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249696  tib gubb: i'm in love

249700  tib gubb: a drug addict would say those things

249637  tib gubb: join us...

249650  tib gubb: the secret ingredient is celery salt... and drugs

249660  tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249709  OldKentuckyShark: General Tarkin!

249693  GoGo Robotto: I want a giant and gentle DOG as companion!!!

249696  GoGo Robotto: @Joseph Stupid sexy fucking miata...

249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

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249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249577 Lunimeow: In bed...?

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249643 Shay: What's Eating Gilbert's Grape?

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249660 tib gubb: so if you're wondering how pooping is handled on the side of a sheer mountain face, here you go

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249635 Vinochet: no left turns in Albania

249591 hajjpodge: Start with Cleveland.

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 Science: I'm a Swamp Thing, baby, baby / With you, I'll share my throne / A Swamp Thing, honey / I can't make it on my own, no
 addend: # Born on the bayou... #
 Rat-Butt: Need fluids after that steamy scene with Heather of her lines in post cloital bliss, "I guess I am a vegetarian now!" Uhg! Swamp Thing part Dux sucked royal apples
 Jennerator: At the end of the movie do they pour a cooler full of it over his head?
 Sadbot: It's got what plants crave
Image 188887   07-02-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
 Suburbanmom: I sooo do not miss this...
 piranharama: @AverageJoe Oh my god yes. +1
 AverageJoe: that kid should be grounded
 Rat-Butt: Life lesson avoided...for now...
 Rat-Butt: Life lesson avoided...for now...
 WaffleIron: You're not gonna raise an electrical engineer that way. The good news is that your house is 20% less likely to burn down now.
 dobbiesdoogs: give life at least a little chance before you decide to end it
Image 188886   07-02-17   Uploaded by    neutron
 Butcherboy: You've never eaten at the Y?
 WaffleIron: Sounds like Russian food?
Image 188885   07-02-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
 Dick Inspector: Looks hot
 Bob: Not how you spell COKE
 addend: -a-doodle-doo. Pervs.
 Gomi Day: revolting.
 Mr. Butt: Sure. I've never eaten cock before.
 LurkedMoar: COCE
 Nopetology: Sausage Flambe?
Image 188884   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 nanananana: I was hiding in this in the last match of PUBG.
 Shay: This is what happens when Kirby inhales a house and takes its powers.
 Hyphae: Snow ball
Image 188883   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
 macrocosm: That suit ... gotta be by Botany 500. As worn by Don Adams and Mike Douglas. And Merv Griffin. Don't forget about Merv.
 Amy Housewine: @Dick Inspector Probably the most spectacular username/comment synergy that I have ever seen.
 Dick Inspector:
 FabricMan: The free clinic opens at 9, but you'll want to line up early
 DOW: The seventies were so awesomely unironic
 addend: Mmm... breakfast buffet.
 Warrax: ifyouknowwhatimean
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, sure, ok...damn, the fifties were weird! Why would anyone miss that hot mess of an era!
 Sadbot: That's a damn greasy wiener...and he's got some sausages.
 Nope: @WaffleIron Sorry about your dick
 WaffleIron: Somebody call 911, cause there's a fire... in my pants!
Image 188882   07-02-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Rat-Butt: @Nope yeah, I get on a roll sometimes...
 Nope: @Rat-Butt woah
 Rat-Butt: There is a noise outside...should I bark?
 Rat-Butt: I once shot a man in Reno...
 Rat-Butt: Is that even LEGAL?
 Rat-Butt: I am the one who really farted...
 Rat-Butt: Hold me...The vet gave me a prostate exam...
 Rat-Butt: Summer, where are my testicles? There were here, and now they are gone...
 Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...
 Rat-Butt: That darn cat!
 Rat-Butt: I've seen things...things I can't unsee...things better left unspoken...things mommy and daddy did...
Image 188881   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Mr Bleak: @WaffleIron Everything. Everything kills Fortran. Last time I used it, I found a compiler bug which let you modify the value of integer constants at run time ... like "6", or "42" ... :sigh:.
 Scoo: @Teechur Oh, it's very much alive and active, unfortunately. There's even a new version, Fortran 2008, but no one uses it because it's "too new and bleeding-edge". Fortran programmers are an old, conservative bunch.
 Teechur: @Science That's fitting because it's probably run on Cold War-era computers.
 Science: @Teechur: It's what runs the US Nuclear Arsenal.
 addend: What's on the left, source code for Ant?
 Teechur: @Scoo I thought Fortran was already obsolete in the mid-80s when I had to learn it. It's still being used?
 Dr. Bathroom: Your IDE should point you in the right direction most of the time.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : forgot the spaceship strips extra white space. Just assume that the last was really painful to read on account of the spaces involves.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : wooo misplaced white space Wooo And a few tabs! Not sure what kills fortran though.
 Scoo: Most of the code I have to deal with is written in either Fortran or Python, so not a lot of semicolons to have to worry about.
Image 188880   07-02-17   Uploaded by    nathan
 Gomi Day: @Rat-Butt V I D E O T O A S T E R
 Rat-Butt: @Amiga 1000 I used to own one of those...when I worked in television, we used the 2000...Ahhh, memories, all alone in the moon light
 Gomi Day: i t w a s a n a c c i d e n t b u t i l i k e i t
 Rat-Butt: Cooked that film just little to long...
 Rat-Butt: Damn hipsters
 Hyphae: Needs more magnets
 Nopetology: I can tell by some of the pixels, and from having seen a few radioactively glowing beach scenes in my time
Image 188879   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Suburbanmom: yuck....
 addend: (Fixates on tiny saucepan.)
 jochenau: It's the Latin spelling of "Jove"...I hope Juno sent these out or there's gonna be trouble.
 Dr Awkward: I've.... (made a mistake)
 WTF: He went to Milton Bradley!
 a robot: I (ring) V E
 WaffleIron: Evol!
Image 188878   07-02-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
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