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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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1. VeeKay
2. MrBoffo
3. Not A Bot
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5. Teechur
6. tib gubb
7. addend
8. Shay
9. Annoying Vegan
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments



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Gallifrasian uploaded 268733 (850 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268820 (811 points)
E. HONDA uploaded 268480 (782 points)
VeeKay uploaded 268432 (773 points)
Zaxxoff uploaded 268481 (761 points)
Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 2. Annoying Vegan : 3638 points
 3. Zaxxoff: 2670 points
 4. Shay: 2018 points
 5. VeeKay: 1797 points
 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1693 points
 8. Sydney: 1682 points
 9. ChubbyBuddy: 1598 points
10. beyardo: 1584 points
11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. MrBoffo: 1517 points
15. blablabla: 1433 points
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Score:
591
 
 Annoying Vegan : Not sure if steampunk, or steampimp
 Mr. Butt: BAZINGA
 White Rice: @Shay an optional boss battle?!? Better hope you leveled enough, otherwise this'll be over soon.
 Shay: Or you're terribly mistaken and the boss battle music cues up.
 Mr Shifty: Explosive shotgun 1000000 caps.
 Scoo: Oh, he probably has /something/ for sale
Image 188394   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
318
 
 Jabberwikket: Great conversation, but all he serves is pupwieser or miller hydrant life
 TheTakeDown: Ill have a Barqs
 Colligs: "Hair of the dog, please."
 SomeCanadian: So a dog walks into a bar. And gets hired.
 a robot: @Scoo Alternately, "needs more dog!"
 a robot: @Scoo Suck one dry!
 kinggheedra: My experience with #RPG is telling me to ask this guy if he has any rare weapons for sale.
 Scoo: Give me a pint of Red Tick
Image 188393   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
263
 
 Bob: Dude, you gotta get outta there. Those are not your people.
 VoR: Aaah . Still gets me. Your time will come lil dude.
 apoxia: Let's face it, dancing is for losers.
 kinggheedra: My experience with #RPG is telling me to ask this guy if he has any rare weapons for sale.
 Aemuli: So relatable, striped shirt dude. You keep doing you.
Image 188392   06-30-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
442
 
 moogerator: @Felicity Golden Oreos are similar but not quite the same
 Soy Peso: I miss the vanilla kind
 Wooden Spoon: I'll buy girl scout cookies again when they take the damn cotton seed oil back out!
 SomeCanadian: That's the Onion news. Whoever captioned this was an idiot
 Aemuli: Get on the fucking ground, and how many boxes do you want? "please don't kill us, and I guess a few thin mints, a couple of peanut butter ones, and two caramel things."
Image 188391   06-30-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
140
 
 Chest Rockwell: Klipsch makes some decent speakers.
 piranharama: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
 annterland: @Mr Shifty I know right?
 duchaschmeremol: neighbors hate this one simple trick
 Mr Shifty: That carpet though.
 joxxuh: Nice setup?
Image 188390   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
25
 
 VoR: He didnt see what I did there
 Ulillillia: The germ that ate my brain!
 Mr Shifty: Eye eye.
 Micro Jackson: You'd better get that looked at
Image 188389   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
758
 
 Hosebag: Hey, meet MY best friend, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, he's the head of the SubGenius church. He has a few things to say about YOUR friend.
 jazzjunkie: Poor Jesus has trouble making friends since he emigrated.
 Jabberwikket: Well, I guess he wrote Jesus on his penis with a sharpie, for nothing
 Bob: Oh no.
 Ulillillia: But Mr. Garcia is a good friend.
 bug: This is the appropriate response.
 San DoDo: Good on you Ronny
 Mexico: Already know the guy, Jim, but thanks.
 a robot: That's kinda racist of you, Ronny.
 shwoarty: 5 minutes ago I saw someone wearing a shirt that said "Jesus Won"
 Micro Jackson: Burn in hell, Ronny!
 oregon man: Ask an honest question, get an honest answer.
 Aemuli: "Ok, no problem." Bus etiquette - super simple stuff.
Image 188388   06-30-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
321
 
 fanny: @Felicity i've been waiting for that! :-D
 p nut: @fanny *(splash)*
 VoR: Urine shouldnt be that colour. See a doc before you cark it.
 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 I don't know, that show was ok...
 fisto: I miss 'You Can't Do That on Television".
Image 188387   06-30-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But some foolish girls wielding a magic selfie stick stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fools seek to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
 SomeCanadian: Hail Satan!
 Mr Shifty: All hail Selene!
 NoRagrets: Praise the sun!
Image 188386   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
226
 
 sir toke a lot: I misread that as courtesy wife
 Starry Lemon: I'm more of a courtesy flush kinda guy.
 Micro Jackson: Now, I'm going to courtesy wipe your hard drive
 SomeCanadian: Always do a curtesy wipe. You never know who will end up back there, judging you.
 NoRagrets: Sure, just don't use the windshield wiper this time...
Image 188385   06-30-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
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