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258683  Warrax: You have your god, and I have mine.

258702  hanky: Give him smooches!

258693  a robot: I love this pup's markings! Look at those little grey toes!!

258653  a robot: @Knice Aw, shucks *kicks the ground and smiles like a dork*

258618  a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258697  Peter Pantsless: Actually 3. I'm the "get the hell away" boy

258690  FabricMan: Damocles' basement

258653  Solemn: Sorry, Catholics stopped using venom after Bane drank it all. It's just holy water now.

258688  Mr. Butt: Thanks :D

258688  Not A Bot: Don't forget about when the snapping turtle escaped from the zoo and dragged off that visiting royal dignitary.

258690  DrinkMixMan: One weird trick to cut your a/c bill in half

258689  Solemn: She has a very expressive neck.

89867  Knice: Other return flight #258653

258682  Hyphae: @Knice Because Oliver hustled them on the street as genuine Louis Vuitton for 60 bucks a pop

258653  Knice: Gotta shout out my home-bot: #89867

258647  addend: #nomakeup

258655  Knice: Thank god finally something good.

258687  Hyphae: I'm a fan of chocolate and mint, but I know someone who doesn't like that combo

258688  Hyphae: -Richard

258655  addend: "Play with us." / "Sure!"

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258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Hokie333: I knew it, I'm surrounded by-- oh wait wrong movie

258520 Side Boob: They should make a 12-gage round that pops out a flag that says "bang" on it. I'd buy a case of those!

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

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 Suburbanmom: It becomes a crime right after this girl finishes that drink...
 Rev80: Note: If you have to perform a "hover-hand", do it at the edge of the photo...
 Mr. Shine: @Jabberwikket God knows I spent a few years trying.
 Salvador Molly: One heart NY
 Jabberwikket: @Air Biscuit, you wouldn't download a girlfriend
 Air Biscuit: @Scoo When does a date become a crime?
 grizzly: I LIKE new york.
 Yam: Good for him!
 Scoo: When you pop your collar like that
Image 188602   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Pront Remp
 WTF: I'm radding for two reasons. First, they left the pic in the correct resolution instead of enlarging and thus grossly pixelating it (which I hate). Secondly, that's the most gratuitous use of padding I've even seen on AG.
 A duck: Screaming, screaming, screaming / The crazy crab was screaming / The knife it held a'gleaming / Its attitude demeaning / All because its aquarium needed cleaning...
 fakeusername: SCREAMING into the void, also pictured
Image 188601   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hoobleton
 mickeyd: Gradually increase the amount of giant aquatic centipede. Shell kick
 Side Boob: THIS is when a date becomes a crime!
 drtofu: This harmonica tastes weird.
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn paleo diet
 annterland: @A duck everyone said she couldn't do it. Boy, did she prove them wrong!
 funny in the wall: Mary had a medium lamb
 Hosebag: She's having a ball.
 Amy Housewine: The spine is the best bit.
 A duck: I'll never forget the day Bertha ate an entire person in one sitting
Image 188600   07-01-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
 Suburbanmom: If you make it to the site...You get hired without even needing an interview
 Science: Peanut Butter is one word. Don't write one word.
 Warren G Hardon: @Shay A keystroke
 Hokie333: That's not a link to the employment assessment test, it IS the test. If you bother at all to type all that, and get it right the first time, you get the job.
 Zampano: MY GOD! Learn how to use tinyurl, for the love of saving money on classified ads
 Shay: Sorry, my computer had a stroke.
 Joseph: This is actually worse than my parents wifi password.
 grizzly: Tinyurl
 Scoo: That's even easier to remember than 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Image 188599   07-01-17   Uploaded by    craftjunk
 Borkf: @trelyate And the cow?
 trelyate: I'd still find a way to kill that plant
 WTF: Translucent bravery
Image 188598   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dingding
 Science: "One of the twin supports of a ceremonial couch found in Tutankhamun's tomb..." Cool.
 Horatio: @fanny Ancient Trojan proverb
 fanny: It was a gift, goddamnit! you weren't supposed to look at its mouth!
 Amy Housewine: Your girlfriend scares me.
Image 188597   07-01-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
 Rev80: I don't even wanna know what King Ghidorah is doing to that giant worm..
 Warrax: Nooooo they are friends to all children!
Image 188596   07-01-17   Uploaded by    manlyman
 copunter: @WaffleIron hmm, anonymity is a modified red honda civic -- if you'd said lime green with one wiper, I'd have guessed Orlando
 Warrax: Roman numerals may have been a mistake. We're going to need a whole hell of a lot of these, and it's gonna get awkward.
 winwolf: I loved Donut Taco Palace II: Electric Boogaloo.
 XLY: OMG the original!
 WaffleIron: @fanny : in my city, every time this one club got burnt down or shut down, it would reopen close by with an incremented number. It was also the best place to get shot at where the shooters would flee in a "red, modified Honda Civic. "
 Hosebag: Welcome to Taco Palace. How about I make you a nice slice of tomato on pita, eh?
 grizzly: @fanny Youre in luck, my friend! We are up to Donut Taco VI: The Undiscovered Country
 fanny: I'm curious about the subsequent Donut Taco Palaces
 Mr Shifty: I'm in. How much you lookin for?
Image 188595   07-01-17   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Rev80: Obsolescence as art..
 Bill Rye: the world's best two inventions
 alex: Ironic that the old-fashioned pencil is still in use while the more futuristic floppy disk is not
 Mr Shifty: Just doric column things
 Prostata: when disks were floppy
Image 188594   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Peddy Tenderglass
 Peter Pantsless: @Air Biscuit It's fun when you agree with fellow aggronauts :)
 Nope: @fanny We talking physical or metaphorical here?
 Air Biscuit: @Peter Pantsless it happened again. That was my exact thought.
 tib gubb: nope. kardashians.
 Gomi Day: these books were a significant cornerstone of my childhood.
 Niels Bohr: What is this, a future for ants?
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Lots. Just not this kind
 fanny: Soooo... nobody else out there is living in a bubble?
 Amy Housewine: Perspectve would seem to suggest that the tiny figure in the door/loading hatch of the nearest dome must be about twenty feet tall.
 square44: @Peter Pantsless we still got 82.5 years left
 Nope: @Prostata all we have is online hate and being able to order food without talking to someone.
 Prostata: the future of the past is SO MUCH COOLER than the future of the future
 Peter Pantsless: 2 outta 4 ain't bad
 a robot: Wristwatch TV?! Bah! Futuristic nonsense!
Image 188593   07-01-17   Uploaded by    scribbs
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