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258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

258405  Mad Collager: I bet in the future we'll have flying cars and teleportation!

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Mad Collager: Piss off, you!
 duckfarts: man, how much yogurt did you eat
 Horatio: @Warrax Dude, I've never laughed so hard my kidneys hurt. Good job.
 Ulillillia: To the window
 Warrax: Dude, wash your dick.
Image 188108   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
 Skaalar: @Warrax Shit in a shoe. But he had wine, so mare like diarrhea.
 Air Biscuit: @Warrax wine?
 Side Boob: Stop doxxing me plz
 Catcat: @WTF meow meow meow meow meow, meow meow, meeeow.
 Catcat: @Warrax scratches?
 Peter Pantsless: Same. Except the cat doesn't get any. Eat my shorts, cat
 piranharama: This is me in five years. The cat, not the dude.
 Ulillillia: Fake. Cat would have knocked that drink on the floor.
 WTF: "So tell me, what do you think of the critique of pure reason?"
 Warrax: Looks like somebody's getting some you-know-what tonight.
Image 188107   06-29-17   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
 Air Biscuit: @El Barto me neither, but ive seen it on a few different tv shows and movies. Thats almost the same thing.
 El Barto: @Air Biscuit Are there centurions guarding it? I've never been.
 Air Biscuit: @El Barto pretty sure it was the transformers. Theres an energon stash in the middle.
 El Barto: @Dan Tagonistic It was a typo. Droids did.
 Dan Tagonistic: Also: Druids didn't build Stonehenge
 Dan Tagonistic: @Winterneuro You can on solstice
 Catcat: @Winterneuro because of the patchouli smell?
 Higdec: Wow those people must be really short
 Winterneuro: Can't get anywhere near this close anymore.
Image 188106   06-29-17   Uploaded by    Jack Daniels
 Horatio: @Catcat I can't picture that sound effect,and I really need to.
 Catcat: Six billion cocoa beans man
 ThoughtlessGentleman: My what big eyes you have.
Image 188105   06-29-17   Uploaded by    east bay
 rustedpeace: It looks like the top word is ultramate, as in ultra-ultimate
 Air Biscuit: @Catcat what about the red tenticle thing?
 Mr Shifty: @Catcat Not that obscure. German farmers used to have a similar one.
 Catcat: The fire is from all the Starfighters that crashed. Ay-oh, obscure Cold War jet joke!
Image 188104   06-28-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
 Air Biscuit: "Tell me where you hid the plans to the death star or ill make you smell the flower again"
 Horatio: Now pollinate
 Catcat: "Look, I beep, not bzzzt, we're entirely different things from bees!"
 piranharama: An offering for the carnivorous flora.
 Scoo: He took his chick to the Botanic Gardens - classy
Image 188103   06-28-17   Uploaded by    topcity
 Mad Collager: There should be one with two muzzles, higher up, angled away from each other. Women's sizes only.
 duckfarts: @DarkTeddy they have, hence the shirt
 DarkTeddy: Why has no one else thought of this
Image 188102   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Skaalar: This is actually his idea of a love letter.
 Joseph: Perfect! Do you know what a human billboard is?
 Dr Awkward: No job for you.
Image 188101   06-28-17   Uploaded by    male anon
 Mr Bleak: The cake is a lie...
 Air Biscuit: Glados voice: this is why you are fat.
 duckfarts: "...and that's how the fire started, officer"
 jazzjunkie: Lies
 Catcat: Now you're thinking with cake!
Image 188100   06-28-17   Uploaded by    xylophone
 Peter Pantsless: @AlexDeLarge Recently I've been trying to include that line into my everyday speech. I don't know why, but it's fun and it seems to be working
 Catcat: @dangerkeith3000 Son of the Son of Mask
 AlexDeLarge: @dangerkeith3000 yeah, somebody stop them!
 sergeant: Please don't make another "The Mask" sequel...
Image 188099   06-28-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
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