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253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

253360  hammy: Roll that beautiful bean footage!!

253340  Knice: Me so honry

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2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
4. Not A Bot
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9. WannaBee
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253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253303 raditzu: They got me, but You still should run!

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10. Pingu IRL: 1828 points
11. Bitcoin Burglar: 1763 points
12. tess: 1708 points
13. 9mm: 1614 points
14. Cerberus: 1606 points
15. Vault Dweller: 1561 points
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 Suburbanmom: wieners often rid slippery slopes and end up in trouble
 White Rice: Yeah, got a delivery here for a...I. C. Wiener?
 ignatz: Skidmarks redefined..
 Peter Pantsless: Whoops, that's a pretty big b.oner
 Spazstatic: Hello, 911. It's Quagmire. No, it's in a ditch this time.
 Air Biscuit: "Yes, hello operator? Things got slippery and i lost control of my weiner and it ended up in the wrong place. Please send help."
Image 188550   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 Zampano: lol, nice use of.... yeah
 Teechur: Retrovirus is looking virile.
 scribbs: Hipstervirus couldn't make it to the party because it's at home trying out a recipe for craft toilet wine.
Image 188549   07-01-17   Uploaded by    leia
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Image 188548   07-01-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 Science: Hoo boy. And Romney got shot for strapping a crate to the top of his car...
 turtled: @Spazstatic friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Teechur: Moving day.
 ignatz: Crusty Level: Off the scale
 tib gubb: this guy has his priorities straight
 Spazstatic: Nice wood paneling
 Wooden Spoon: All I can picture is the horror if he crashes.
Image 188547   07-01-17   Uploaded by    augustus
 Mr Bleak: So ... no kids then?
Image 188546   07-01-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 Zampano: tooth out: for when you wanna look like a hillbilly, but cant wait for 20yrs worth of dippin' tobacco to take effect...
 Spazstatic: [your choice] is my dancing name.
 Mr. Butt: Creepy Skin is what the ladies call me.
 kornisjon: All incredibly life like and convincing.
 WTF: All have now been shown to cause cancer.
Image 188545   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 Vladimir Puta: Wilderness Girls
 Darmstadtium: This Inuyasha cosplay looks weird
 RiderFan: Real men crossplay.
 Colligs: Doin' it right...!
Image 188544   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Urn BooUrn: Yo, Crack is wack.
Image 188543   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 Supermansbrother: It's elephants all the way down.
 Wooden Spoon: I would not start a water fight with an elephant.
Image 188542   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Zampano: In traffic, there's a jam up on slide I95 this afternoon...
 grizzly: Waldo!
 WaffleIron: Yay! It's like I'm on the 401 again!
 Prostata: that thing is going to collapse
 Niels Bohr: Chances are, you've already been to the place of your death.
 mwoody: "Whelp, let's see, it's a slide. It's a plastic tube designed to support the weight of one child. Let's put 10 adults on it."
 Wooden Spoon: The person at the bottom is a jerk.
Image 188541   07-01-17   Uploaded by    robford
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