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273620  addend: GAHHH!

273614  addend: "Fatty McFatpants back for more ice-cream, eh." -fridge.

273609  Shay: Dangit Bobby.

273612  Shay: Oh man, I don't even know what's going on right now...

273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

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273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.



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Score:
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 Suburbanmom: As absolutely awesome as this is..I would be awfully concerned being this close to two dog's butts...
 Mr Shifty: That's just straight up heaven there.
 XLY: great secluded spot for some bdsm
 Annoying Vegan : Oooooh, heaven is a place on earth
 Teechur: Someone wasn't put off by the hat. Who took the picture?
 copunter: might be one of the few scenarios where a wide-brimmed hat is functional, fending off brush and brambles instead of womenfolk. and a machete
 SomeCanadian: 3-Dog Night
 Scoo: M'camper
 Nope: Im conflicted, idealistic scenery with puppies, but that hat tho....
Image 188570   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
278
 
 Mr Shifty: Don't you worry about women El Barto. They'll come running when they realise their shelf life is running out and nag/bully you unmercifully until you sympathy marry them.
 Zampano: Bartholomew JoJo Simpson looks incredibly stoned in this picture
 a robot: "Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act. That they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!" *throws doll out window*
 Scoo: Now, let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
 SomeCanadian: "Math is hard!"
 WaffleIron: "Are you ready to fucking rage?"
Image 188569   07-01-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
263
 
 Jolly Well: I have some of the same properties. Perhaps I am a superheroine
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt Didn't even notice the twig n berries till my husband pointed it out, which cracked me up even more.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY
 Annoying Vegan : youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Goddammit!
 Mr. Butt: grilledsloinbacon/GMgwV5mIpv8
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan The animation has been posted
 Quackzy: Lightning fast pessimism. Or could it be lightning fast pessimism hot dogs? Both excellent powers
 Warrax: Can hedgehogs even be caucasian?
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt You should sell a book of drawings!
 Amy Housewine: Walk-in wardrobe though, he has that going for him.
 Zampano: @Zampano not that I like hot dogs
 Zampano: i didnt realise you could "like" hot dogs, and have it as a "super power"
 trelyate: he may like hotdogs, but he will always feel empty inside
 Mr. Butt: For anybody who actually likes my MS paint drawings...I may or may not be animating something at the moment. (Stay tuned).
Image 188568   07-01-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
138
 
 Science: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.
 Zampano: this instantly put the first 4 bars of the (original) Knight Rider theme in my head, so, if thats what you were going for, @Supermansbrother , then good on you
 Side Boob: It's a sad day when people don't know about Knight Rider :(
 copunter: B is for bad. B is for beetus
 Peter Pantsless: I keep trying to get one with my name, but they're always out of "Bort."
Image 188567   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
234
 
 Suburbanmom: These dudes get so many chicks...They are living in a bomb shelter to stay safe...
 Jennerator: We almost look as real as it gets
 afroking: @Shay I heard he got Phil Spector to produce it though
 Shay: Art Garfunkel's son started a punk band; wasn't as successful as his dad.
 nclaw: The sci-fi movie The Borrower (1991) has a scene with a band that looks like this
 Mr Shifty: A whole lot of not getting laid going on here
 Amy Housewine: The early days of Bruce Hornsby & The Range.
 grizzly: Dude on the left gets it.
Image 188566   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
608
 
 Jennerator: Fear the anti-Trump
 Rev80: Dahlsim has really let himself go.. and he grew hair!
 FabricMan: Go-go gadget fondling arms!
 Annoying Vegan : My brother used to have a Stretch Armstrong toy when we were kids.
 Peter Pantsless: Mr. Fantastic got lonely and creepy after Sue Storm got killed by, like, some space mantis, or whatever
Image 188565   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
589
 
 FabricMan: It should be July 2nd
 Mr Shifty: 1783 clod.
 Amy Housewine: (Assuming this is about the American revolution and not about Edward Gibbon publishing "A History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire").
 Amy Housewine: Amexit.
 Zampano: nice
 trelyate: @ignatz don't mind if I do
 sassysass: Yanksit?
 WaffleIron: Wasn't it more like a "bruck off" instead of brexit?
Image 188564   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
682
 
 Shay: Making Mondays sexy again.
 ASTER: This was taken out of the context of a really funny tweet that woman made.
 Queen K: Again, this is a very specific fetish
 Mr. Shine: This stirs deeply conflicting feelings.
 Zampano: to hell with the Garfield drawing, the girl is beautiful. reminds me of a circa 1985 Molly Ringwald, only, ya know, like ten times cuter
 Teechur: Molly Ringwald is quite the artist.
 Nope: follow your dreams
 Sadbot: Garf head on Pam bod, nice
 Mr. Butt: I sincerely hope this makes 1000 points.
 grid: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Image 188563   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 Mr Shifty: 'Spartan race' lol Broflake run more like.
 Mr. Shine: It's so cute when couples do activities together.
 house md: Do you even Bro, Bro?
 SomeCanadian: They're doing the fusion dance wrong.
 Nope: Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Image 188562   07-01-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
839
 
 Science: I imagine that dog uncurling like some sort of gigantic spider from the realm of nightmare.
 Theimposter: Forkrul Doggo.
 Dreforian: Some cats have extra toes. This dog seems to have extra elbows.
 trelyate: is your dog part deer?
 Teh Simpson: How many dog is that?
 Teechur: Only seems to be missing a part or two. It's fine.
 SomeCanadian: You should get your dogs fluids replaced every 6 mo the or 2000 miles, whichever comes first.
 9inchfails: Borkfing mantis
 Scoo: Most Dogerous Catch
 Amy Housewine: Dogtopus.
 Air Biscuit: If dogs were in gangs, how would they throw up gang signs?
 scribbs: I think your dog is The Thing.
 Side Boob: That chair has certainly seen better days
Image 188561   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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