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258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

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1. Mr. Shine
2. dangerkeith3000
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9. VoR
10. Not A Bot



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258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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angry uploaded 258013 (795 points)
TaintJuice uploaded 257712 (793 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (789 points)
Mustyrats uploaded 257779 (777 points)
cran vodka uploaded 257887 (773 points)


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 5. NotHuman: 2655 points
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 7. Shay: 2247 points
 8. E. HONDA: 2184 points
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10. Scoo: 2038 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
12. DerMantis: 1842 points
13. elahabdh: 1778 points
14. Side Boob: 1776 points
15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
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 Chest Rockwell: Klipsch makes some decent speakers.
 piranharama: Nobody puts Baby in the corner.
 annterland: @Mr Shifty I know right?
 duchaschmeremol: neighbors hate this one simple trick
 Mr Shifty: That carpet though.
 joxxuh: Nice setup?
Image 188390   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Watch Out
Score:
25
 
 VoR: He didnt see what I did there
 Ulillillia: The germ that ate my brain!
 Mr Shifty: Eye eye.
 Micro Jackson: You'd better get that looked at
Image 188389   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
758
 
 Hosebag: Hey, meet MY best friend, J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, he's the head of the SubGenius church. He has a few things to say about YOUR friend.
 jazzjunkie: Poor Jesus has trouble making friends since he emigrated.
 Jabberwikket: Well, I guess he wrote Jesus on his penis with a sharpie, for nothing
 Bob: Oh no.
 Ulillillia: But Mr. Garcia is a good friend.
 bug: This is the appropriate response.
 San DoDo: Good on you Ronny
 Mexico: Already know the guy, Jim, but thanks.
 a robot: That's kinda racist of you, Ronny.
 Dr Awkward: 5 minutes ago I saw someone wearing a shirt that said "Jesus Won"
 Micro Jackson: Burn in hell, Ronny!
 oregon man: Ask an honest question, get an honest answer.
 Aemuli: "Ok, no problem." Bus etiquette - super simple stuff.
Image 188388   06-30-17   Uploaded by    lebron
Score:
321
 
 fanny: @Felicity i've been waiting for that! :-D
 p nut: @fanny *(splash)*
 VoR: Urine shouldnt be that colour. See a doc before you cark it.
 fanny: @dangerkeith3000 I don't know, that show was ok...
 fisto: I miss 'You Can't Do That on Television".
Image 188387   06-30-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
200
 
 Air Biscuit: Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But some foolish girls wielding a magic selfie stick stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung them into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fools seek to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!
 SomeCanadian: Hail Satan!
 Mr Shifty: All hail Selene!
 NoRagrets: Praise the sun!
Image 188386   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
226
 
 sir toke a lot: I misread that as courtesy wife
 Starry Lemon: I'm more of a courtesy flush kinda guy.
 Micro Jackson: Now, I'm going to courtesy wipe your hard drive
 SomeCanadian: Always do a curtesy wipe. You never know who will end up back there, judging you.
 NoRagrets: Sure, just don't use the windshield wiper this time...
Image 188385   06-30-17   Uploaded by    spacedawg
Score:
193
 
 Colbo Mundus: @NoRagrets Bowtie? That's obviously a Thyroid gland.
 NoRagrets: @dangerous dave agreed, but I'll still throw out my conspiracy theory. Maybe he purposefully burned himself/is allergic that coloring ink and the bottom is actually a well cultivated inflammation in the shape of a bow tie.
 dangerous dave: I think the order is upside down, here.
Image 188384   06-30-17   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
359
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: the ruins of american civilization: pizza huts, taco bells, one-story concrete boxes, and parking lots
 piranharama: @SomeCanadian The one near my old place is a beauty products wholesaler I think.
 Otterman: I remember that little dude
 Butcherboy: The Pizza Hut mascot look suspiciously like the little Cesar's one
 SomeCanadian: Now it's a depressing real estate office. Hurray for progress!
 dangerous dave: Emblematic of everything else, then and now, too.
Image 188383   06-30-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
401
 
 Sprinkles: As long as there are beakers of coloured liquids
 Pickle Dick: Where's your lab coat? Get it? LAB coat. I'm so funny.
 Micro Jackson: It's cool just hurry up and finish that grant application
 dangerous dave: Ernest Rutherford discovered that atoms had nuclei because he fired beams if energy at a sheet of gold foil and literally expected nothing to happen. Now *that's* a friggin' job, right there.
 Peter Pantsless: Typical science lab
Image 188382   06-30-17   Uploaded by    p nut
Score:
504
 
 dangerous dave: And ... you're a land shark.
 FabricMan: Yo dawg...
Image 188381   06-30-17   Uploaded by    GiveMePlus
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