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258008  addend: Quick to heal, return to your wheel.

257996  wolfpk: @NoRagrets He would have only gotten the royalties. His label would have gotten the full amount and paid him the royalties.

257997  Shay: I just go to the bathroom and reset the electricity.

257998  Shay: *muffled* duh wae *muffled*

258017  Albo Grungus: Axolotls are so cute! My friend has one, she named him Pascal and he looks just like Honey Lemon!

258001  Shay: Meanwhile Peter Sellers is rolling in his grave.

258002  Shay: YES!!

257999  wolfpk: "French anatomy book" Yeah right! Just admit it; it's French porn!

258004  Shay: Are you brave enough to visit the website? (I'm not)

258005  Shay: Gran Tordoggo

258008  Shay: Now that's a great insurance company if the lil' brudder is covered by it.

258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

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257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

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257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

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257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

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257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...



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Score:
355
 
 Zampano: what did that jellyfish eat?
 Spazstatic: @jochenau So, most teenagers?
 scribbs: @jochenau To be fair, it does seem like a pretty good job.
 jochenau: An alarming number of sea creatures have "float aimlessly and hope everything you run into is food" as their job description.
 Teechur: Sea Nope.
 ignatz: Stingy stringy thingie
Image 188538   07-01-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
298
 
 Science: Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
 Zampano: Ill take one... preferablly on, ice. K, im gonna down this real quick, keep throwing ice at me while i walk away, tho...
 Niels Bohr: Old Fashioned photo bomb.
 scribbs: I like those odds.
 ChubbyBuddy: wish i had time to enjoy this *chug*
 Teechur: Impressive photobomb.
Image 188537   07-01-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
482
 
 Donut: Ha ha! It is funny because adults do not spend all of their time on their smartphones and never make eye contact with anyone and thus are deemed to be introverted and self-absorbed, am I right? Am I right? Guys? Guys, please laugh...please? So cold...
 Zampano: seems correct
 RiderFan: Then she looks to her left and finds her soulmate.
 WTF: Never on the first date.
 Sadbot: I meant "not wrong, whups
 Sadbot: @mrdiron you are not, there are kids these days
 mrdiron: KIDS THESE DAYS AM I RIGHT
Image 188536   07-01-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
322
 
 Science: Too much thyme on my hands, I got you on my mind, / Can't ease this pain, so easily, / When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make it through another day, / And it makes me want to cry, and throw my hands up to the sky
 Zampano: youd better see a doctor. youre infected. youve got way too much thyme on your hands.
 Prostata: nobody's got thyme for that!
 Peter Pantsless: Oh god I thought it was bugs at first
 Dreforian: Instructions unclear!
 Niels Bohr: This kills the thyme
 Butcherboy: Living on borrowed..... ok I was late to the pub party
 ottorongo: damn, it's Styx people. Too much thyme on my hands.
 kornisjon: Oh how thyme flies
 Dresdenkeogh: You are the one to abuse
 KnowLifer: why me
 Teechur: Thy-y-y-yme is on my....hands. Yes, it is.
 piranharama: Dammit...
 piranharama: Rhyme is the fire in which we burn
 Side Boob: Thyme waits for no man
Image 188535   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
186
 
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Image 188534   07-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
210
 
 gorilla: Whats the deal with all the vertical slit windows these days
 Nopetology: North Korea is going to nuke this house in particular, just to prove a point. They probably aren't totally sure what that point is, but they're working on it..
 Nopetology: Maybe they won't swarm him. Right. People who have enough food to not immediately starve might keep eating outside food until they die of accumulated fallout.
 Nopetology: I expect that none of his dead and dying neighbors will see his fallout shelter for what it really is, even after we get nuked.
 ignatz: Wekl what did you expect?
 Nopetology: The rightmost part looks a little different. Like it's a cinderblock entryway meant to keep all the post-nuclear rubble from blocking the door to his underground bombshelter.
Image 188533   07-01-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
488
 
 cannabis: Tick! Can do you corn?
 Darmstadtium: 'I hope this isn't my final form' murmured the cat
 Air Biscuit: This pickmin is weird.
 kornisjon: Looking good, Mr Katz
 VoR: Lucky growth
Image 188532   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
412
 
 Air Biscuit: *you're
 VoR: More punch. Less subtext
Image 188531   07-01-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
201
 
 Mr Bleak: Justgirlythings
 Wooden Spoon: You mean when you take off your human suit?
 VoR: Girls are weird
Image 188530   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 Teechur: Let's hope it's food-grade paint.
 VoR: Id have this.
Image 188529   07-01-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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