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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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 Science: I'm a Swamp Thing, baby, baby / With you, I'll share my throne / A Swamp Thing, honey / I can't make it on my own, no
 addend: # Born on the bayou... #
 Rat-Butt: Need fluids after that steamy scene with Heather Locklear...one of her lines in post cloital bliss, "I guess I am a vegetarian now!" Uhg! Swamp Thing part Dux sucked royal apples
 Jennerator: At the end of the movie do they pour a cooler full of it over his head?
 Sadbot: It's got what plants crave
Image 188887   07-02-17   Uploaded by    ptrain
Score:
301
 
 Suburbanmom: I sooo do not miss this...
 piranharama: @AverageJoe Oh my god yes. +1
 AverageJoe: that kid should be grounded
 Rat-Butt: Life lesson avoided...for now...
 Rat-Butt: Life lesson avoided...for now...
 WaffleIron: You're not gonna raise an electrical engineer that way. The good news is that your house is 20% less likely to burn down now.
 dobbiesdoogs: give life at least a little chance before you decide to end it
Image 188886   07-02-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
245
 
 Butcherboy: You've never eaten at the Y?
 WaffleIron: Sounds like Russian food?
Image 188885   07-02-17   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
243
 
 Dick Inspector: Looks hot
 Bob: Not how you spell COKE
 addend: -a-doodle-doo. Pervs.
 Gomi Day: revolting.
 Mr. Butt: Sure. I've never eaten cock before.
 LurkedMoar: COCE
 Nopetology: Sausage Flambe?
Image 188884   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
268
 
 Aufziehvogel: I was hiding in this in the last match of PUBG.
 Shay: This is what happens when Kirby inhales a house and takes its powers.
 Hyphae: Snow ball
Image 188883   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Larp Belb
Score:
418
 
 Robespierre: That suit ... gotta be by Botany 500. As worn by Don Adams and Mike Douglas. And Merv Griffin. Don't forget about Merv.
 Amy Housewine: @Dick Inspector Probably the most spectacular username/comment synergy that I have ever seen.
 Dick Inspector: Sounds...hot
 FabricMan: The free clinic opens at 9, but you'll want to line up early
 Felicity: The seventies were so awesomely unironic
 addend: Mmm... breakfast buffet.
 Warrax: ifyouknowwhatimean
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, sure, ok...damn, the fifties were weird! Why would anyone miss that hot mess of an era!
 Sadbot: That's a damn greasy wiener...and he's got some sausages.
 Nope: @WaffleIron Sorry about your dick
 WaffleIron: Somebody call 911, cause there's a fire... in my pants!
Image 188882   07-02-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
440
 
 Rat-Butt: @Nope yeah, I get on a roll sometimes...
 Nope: @Rat-Butt woah
 Rat-Butt: There is a noise outside...should I bark?
 Rat-Butt: I once shot a man in Reno...
 Rat-Butt: Is that even LEGAL?
 Rat-Butt: I am the one who really farted...
 Rat-Butt: Hold me...The vet gave me a prostate exam...
 Rat-Butt: Summer, where are my testicles? There were here, and now they are gone...
 Rat-Butt: ...the horror...the horror...
 Rat-Butt: That darn cat!
 Rat-Butt: I've seen things...things I can't unsee...things better left unspoken...things mommy and daddy did...
Image 188881   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @WaffleIron Everything. Everything kills Fortran. Last time I used it, I found a compiler bug which let you modify the value of integer constants at run time ... like "6", or "42" ... :sigh:.
 Scoo: @Teechur Oh, it's very much alive and active, unfortunately. There's even a new version, Fortran 2008, but no one uses it because it's "too new and bleeding-edge". Fortran programmers are an old, conservative bunch.
 Teechur: @Science That's fitting because it's probably run on Cold War-era computers.
 Science: @Teechur: It's what runs the US Nuclear Arsenal.
 addend: What's on the left, source code for Ant?
 Teechur: @Scoo I thought Fortran was already obsolete in the mid-80s when I had to learn it. It's still being used?
 Dr. Bathroom: Your IDE should point you in the right direction most of the time.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : forgot the spaceship strips extra white space. Just assume that the last was really painful to read on account of the spaces involves.
 WaffleIron: @Scoo : wooo misplaced white space Wooo And a few tabs! Not sure what kills fortran though.
 Scoo: Most of the code I have to deal with is written in either Fortran or Python, so not a lot of semicolons to have to worry about.
Image 188880   07-02-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
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 Gomi Day: @Rat-Butt V I D E O T O A S T E R
 Rat-Butt: @Amiga 1000 I used to own one of those...when I worked in television, we used the 2000...Ahhh, memories, all alone in the moon light
 Gomi Day: i t w a s a n a c c i d e n t b u t i l i k e i t
 Rat-Butt: Cooked that film just little to long...
 Rat-Butt: Damn hipsters
 Hyphae: Needs more magnets
 Nopetology: I can tell by some of the pixels, and from having seen a few radioactively glowing beach scenes in my time
Image 188879   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
131
 
 Suburbanmom: yuck....
 addend: (Fixates on tiny saucepan.)
 jochenau: It's the Latin spelling of "Jove"...I hope Juno sent these out or there's gonna be trouble.
 Dr Awkward: I've.... (made a mistake)
 WTF: He went to Milton Bradley!
 a robot: I (ring) V E
 WaffleIron: Evol!
Image 188878   07-02-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
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