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257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

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257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

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257825 werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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Score:
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 Bob: Ronny, can I introduce you to my friend Burt?
 dangerous dave: So ... Burt Reynolds had crabs? ...Get it? *Had* crabs? ...I'll show myself out.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: clay or fondant? you decide.
 WTF: Alaskan King Reynolds
 SomeCanadian: And that's why it's RAD @dangerkeith3000
 Clim Tinties: It looks like Norm MacDonald impersonating Burt Reynolds impersonating a crab.
Image 188367   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
382
 
 apoxia: I had a banaba curry once. I wouldn't recommend it.
 Ulillillia: Nancy sends you one of those when you reach purple.
 Aemuli: It's the winking that's really the upsetting part
 Peter Pantsless: Tried to make some bread with those things but it transformed into apple bread. Still pretty good.
 addend: Plot twist: He doesn't know it's a cookbook.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: things i want to print, frame, and hang on my wall that i found on aggro-gator: part 48
 SomeCanadian: That's not new. @dangerkeith3000
 androbot: Up your butt?
Image 188366   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
267
 
 tib gubb: different cultures have different ways of seeing god
 WaffleIron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 addend: Tiny worm crawling across bottom stretch?
 Shay: Too late!!!! Snooki's got you trapped!!!
 Mad Collager: Playing with her violin this way really takes guts. She isn't afret of anybody.
 Apple IIe: I used to play this game as a kid. The faces you have to make are the best part.
Image 188365   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
608
 
 robford: @a robot That might have been me. If so, YW :-)
 tib gubb: get in, nerd.
 Micro Jackson: Two stars. Not much of a conversationalist. Stopped a lot to nap and hack hairballs.
 Cami: Off to town in me car. Can I get you anything?
 jochenau: A live action Richard Scarry movie? Is nothing sacred?!
 SomeCanadian: Your UBER has arrived.
 a robot: Hey, shout out to the user who randomly radvoted a bunch of my old comments in the 81000 range. Waking up to 25 notifications is nice even if they are on comments from months ago :D
 gggina: They see me rollin', they hatin'...
Image 188364   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
540
 
 Scoo: Googly Monster
 unoplank: greasy
 Baby Jesus: Wow. Lars looks even dumber than he normally does.
Image 188363   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
219
 
 zodiacflash: The Yoyodyne Oscillation Overthruster was designed specifically to avoid the short energy spikes you see on the right of the field when crossing dimensions. Makes for a smoother ride.
 Porm Munties: There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Image 188362   06-30-17   Uploaded by    NO JOKES
Score:
316
 
 duchaschmeremol: also, pink floyd music will be played constantly
 Eleftheros: @Christina sounds like a scheme...
 Peter Pantsless: Oh no, the mascot pyramid scheme is back
 Horatio: A compact vehicle for the Goa'uld.
 usernamee: @Sage Maybe 11 people, one of whom is pregnant...to give it that extra 1/3
 Sage: 34 isn't divisible by 3.
 VoR: Sooo when we get there it'll be a squeeze....
 Christina: 34 is also the number of rule with no exceptions. So imagine 34 people in a porn pyramid...
Image 188361   06-30-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
559
 
 Frum Temps: Still want to cuddle it
 jazzjunkie: Welcome to Nightvale
 VoR: My three eyed creature is a wolf.
 Christina: Not all black cats are evil. Only three-eyed ones.
Image 188360   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
486
 
 Cami: @White Rice Cool!
 White Rice: @Cami his was so good. I remember Charlie sheen had a good one too (which, given his craziness around that time, was a nice surprise)
 PushyWebsite: Yeah, because 100% of the people who made the videos did it for charity...
 Micro Jackson: Can I get in on that?
 Bolt Vanderhuge: soooo the thing is the ice bucket challenge DID actually work in raising funds and awareness for ALS soooooooooo
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless :) the kids at my school each did a small ceramic piece (flower or bug, or just a blob) and my coworkers and i assembled it and have been grouting... for what seems like forever!! it's pouring here today so i can work on it :(
 Cami: The ice bucket malarkey bugged me until Sir Patrick Stewart owned it with his video. It's well worth looking up if you haven't seen it.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Can't wait to see it!
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i second the nomination! i've been grouting a ceramic mural the past few days, my drawing fingers are blistered to shit at the moment :-/
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I nominate @Mr. Butt. I haven't seen a buttwork in a while
 XLY: those aren't even pants
 addend: The Oatmeal Challenge is born.
 fanny: according to The Spaceship book of law, someone must now draw themselves taking a picture of this drawing
 Dr Awkward: I am now aware. Does this mean I'm "woke"
Image 188359   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SS Keith
Score:
575
 
 Ulillillia: Someone must play that game outside my window at 5 every morning.
 Wet farts: I love everything about this.
 zodiacflash: Ah-well-ah everybody's heard, about the bird...
 RainbowTornado: Bird up!
 Peach: Birds beep?
 Scoo: The Bird is the Word
 hajjpodge: This was cheaply made.
 ignatz: Bird
Image 188358   06-30-17   Uploaded by    SCheeseman
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