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258371  VeeKay: Cho Cat, super hero Vietnamese fish vendor!

258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

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4. Scoo
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9. Solemn
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?



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cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)
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mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (764 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
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 5. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. DerMantis: 1853 points
 9. bromide: 1842 points
10. logan: 1762 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1695 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. nathan: 1684 points
14. Annoying Vegan : 1668 points
15. Solemn: 1640 points
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Score:
581
 
 mom: @SomeCanadian Ditto
 addend: People show me 12:30 all the time.
 Teechur: Poly want a dactyly?
 savvoy: Prostate massage practice?
 WTF: Things get progressively weirder after five.
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - myself also
 SomeCanadian: I was hoping this was some kind of automated spanking machine.
 Shay: I have too much hands on my time.
Image 188854   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 @Sadbot I thought it was Ted Cruz this making the cup forever empty.
 thrilhouse: Kind of looks like the Zodiac Killer to me...
 Sadbot: Bring me the head of Kevin from the Office, for I wish to drink coffee from it!
 Dr Awkward: You better watch out for that mug... he looks like he would molest your espresso cups
 Prostata: i know someone who has like 100 of these in different people. they're mostly kinda creepy
 scribbs: This brain better be caffeinated.
Image 188853   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
285
 
 Aemuli: Then slide it in and out, over and over, until the machine is satisfied
 Rat-Butt: That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works!
 WTF: Clearly his card has FlexPay.
 Entertainmentalist: This kills the credit card.
 Shay: *snap*
Image 188852   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
674
 
 Aemuli: You could just blame the blind hands of fate, accepting that even malevolent intent can do good, and the best of intentions often causes ruin. You trade satisfaction that is fleeting for a quiet peace without blame - give it a shot!
 Ihminen: @Felicity lol goddamnit
 Side Boob: Back in my day, we just used to blame the Bilderbergers or the Werewolf Illuminati
 vape station: Look, its OK to be a dirty white boy. I want to know what love is. You can be hot-blooded or cold as ice. Just quit playing head games.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't blame foreigners or yourself. blame rampant unregulated globalist capitalism and the ever increasingly cruel social austerity that it demands
 Ihminen: Blaming everything else but themselves in general is what some people do
 Ulillillia: Lousy foreigners whose lands we colonized
 sparename: Fuck them foreigners, I have totally screwed my own life up..
 Shay: Damn Cook Islanders taking all our jerbs!!!
 WaffleIron: I feel like I've succeeded, and part of that success is marrying a foreigner; I too shall blame a foreigner.
Image 188851   07-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
322
 
 Aemuli: Haha, tldr *crashes*
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Sir, didn't you read what that sign said back there?" "No officer, what did it say?"
 dobbiesdoogs: oh fuck *red and blue lights start flashing from behind*
 WaffleIron: For more information please reread.
Image 188850   07-02-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
541
 
 RiderFan: She got a German Shepherd pupper. That is a good dog.
Image 188849   07-02-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
Score:
450
 
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 SomeCanadian: Hue hue hue....
Image 188848   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
423
 
 Aemuli: I know this is random but fjwogjsnlvndnck
 werterland: I'm definitely a Sub. I love a BMTSM.
 Jabberwikket: No, this is Patrick
 dangerous dave: Pro tip: That preface, followed by that question? Puh'rawwwwwwwwwbobly not a good combination.
 Ihminen: dominostrix
 Ulillillia: I'm versatile
 WaffleIron: And that's another night spent alone, and not alone in someones sex dungeon while they go out for pizza and subs.
Image 188847   07-02-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Image 188846 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sassysass. We'll pray for you, sassysass.
Score:
63
 
 werterland: I think I saw Guy Fieri the other day when I was driving home from work.
 Ulillillia: @Yam All I know is that the actress from The Amanda Show wanted him to murder her vagina
 KyleisBobDole: "On camera, I once said, 'This pizza looks like a manhole cover in Flavortown.' Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it's taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. They all live in Flavortown. It's like one of those things in The Matrix: You can only get down with Flavortown if you believe in Flavortown. I have people walk up to me and say, 'Hey, I'm a citizen of Flavortown.' I have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of Flavortown or the mechanic. It doesn't stop. What would be the airline of Flavortown? Sausage Airlines? It just doesn't stop. I just said it, and then people heard it. Of course, there's no Flavortown - unless you believe in it." - Guy Fieri
 Yam: I don't actually know enough about drake to make a joke on this one. Other than degrassi
Image 188845   07-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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