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273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

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272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

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 Bob: finish him
 addend: *You* have no right to bear arms.
 Nopetology: Those legs go all the way up
Image 188318   06-30-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Spazstatic: I hope that never happens to my bike. :(
 addend: Just like a house of cards.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay that's fucking gold right there
Image 188317   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I regert nothing!
 Mad Collager: Her parents should save this picture to extort money. They can threaten to show it to her future husband, the next time she chides him for not being neat enough.
 duchaschmeremol: dreams of an octopus
 Bu7Z: Just like the old saying, Live in a pineapple, die by a toddler..
 Cami: Don't judge me.
Image 188316   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Bu7Z: This was my summer holiday destination. 4 out of 5 stars.
 addend: Shall we play "find the sphincters" or "yonic v. phallic"?
Image 188315   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 funny in the wall: @WTF I'm sure they're no better.
 Mr Shifty: You know, minesweeper and shit
 Science: @Dr Awkward: When you have three channels to choose from, the top of the heap isn't necessarily the best.
 WTF: @funny in the wall With all the new shows unseen, my wife does the exact same thing.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward my wife keeps watching it from beginning to end and it makes me angry. It's the dullest smallest common denominator and chock full of placating propaganda
 duchaschmeremol: also a time where my girlfriend hated the simpsons and I despised ER, so this was the weekly compromise that we settled to.
 Bu7Z: something something moores law...
 conner: Friends was a good show in the first four seasons. Not great, but good. I had a coworker who got me to start watching it and I was glad I did. Plus of course, 1994-1997 is now a simpler, more innocent time.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward it had some funny bits, but it was one of those "don't care either way" shows for me. If it was on, I might watch, but I had no problem changing to something else, or just finding something else to do. It was basically Seinfeld with a larger main cast & less self referential humor (didn't care much either way about Seinfeld either). A show that was ultimately about nothing (well, at first, eventually plot points took hold that stayed in effect beyond a single episode)
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward That's a waaaay smaller gamble than when I criticized dragonball earlier. I don't know anybody that "really" likes "Friends".
 Warrax: @Dr Awkward I agree.
 suckit: Feel free to start hating me, but goddamn, Friends is an overrated show.
 WaffleIron: The ninties called, they SQUEEEEEEOOOOOODURDUNGDERDUNGAWWWWK hisssssss
Image 188314   06-30-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 ptrain: *Steam-boop
 flowers: "Cyberpug-nk" would also suffice
Image 188313   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 duchaschmeremol: I TOLD you 68 is TOO LARGE, mother. I'm starting to think they scraped out more than the placenta after I left your womb.
 brian greene: you talkin to me!
 Science: This has to be what I look like when the alarm goes off at 5. It's certainly how I feel like I look.
 apoxia: Put me back
 Surprising: #81163
 annterland: Nooo Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE.
 Warrax: "I didn't ask to be born!"
 Peter Pantsless: "...I hope I look more like my dad."
Image 188312   06-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Borkf: Leaving a glass of bleach laying around seems like a great idea.
 funny in the wall: something about sick gains?
 addend: iPod nono.
 Winterneuro: Is this how Hillary bleached her emails?
 KEKOEKEOEK: Tonight's special pairs well with "Gain: Bleach"
 Peter Pantsless: That's not how you get rid of computer viruses
Image 188311   06-30-17   Uploaded by    communist
 Mad Collager: Look! I can make my own reverse Cone of Shame!
 Cami: Burbleborkf
 my wheelhouse: Dog: I would motorboat that
 Cami: Nope. Not here either.
 Ment Thorp: Is the spaceship protected against spearphishing?
Image 188310   06-30-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 duckfarts: @annterland manhattan
 annterland: Eww, clean your fleshlight.
 Kim: Walter White Bakery
 Nopetology: Looks like Los Pollos Hermanos is getting into the donut business..
Image 188309   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
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