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244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

244532  Dr. Bathroom: Hey... The guy driving that is in a coma.

244541  dobbiesdoogs: such hair, very strong

244535  dobbiesdoogs: when you find a niche that works, you commit

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244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244313 Christina: @WannaBee Keep trying!

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...



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Score:
355
 
 Zampano: what did that jellyfish eat?
 Spazstatic: @jochenau So, most teenagers?
 scribbs: @jochenau To be fair, it does seem like a pretty good job.
 jochenau: An alarming number of sea creatures have "float aimlessly and hope everything you run into is food" as their job description.
 Teechur: Sea Nope.
 ignatz: Stingy stringy thingie
Image 188538   07-01-17   Uploaded by    glowstick
Score:
298
 
 Science: Ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb
 Zampano: Ill take one... preferablly on, ice. K, im gonna down this real quick, keep throwing ice at me while i walk away, tho...
 Niels Bohr: Old Fashioned photo bomb.
 scribbs: I like those odds.
 ChubbyBuddy: wish i had time to enjoy this *chug*
 Teechur: Impressive photobomb.
Image 188537   07-01-17   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
482
 
 Donut: Ha ha! It is funny because adults do not spend all of their time on their smartphones and never make eye contact with anyone and thus are deemed to be introverted and self-absorbed, am I right? Am I right? Guys? Guys, please laugh...please? So cold...
 Zampano: seems correct
 RiderFan: Then she looks to her left and finds her soulmate.
 WTF: Never on the first date.
 Sadbot: I meant "not wrong, whups
 Sadbot: @mrdiron you are not, there are kids these days
 mrdiron: KIDS THESE DAYS AM I RIGHT
Image 188536   07-01-17   Uploaded by    boomboomboom
Score:
322
 
 Science: Too much thyme on my hands, I got you on my mind, / Can't ease this pain, so easily, / When you can't find the words to say, it's hard to make it through another day, / And it makes me want to cry, and throw my hands up to the sky
 Zampano: youd better see a doctor. youre infected. youve got way too much thyme on your hands.
 Prostata: nobody's got thyme for that!
 Peter Pantsless: Oh god I thought it was bugs at first
 Dreforian: Instructions unclear!
 Niels Bohr: This kills the thyme
 Butcherboy: Living on borrowed..... ok I was late to the pub party
 ottorongo: damn, it's Styx people. Too much thyme on my hands.
 kornisjon: Oh how thyme flies
 Dresdenkeogh: You are the one to abuse
 KnowLifer: why me
 Teechur: Thy-y-y-yme is on my....hands. Yes, it is.
 piranharama: Dammit...
 piranharama: Rhyme is the fire in which we burn
 Side Boob: Thyme waits for no man
Image 188535   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
186
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 188534   07-01-17   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
210
 
 Felicity: Whats the deal with all the vertical slit windows these days
 Nopetology: North Korea is going to nuke this house in particular, just to prove a point. They probably aren't totally sure what that point is, but they're working on it..
 Nopetology: Maybe they won't swarm him. Right. People who have enough food to not immediately starve might keep eating outside food until they die of accumulated fallout.
 Nopetology: I expect that none of his dead and dying neighbors will see his fallout shelter for what it really is, even after we get nuked.
 ignatz: Wekl what did you expect?
 Nopetology: The rightmost part looks a little different. Like it's a cinderblock entryway meant to keep all the post-nuclear rubble from blocking the door to his underground bombshelter.
Image 188533   07-01-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
488
 
 Felicity: Tick! Can do you corn?
 Darmstadtium: 'I hope this isn't my final form' murmured the cat
 Air Biscuit: This pickmin is weird.
 kornisjon: Looking good, Mr Katz
 VoR: Lucky growth
Image 188532   07-01-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
412
 
 Air Biscuit: *you're
 VoR: More punch. Less subtext
Image 188531   07-01-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
201
 
 Mr Bleak: Justgirlythings
 Wooden Spoon: You mean when you take off your human suit?
 VoR: Girls are weird
Image 188530   07-01-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
486
 
 Teechur: Let's hope it's food-grade paint.
 VoR: Id have this.
Image 188529   07-01-17   Uploaded by    MyPasswordAintPassword
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