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268668  barfolomew: Finally 3d printing has its killer app.

268562  Felicity: @Knice There's a lot to untuck here

268568  Felicity: Purrka

268587  Felicity: Copper

268588  Felicity: @charlemagne For a moment I thought you meant Higgins's dogs

268590  Felicity: @fanny @Teechur Let's see whether Sarah Palin calls out Donald Trump for using it

268571  tib gubb: it's not like we don't have plenty of hookers to enjoy

268593  Felicity: Aah! It's the Thing!

268576  tib gubb: there was an incident near university of washington, some years back, where drunk college kids were fighting crime in costume with a rapier

268597  Felicity: @sylveon As read by Sally Kellerman in "Back to School"

268634  Shay: Martin Short is short.

268579  tib gubb: 3/10 people throw away their ticket

268662  Shay: It's all Disney.

268641  trelyate: qot2?

268605  Felicity: I thought copper was brown. Or green

268609  Felicity: @VeeKay I just assumed the comment referred to tripping over the dog on the stairs

268653  trelyate: should have been erected in '69

268610  Felicity: That's why the internet is a good distraction, for example friendly spaceship, and why they claim exercise reduces depression. We'll see about that second one...I just went from a sedentary lifestyle to walking 60 minutes a day, and I don't know yet

268657  trelyate: I remember when I was a little kid I asked my dad if I could have a beer so he let me take a sip because he knew I would think it tasted awful and I'd never ask again. And he was right.

268594  tib gubb: teenage counterintelligence

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268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268624 a robot: Based on the comments I think I am glad I missed this one

268386 Teechur: Maybe Saturn has gone vegan

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268265 barfolomew: @AlexDeLarge word of mouth, I suppose.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

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Score:
837
 
 San DoDo: :3P
 Teechur: Earth Cat visits the realm of Ceiling Cat. Disapproval on both sides.
 SomeCanadian: *Subterrainian MLEM*
 Turd Ferguson: And when you're down here with me, you'll float too
 Peter Pantsless: The new extreme challenge version of "Fits/Sits"
 tib gubb: they all float down here
Image 188560   07-01-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Image 188559 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Alpha Trion. You have brought shame on us, Alpha Trion.
Score:
297
 
 Shay: FOR-EV-ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 Zampano: I love baseball. That said, "entirely too long for how boring it can be"
 trelyate: only about 3 hours if you're lucky
 Scoo: The 5 question marks seem totally appropriate for the kind of person who would ask that question (or at least phrase it like that)
 scribbs: It's a valid question. Nine innings isn't a measure of time, but the expected time of a game is knowable. And worth knowing if you're ever stuck watching nine guys stand around a field while some other dude tries to hit a ball with a stick.
 Peter Pantsless: Those seats seems kinda jaynkee. haha get it, because...the...teams...my family is right to be ashamed of me
 SomeCanadian: I'm pretty sure they're still playing there 1984 World Series somewhere.
Image 188558   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
846
 
 Jennerator: "one day I will drown you like this."
 fanny: @Sandor damn! i've been waiting to say that! :-D
 Sandor: Oh, that Stubborn Jeff
 Scoo: "I love you, murder-dog" - "I love you too, trash-panda"
 Niels Bohr: The cuteness burns.
 scribbs: Vegan-friendly 'coonskin hat.
Image 188557   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
349
 
 Jennerator: Should've been shaped more like a trailer
 Science: @tib gubb: Have you seen his tweets? This is a step up.
 Zampano: right on brother
 funny in the wall: Should have said White House. Maybe he'd go for it
 tib gubb: president of the united states, and that's the best graffiti he could manage?
 WTF: There's the 3 million more votes he said he had.
 scribbs: Demonstrably not true. See, e.g., election results.
Image 188556   07-01-17   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
676
 
 Jennerator: FUS RO DAWW =)
 Kim: @scribbs the hero this spaceship deserves.
 Scoo: En Gourd!
 scribbs: The hero we need.
Image 188555   07-01-17   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
310
 
 Mr Shifty: I tried to go back in for the first Iraq war. What was I thinking?
 Zampano: wu tang killa bees on the swarm
 Joseph: Impossible, I can't be any hotter.
 scribbs: @Ihminen Tell her you re-enlisted.
 Ihminen: Wow so I'm hundred times hotter because I served in the army?! Oh wait I have no advantage there when it comes to wooing women because it's sorta mandatory for all men here in my home country... shit
 tib gubb: by "in the military" i'm pretty sure she means "goes outside"
 Spazstatic: Guys in the military make who 100x hotter?
 Peter Pantsless: "I'm also a Marine, but I thought that was more impressive."
 Side Boob: Swing and a miss, bud.
 Dreforian: Go on. Leave a comment. Just a shot one, even.
Image 188554   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
352
 
 Jennerator: It's an eternal golden braid
 FabricMan: Also try "anagram" and "askew"
 Amy Housewine: Yo dawg
 tib gubb: my head asplode
Image 188553   07-01-17   Uploaded by    eradicator
Score:
698
 
 Butcherboy: That dog has a really clean mouth and nice teeth. Good job owners!
 SomeCanadian: Highly boopable
Image 188552   07-01-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Score:
774
 
 Warrax: Why do you need him to fetch it if you have it on a string? I'm starting to think image macros are not often thoroughly thought out.
 ChubbyBuddy: come as you arf
 Sandor: Bring the bone back! Bring the bone back! Oh, nevermind.
Image 188551   07-01-17   Uploaded by    violentwrath
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