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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
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 Jabberwikket: Ok, get to the point. How much per gram ?
 Zampano: The double quotation marks make me think it's just semen
 Beeble: Turns out they have cans of Spam.
 addend: "... NOW HIRING".
 Skaalar: I'll "pay" for this "food".
 Mad Collager: There is a jewelry store near my parents' home that has "The best jewelry 'value'" prominently vinyl lettered on their window. Poor sods.
 Side Boob: "OK"
 kornisjon: I think I'll "eat" at another "restaurant".
 Catcat: "we" "have"
 morrissey: We Also Have Capitalisation
 WaffleIron: The spacing, the quotes. I'm gonna go on a rampage now.
Image 188138   06-29-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
177
 
 kate shutupton: The Eyes have it!
 Mad Collager: Okay Vanna, I'd like to buy an "i".
 San DoDo: Eye eye!
 Catcat: What a cherubim sees in the mirror
 WaffleIron: The only winning move is not to play.
Image 188137   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
228
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: red dot now means "pay double for half the camera" lenses are still good tho
 Dan Tagonistic: Coincidentally, I'll be driving down the M3 motorway tomorrow
 Darmstadtium: Funny, it would also leave my bank account looking like a bunch or red circles
 bug: You know... for kids!
 Mad Collager: Your Venn diagram is broken.
 Off Topic: I wouldn't have been able to find what was funny about this picture if it wasn't for that red circle.
 Catcat: @Mr Shifty Red Ring Of Death: the early years
 WTF: "This circle represents you." "My God, it's like you've known me all my life!"
 Mr Shifty: Unlike the circle, it won't survive a fall of 5 feet.
Image 188136   06-29-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
148
 
 Skaalar: HOTTEH CHOWDA.
 Derp Herpigan: HOTTEA?
 In The Pocket: On closer inspection, the fence does NOT say Hitler, so I don't have to bad this image!
 Air Biscuit: Ive been there. Its a nice hike. An alarm goes off if you try to touch the sign tho.
 WaffleIron: Well done.
Image 188135   06-29-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
1211
 
 Quackzy: Hahaha! It can't be stopped now! It's radness will continue to grow.. and to consume!! Hahaha! Quake in fear, his power grows with every passing commenter!!
 Dan Tagonistic: @WaffleIron - I just took it past 1000! Yay!
 Aemuli: We must bring balance to the force. *kills a bunch of kids* That ought to help...right?
 jazzjunkie: I feel like we may have overcorrected, so with a heavy heart I vote bad - for the sake of cosmic balance.
 SomeCanadian: Done. @WaffleIron
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron i will also help.
 piranharama: @WaffleIron Affirmative
 Knice: @WaffleIron Gotcha :-)
 WaffleIron: Oh no! Accidental bad! SPACESHIP ASSEMBLE!
Image 188134   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
373
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i'm doing my best. there is only so much dignity a professional model can bring to this product
 WTF: "Hey, it beats being wet amiright?"
 Mr Shifty: I gave up on 20th January 2017. Been like this ever since.
 WaffleIron: "Enh, it's a job"
Image 188133   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
489
 
 Mumbo Dingus: Well it looks like a can of smashed assholes.
 Catcat: Pray for my bounty hunter, Bobba Fett. Ain't nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a Mandalorian.
 Butcherboy: Rorschach is getting tougher looking
Image 188132   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
107
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 188131   06-29-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
277
 
 house md: Yet another Wicker Man remake.
 Beeble: BEES?!?!
 Skaalar: "What's this!? A family gathering woefully underpopulated by bees?"
 GoodSir: Well Doc, I keep hearing this buzzing sound, and I'm worried I'm losing my hearing.
 bug: Steve, we really have to talk about your beekeeping skills. You see, the bees are supposed to go on the *outside* of the suit.
 Prostata: It's NOT just a phase, mom.
 Mr. Butt: THEY CHOSE ME
 WTF: At least he remembered to tuck his pants into his socks.
 SomeCanadian: IM COVERED IN BEES!!!
 Air Biscuit: This is my face.
 ChubbyBuddy: @sparename yes, i did fart honey
 duchaschmeremol: what does that mean "gtt thm ff"!? you have to speak up, friend
 sparename: "Did you fart, Honey?"
Image 188130   06-29-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
117
 
 bobby: Damn static
 Side Boob: She's protecting herself from the bees
 Supermansbrother: This IS my face.
 sparename: I believe in the Westworld
Image 188129   06-29-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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