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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
475
 
 Peter Pantsless: "Do you find something comical about my appearance while I'm driving my automobile?"
 addend: How to not talk to short people.
 ChubbyBuddy: is this the infamous "comey memo?"
 Ulillillia: Hi tall, I'm Dad.
Image 188145   06-29-17   Uploaded by    highdra
Score:
605
 
 werterland: Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
 FireBreathingMarmot: all you can eat fridays is not working out the way he imagined
 Dan Tagonistic: Lobsters ripped my flesh
 SpaceCow: Red Lobster's Battle Royale tie in, all you can kill crab.
 ch: i don't know, i think the weasels were more civilized
 Yam: I was listening to a podcast recently arguing Amelia Earhart was eaten by crabs.
 jazzjunkie: CRAB BATTLE
 Derp Herpigan: What being lvl. 1 in any rpg is like.
 SomeCanadian: Coconut crabs do not do this.
 bug: There's too many of them! *THWACK* We're going to need more butter!
 ChubbyBuddy: lets go somewhere else, this restaurant is a little too DIY
 fanny: RIP Alan Thicke, you should have listened to the warning about the crabs
Image 188144   06-29-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
451
 
 Air Biscuit: The fat element (i feel a little bad about that)
 dangerkeith3000: I hope she also had some sick dance moves.
 addend: Got hired as a librarian.
 Shay: Must have a trove of gems in her stomach.
 piranharama: Nailed it
 Catcat: You had to hide ONE rock inside her, and you jammed the entire box in there!
 SomeCanadian: Plava Laguna cosplay on point.
 ignatz: The show ain't over til the fat lady sings..
Image 188143   06-29-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
169
 
 kornisjon: Uncomfortable eye contact!
Image 188142   06-29-17   Uploaded by    phonk
Score:
303
 
 Air Biscuit: The futures future future future futures future (nosebleeds)
 dangerkeith3000: SO what's the future like?
 Aemuli: You're 2000 and late
 Felicity: In the future our apostrophes are upside down
 Skaalar: Really ahead of his time.
 Scoo: @Mad Collager And when you're famous, they just let you do it
 Knice: @Catcat That's a pretty solid campaign slogan, right there.
 Catcat: Lube up, future
 Mad Collager: Trump wears one like this, only his has "the" between fucking and future.
 WaffleIron: "I gotta wear shades"
Image 188141   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
803
 
 Dr Awkward: #ProfessorGoals
 bug: Actually *this* guy is so fucking future.
 AstoriaBum: The Thirteenth Doctor?
 WaffleIron: He been both a hippie and a hipster.
Image 188140   06-29-17   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
377
 
 dangerkeith3000: In this space, no one can see you poop
 addend: The one place that could use a real window.
 Felicity: Watermelon
 Derp Herpigan: Wait a second... I think that roll of tp is in backwards.
 fanny: love the upload/username combo!!
 ignatz: Haha trompe l'oeil toilet roll..
Image 188139   06-29-17   Uploaded by    realjon
Score:
255
 
 Jabberwikket: Ok, get to the point. How much per gram ?
 Zampano: The double quotation marks make me think it's just semen
 Beeble: Turns out they have cans of Spam.
 addend: "... NOW HIRING".
 Skaalar: I'll "pay" for this "food".
 Mad Collager: There is a jewelry store near my parents' home that has "The best jewelry 'value'" prominently vinyl lettered on their window. Poor sods.
 Side Boob: "OK"
 kornisjon: I think I'll "eat" at another "restaurant".
 Catcat: "we" "have"
 ignatz: We Also Have Capitalisation
 WaffleIron: The spacing, the quotes. I'm gonna go on a rampage now.
Image 188138   06-29-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
177
 
 dangerkeith3000: The Eyes have it!
 Mad Collager: Okay Vanna, I'd like to buy an "i".
 San DoDo: Eye eye!
 Catcat: What a cherubim sees in the mirror
 WaffleIron: The only winning move is not to play.
Image 188137   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
228
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: red dot now means "pay double for half the camera" lenses are still good tho
 Dan Tagonistic: Coincidentally, I'll be driving down the M3 motorway tomorrow
 Darmstadtium: Funny, it would also leave my bank account looking like a bunch or red circles
 bug: You know... for kids!
 Mad Collager: Your Venn diagram is broken.
 Off Topic: I wouldn't have been able to find what was funny about this picture if it wasn't for that red circle.
 Catcat: @Mr Shifty Red Ring Of Death: the early years
 WTF: "This circle represents you." "My God, it's like you've known me all my life!"
 Mr Shifty: Unlike the circle, it won't survive a fall of 5 feet.
Image 188136   06-29-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
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