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228394  Robespierre: "If you want to be like us ... you must be a lickubus."

228395  Robespierre: @Not A Bot No worries - it's at 303 now, which is code for ... something.

228474  Otterman: Whenever I fart, I shout out "I'm Putin!"

228475  Otterman: 'Murica

228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

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228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.



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Score:
355
 
 Zampano: what did that jellyfish eat?
 Spazstatic: @jochenau So, most teenagers?
 scribbs: @jochenau To be fair, it does seem like a pretty good job.
 jochenau: An alarming number of sea creatures have "float aimlessly and hope everything you run into is food" as their job description.
 Teechur: Sea Nope.
 ignatz: Stingy stringy thingie
Image 188538   07-01-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
298
 
 Science: Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
 Zampano: Ill take one... preferablly on, ice. K, im gonna down this real quick, keep throwing ice at me while i walk away, tho...
 Niels Bohr: Old Fashioned photo bomb.
 scribbs: I like those odds.
 ChubbyBuddy: wish i had time to enjoy this *chug*
 Teechur: Impressive photobomb.
Image 188537   07-01-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
482
 
 Donut: Ha ha! It is funny because adults do not spend all of their time on their smartphones and never make eye contact with anyone and thus are deemed to be introverted and self-absorbed, am I right? Am I right? Guys? Guys, please laugh...please? So cold...
 Zampano: seems correct
 RiderFan: Then she looks to her left and finds her soulmate.
 WTF: Never on the first date.
 Sadbot: I meant "not wrong, whups
 Sadbot: @mrdiron you are not, there are kids these days
 mrdiron: KIDS THESE DAYS AM I RIGHT
Image 188536   07-01-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
322
 
 Science: Too much thyme on my hands, I got you on my mind, / Can't ease this pain, so easily, / When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make it through another day, / And it makes me want to cry, and throw my hands up to the sky
 Zampano: youd better see a doctor. youre infected. youve got way too much thyme on your hands.
 Prostata: nobody's got thyme for that!
 Peter Pantsless: Oh god I thought it was bugs at first
 Dreforian: Instructions unclear!
 Niels Bohr: This kills the thyme
 Butcherboy: Living on borrowed..... ok I was late to the pub party
 ottorongo: damn, it's Styx people. Too much thyme on my hands.
 kornisjon: Oh how thyme flies
 Dresdenkeogh: You are the one to abuse
 KnowLifer: why me
 Teechur: Thy-y-y-yme is on my....hands. Yes, it is.
 piranharama: Dammit...
 piranharama: Rhyme is the fire in which we burn
 Side Boob: Thyme waits for no man
Image 188535   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
186
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 188534   07-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
210
 
 Felicity: Whats the deal with all the vertical slit windows these days
 Nopetology: North Korea is going to nuke this house in particular, just to prove a point. They probably aren't totally sure what that point is, but they're working on it..
 Nopetology: Maybe they won't swarm him. Right. People who have enough food to not immediately starve might keep eating outside food until they die of accumulated fallout.
 Nopetology: I expect that none of his dead and dying neighbors will see his fallout shelter for what it really is, even after we get nuked.
 ignatz: Wekl what did you expect?
 Nopetology: The rightmost part looks a little different. Like it's a cinderblock entryway meant to keep all the post-nuclear rubble from blocking the door to his underground bombshelter.
Image 188533   07-01-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
488
 
 Felicity: Tick! Can do you corn?
 Darmstadtium: 'I hope this isn't my final form' murmured the cat
 Air Biscuit: This pickmin is weird.
 kornisjon: Looking good, Mr Katz
 VoR: Lucky growth
Image 188532   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
412
 
 Air Biscuit: *you're
 VoR: More punch. Less subtext
Image 188531   07-01-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
201
 
 Mr Bleak: Justgirlythings
 Wooden Spoon: You mean when you take off your human suit?
 VoR: Girls are weird
Image 188530   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 Teechur: Let's hope it's food-grade paint.
 VoR: Id have this.
Image 188529   07-01-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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