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273260  Amy Housewine: I'm-a bite you leg

273260  morrissey: well, at least she didnt skip leg day... but she forgot about torso day for about a few years or so.

272728  piranharama: @TurkeyVultureTed I cant fault that logic

273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

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273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God



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 Mad Collager: Piss off, you!
 duckfarts: man, how much yogurt did you eat
 Horatio: @Warrax Dude, I've never laughed so hard my kidneys hurt. Good job.
 Ulillillia: To the window
 Warrax: Dude, wash your dick.
Image 188108   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
489
 
 Skaalar: @Warrax Shit in a shoe. But he had wine, so mare like diarrhea.
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax wine?
 Side Boob: Stop doxxing me plz
 Catcat: @WTF meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meeeow.
 Catcat: @Warrax scratches?
 Peter Pantsless: Same. Except the cat doesn't get any. Eat my shorts, cat
 piranharama: This is me in five years. The cat, not the dude.
 Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.
 WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"
 Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.
Image 188107   06-29-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
186
 
 Air Biscuit: @El Barto me neither, but ive seen it on a few different tv shows and movies. Thats almost the same thing.
 El Barto: @Air Biscuit Are there centurions guarding it? I've never been.
 Air Biscuit: @El Barto pretty sure it was the transformers. Theres an energon stash in the middle.
 El Barto: @Dan Tagonistic It was a typo. Droids did.
 Dan Tagonistic: Also: Druids didn't build Stonehenge
 Dan Tagonistic: @Winterneuro You can on solstice
 Catcat: @Winterneuro because of the patchouli smell?
 Higdec: Wow those people must be really short
 Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.
Image 188106   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
Score:
295
 
 Horatio: @Catcat I can't picture that sound effect,and I really need to.
 Catcat: Six billion cocoa beans man
 ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.
Image 188105   06-29-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
276
 
 rustedpeace: It looks like the top word is ultramate, as in ultra-ultimate
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat what about the red tenticle thing?
 Mr Shifty: @Catcat Not that obscure. German farmers used to have a similar one.
 Catcat: The fire is from all the Starfighters that crashed. Ay-oh, obscure Cold War jet joke!
Image 188104   06-28-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
508
 
 Air Biscuit: "Tell me where you hid the plans to the death star or ill make you smell the flower again"
 duckfarts: YO MAYBE I NEED SOME HELP FROM TIME TO TIME DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT BEFORE THROWING SOME SHADE HUH?
 Horatio: Now pollinate
 Catcat: "Look, I beep, not bzzzt, we're entirely different things from bees!"
 piranharama: An offering for the carnivorous flora.
 Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy
Image 188103   06-28-17   Uploaded by    topcity
Score:
280
 
 Mad Collager: There should be one with two muzzles, higher up, angled away from each other. Women's sizes only.
 duckfarts: @DarkTeddy they have, hence the shirt
 DarkTeddy: Why has no one else thought of this
Image 188102   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
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 Skaalar: This is actually his idea of a love letter.
 Joseph: Perfect! Do you know what a human billboard is?
 boomboomboom: No job for you.
Image 188101   06-28-17   Uploaded by    male anon
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 Mr Bleak: The cake is a lie...
 Air Biscuit: Glados voice: this is why you are fat.
 duckfarts: "...and that's how the fire started, officer"
 jazzjunkie: Lies
 Catcat: Now you're thinking with cake!
Image 188100   06-28-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
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 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge Recently I've been trying to include that line into my everyday speech. I don't know why, but it's fun and it seems to be working
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Son of the Son of Mask
 AlexDeLarge: @dangerkeith3000 yeah, somebody stop them!
 sergeant: Please don't make another "The Mask" sequel...
Image 188099   06-28-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
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