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258505  VoR: Wind will do that.

258595  Shay: The ocean called: they're running out of shrimp.

258619  addend: # Y M C A #

258617  Felicity: White scuff marks, I guess

258600  VoR: @a robot in case one gets ripped off. Glad I never need to evolve a second.

258617  Felicity: Then why

258620  addend: Tortilla swaddling fools 'em every time.

258613  VoR: Wat?

258524  Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258620  VoR: That's what they said after it'd been eaten

258618  FabricMan: "Lady Marmalade?" Really?

258622  Scoo: I assume avocados are just implied

258616  AlexDeLarge: Bender lives large and kicks butt

258621  AlexDeLarge: Borfkobouros

258606  Scoo: By the very reason of it being an "alternative fact," no citation is needed nor even desired.

258608  Scoo: The one person who ever paid for it

258618  a robot: Also he wrote two songs for the band "Disco Tex & His Sex-O-Lettes" which is basically the greatest band name of all time

258618  a robot: I went and looked up Bob Crewe and he wrote a lot of famous songs that everyone recognizes, but why do these old timey photos always look so goddamn creepy

258601  Not A Bot: KEVIN!! Knock first.

257001  Mr Bleak: How many times is Charlie going to do that? I think it's time he got interested in girls and / or boys.

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258402 Amy Housewine: I resent that: I might be a witless bum magician but I'm not 'just' a witless bum magician.

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns


258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

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 Soviette: Such extremes
 hajjpodge: I need this for my work because oh my God.
 trelyate: couldn't it be both?
 piranharama: @bug Oh good movie that
 piranharama: It's called "playing hard-to-get," you cretin, she mos def wants you.
 scribbs: She's the one with the fucking job, and I'm the cretin?
 bug: I like to believe this is a self-note, left memento-style so that he remembers next time.
 grizzly: I'm pretty sure that she's into me.
Image 188060   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Sally: I've got my good eye on you!
 IM AN ASSHOLE: It would reduce crime
 Fullhouse: Are the Residents in town?!!!
 Skinr: I'm made of metal, my circuits gleam
 Mr. Shine: Looking at youuuuu, I can read your mind
 Sandor: I sees what you did there
 Warrax: And now the traffic report, from our eye in the sky...
Image 188059   06-28-17   Uploaded by    generic
 Horatio: As a sporter, I can confirm this is indeed how it works, but with drinking as the omitted 5th step.
 tib gubb: haha, the things that i don't like that other people like are so lame-o!
 E. HONDA: golf might be more exciting if you actually have to whack the ball away from an opponent
 trelyate: look at me, I don't like something that is popular!
 Air Biscuit: #5 profit!
 piranharama: I don't think making millions in sponsorship deals and spending your spare time doing blow with supermodels is "pretending" to accomplish...
 redmonkey3: Juvenile mock-combat rituals for microcephalic ingrates... GO TEAM!
 Mr. Butt: ...and they all lived obese-ly ever after.
 Dreforian: That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Can't I just skip to step #4?
 fakeusername: haha, yeah, I don't care for the particular social structures surrounding modern sporting events, so this is a failure of the entire history of human competition!
Image 188058   06-28-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Horatio: @Annoying Vegan Same
 duckybox: I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me
 Bernie 2016: I had a feeling this was where it was going...
 BaconCake: LOLOLOL
 Annoying Vegan : I read these comments in reverse, because Spaceship, and got really confused.
 Air Biscuit: Rats off to ya
 Ulillillia: @bug Careful, boas eat bugs, too.
 piranharama: It's the ciiiiiiircle!
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, rats!
 bug: ...I think I know this guy :)
Image 188057   06-28-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 RalphyNoPants: Boop
 Scoo: #188053
Image 188056   06-28-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Rat-Butt: Damnit! The ocean was to be OUR last refuge from the murder beast when they take over...damndamndamndamn...
 Air Biscuit: "I was told there would be fish"
 Prostata: underwater murderfloof
Image 188055   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
 Rat-Butt: That lady gave birth to 13 cats!?
 Butcherboy: I don't think that's legal
 Warrax: You didn't have to tell us, we can smell it from here.
 bug: 13 kills so far. impressive.
Image 188054   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Beeble: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Mike Wa-OOOOOWWWWWWSKI!!
 Dreforian: The seldom-encountered two-toed caterpillar
 carpwoman: Ow! My eye!
Image 188053   06-28-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
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Image 188052   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 vape station: Cube root
 Dreforian: @Horatio And you wouldn't want to pay for extra dimensions you won't use!
 Horatio: This tree house seems.... unsafe
 E. HONDA: order yours today at treecubes dot com
 Dreforian: Revolutionize outside the box!
Image 188051   06-28-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
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