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233194  mexican: HEY! KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE! SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING!

233218  ignatz: Welp, you might as well run with it..

233203  mexican: Rude.

233225  Not A Bot: weakest gun show ever

233206  a robot: *sung to the tune of Bow Wow Wow's 'I Want Candy'* I HATE CHRISTMAS

233220  Shay: I don't know what's more confusing: the cutout anime guy or being served a tin bowl of Jiffy Pop for dinner.

233217  a robot: @Peter Pantsless Yay, you're purple again! :D

233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

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233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE youtube.com/…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars



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Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (1119 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1066 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (1052 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1030 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1019 points)
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grizzly uploaded 233074 (998 points)
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
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13. Bagels: 2013 points
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Score:
261
 
 Hosebag: @Scoo Unless it's a flag factory.
 Scoo: 4 USC 1.8 (i) "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever."
 Teechur: I sell people's freedoms. Vote for me in 2020! I have a clear "vision" for the future.
 Catcat: @ChubbyBuddy Da, comrade!
 SomeCanadian: My product is a poster that says "Superimpose Photo of Your Product Here" with an American flag in the background. Do I have to do anything?
 Bob: I sell torches. Nope.
 Chest Rockwell: My product is a superimposing machine. This is going to be weird.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Sadbot awkward if portentous
 Sadbot: My product is CCCP flags...so it'll be awkward
Image 188916   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
463
 
 Felicity: @duckfarts Last night I watched an episode of Scooby Doo where they found a coffin and Fred said it was dog-shaped and Scooby replied Rog-raped?
 Felicity: This is a tough test of my decade sense. The colour scheme says 1988 but the font says 1990. Maybe 1989 then?
 annterland: It even has a little sideways hat!
 Rev80: After 5 years Rap Musk turns to liquor
 Shay: Oh crap, never mind. I mistook Elon Musk as the Pharma Bro.
 Shay: @Zukero And he's selling it 800% above market value.
 a robot: @Warrax It will not turn you into anyone cool, that's for sure. Probably more likely to get Vanilla Ice
 Zukero: Elon's favorite?
 duckfarts: thank god they didn't add that letter
 Warrax: I've got to know before I buy: will this turn me in to Chuck D, or Flavor Flav?
 piranharama: All night! (Good lord)
Image 188915   07-03-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
343
 
 Robespierre: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 Robespierre: Truck don't be trippin' no more.
 scribbs: A street in Happy Valley, where sadness is punishable by being hanged by the neck until you cheer up.
 Teechur: That happy vehicle has quite the toothless grin there.
Image 188914   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
243
 
 duchaschmeremol: 2. underpants
 Air Biscuit: 4. Dont look out the window. Use the peephole.
 Teechur: 2. Join E.V.I.L. because Every Villain Is Lemons
 duckfarts: 2. durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
 Sadbot: 2.Read The Prince, realize it's a catty critique of the already-joke that is and was Italian politics, but use it to manipulate people anyway because they're still as self-interested as Machiavelli described
 Jabberwikket: On the internet no one knows....
 addend: 3. Profit.
Image 188913   07-03-17   Uploaded by    carlin
Score:
348
 
 Air Biscuit: This man did not reveal what he know about not wearing hats. Now the band is broken up amd he has a solo career.
 Supermansbrother: I used to love the Monkees.
 WTF: This was during their Surf Band phase.
 FabricMan: Where are the yarn versions?
 Sadbot: Oasis lookin...pale
 Felicity: Barbershop Wheres Freddy
Image 188912   07-03-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
304
 
 Rev80: I too love having a frog play smooth jazz straight at my junk..
 Mr. Shine: @Felicity Non, I always walk zees way!
 ChubbyBuddy: dude you spilled every single glass NOT TIPPING SORRY
 Felicity: Have you got frogs legs?
Image 188911   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
211
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Warrax no, it's the pope's etsy page
 Warrax: I assume this is the pope's shoe collection.
Image 188910   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
497
 
 Mad Collager: If I stay right here, maybe nobody will see me.
 jochenau: Yucca Moontain
Image 188909   07-03-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
338
 
 Mr Bleak: I'#m trying to work out what might constitute a "cowbell emergency" and everything I come up with is an udder failure.
 Hosebag: Cows have bells because their horns don't work.
 Higdec: This cures the fever
 duckfarts: IT'S AN EMERGENCY, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
 Himesama: Always more.
Image 188908   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
300
 
 duchaschmeremol: the distribution of marco's estate was fraught with difficulties
 RiderFan: Polo.
 Air Biscuit: @Rev80 some people would disagree. Ide stick to just breathing on it.
 Supermansbrother: Fridge fries are sad fries, Marco.
 Rev80: Licking is not touching, right?!?!
 Teechur: I'll just pour your leftover milk in with these to save room in the fridge.
 Shay: The wing count is normal, but the fry count is a worrisome sign of OCD.
 tib gubb: 87 fries to Marco's die
 duckfarts: [poops on box]
 addend: Everyone dies someday. The wings were dry and the fries were soggy. Thanks anyway, Marco.
 ChubbyBuddy: *alternatively, eats 3 fries and breaks 3 more in half*
 ChubbyBuddy: fuck you marco
 ChubbyBuddy: *adds i wing and 9 fries*
Image 188907   07-03-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
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