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237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman That is wise, and me neither. I probably saw it in a thread devoted to making fun of Redditors. I found the source by googling "poop knife" and a terrible, but sourced, Buzzfeed article came up. *themoreyouknow.gif*

237840  SuedeOxford: My chicken sandwich instinct is far stronger than my bangin instinct.

237954  Sadbot: Load-bearing valves

237219  carpwoman: Why's he just standing there? I smell a set-up....

237864  SuedeOxford: The hero Hai Phong deserves.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

88403  carpwoman: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.

237949  Slerzy: I lived in Texas for a while and I assure you, this is what they believe. Silly Texans, always talking about seceding and whatnot XD

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - I don't go near Reddit.

237946  kazzy94: That car isn't old enough to have been around for most of those stickers.

237950  Slerzy: Sick

237930  carpwoman: Not a house cat. Look at the pupils.

237950  Sadbot: @carpwoman We're both wrong, it was Reddit. I guess Stormfronters are working on overtaking goons for the title of "least hygienic people"

237936  carpwoman: I bet that would feel nice you know, like in August....

237938  carpwoman: Riiiiiiiiiight......

237943  carpwoman: @Ulillillia - My first thought, too.

237944  carpwoman: Slack in the heed.

237945  carpwoman: Timely.

237950  carpwoman: @Sadbot - Wasn't that here? I saw it, too.

237947  a robot: We need a Mascot costume for every holiday, like these things:…

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237925 Side Boob: Yup, you're boned.

237857 Mr. Shine: @glenalec classic Lassie.

237928 Robespierre: Hoy-hoy...

237737 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne I don't believe so. During Sealand's Civil War, the German government negotiated for the return of the only P.O.W., and paid a hefty fee for his release.

237717 Wooden Spoon: @Dr Awkward: Starring Bennie Goodman

237763 some guy : What am I supposed to be seeing here? What should I notice about this?? I could really use a graphic aide.

237873 Ulillillia: The Olympics only they give out laptops instead of medals

237727 glenalec: Well, if you can't control your vehicle properly....

237734 OldKentuckyShark: You're going to watch your favorite shows on the internet? You seem like a cheap ass...

237699 some guy : Windowlicky

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 Felicity: Such extremes
 hajjpodge: I need this for my work because oh my God.
 trelyate: couldn't it be both?
 piranharama: @bug Oh good movie that
 piranharama: It's called "playing hard-to-get," you cretin, she mos def wants you.
 scribbs: She's the one with the fucking job, and I'm the cretin?
 bug: I like to believe this is a self-note, left memento-style so that he remembers next time.
 grizzly: I'm pretty sure that she's into me.
Image 188060   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Sally: I've got my good eye on you!
 Felicity: It would reduce crime
 dangerkeith3000: Are the Residents in town?!!!
 Skinr: I'm made of metal, my circuits gleam
 Mr. Shine: Looking at youuuuu, I can read your mind
 Sandor: I sees what you did there
 Warrax: And now the traffic report, from our eye in the sky...
Image 188059   06-28-17   Uploaded by    generic
 Horatio: As a sporter, I can confirm this is indeed how it works, but with drinking as the omitted 5th step.
 tib gubb: haha, the things that i don't like that other people like are so lame-o!
 E. HONDA: golf might be more exciting if you actually have to whack the ball away from an opponent
 trelyate: look at me, I don't like something that is popular!
 Air Biscuit: #5 profit!
 piranharama: I don't think making millions in sponsorship deals and spending your spare time doing blow with supermodels is "pretending" to accomplish...
 redmonkey3: Juvenile mock-combat rituals for microcephalic ingrates... GO TEAM!
 Mr. Butt: ...and they all lived obese-ly ever after.
 Dreforian: That sounds like an awful lot of effort. Can't I just skip to step #4?
 fakeusername: haha, yeah, I don't care for the particular social structures surrounding modern sporting events, so this is a failure of the entire history of human competition!
Image 188058   06-28-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
 Horatio: @Annoying Vegan Same
 duckybox: I don't like spiders and snakes And that ain't what it takes to love me
 Felicity: I had a feeling this was where it was going...
 dangerkeith3000: LOLOLOL
 Annoying Vegan : I read these comments in reverse, because Spaceship, and got really confused.
 Air Biscuit: Rats off to ya
 Ulillillia: @bug Careful, boas eat bugs, too.
 piranharama: It's the ciiiiiiircle!
 Peter Pantsless: Aw, rats!
 bug: ...I think I know this guy :)
Image 188057   06-28-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 RalphyNoPants: Boop
 Scoo: #188053
Image 188056   06-28-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Rat-Butt: Damnit! The ocean was to be OUR last refuge from the murder beast when they take over...damndamndamndamn...
 Air Biscuit: "I was told there would be fish"
 Prostata: underwater murderfloof
Image 188055   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Joseph
 Rat-Butt: That lady gave birth to 13 cats!?
 Butcherboy: I don't think that's legal
 Warrax: You didn't have to tell us, we can smell it from here.
 bug: 13 kills so far. impressive.
Image 188054   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Beeble: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Mike Wa-OOOOOWWWWWWSKI!!
 Dreforian: The seldom-encountered two-toed caterpillar
 carpwoman: Ow! My eye!
Image 188053   06-28-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 188052   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Felicity: Cube root
 Dreforian: @Horatio And you wouldn't want to pay for extra dimensions you won't use!
 Horatio: This tree house seems.... unsafe
 E. HONDA: order yours today at treecubes dot com
 Dreforian: Revolutionize outside the box!
Image 188051   06-28-17   Uploaded by    kornisjon
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