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273306  BavidDowie: the irony

273308  BavidDowie: *anonymous comments*

273313  madmax1: All watched over by machines of loving grace.

273288  Teechur: Should have nailed it to the windshield so it doesn't blow off.

273300  Mr. Butt: fuck off

273295  Teechur: As I told my son, "Always know where your pen is."

273283  Gerb Flumopert: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273267  Munkybut: This was on my daily commute

273282  Munkybut: The beauty of America

273300  Munkybut: Women be shoppin, amiright?

273187  Sthenolaidas: I had to rad something stupid so I'd have a bad vote for this image.

273293  Nope: Gotta work on the kegels first

273267  lecj07: From an alternate reality where Hillary won.

273300  Nope: Not with a debit card

273273  lecj07: Please tell me this isn't a cat wedding

273265  DrinkMixMan: Un don't want none unless you got buns hun

273299  namaste: Snail acid trip

273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 breadtoaster: Galactus the Eater of Worlds versus Ego the Living Planet. This should be good
 dangerous dave: I am the will and the power but if you throw a kitchen appliance at me I swear to myself that I'm totally going to lose it.
 tib gubb: thanks for the dishwasher though... i've always wanted one of those.
Image 188725   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
 twitter: Probably expired by now
 Mad Collager: I will not press at my joint until I hear it crack!
 SomeCanadian: We all know how to make love. You don't have to remind us, box.
 ChubbyBuddy: lets just say the killer has already made the scene
 ChubbyBuddy: i know what they are but i don't want to ruin the mystery
 Big Beagler: Are these tampons?
 TheTakeDown: Are these condoms?
Image 188724   07-02-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
 redmonkey3: Our first black president
 Nopetology: Shouldn't he be busy banning those guns and lying about having sexual relations with that woman, his leg candy?
 Borp Mento: I love Bill
 Chest Rockwell: Hey Bill, Your fly is open.
 ChubbyBuddy: @Amy Housewine the clintons have had too many days already
 Amy Housewine: Clinton Day on the ol' Spaceship.
Image 188723   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
 Mr Shifty: He ded
 boozer: I bet you I'm now going to dream about skateboarding and falling into a cliff. My mind always does that.
 Amy Housewine: I preferred Mosh.
Image 188722   07-02-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
 raditzu: ripe... still green
 Air Biscuit: This is the pits...
 Beef Supreme: Stop by Apple Cabin for all your July 2nd needs.
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those basketballs.
 piranharama: The ol friendly spaceship switcherino
Image 188721   07-02-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Teechur: I finally finished my Dogtoral thesis! It was delicious!
 SomeCanadian: This guy looks like he's gonna celebrate by eating some cushions.
 tib gubb: "I still have no idea what I'm doing"
Image 188720   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Butcherboy: It's a living
Image 188719   07-02-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 FireBreathingMarmot: gonna soak up the whole pool
 Skaalar: Ummm.
 redmonkey3: Jolly Green Giant was having some troubles
 Drump Porbs: Maxi-maxi-pad
 Mr. Whiskers: I prefer floating with wings
 ChubbyBuddy: i threw it in the water and now the pool is empty
 Mr. Shine: Flotex?
 sparename: Super-Sized Snatch-Patch
 tib gubb: keeping it classy
 Colligs: "Swim with confidence!"
 Warrax: Attack of the 50 Foot Woman reboot is aiming for real authenticity this time.
Image 188718   07-02-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Mern Trulbo: Is his tiger lost in the jungle?
Image 188717   07-02-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
 SomeCanadian: Timely as ever.
 ASTER: I love to anthropomorphize countries so as to allow myself to consume foreign affairs with my dumb baby mouth.
 NotHuman: This is depressing.
 ethernet: This upsets me more than it should.
Image 188716   07-02-17   Uploaded by    hanky
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