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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

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15. Pizza: 1387 points
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 Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...
 Air Biscuit: Burnt toast
 Prostata: smoke wheat everyday!
 Knice: Looks like she could use some wheat.
 bug: ...I'm gluten intolerant.
 kornisjon: Kids today are out of control.
Image 188003   06-28-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 Peter Pantsless: @trelyate Please tell me you still have it
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot I had the dongle and I was THE MAN on bus trips. We all had gameboys but only I had the dongle. hehehehe...dongle
 night shift: This is awesome
 trelyate: I remember using the Gameboy printer to print my certificate for catching all 150 Pokemon in Pokemon Yellow.
 Skinr: I have the Printer and three of the colors of the Camera; now to buy matching Game Boy Pockets to put them in...
 Sage: And I feel old.
 Sadbot: The only ridiculous Gameboy accessory I had was the 4-player dongle for F-1 Race, but I did want both of these.
 Christina: And the pic is at least developed.
Image 188002   06-28-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 188001   06-28-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
 Peter Pantsless: "The fuck you say to me?"
 XLY: This is the last fart you'll ever blame on me hooman
 WaffleIron: Ghost chihuahua would like you to leave now.
 Nopetology: Smoke wheat
Image 188000   06-28-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 I Hate The Beatles: Look into my eyes! - Yea? - How do I look? - What? - Say WHAT again I double dare you so how do I look?? - Uhm, stoned? - Yeaaaah boiiii....
 Christina: Mayan art?
 Warrax: Hurts like hell, but at least I look good.
Image 187999   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 foreversmug: The frenzy builds...
 Christina: It's on fire?
Image 187998   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, that sounds about right.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless . . .
 Peter Pantsless: @kinggheedra Oh, floppy DISKS. Nevermind. On Topic: Caught the cable guy watching porn on MY computer when he was setting up the router. Didn't even try to hide it. In fact he asked me if I had seen that specific porno before
 fanny: @kinggheedra this past halloween while trick or treating with my kids, we were about to go up to a house but a woman was walking quickly away with her two kids in hand she whispers to my husband and me "don't go up there there's porn playing on the tv." sure enough, curtains open for the whole street to see... creep.
 RiderFan: Pretty much everyone is ignoring that he is watching Yaoi. Good for him.
 kazzy94: Jeez that's what smartphones and Greyhound station bathrooms are for!
 kinggheedra: Creepiest public porn/ masturbation stories, anybody? I'll start. Worked at a public library when i was sixteen, and this dude would come in just to review these floppy disks he had full of pictures of clothed celebrities. Like, they were so full the system would lag just from him scrolling through them, and he'd just look at them and transfer one picture every once in a while from disk to disk. He did this at least once a week.
 Sadbot: Sure, japanimation porn, whatever floats your dragonballs. I just don't get the lack of shame and/or exhibitionism that leads people to watch porn in public.
Image 187997   06-28-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Image 187996   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Mr Shifty: @Joseph God damn, you owe me some snorky larfs!
 kazzy94: I got your back and then some, bro!
 Mr Shifty: Well Mr Smith, the operation was 100% successful! I can proudly announce that you will no longer experience crippling back pain.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme just slip into something more comfortable.
 lionstrong: # The hip bone's connected to the...#
 Niels Bohr: I used to think I was a god level punster. Every day @Knice teaches me a lesson in humility. Hail to thee.
 Skinr: Nigel Tufnel?
 Joseph: Pelvis has left the building.
 Micro Jackson: Show some backbone, for god's sake. Yeah, like that!
 Mr. Butt: @Knice 2000% DAD
 Knice: Ever get that spooky feeling that someone is spine on you?
Image 187995   06-28-17   Uploaded by    electrode
 Mr. Shine: @a robot I used to have that as my voicemail message; drove my mom nuts.
 Dreforian: Can't you hear that? The sound of DRUMS?
 Hosebag: This is perfect for my noisy coworkers.
 Mr. Shine: Taco Bell for lunch? Into the Flatus Apparatus!
 Micro Jackson: I'm here for my cryogenic appointment
 Knice: Looks like a hearing test booth. When I used to have to take that test annually, the hardest part was staying awake: "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP ... Beep-Beep-Beep ... beep-beep-beep ... ... ... ..." [BANG-BANG] "Hey, you alive in there?!"
Image 187994   06-28-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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