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268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
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15. fisto: 1437 points
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 mom: @SomeCanadian Ditto
 addend: People show me 12:30 all the time.
 Teechur: Poly want a dactyly?
 savvoy: Prostate massage practice?
 WTF: Things get progressively weirder after five.
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - myself also
 SomeCanadian: I was hoping this was some kind of automated spanking machine.
 Shay: I have too much hands on my time.
Image 188854   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 @Sadbot I thought it was Ted Cruz this making the cup forever empty.
 thrilhouse: Kind of looks like the Zodiac Killer to me...
 Sadbot: Bring me the head of Kevin from the Office, for I wish to drink coffee from it!
 Rachelina: You better watch out for that mug... he looks like he would molest your espresso cups
 Prostata: i know someone who has like 100 of these in different people. they're mostly kinda creepy
 scribbs: This brain better be caffeinated.
Image 188853   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Aemuli: Then slide it in and out, over and over, until the machine is satisfied
 Rat-Butt: That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works!
 WTF: Clearly his card has FlexPay.
 Entertainmentalist: This kills the credit card.
 Shay: *snap*
Image 188852   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Aemuli: You could just blame the blind hands of fate, accepting that even malevolent intent can do good, and the best of intentions often causes ruin. You trade satisfaction that is fleeting for a quiet peace without blame - give it a shot!
 Ihminen: @Felicity lol goddamnit
 Side Boob: Back in my day, we just used to blame the Bilderbergers or the Werewolf Illuminati
 vape station: Look, its OK to be a dirty white boy. I want to know what love is. You can be hot-blooded or cold as ice. Just quit playing head games.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't blame foreigners or yourself. blame rampant unregulated globalist capitalism and the ever increasingly cruel social austerity that it demands
 Ihminen: Blaming everything else but themselves in general is what some people do
 Ulillillia: Lousy foreigners whose lands we colonized
 sparename: Fuck them foreigners, I have totally screwed my own life up..
 Shay: Damn Cook Islanders taking all our jerbs!!!
 WaffleIron: I feel like I've succeeded, and part of that success is marrying a foreigner; I too shall blame a foreigner.
Image 188851   07-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Aemuli: Haha, tldr *crashes*
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Sir, didn't you read what that sign said back there?" "No officer, what did it say?"
 dobbiesdoogs: oh fuck *red and blue lights start flashing from behind*
 WaffleIron: For more information please reread.
Image 188850   07-02-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 RiderFan: She got a German Shepherd pupper. That is a good dog.
Image 188849   07-02-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 SomeCanadian: Hue hue hue....
Image 188848   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Aemuli: I know this is random but fjwogjsnlvndnck
 werterland: I'm definitely a Sub. I love a BMTSM.
 Jabberwikket: No, this is Patrick
 dangerous dave: Pro tip: That preface, followed by that question? Puh'rawwwwwwwwwbobly not a good combination.
 Ihminen: dominostrix
 Ulillillia: I'm versatile
 WaffleIron: And that's another night spent alone, and not alone in someones sex dungeon while they go out for pizza and subs.
Image 188847   07-02-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Image 188846 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

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 werterland: I think I saw Guy Fieri the other day when I was driving home from work.
 Ulillillia: @Yam All I know is that the actress from The Amanda Show wanted him to murder her vagina
 KyleisBobDole: "On camera, I once said, 'This pizza looks like a manhole cover in Flavortown.' Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it's taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. They all live in Flavortown. It's like one of those things in The Matrix: You can only get down with Flavortown if you believe in Flavortown. I have people walk up to me and say, 'Hey, I'm a citizen of Flavortown.' I have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of Flavortown or the mechanic. It doesn't stop. What would be the airline of Flavortown? Sausage Airlines? It just doesn't stop. I just said it, and then people heard it. Of course, there's no Flavortown - unless you believe in it." - Guy Fieri
 Yam: I don't actually know enough about drake to make a joke on this one. Other than degrassi
Image 188845   07-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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