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268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

268224  Mexico: @Nope but this is good anime

268224  Nope: no animes plse

268225  Nope: Woah, what did I ever do to you man?

268219  Nope: there were more than just 9 gags

268103  E. HONDA: username/upload...?

268218  Not A Bot: 1000 mile stare

268106  E. HONDA: "One frosty boy"

268228  Knice: I bet this woman votes. Do you?

268155  E. HONDA: Who's the plumber, Norman??

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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Score:
355
 
 Zampano: what did that jellyfish eat?
 Spazstatic: @jochenau So, most teenagers?
 scribbs: @jochenau To be fair, it does seem like a pretty good job.
 jochenau: An alarming number of sea creatures have "float aimlessly and hope everything you run into is food" as their job description.
 Teechur: Sea Nope.
 KEKOEKEOEK: Stingy stringy thingie
Image 188538   07-01-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
298
 
 Science: Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
 Zampano: Ill take one... preferablly on, ice. K, im gonna down this real quick, keep throwing ice at me while i walk away, tho...
 Niels Bohr: Old Fashioned photo bomb.
 scribbs: I like those odds.
 ChubbyBuddy: wish i had time to enjoy this *chug*
 Teechur: Impressive photobomb.
Image 188537   07-01-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
482
 
 Donut: Ha ha! It is funny because adults do not spend all of their time on their smartphones and never make eye contact with anyone and thus are deemed to be introverted and self-absorbed, am I right? Am I right? Guys? Guys, please laugh...please? So cold...
 Zampano: seems correct
 RiderFan: Then she looks to her left and finds her soulmate.
 WTF: Never on the first date.
 Sadbot: I meant "not wrong, whups
 Sadbot: @mrdiron you are not, there are kids these days
 mrdiron: KIDS THESE DAYS AM I RIGHT
Image 188536   07-01-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
322
 
 Science: Too much thyme on my hands, I got you on my mind, / Can't ease this pain, so easily, / When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make it through another day, / And it makes me want to cry, and throw my hands up to the sky
 Zampano: youd better see a doctor. youre infected. youve got way too much thyme on your hands.
 Prostata: nobody's got thyme for that!
 Peter Pantsless: Oh god I thought it was bugs at first
 Dreforian: Instructions unclear!
 Niels Bohr: This kills the thyme
 Butcherboy: Living on borrowed..... ok I was late to the pub party
 ottorongo: damn, it's Styx people. Too much thyme on my hands.
 kornisjon: Oh how thyme flies
 Dresdenkeogh: You are the one to abuse
 KnowLifer: why me
 Teechur: Thy-y-y-yme is on my....hands. Yes, it is.
 piranharama: Dammit...
 piranharama: Rhyme is the fire in which we burn
 Side Boob: Thyme waits for no man
Image 188535   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
186
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 188534   07-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
210
 
 gorilla: Whats the deal with all the vertical slit windows these days
 Nopetology: North Korea is going to nuke this house in particular, just to prove a point. They probably aren't totally sure what that point is, but they're working on it..
 Nopetology: Maybe they won't swarm him. Right. People who have enough food to not immediately starve might keep eating outside food until they die of accumulated fallout.
 Nopetology: I expect that none of his dead and dying neighbors will see his fallout shelter for what it really is, even after we get nuked.
 jayjay: Wekl what did you expect?
 Nopetology: The rightmost part looks a little different. Like it's a cinderblock entryway meant to keep all the post-nuclear rubble from blocking the door to his underground bombshelter.
Image 188533   07-01-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
488
 
 cannabis: Tick! Can do you corn?
 Darmstadtium: 'I hope this isn't my final form' murmured the cat
 Air Biscuit: This pickmin is weird.
 kornisjon: Looking good, Mr Katz
 VoR: Lucky growth
Image 188532   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
412
 
 Air Biscuit: *you're
 VoR: More punch. Less subtext
Image 188531   07-01-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
201
 
 Mr Bleak: Justgirlythings
 Wooden Spoon: You mean when you take off your human suit?
 VoR: Girls are weird
Image 188530   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 Teechur: Let's hope it's food-grade paint.
 VoR: Id have this.
Image 188529   07-01-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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