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243547  Jabberwikket: No one really considers, that when AI becomes self aware and capable, it will probably just take our space program & go colonize the universe, leaving us to rot....

243545  mrdiron: Harry Potter and the Papal Vacancy

243545  tib gubb: decisions were made

243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

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243484 Ulillillia: If you insist!

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

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Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
 addend: How to not talk to short people.
 ChubbyBuddy: is this the infamous "comey memo?"
 Ulillillia: Hi tall, I'm Dad.
Image 188145   06-29-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
 FireBreathingMarmot: all you can eat fridays is not working out the way he imagined
 Dan Tagonistic: Lobsters ripped my flesh
 SpaceCow: Red Lobster's Battle Royale tie in, all you can kill crab.
 ch: i don't know, i think the weasels were more civilized
 Yam: I was listening to a podcast recently arguing Amelia Earhart was eaten by crabs.
 jazzjunkie: CRAB BATTLE
 Derp Herpigan: What being lvl. 1 in any rpg is like.
 SomeCanadian: Coconut crabs do not do this.
 bug: There's too many of them! *THWACK* We're going to need more butter!
 ChubbyBuddy: lets go somewhere else, this restaurant is a little too DIY
 fanny: RIP Alan Thicke, you should have listened to the warning about the crabs
Image 188144   06-29-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: The fat element (i feel a little bad about that)
 inthrees: I hope she also had some sick dance moves.
 addend: Got hired as a librarian.
 Shay: Must have a trove of gems in her stomach.
 piranharama: Nailed it
 Catcat: You had to hide ONE rock inside her, and you jammed the entire box in there!
 SomeCanadian: Plava Laguna cosplay on point.
 ignatz: The show ain't over til the fat lady sings..
Image 188143   06-29-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
169
 
 kornisjon: Uncomfortable eye contact!
Image 188142   06-29-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
303
 
 Air Biscuit: The futures future future future futures future (nosebleeds)
 twenty4: SO what's the future like?
 Aemuli: You're 2000 and late
 Felicity: In the future our apostrophes are upside down
 Skaalar: Really ahead of his time.
 Scoo: @Mad Collager And when you're famous, they just let you do it
 Knice: @Catcat That's a pretty solid campaign slogan, right there.
 Catcat: Lube up, future
 Mad Collager: Trump wears one like this, only his has "the" between fucking and future.
 WaffleIron: "I gotta wear shades"
Image 188141   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
803
 
 Dr Awkward: #ProfessorGoals
 bug: Actually *this* guy is so fucking future.
 AstoriaBum: The Thirteenth Doctor?
 WaffleIron: He been both a hippie and a hipster.
Image 188140   06-29-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
377
 
 big butt bum: In this space, no one can see you poop
 addend: The one place that could use a real window.
 Felicity: Watermelon
 Derp Herpigan: Wait a second... I think that roll of tp is in backwards.
 fanny: love the upload/username combo!!
 ignatz: Haha trompe l'oeil toilet roll..
Image 188139   06-29-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
255
 
 Jabberwikket: Ok, get to the point. How much per gram ?
 Zampano: The double quotation marks make me think it's just semen
 Beeble: Turns out they have cans of Spam.
 addend: "... NOW HIRING".
 Skaalar: I'll "pay" for this "food".
 Mad Collager: There is a jewelry store near my parents' home that has "The best jewelry 'value'" prominently vinyl lettered on their window. Poor sods.
 Side Boob: "OK"
 kornisjon: I think I'll "eat" at another "restaurant".
 Catcat: "we" "have"
 ignatz: We Also Have Capitalisation
 WaffleIron: The spacing, the quotes. I'm gonna go on a rampage now.
Image 188138   06-29-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
177
 
 kate shutupton: The Eyes have it!
 Mad Collager: Okay Vanna, I'd like to buy an "i".
 San DoDo: Eye eye!
 Catcat: What a cherubim sees in the mirror
 WaffleIron: The only winning move is not to play.
Image 188137   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
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 FireBreathingMarmot: red dot now means "pay double for half the camera" lenses are still good tho
 Dan Tagonistic: Coincidentally, I'll be driving down the M3 motorway tomorrow
 Darmstadtium: Funny, it would also leave my bank account looking like a bunch or red circles
 bug: You know... for kids!
 Mad Collager: Your Venn diagram is broken.
 Off Topic: I wouldn't have been able to find what was funny about this picture if it wasn't for that red circle.
 Catcat: @Mr Shifty Red Ring Of Death: the early years
 WTF: "This circle represents you." "My God, it's like you've known me all my life!"
 Mr Shifty: Unlike the circle, it won't survive a fall of 5 feet.
Image 188136   06-29-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
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