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249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

249385  Zaxxoff: lifehack #22

249387  Zaxxoff: everything they told me about marine biology is a lie!

249387  Side Boob: Dont fish near nuclear power plants (owned by Montgomery Burns).

249372  Mr. Shine: "I come from a long line of Registrars with a proud and minutely documented history."

249374  Mr. Shine: *stumbles into*

249377  Mr. Shine: I love you, box!

249378  Mr. Shine: @funny in the wall getting them wet makes more. Feeding them after midnight is what makes gremlins. Getting original gizmo wet is what made the @sshole clones.

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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 fanny: @Teechur i don't think he was warned enough
 Teechur: He didn't look out for the electricity.
 Air Biscuit: Anyone else getting a google-play insatiable urge to visit everytime they hit the rad button?
 Hokie333: Free-range drunk tank?
Image 188674   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
 Annoying Vegan : The derp is strong with this one.
 a robot: This isn't a "mlem" or a "blep," exactly. It's like a "pbblt"
Image 188673   07-01-17   Uploaded by    toaster
 Suburbanmom: I don't care what the explanation is...But I am sure it had to do with the Kardashians...
 XLY: This is why I can't watch Cspan anymore
 Air Biscuit: Electricity didnt look out for him.
 grizzly: TV party tonight!
 tib gubb: what did that monitor ever do to you
 Peter Pantsless: Would make more sense with a video game death screen
 Prostata: Kill your television!
 Chest Rockwell: What are you gonna do, stab the TV?
Image 188672   07-01-17   Uploaded by    wordjones
 Spazstatic: Falc-no
 ughjeez: that's so andy!
 dangerous dave: The amazing part is that it all happened while he was running beside Rick and Morty during a firefight with the customs department.
Image 188671   07-01-17   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 kornisjon: @Spazstatic That's super rad. Please take my +.
 Spazstatic: @kornisjon if you put a flower in water with food coloring, the flower will absorb the food coloring as it drinks the water coloring itself thusly. (Really any plant will, but white flowers will show it best)
 kornisjon: Is this photoshop? If so, that's really rad. If not, what is this rose called and where can I get one?
 Mr. Shine: Zombie!
 Spazstatic: I'm blue, da ba de...
 fanny: for some reason i feel like the flower doesn't like this very much.
 grizzly: Never-ending story.
Image 188670   07-01-17   Uploaded by    durian
 savvoy: Bert Lahr's turn as Hamlet was not a theatrical success
 Air Biscuit: How long do wookies live?
 copunter: belllllle. bellle.
Image 188669   07-01-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 funny in the wall: that's one fancy ferret
 WaffleIron: They both boop the same, who cares?
Image 188668   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Fantasy
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur Well on my way. Old news #185587
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Dang! I hope you heal fully and quickly, my friend!
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur You didn't. I was just saying. Obviously you don't want your stoodints (lol) to do it in case they get hurt. I just tried to do a team thing solo and ended up breaking my wrist and tearing all the skin off of my shin. 100% my fault
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless Sorry to make light of it. I never liked being on ladders until I became the tech director for a school. I didn't want the students to climb the 15' ladder to change lamps and adjust fixtures. I guess the inadvertent exposure therapy worked. I still don't like it, but I am more confident now.
 Peter Pantsless: @Teechur Like I said, it's a phobia: an irrational fear. You could put me in a steel cage and I'd still cower in the corner. I KNOW that I'm not gonna fall, but it doesn't help
 Teechur: @Peter Pantsless I'm not as afraid of heights as I am of falling from them. It's actually more of the landing part.
 Peter Pantsless: I am severely acrophobic, and yet I love roller coasters and other thrill rides. This makes no sense as anything above 3m sends me into an irrational panic state otherwise. I crouch as far away from the edge as I can while freaking out. That thing where they take you up really high and then drop you? Love it. Super weird.
 WaffleIron: He just realised that state farm wont be there.
Image 188667   07-01-17   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 Suburbanmom: PLEASE do not make this a thing..
 Chest Rockwell: @WaffleIron Rad it for photoshop skills.
 WaffleIron: I've seen too many UAV crashes to rad this.
 Skinr: At least this pug isn't a taxidermied corpse. It even seems to be enjoying it slightly, so it's rad.
 Teechur: Your order from Amazon has arrived.
 Air Biscuit: All dogs go to heaven.
 tib gubb: bork from above
 Chest Rockwell: I can pee on everything from up here!
Image 188666   07-01-17   Uploaded by    caesar
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 188665   07-01-17   Uploaded by    IM AN ASSHOLE
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