227624 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.

227731 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.



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 Suburbanmom: I often put on full make up and sex nighties and think about dick in silence...
 duchaschmeremol: is this this movie The Artist I heard so much about?
 Rev80: Her hands are doing the thinking from the looks of it..
 Teechur: IMHO they really don't make a whole lot of noise in the first place.
 Borkf: [thinks about dick in Spanish]
 Shay: She sure misses Richard Nixon.
 Catcat: @Nopetology (thinks about Richard Sharpe)
 Sadbot: Thinks about Agent Dale Cooper and damn good coffee out loud
 Nopetology: (thinks about Jane in first-grade English)
 addend: Same.
Image 188918   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
646
 
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Shine That story totally made my day.
 Rev80: Surprised no one has mentioned bubblegum and kicking ass..
 Shay: JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU GOT ALL THE ANSWERS, I CHANGE THE QUESTIONS!!!! God I miss Piper.
 SomeCanadian: Thanks. That made me smile. :) @Mr. Shine
 Mr. Shine: My uncle used to work as a stage hand at the Williamson Fieldhouse, which was the local venue for WWF back in the day. He said Roddy Piper was the nicest person you could ever meet. At one event they had an autograph line of tables, and as kids were coming down the line, my uncle's best friend Hank (who was also a stage hand) puckishly jumped into an empty seat right at the end, next to Roddy Piper. The first kid to come down the line got everyone else's autographs, and then went to Hank as well. When Roddy Piper demanded to see the kid's autograph book again, he saw the signature "Hank the Horrible" and just about fell down he was laughing so hard.
 ChubbyBuddy: left: reserved roddy piper
Image 188917   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Big Baby
Score:
261
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.
 Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."
 Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade!
 SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?
 Bob: I sell torches. Nope.
 Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Sadbot awkward if portentous
 Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward
Image 188916   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Felicity: @duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?
 Felicity: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?
 annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!
 Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquor
 Shay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.
 Shay: @Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.
 a robot: @Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla Ice
 Zukero: Elon's favorite?
 duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letter
 Warrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?
 piranharama: All night! (Good lord)
Image 188915   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Robespierre: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 Robespierre: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
 Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.
Image 188914   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 duchaschmeremol: 2. underpants
 Air Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.
 Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemons
 duckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli described
 Jabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....
 addend: 3. Profit.
Image 188913   07-03-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
348
 
 Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.
 Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees.
 WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.
 FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?
 Sadbot: Oasis lookin...pale
 Felicity: Barbershop Wheres Freddy
Image 188912   07-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
304
 
 Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRY
 Felicity: Have you got frogs legs?
Image 188911   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
211
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax no, it's the pope's etsy page
 Warrax: I assume this is the pope's shoe collection.
Image 188910   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
497
 
 Mad Collager: If I stay right here, maybe nobody will see me.
 jochenau: Yucca Moontain
Image 188909   07-03-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
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