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233021  zrj235: aisle 5: meat and meat accessories.

233004  Teechur: @Nope And I defend your right to keep that anthrax paperweight.

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

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233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

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Score:
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 Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...
 Air Biscuit: Burnt toast
 Prostata: smoke wheat everyday!
 Knice: Looks like she could use some wheat.
 bug: ...I'm gluten intolerant.
 kornisjon: Kids today are out of control.
Image 188003   06-28-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
Score:
659
 
 Peter Pantsless: @trelyate Please tell me you still have it
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot I had the dongle and I was THE MAN on bus trips. We all had gameboys but only I had the dongle. hehehehe...dongle
 Felicity: This is awesome
 trelyate: I remember using the Gameboy printer to print my certificate for catching all 150 Pokemon in Pokemon Yellow.
 Skinr: I have the Printer and three of the colors of the Camera; now to buy matching Game Boy Pockets to put them in...
 Sage: And I feel old.
 Sadbot: The only ridiculous Gameboy accessory I had was the 4-player dongle for F-1 Race, but I did want both of these.
 Christina: And the pic is at least developed.
Image 188002   06-28-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
168
 
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 188001   06-28-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
Score:
347
 
 Peter Pantsless: "The fuck you say to me?"
 XLY: This is the last fart you'll ever blame on me hooman
 WaffleIron: Ghost chihuahua would like you to leave now.
 Nopetology: Smoke wheat
Image 188000   06-28-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
Score:
373
 
 Aufziehvogel: Look into my eyes! - Yea? - How do I look? - What? - Say WHAT again I double dare you so how do I look?? - Uhm, stoned? - Yeaaaah boiiii....
 Christina: Mayan art?
 Warrax: Hurts like hell, but at least I look good.
Image 187999   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
440
 
 Robespierre: The frenzy builds...
 Christina: It's on fire?
Image 187998   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
Score:
92
 
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, that sounds about right.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless . . .
 Peter Pantsless: @kinggheedra Oh, floppy DISKS. Nevermind. On Topic: Caught the cable guy watching porn on MY computer when he was setting up the router. Didn't even try to hide it. In fact he asked me if I had seen that specific porno before
 fanny: @kinggheedra this past halloween while trick or treating with my kids, we were about to go up to a house but a woman was walking quickly away with her two kids in hand she whispers to my husband and me "don't go up there there's porn playing on the tv." sure enough, curtains open for the whole street to see... creep.
 RiderFan: Pretty much everyone is ignoring that he is watching Yaoi. Good for him.
 kazzy94: Jeez that's what smartphones and Greyhound station bathrooms are for!
 kinggheedra: Creepiest public porn/ masturbation stories, anybody? I'll start. Worked at a public library when i was sixteen, and this dude would come in just to review these floppy disks he had full of pictures of clothed celebrities. Like, they were so full the system would lag just from him scrolling through them, and he'd just look at them and transfer one picture every once in a while from disk to disk. He did this at least once a week.
 Sadbot: Sure, japanimation porn, whatever floats your dragonballs. I just don't get the lack of shame and/or exhibitionism that leads people to watch porn in public.
Image 187997   06-28-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
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 Skinr: THE NIPPLE CRIPPLER!!!!
 ch: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGECORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Image 187996   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
Score:
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 Mr Shifty: @Joseph God damn, you owe me some snorky larfs!
 kazzy94: I got your back and then some, bro!
 Mr Shifty: Well Mr Smith, the operation was 100% successful! I can proudly announce that you will no longer experience crippling back pain.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme just slip into something more comfortable.
 dangerkeith3000: # The hip bone's connected to the...#
 Niels Bohr: I used to think I was a god level punster. Every day @Knice teaches me a lesson in humility. Hail to thee.
 Skinr: Nigel Tufnel?
 Joseph: Pelvis has left the building.
 Micro Jackson: Show some backbone, for god's sake. Yeah, like that!
 Mr. Butt: @Knice 2000% DAD
 Knice: Ever get that spooky feeling that someone is spine on you?
Image 187995   06-28-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: @a robot I used to have that as my voicemail message; drove my mom nuts.
 Dreforian: Can't you hear that? The sound of DRUMS?
 a robot: @Micro Jackson WELCOME TO THE WORRRLLLD OF TOMORROWWW!
 Hosebag: This is perfect for my noisy coworkers.
 Mr. Shine: Taco Bell for lunch? Into the Flatus Apparatus!
 Micro Jackson: I'm here for my cryogenic appointment
 Knice: Looks like a hearing test booth. When I used to have to take that test annually, the hardest part was staying awake: "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP ... Beep-Beep-Beep ... beep-beep-beep ... ... ... ..." [BANG-BANG] "Hey, you alive in there?!"
Image 187994   06-28-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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