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269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

269071  addend: "Okay, but the best you'll get is observer status."

268779  Mr Bleak: I guess it shows it's occupied, and the occupant is safe. Plus ... it makes it a load harder to chop a line in there, which may be the whole idea.

269080  boozer: May forest with, the be you

269071  Side Boob: *knock knock knock* "Hey, can you dinguses stop fighting?"

269058  addend: "We've been trying to conceive a meme for about a year. Turns out my imagination isn't fertile enough."

269016  MrBoffo: I prefer playing "Dose" myself

269050  MrBoffo: Soft White, indeed.

269050  VoR: Unless you have lactose/gluten issues. I assume they just lay down and wait to die.

269065  MrBoffo: Ad infinitum

269052  VoR: @Sadbot Along with "no offence, but" and "Im just saying it like how it is" ...

269058  VoR: Who is this even for?!

269063  VoR: Dogs don't read. They can, but they choose not to.

269065  VoR: And not just because he's shit at table service...

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268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

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 Suburbanmom: It becomes a crime right after this girl finishes that drink...
 Rev80: Note: If you have to perform a "hover-hand", do it at the edge of the photo...
 Mr. Shine: @Jabberwikket God knows I spent a few years trying.
 Salvador Molly: One heart NY
 Jabberwikket: @Air Biscuit, you wouldn't download a girlfriend
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo When does a date become a crime?
 grizzly: I LIKE new york.
 Yam: Good for him!
 Scoo: When you pop your collar like that
Image 188602   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 WTF: I'm radding for two reasons. First, they left the pic in the correct resolution instead of enlarging and thus grossly pixelating it (which I hate). Secondly, that's the most gratuitous use of padding I've even seen on AG.
 A duck: Screaming, screaming, screaming / The crazy crab was screaming / The knife it held a'gleaming / Its attitude demeaning / All because its aquarium needed cleaning...
 fakeusername: SCREAMING into the void, also pictured
Image 188601   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 mickeyd: Gradually increase the amount of giant aquatic centipede. Shell kick
 Side Boob: THIS is when a date becomes a crime!
 drtofu: This harmonica tastes weird.
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn paleo diet
 annterland: @A duck everyone said she couldn't do it. Boy, did she prove them wrong!
 funny in the wall: Mary had a medium lamb
 Hosebag: She's having a ball.
 Amy Housewine: The spine is the best bit.
 A duck: I'll never forget the day Bertha ate an entire person in one sitting
Image 188600   07-01-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Suburbanmom: If you make it to the site...You get hired without even needing an interview
 Science: Peanut Butter is one word. Don't write one word.
 Warren G Hardon: @Shay A keystroke
 Hokie333: That's not a link to the employment assessment test, it IS the test. If you bother at all to type all that, and get it right the first time, you get the job.
 Zampano: MY GOD! Learn how to use tinyurl, for the love of saving money on classified ads
 Shay: Sorry, my computer had a stroke.
 Joseph: This is actually worse than my parents wifi password.
 grizzly: Tinyurl
 Scoo: That's even easier to remember than 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Image 188599   07-01-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 Borkf: @trelyate And the cow?
 trelyate: I'd still find a way to kill that plant
 WTF: Translucent bravery
Image 188598   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dingding
 Science: "One of the twin supports of a ceremonial couch found in Tutankhamun's tomb..." Cool.
 Horatio: @fanny Ancient Trojan proverb
 fanny: It was a gift, goddamnit! you weren't supposed to look at its mouth!
 Amy Housewine: Your girlfriend scares me.
Image 188597   07-01-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 Rev80: I don't even wanna know what King Ghidorah is doing to that giant worm..
 Warrax: Nooooo they are friends to all children!
Image 188596   07-01-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 copunter: @WaffleIron hmm, anonymity is a modified red honda civic -- if you'd said lime green with one wiper, I'd have guessed Orlando
 Warrax: Roman numerals may have been a mistake. We're going to need a whole hell of a lot of these, and it's gonna get awkward.
 winwolf: I loved Donut Taco Palace II: Electric Boogaloo.
 XLY: OMG the original!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : in my city, every time this one club got burnt down or shut down, it would reopen close by with an incremented number. It was also the best place to get shot at where the shooters would flee in a "red, modified Honda Civic. "
 Hosebag: Welcome to Taco Palace. How about I make you a nice slice of tomato on pita, eh?
 grizzly: @fanny Youre in luck, my friend! We are up to Donut Taco VI: The Undiscovered Country
 fanny: I'm curious about the subsequent Donut Taco Palaces
 Mr Shifty: I'm in. How much you lookin for?
Image 188595   07-01-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Rev80: Obsolescence as art..
 Bill Rye: the world's best two inventions
 alex: Ironic that the old-fashioned pencil is still in use while the more futuristic floppy disk is not
 Mr Shifty: Just doric column things
 Prostata: when disks were floppy
Image 188594   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit It's fun when you agree with fellow aggronauts :)
 Nope: @fanny We talking physical or metaphorical here?
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless it happened again. That was my exact thought.
 tib gubb: nope. kardashians.
 Gomi Day: these books were a significant cornerstone of my childhood.
 Niels Bohr: What is this, a future for ants?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Lots. Just not this kind
 fanny: Soooo... nobody else out there is living in a bubble?
 Amy Housewine: Perspectve would seem to suggest that the tiny figure in the door/loading hatch of the nearest dome must be about twenty feet tall.
 square44: @Peter Pantsless we still got 82.5 years left
 Nope: @Prostata all we have is online hate and being able to order food without talking to someone.
 Prostata: the future of the past is SO MUCH COOLER than the future of the future
 Peter Pantsless: 2 outta 4 ain't bad
 a robot: Wristwatch TV?! Bah! Futuristic nonsense!
Image 188593   07-01-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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