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262842  Felicity: Was this badded because there was a volcano recently IRL?

262881  Sage: I don't get it.

262870  Spazstatic: @Fiveninety Ugh, I actually had to do this today. Not the butt part, but the grass in 98 degree weather. Also, it was actually 99 with a heat index of about 104. That being said, a lightweight, light colored, moisture wicking shirt pulled my sweat and evaporated it faster probably helping keep me cooler than if I had more skin directly exposed to the sun and sweat dripping instead of evaporating.

262844  Felicity: @addend Stage left or camera left?

262846  Felicity: This kitten's favourite member of Kiss is Paul

262836  Annoying Vegan : My dog has that same bowl.

262859  Felicity: I need to find a new way of looking at life. As it stands currently I am scared and depressed all of the time

262861  Felicity: Modest prices

262866  Felicity: This reminds me of how Roger on 'American Dad!' used to call his hosts Staniel and Franiel

262878  ChubbyBuddy: both are beautiful imo

262867  Felicity: Rad for gloves

262868  Felicity: Actually, the floor does look a little like lava

262869  Felicity: Where are the giant people holding it up?

262870  Felicity: Well, not in public, but maybe someday if I really apply myself and work towards an awesome body

262871  Felicity: Don't punch down, Louis

262873  Felicity: All the Flash video downloader extensions have stopped working, too. These are dark times

262878  Felicity: Boobswap?

262866  a sedated moose: I chuckled too much at this

262870  a sedated moose: @Fiveninety Preach it!

262879  a sedated moose: A wonderfully composed portrait.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 smusher: ... ? ...



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Score:
261
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.
 Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."
 Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade!
 SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?
 Bob: I sell torches. Nope.
 Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Sadbot awkward if portentous
 Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward
Image 188916   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 jadensmith: @duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?
 tess: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?
 annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!
 Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquor
 Shay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.
 Shay: @Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.
 a robot: @Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla Ice
 Zukero: Elon's favorite?
 duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letter
 Warrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?
 piranharama: All night! (Good lord)
Image 188915   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 rip odb: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 karpeles: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
 Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.
Image 188914   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 duchaschmeremol: 2. underpants
 Air Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.
 Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemons
 duckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli described
 Jabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....
 addend: 3. Profit.
Image 188913   07-03-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
348
 
 Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.
 Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees.
 WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.
 FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?
 Sadbot: Oasis lookin...pale
 eykei: Barbershop Wheres Freddy
Image 188912   07-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
304
 
 Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRY
 rustedpeace: Have you got frogs legs?
Image 188911   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
211
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax no, it's the pope's etsy page
 Warrax: I assume this is the pope's shoe collection.
Image 188910   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
497
 
 Mad Collager: If I stay right here, maybe nobody will see me.
 jochenau: Yucca Moontain
Image 188909   07-03-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
338
 
 Mr Bleak: I'#m trying to work out what might constitute a "cowbell emergency" and everything I come up with is an udder failure.
 Hosebag: Cows have bells because their horns don't work.
 Higdec: This cures the fever
 duckfarts: IT'S AN EMERGENCY, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
 Himesama: Always more.
Image 188908   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
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 duchaschmeremol: the distribution of marco's estate was fraught with difficulties
 RiderFan: Polo.
 Air Biscuit: @Rev80 some people would disagree. Ide stick to just breathing on it.
 Supermansbrother: Fridge fries are sad fries, Marco.
 Rev80: Licking is not touching, right?!?!
 Teechur: I'll just pour your leftover milk in with these to save room in the fridge.
 Shay: The wing count is normal, but the fry count is a worrisome sign of OCD.
 tib gubb: 87 fries to Marco's die
 duckfarts: [poops on box]
 addend: Everyone dies someday. The wings were dry and the fries were soggy. Thanks anyway, Marco.
 ChubbyBuddy: *alternatively, eats 3 fries and breaks 3 more in half*
 ChubbyBuddy: fuck you marco
 ChubbyBuddy: *adds i wing and 9 fries*
Image 188907   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
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