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243170  Yurishiro: Well..I guess theoretically jerking them off could make them more relaxed and not thinking about committing acts of terror and I'm all for make love not war but come on! Gross!

243303  wolfpk: Cosplay, squirrel style.

243214  Yurishiro: Pika-gatorade

243302  Yurishiro: @Robespierre Could be wurst.

243302  Robespierre: A sausage's life is INTENSE

243299  Ulillillia: Beauty of Mar-a-Lago

243300  Ulillillia: Date: 2018-04-19

243299  Robespierre: Beauty of Bastardy

243281  SuedeOxford: 2 minutes, holding. 5 minutes, borking. Humans will be on a power play soon.

243300  Robespierre: DATE: I'm outta here

243216  Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?

243300  Butcherboy: Date: 04/19/2018

243300  Yurishiro: Date: 19/04/2018.

243262  wolfpk: They do make great fire starters, if you can resist eating them. I couldn't resist.

243224  Robespierre: @Sadbot My credo: expensive motor = bad driver

243301  Yurishiro: Anime water: check. Anime cat: check. Anime boobs: work in progress.

243302  Yurishiro: No, not really. Give it a minute.

243303  Yurishiro: Dayum! Fancy hat!

243304  Yurishiro: Bicycowl

243307  Yurishiro: I think I preferred the original Mr. Potato head

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243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?

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243143 Colty Brumb: hahahahahahahaha

243169 Felicity: *on the afternoon of

243081 Yurishiro: "I swear, her cans were this big! I am in this erect position since then."

243198 carpwoman: @Springbok - Texas is a different universe.

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

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 Felicity: @SomeCanadian Ditto
 addend: People show me 12:30 all the time.
 Teechur: Poly want a dactyly?
 savvoy: Prostate massage practice?
 WTF: Things get progressively weirder after five.
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - myself also
 SomeCanadian: I was hoping this was some kind of automated spanking machine.
 Shay: I have too much hands on my time.
Image 188854   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 WTF: @dangerkeith3000 @Sadbot I thought it was Ted Cruz this making the cup forever empty.
 thrilhouse: Kind of looks like the Zodiac Killer to me...
 Sadbot: Bring me the head of Kevin from the Office, for I wish to drink coffee from it!
 Dr Awkward: You better watch out for that mug... he looks like he would molest your espresso cups
 Prostata: i know someone who has like 100 of these in different people. they're mostly kinda creepy
 scribbs: This brain better be caffeinated.
Image 188853   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Aemuli: Then slide it in and out, over and over, until the machine is satisfied
 Rat-Butt: That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works!
 WTF: Clearly his card has FlexPay.
 Entertainmentalist: This kills the credit card.
 Shay: *snap*
Image 188852   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Aemuli: You could just blame the blind hands of fate, accepting that even malevolent intent can do good, and the best of intentions often causes ruin. You trade satisfaction that is fleeting for a quiet peace without blame - give it a shot!
 Ihminen: @Felicity lol goddamnit
 Side Boob: Back in my day, we just used to blame the Bilderbergers or the Werewolf Illuminati
 Felicity: Look, its OK to be a dirty white boy. I want to know what love is. You can be hot-blooded or cold as ice. Just quit playing head games.
 ChubbyBuddy: don't blame foreigners or yourself. blame rampant unregulated globalist capitalism and the ever increasingly cruel social austerity that it demands
 Ihminen: Blaming everything else but themselves in general is what some people do
 Ulillillia: Lousy foreigners whose lands we colonized
 sparename: Fuck them foreigners, I have totally screwed my own life up..
 Shay: Damn Cook Islanders taking all our jerbs!!!
 WaffleIron: I feel like I've succeeded, and part of that success is marrying a foreigner; I too shall blame a foreigner.
Image 188851   07-02-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Aemuli: Haha, tldr *crashes*
 WTF: @dobbiesdoogs "Sir, didn't you read what that sign said back there?" "No officer, what did it say?"
 dobbiesdoogs: oh fuck *red and blue lights start flashing from behind*
 WaffleIron: For more information please reread.
Image 188850   07-02-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 RiderFan: She got a German Shepherd pupper. That is a good dog.
Image 188849   07-02-17   Uploaded by    piranharama
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 Rat-Butt: Damn, girl! You sure are flexible!
 SomeCanadian: Hue hue hue....
Image 188848   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Aemuli: I know this is random but fjwogjsnlvndnck
 werterland: I'm definitely a Sub. I love a BMTSM.
 Jabberwikket: No, this is Patrick
 dangerous dave: Pro tip: That preface, followed by that question? Puh'rawwwwwwwwwbobly not a good combination.
 Ihminen: dominostrix
 Ulillillia: I'm versatile
 WaffleIron: And that's another night spent alone, and not alone in someones sex dungeon while they go out for pizza and subs.
Image 188847   07-02-17   Uploaded by    waterudoin
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 werterland: I think I saw Guy Fieri the other day when I was driving home from work.
 Ulillillia: @Yam All I know is that the actress from The Amanda Show wanted him to murder her vagina
 KyleisBobDole: "On camera, I once said, 'This pizza looks like a manhole cover in Flavortown.' Willy Wonka had a chocolate stream, you know? So it's taking these iconic food items, these iconic food moments, and giving them a home. They all live in Flavortown. It's like one of those things in The Matrix: You can only get down with Flavortown if you believe in Flavortown. I have people walk up to me and say, 'Hey, I'm a citizen of Flavortown.' I have people that want to pledge to be a city council member of Flavortown or the mechanic. It doesn't stop. What would be the airline of Flavortown? Sausage Airlines? It just doesn't stop. I just said it, and then people heard it. Of course, there's no Flavortown - unless you believe in it." - Guy Fieri
 Yam: I don't actually know enough about drake to make a joke on this one. Other than degrassi
Image 188845   07-02-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
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