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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
708
 
 Suburbanmom: As absolutely awesome as this is..I would be awfully concerned being this close to two dog's butts...
 Mr Shifty: That's just straight up heaven there.
 XLY: great secluded spot for some bdsm
 Annoying Vegan : Oooooh, heaven is a place on earth
 Teechur: Someone wasn't put off by the hat. Who took the picture?
 copunter: might be one of the few scenarios where a wide-brimmed hat is functional, fending off brush and brambles instead of womenfolk. and a machete
 SomeCanadian: 3-Dog Night
 Scoo: M'camper
 Nope: Im conflicted, idealistic scenery with puppies, but that hat tho....
Image 188570   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
278
 
 Mr Shifty: Don't you worry about women El Barto. They'll come running when they realise their shelf life is running out and nag/bully you unmercifully until you sympathy marry them.
 Zampano: Bartholomew JoJo Simpson looks incredibly stoned in this picture
 a robot: "Millions of girls will grow up thinking that this is the right way to act. That they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies whose only goal is to look pretty, land a rich husband and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends talking about how damn terrific it is to look pretty and have a rich husband!" *throws doll out window*
 Scoo: Now, let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
 SomeCanadian: "Math is hard!"
 WaffleIron: "Are you ready to fucking rage?"
Image 188569   07-01-17   Uploaded by    buds420
Score:
251
 
 Felicity: I have some of the same properties. Perhaps I am a superheroine
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan :D
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt Didn't even notice the twig n berries till my husband pointed it out, which cracked me up even more.
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY
 Annoying Vegan : youtu.be/…
 Mr. Butt: Goddammit!
 Mr. Butt: grilledsloinbacon/GMgwV5mIpv8
 Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan The animation has been posted
 Quackzy: Lightning fast pessimism. Or could it be lightning fast pessimism hot dogs? Both excellent powers
 Warrax: Can hedgehogs even be caucasian?
 Annoying Vegan : @Mr. Butt You should sell a book of drawings!
 Amy Housewine: Walk-in wardrobe though, he has that going for him.
 Zampano: @Zampano not that I like hot dogs
 Zampano: i didnt realise you could "like" hot dogs, and have it as a "super power"
 trelyate: he may like hotdogs, but he will always feel empty inside
 Mr. Butt: For anybody who actually likes my MS paint drawings...I may or may not be animating something at the moment. (Stay tuned).
Image 188568   07-01-17   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
138
 
 Science: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist.
 Zampano: this instantly put the first 4 bars of the (original) Knight Rider theme in my head, so, if thats what you were going for, @Supermansbrother , then good on you
 Side Boob: It's a sad day when people don't know about Knight Rider :(
 copunter: B is for bad. B is for beetus
 Peter Pantsless: I keep trying to get one with my name, but they're always out of "Bort."
Image 188567   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
234
 
 Suburbanmom: These dudes get so many chicks...They are living in a bomb shelter to stay safe...
 Jennerator: We almost look as real as it gets
 Felicity: @Shay I heard he got Phil Spector to produce it though
 Shay: Art Garfunkel's son started a punk band; wasn't as successful as his dad.
 Felicity: The sci-fi movie The Borrower (1991) has a scene with a band that looks like this
 Mr Shifty: A whole lot of not getting laid going on here
 Amy Housewine: The early days of Bruce Hornsby & The Range.
 grizzly: Dude on the left gets it.
Image 188566   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
608
 
 Jennerator: Fear the anti-Trump
 Rev80: Dahlsim has really let himself go.. and he grew hair!
 FabricMan: Go-go gadget fondling arms!
 Annoying Vegan : My brother used to have a Stretch Armstrong toy when we were kids.
 Peter Pantsless: Mr. Fantastic got lonely and creepy after Sue Storm got killed by, like, some space mantis, or whatever
Image 188565   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
589
 
 FabricMan: It should be July 2nd
 Mr Shifty: 1783 clod.
 Amy Housewine: (Assuming this is about the American revolution and not about Edward Gibbon publishing "A History Of The Decline And Fall Of The Roman Empire").
 Amy Housewine: Amexit.
 Zampano: nice
 trelyate: @ignatz don't mind if I do
 ignatz: Yanksit?
 WaffleIron: Wasn't it more like a "bruck off" instead of brexit?
Image 188564   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
682
 
 Shay: Making Mondays sexy again.
 ASTER: This was taken out of the context of a really funny tweet that woman made.
 Queen K: Again, this is a very specific fetish
 Mr. Shine: This stirs deeply conflicting feelings.
 Zampano: to hell with the Garfield drawing, the girl is beautiful. reminds me of a circa 1985 Molly Ringwald, only, ya know, like ten times cuter
 Teechur: Molly Ringwald is quite the artist.
 Nope: follow your dreams
 Sadbot: Garf head on Pam bod, nice
 Mr. Butt: I sincerely hope this makes 1000 points.
 Dr Awkward: Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Image 188563   07-01-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
235
 
 Mr Shifty: 'Spartan race' lol Broflake run more like.
 Mr. Shine: It's so cute when couples do activities together.
 ignatz: Do you even Bro, Bro?
 SomeCanadian: They're doing the fusion dance wrong.
 Nope: Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Image 188562   07-01-17   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
839
 
 Science: I imagine that dog uncurling like some sort of gigantic spider from the realm of nightmare.
 Theimposter: Forkrul Doggo.
 Dreforian: Some cats have extra toes. This dog seems to have extra elbows.
 trelyate: is your dog part deer?
 ignatz: How many dog is that?
 Teechur: Only seems to be missing a part or two. It's fine.
 SomeCanadian: You should get your dogs fluids replaced every 6 mo the or 2000 miles, whichever comes first.
 Dr Awkward: Borkfing mantis
 Scoo: Most Dogerous Catch
 Amy Housewine: Dogtopus.
 Air Biscuit: If dogs were in gangs, how would they throw up gang signs?
 scribbs: I think your dog is The Thing.
 Side Boob: That chair has certainly seen better days
Image 188561   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Surprising
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