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244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

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Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
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 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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 Bob: finish him
 addend: *You* have no right to bear arms.
 Nopetology: Those legs go all the way up
Image 188318   06-30-17   Uploaded by    McMuff
 Spazstatic: I hope that never happens to my bike. :(
 addend: Just like a house of cards.
 Peter Pantsless: Okay that's fucking gold right there
Image 188317   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: I regert nothing!
 Mad Collager: Her parents should save this picture to extort money. They can threaten to show it to her future husband, the next time she chides him for not being neat enough.
 duchaschmeremol: dreams of an octopus
 Bu7Z: Just like the old saying, Live in a pineapple, die by a toddler..
 Cami: Don't judge me.
Image 188316   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Bu7Z: This was my summer holiday destination. 4 out of 5 stars.
 addend: Shall we play "find the sphincters" or "yonic v. phallic"?
Image 188315   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
 funny in the wall: @WTF I'm sure they're no better.
 Mr Shifty: You know, minesweeper and shit
 Science: @Dr Awkward: When you have three channels to choose from, the top of the heap isn't necessarily the best.
 WTF: @funny in the wall With all the new shows unseen, my wife does the exact same thing.
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward my wife keeps watching it from beginning to end and it makes me angry. It's the dullest smallest common denominator and chock full of placating propaganda
 duchaschmeremol: also a time where my girlfriend hated the simpsons and I despised ER, so this was the weekly compromise that we settled to.
 Bu7Z: something something moores law...
 Felicity: Friends was a good show in the first four seasons. Not great, but good. I had a coworker who got me to start watching it and I was glad I did. Plus of course, 1994-1997 is now a simpler, more innocent time.
 White Rice: @Dr Awkward it had some funny bits, but it was one of those "don't care either way" shows for me. If it was on, I might watch, but I had no problem changing to something else, or just finding something else to do. It was basically Seinfeld with a larger main cast & less self referential humor (didn't care much either way about Seinfeld either). A show that was ultimately about nothing (well, at first, eventually plot points took hold that stayed in effect beyond a single episode)
 Peter Pantsless: @Dr Awkward That's a waaaay smaller gamble than when I criticized dragonball earlier. I don't know anybody that "really" likes "Friends".
 Warrax: @Dr Awkward I agree.
 Dr Awkward: Feel free to start hating me, but goddamn, Friends is an overrated show.
 WaffleIron: The ninties called, they SQUEEEEEEOOOOOODURDUNGDERDUNGAWWWWK hisssssss
Image 188314   06-30-17   Uploaded by    PissedOff
 Dr Awkward: *Steam-boop
 Dr Awkward: "Cyberpug-nk" would also suffice
Image 188313   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Ignatius
 duchaschmeremol: I TOLD you 68 is TOO LARGE, mother. I'm starting to think they scraped out more than the placenta after I left your womb.
 brian greene: you talkin to me!
 Science: This has to be what I look like when the alarm goes off at 5. It's certainly how I feel like I look.
 apoxia: Put me back
 Felicity: #81163
 annterland: Nooo Mr. Bond. I expect you to DIE.
 Warrax: "I didn't ask to be born!"
 Peter Pantsless: "...I hope I look more like my dad."
Image 188312   06-30-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 Borkf: Leaving a glass of bleach laying around seems like a great idea.
 funny in the wall: something about sick gains?
 addend: iPod nono.
 Winterneuro: Is this how Hillary bleached her emails?
 Dr Awkward: Tonight's special pairs well with "Gain: Bleach"
 Peter Pantsless: That's not how you get rid of computer viruses
Image 188311   06-30-17   Uploaded by    communist
 Mad Collager: Look! I can make my own reverse Cone of Shame!
 Cami: Burbleborkf
 Felicity: Dog: I would motorboat that
 Cami: Nope. Not here either.
 Dr Awkward: Is the spaceship protected against spearphishing?
Image 188310   06-30-17   Uploaded by    TrumpyTrump
 duckfarts: @annterland manhattan
 annterland: Eww, clean your fleshlight.
 Kim: Walter White Bakery
 Nopetology: Looks like Los Pollos Hermanos is getting into the donut business..
Image 188309   06-30-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
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