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228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

226603  Jabberwikket: Return flight #228265

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228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay



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Score:
581
 
 Felicity: @SomeCanadian Ditto
 addend: People show me 12:30 all the time.
 Teechur: Poly want a dactyly?
 savvoy: Prostate massage practice?
 WTF: Things get progressively weirder after five.
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - myself also
 SomeCanadian: I was hoping this was some kind of automated spanking machine.
 Shay: I have too much hands on my time.
Image 188854   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
269
 
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 @Sadbot I thought it was Ted Cruz this making the cup forever empty.
 dangerkeith3000: Kind of looks like the Zodiac Killer to me...
 Sadbot: Bring me the head of Kevin from the Office, for I wish to drink coffee from it!
 Dr Awkward: You better watch out for that mug... he looks like he would molest your espresso cups
 Prostata: i know someone who has like 100 of these in different people. they're mostly kinda creepy
 scribbs: This brain better be caffeinated.
Image 188853   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
285
 
 Aemuli: Then slide it in and out, over and over, until the machine is satisfied
 Rat-Butt: That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works!
 WTF: Clearly his card has FlexPay.
 Entertainmentalist: This kills the credit card.
 Shay: *snap*
Image 188852   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
674
 
 Aemuli: You could just blame the blind hands of fate, accepting that even malevolent intent can do good, and the best of intentions often causes ruin. You trade satisfaction that is fleeting for a quiet peace without blame - give it a shot!
 Ihminen: @Felicity lol goddamnit
 Side Boob: Back in my day, we just used to blame the Bilderbergers or the Werewolf Illuminati
 Felicity: Look, its OK to be a dirty white boy. I want to know what love is. You can be hot-blooded or cold as ice. Just quit playing head games.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't blame foreigners or yourself. blame rampant unregulated globalist capitalism and the ever increasingly cruel social austerity that it demands
 Ihminen: Blaming everything else but themselves in general is what some people do
 Ulillillia: Lousy foreigners whose lands we colonized
 sparename: Fuck them foreigners, I have totally screwed my own life up..
 Shay: Damn Cook Islanders taking all our jerbs!!!
 WaffleIron: I feel like I've succeeded, and part of that success is marrying a foreigner; I too shall blame a foreigner.
Image 188851   07-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
322
 
 Aemuli: Haha, tldr *crashes*
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Sir, didn't you read what that sign said back there?" "No officer, what did it say?"
 dobbiesdoogs: oh fuck *red and blue lights start flashing from behind*
 WaffleIron: For more information please reread.
Image 188850   07-02-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
541
 
 RiderFan: She got a German Shepherd pupper. That is a good dog.
Image 188849   07-02-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
Score:
450
 
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 SomeCanadian: Hue hue hue....
Image 188848   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
423
 
 Aemuli: I know this is random but fjwogjsnlvndnck
 werterland: I'm definitely a Sub. I love a BMTSM.
 Jabberwikket: No, this is Patrick
 dangerous dave: Pro tip: That preface, followed by that question? Puh'rawwwwwwwwwbobly not a good combination.
 Ihminen: dominostrix
 Ulillillia: I'm versatile
 WaffleIron: And that's another night spent alone, and not alone in someones sex dungeon while they go out for pizza and subs.
Image 188847   07-02-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
Image 188846 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sassysass. Boo, sassysass.
Score:
63
 
 werterland: I think I saw Guy Fieri the other day when I was driving home from work.
 Ulillillia: @Yam All I know is that the actress from The Amanda Show wanted him to murder her vagina
 KyleisBobDole: "On camera, I once said, 'This pizza looks like a manhole cover in Flavortown.' Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it's taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. They all live in Flavortown. It's like one of those things in The Matrix: You can only get down with Flavortown if you believe in Flavortown. I have people walk up to me and say, 'Hey, I'm a citizen of Flavortown.' I have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of Flavortown or the mechanic. It doesn't stop. What would be the airline of Flavortown? Sausage Airlines? It just doesn't stop. I just said it, and then people heard it. Of course, there's no Flavortown - unless you believe in it." - Guy Fieri
 Yam: I don't actually know enough about drake to make a joke on this one. Other than degrassi
Image 188845   07-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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