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268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

268949  dangerkeith3000: Meows Davis

268952  dangerkeith3000: @Mr. Butt Sounds like Weird Al is really broadening his horizons.

268946  Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Lahren actually blathered about PP and contraception on the View last year. Let's just say her stance is... elitist and porridge-brained

268952  Mr. Butt: It's still on PornHub, if anyone feels inclined to watch it. I showed my girlfriend a month or two ago; she wasn't as amused as I'd hoped.

268952  Mr. Butt: The weirdest porn I ever saw went like this: a man teaching a woman to play accordion; she attempts to play Bohemian Rhapsody on the accordion; she messes up, so they get naked (as one does); then the guy starts peeing on her; then the woman starts peeing in a fancy teacup and drinks it...I don't remember what happens next.

268926  jochenau: This is apparently an Irish workbook for Catholic children, which is...horrifying. I'm not Catholic, but I'm 99% certain that this is some wack theology.

268949  Side Boob: :toot:

268946  WTF: You would think the conservatives would be FOR abortions since they seem to be the ones constantly found hooking up with large swaths of women.

268949  Amy Housewine: * Last Post *

268950  Side Boob: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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 Entertainmentalist: You just know this happened at least twice for someone to bother making a sign about it.
 Bill Rye: why leave a note? then you won't find out who's been doing it.
 Austin: I would only believe this threat if there were already someone on the wall
 copunter: valero has staff?!
 alex: Jaleco
 Teechur: @Horatio I like to think it's the wall outside the store where everyone can see the guilty ones. And they'll know. They'll just know.
 Horatio: @Teechur So the wall of shame isn't in the store?
 VoR: Worth it.
 Amy Housewine: I bet a long and sad story has led them to this point.
 Teechur: Yes, YOU! Not your picture. That's lame. YOU will be placed on the wall of shame!
Image 188792   07-02-17   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
Score:
233
 
 UltraBeverly: I think Brooklyn is too harsh a punishment for any crime.
 Shay: Actually Brooklyn.
 Rev80: Divine gentrification
 piranharama: Banished to New Jersey?
 Amy Housewine: Usually it means someone has won the National Lottery when God points like that.
 Colligs: For eatin' the big apple?
Image 188791   07-02-17   Uploaded by    sad face
Score:
550
 
 Jennerator: Just learned they halved the vodka ration
 Teechur: @Prostata In EVERY world.
 Prostata: There's one of those guys in every unit in every army in the world.
 Mr Shifty: "...and this, gentleman, is our tactical plan to end this dreadful war by Christmas"!
 Theimposter: Mega rad.
 Amy Housewine: This isn't my monocle.
 Teechur: Treat every firearm as if you're loaded.
 VoR: Couldnt.
 VoR: Ive heard about people getting red ring. My mate wrapped himself in towels until he over heated and he fine for 2 months. The next time he could get rid of it and he lost his friends.
Image 188790   07-02-17   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
327
 
 Dick Inspector: I hate these kinds of things.
 a robot: Novelty bathroom signs are never funny.
 trelyate: so this is why women go to the bathroom in groups
 Horatio: This is why we need integrated solar.
 Warrax: But mine's a three prong?
 FabricMan: Instructions unclear. Pissed on junction box
 Teechur: @KnowLifer Well, the outlets do look surprised.
 KnowLifer: European women would be confused
 Scoo: I identify as Battery Operated
Image 188789   07-02-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
762
 
 addend: The un-towel: wets as you dry.
 kornisjon: That dog (?) looks impossibly soft!
 Butcherboy: Sharp! Pe
Image 188788   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
328
 
 Air Biscuit: *samples may be slightly licked.
Image 188787   07-02-17   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
336
 
 Jennerator: Thanks Grandma
 Warrax: I tolerate me too, but I don't have a choice in the matter. So thanks!
 Mr Shifty: Barely
 Air Biscuit: Thats marriage material. Alyone can love each other.
Image 188786   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
361
 
 El Barto: They look ripe.
 Wooden Spoon: This is why George Clooney' Tequila company was worth 1 Billion dollars.
 Ihminen: Fuck off from my backyard please
 Horatio: Yeah, I love pizza on my pineapple.
 Mr Shifty: Peperoni plants looking great this year!
 Winterneuro: Venus human trap
 redmonkey3: Probably poisonous
Image 188785   07-02-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
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 1979: @Science Perfect example
 Science: @ignatz I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind / Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance Well they're are no friends of mine
 Mad Collager: One day I'll open a restaurant near this place. It will only serve Lean Cuisine.
 redmonkey3: If only
 fanny: i would just start high-fiving all of them
 Liar tuck: They're just 80's dancing, leave them alone
Image 188784   07-02-17   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
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 Suburbanmom: damn good Friday night direction
 redmonkey3: "I have a thing about hygiene and oral sex; you need to wash your mouth out" oglaf.com
 Mr. Shine: "Scented condoms? If you're at a stage where you're putting a condom on, get your mouth AWAY from it!" -Chris Porter
 Nope: Mouth herpes is a thing
Image 188783   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Snow Plow
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