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233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

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Score:
255
 
 Jabberwikket: Ok, get to the point. How much per gram ?
 Zampano: The double quotation marks make me think it's just semen
 Beeble: Turns out they have cans of Spam.
 addend: "... NOW HIRING".
 Skaalar: I'll "pay" for this "food".
 Mad Collager: There is a jewelry store near my parents' home that has "The best jewelry 'value'" prominently vinyl lettered on their window. Poor sods.
 Side Boob: "OK"
 kornisjon: I think I'll "eat" at another "restaurant".
 Catcat: "we" "have"
 ignatz: We Also Have Capitalisation
 WaffleIron: The spacing, the quotes. I'm gonna go on a rampage now.
Image 188138   06-29-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
177
 
 dangerkeith3000: The Eyes have it!
 Mad Collager: Okay Vanna, I'd like to buy an "i".
 San DoDo: Eye eye!
 Catcat: What a cherubim sees in the mirror
 WaffleIron: The only winning move is not to play.
Image 188137   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Alaskan
Score:
228
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: red dot now means "pay double for half the camera" lenses are still good tho
 Dan Tagonistic: Coincidentally, I'll be driving down the M3 motorway tomorrow
 Darmstadtium: Funny, it would also leave my bank account looking like a bunch or red circles
 bug: You know... for kids!
 Mad Collager: Your Venn diagram is broken.
 Off Topic: I wouldn't have been able to find what was funny about this picture if it wasn't for that red circle.
 Catcat: @Mr Shifty Red Ring Of Death: the early years
 WTF: "This circle represents you." "My God, it's like you've known me all my life!"
 Mr Shifty: Unlike the circle, it won't survive a fall of 5 feet.
Image 188136   06-29-17   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
148
 
 Skaalar: HOTTEH CHOWDA.
 Derp Herpigan: HOTTEA?
 Dr Awkward: On closer inspection, the fence does NOT say Hitler, so I don't have to bad this image!
 Air Biscuit: Ive been there. Its a nice hike. An alarm goes off if you try to touch the sign tho.
 WaffleIron: Well done.
Image 188135   06-29-17   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
1211
 
 Quackzy: Hahaha! It can't be stopped now! It's radness will continue to grow.. and to consume!! Hahaha! Quake in fear, his power grows with every passing commenter!!
 Dan Tagonistic: @WaffleIron - I just took it past 1000! Yay!
 Aemuli: We must bring balance to the force. *kills a bunch of kids* That ought to help...right?
 jazzjunkie: I feel like we may have overcorrected, so with a heavy heart I vote bad - for the sake of cosmic balance.
 SomeCanadian: Done. @WaffleIron
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron i will also help.
 piranharama: @WaffleIron Affirmative
 Knice: @WaffleIron Gotcha :-)
 WaffleIron: Oh no! Accidental bad! SPACESHIP ASSEMBLE!
Image 188134   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
373
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: i'm doing my best. there is only so much dignity a professional model can bring to this product
 WTF: "Hey, it beats being wet amiright?"
 Mr Shifty: I gave up on 20th January 2017. Been like this ever since.
 WaffleIron: "Enh, it's a job"
Image 188133   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
489
 
 Dr Awkward: Well it looks like a can of smashed assholes.
 Catcat: Pray for my bounty hunter, Bobba Fett. Ain't nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a Mandalorian.
 Butcherboy: Rorschach is getting tougher looking
Image 188132   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
107
 
COMMENT HERE. Make up a fake name or leave it blank.
Image 188131   06-29-17   Uploaded by    claphands
Score:
277
 
 dangerkeith3000: Yet another Wicker Man remake.
 Beeble: BEES?!?!
 Skaalar: "What's this!? A family gathering woefully underpopulated by bees?"
 Dr Awkward: Well Doc, I keep hearing this buzzing sound, and I'm worried I'm losing my hearing.
 bug: Steve, we really have to talk about your beekeeping skills. You see, the bees are supposed to go on the *outside* of the suit.
 Prostata: It's NOT just a phase, mom.
 Mr. Butt: THEY CHOSE ME
 WTF: At least he remembered to tuck his pants into his socks.
 SomeCanadian: IM COVERED IN BEES!!!
 Air Biscuit: This is my face.
 ChubbyBuddy: @sparename yes, i did fart honey
 duchaschmeremol: what does that mean "gtt thm ff"!? you have to speak up, friend
 sparename: "Did you fart, Honey?"
Image 188130   06-29-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
117
 
 dangerkeith3000: Damn static
 Side Boob: She's protecting herself from the bees
 Supermansbrother: This IS my face.
 sparename: I believe in the Westworld
Image 188129   06-29-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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