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254038  Mr. Whiskers: Butt Plug. Hardly used.

253997  DrNinjaman: Sally Field's dog

254026  DrNinjaman: Ain't nobody here but us placentas, doctor

254036  DrNinjaman: She wants the D.

254032  Teechur: He's singin' the greens.

254040  Teechur: If you'd like to interact with the hoomanling, you'll have to wait.

254045  Teechur: dooP

254037  Dr. Bathroom: And how!

254044  ChubbyBuddy: or just stay home and read there

254038  VoR: Rub it some more

253996  Greifer: who's a good boy?! how the fuck shall i know?! can't see shit captn!

253904  mission2mars: what is that supposed to mean @Wooden Spoon

253985  Darmstadtium: @barfolomew It was good, but not brilliant, they tried a little too hard with the unexpected-plot-twist-idea in my opinion

254009  barfolomew: I've got shocking news about Flo Rida.

253968  Bohab: Mighty max?

254039  Not A Bot: First dick in a box, now...

254037  Bohab: They used it as hard as they could

253298  Mr Bleak: It's dice all the way down! Then it all goes a bit quantum.

253301  Mr Bleak: Goooood Morning Vietwoof! Hey, this is not a test. This is rock and roll. Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ! Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie? Viva Da Nang. Oh, viva, Da Nang. Da Nang me, Da Nang me. Why don't they get a rope and hang me? Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud? Hey, too late. It's 0600 What's the "0" stand for? Oh, my God, it's early.

253302  Mr Bleak: How much is the postage on this?

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253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253732 raditzu: What the hell do you want a virgin for? Have to teach her everything!

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

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 Entertainmentalist: You just know this happened at least twice for someone to bother making a sign about it.
 Bill Rye: why leave a note? then you won't find out who's been doing it.
 Austin: I would only believe this threat if there were already someone on the wall
 copunter: valero has staff?!
 alex: Jaleco
 Teechur: @Horatio I like to think it's the wall outside the store where everyone can see the guilty ones. And they'll know. They'll just know.
 Horatio: @Teechur So the wall of shame isn't in the store?
 VoR: Worth it.
 Amy Housewine: I bet a long and sad story has led them to this point.
 Teechur: Yes, YOU! Not your picture. That's lame. YOU will be placed on the wall of shame!
Image 188792   07-02-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
 UltraBeverly: I think Brooklyn is too harsh a punishment for any crime.
 Shay: Actually Brooklyn.
 Rev80: Divine gentrification
 piranharama: Banished to New Jersey?
 Amy Housewine: Usually it means someone has won the National Lottery when God points like that.
 Colligs: For eatin' the big apple?
Image 188791   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sad face
 Jennerator: Just learned they halved the vodka ration
 Teechur: @Prostata In EVERY world.
 Prostata: There's one of those guys in every unit in every army in the world.
 Mr Shifty: "...and this, gentleman, is our tactical plan to end this dreadful war by Christmas"!
 Theimposter: Mega rad.
 Amy Housewine: This isn't my monocle.
 Teechur: Treat every firearm as if you're loaded.
 VoR: Couldnt.
 VoR: Ive heard about people getting red ring. My mate wrapped himself in towels until he over heated and he fine for 2 months. The next time he could get rid of it and he lost his friends.
Image 188790   07-02-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
 Dick Inspector: I hate these kinds of things.
 a robot: Novelty bathroom signs are never funny.
 trelyate: so this is why women go to the bathroom in groups
 Horatio: This is why we need integrated solar.
 Warrax: But mine's a three prong?
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Pissed on junction box
 Teechur: @KnowLifer Well, the outlets do look surprised.
 KnowLifer: European women would be confused
 Scoo: I identify as Battery Operated
Image 188789   07-02-17   Uploaded by    space
 addend: The un-towel: wets as you dry.
 kornisjon: That dog (?) looks impossibly soft!
 Butcherboy: Sharp! Pe
Image 188788   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 Air Biscuit: *samples may be slightly licked.
Image 188787   07-02-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
 Jennerator: Thanks Grandma
 Warrax: I tolerate me too, but I don't have a choice in the matter. So thanks!
 Mr Shifty: Barely
 Air Biscuit: Thats marriage material. Alyone can love each other.
Image 188786   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
 El Barto: They look ripe.
 Wooden Spoon: This is why George Clooney' Tequila company was worth 1 Billion dollars.
 Ihminen: Fuck off from my backyard please
 Horatio: Yeah, I love pizza on my pineapple.
 Mr Shifty: Peperoni plants looking great this year!
 Winterneuro: Venus human trap
 redmonkey3: Probably poisonous
Image 188785   07-02-17   Uploaded by    reagan
 ignatz: @Science Perfect example
 Science: @ignatz I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind / Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine
 Mad Collager: One day I'll open a restaurant near this place. It will only serve Lean Cuisine.
 redmonkey3: If only
 fanny: i would just start high-fiving all of them
 ignatz: They're just 80's dancing, leave them alone
Image 188784   07-02-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
 Suburbanmom: damn good Friday night direction
 redmonkey3: "I have a thing about hygiene and oral sex; you need to wash your mouth out"
 Mr. Shine: "Scented condoms? If you're at a stage where you're putting a condom on, get your mouth AWAY from it!" -Chris Porter
 Nope: Mouth herpes is a thing
Image 188783   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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