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272578  Mr. Butt: Hahaha, this kicks ass.

272574  Not A Bot: Is this funny or informative? I can't tell.

272577  BavidDowie: Becoming vegan is ruff

272539  Air Biscuit: A fine mustache.

272554  Sadbot: @tib gubb Always happy to be speaking through a rat mascot suit into impressionable ears, a dark, dancing cartoon to guide you along the left hand path

272549  Air Biscuit: Is this where paradise used to be?


272573  tib gubb: it's great once you toughen up the ol' bunghole

272576  tib gubb: still think weed is harmless?

272532  tib gubb: great for lending in legal situations

272457  LurkedMoar: Actually nice

272566  BavidDowie: If our govt really respected their courage, they'd be a lot more fucking careful about starting unending wars

272564  Teechur: mlamb

272574  BavidDowie: I've decided I'm ok with this

272558  Air Biscuit: Try reversing the positive and negative ends.

272568  Air Biscuit: Defense from frivolous personal injury lawsuit attorney.

272395  Theimposter: How dare you assume I use my hands?

272403  Theimposter: Dude... you stretched out my horse again.

272405  Theimposter: I was... playing Perfect Dark I think. With my brother and his roomie. Good memories.

272561  lecj07: @tib gubb Yeah, compared to the othet one he looks really negative.

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

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 Rat-Butt: I know I should body shame, but instead of burning wheat, try eating some of it first. Girl, you don't look healthy...
 Air Biscuit: Burnt toast
 Prostata: smoke wheat everyday!
 Knice: Looks like she could use some wheat.
 bug: ...I'm gluten intolerant.
 kornisjon: Kids today are out of control.
Image 188003   06-28-17   Uploaded by    MylesX
 Peter Pantsless: @trelyate Please tell me you still have it
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot I had the dongle and I was THE MAN on bus trips. We all had gameboys but only I had the dongle. hehehehe...dongle
 night shift: This is awesome
 trelyate: I remember using the Gameboy printer to print my certificate for catching all 150 Pokemon in Pokemon Yellow.
 Skinr: I have the Printer and three of the colors of the Camera; now to buy matching Game Boy Pockets to put them in...
 Sage: And I feel old.
 Sadbot: The only ridiculous Gameboy accessory I had was the 4-player dongle for F-1 Race, but I did want both of these.
 Christina: And the pic is at least developed.
Image 188002   06-28-17   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Tell us what you thought of this.
Image 188001   06-28-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
 Peter Pantsless: "The fuck you say to me?"
 XLY: This is the last fart you'll ever blame on me hooman
 WaffleIron: Ghost chihuahua would like you to leave now.
 Nopetology: Smoke wheat
Image 188000   06-28-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
 I Hate The Beatles: Look into my eyes! - Yea? - How do I look? - What? - Say WHAT again I double dare you so how do I look?? - Uhm, stoned? - Yeaaaah boiiii....
 Christina: Mayan art?
 Warrax: Hurts like hell, but at least I look good.
Image 187999   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 foreversmug: The frenzy builds...
 Christina: It's on fire?
Image 187998   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Back Door Dan
 Skaalar: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, that sounds about right.
 jochenau: @Peter Pantsless . . .
 Peter Pantsless: @kinggheedra Oh, floppy DISKS. Nevermind. On Topic: Caught the cable guy watching porn on MY computer when he was setting up the router. Didn't even try to hide it. In fact he asked me if I had seen that specific porno before
 fanny: @kinggheedra this past halloween while trick or treating with my kids, we were about to go up to a house but a woman was walking quickly away with her two kids in hand she whispers to my husband and me "don't go up there there's porn playing on the tv." sure enough, curtains open for the whole street to see... creep.
 RiderFan: Pretty much everyone is ignoring that he is watching Yaoi. Good for him.
 kazzy94: Jeez that's what smartphones and Greyhound station bathrooms are for!
 kinggheedra: Creepiest public porn/ masturbation stories, anybody? I'll start. Worked at a public library when i was sixteen, and this dude would come in just to review these floppy disks he had full of pictures of clothed celebrities. Like, they were so full the system would lag just from him scrolling through them, and he'd just look at them and transfer one picture every once in a while from disk to disk. He did this at least once a week.
 Sadbot: Sure, japanimation porn, whatever floats your dragonballs. I just don't get the lack of shame and/or exhibitionism that leads people to watch porn in public.
Image 187997   06-28-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Image 187996   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Magic Bullets
 Mr Shifty: @Joseph God damn, you owe me some snorky larfs!
 kazzy94: I got your back and then some, bro!
 Mr Shifty: Well Mr Smith, the operation was 100% successful! I can proudly announce that you will no longer experience crippling back pain.
 Mr. Shine: Lemme just slip into something more comfortable.
 lionstrong: # The hip bone's connected to the...#
 Niels Bohr: I used to think I was a god level punster. Every day @Knice teaches me a lesson in humility. Hail to thee.
 Skinr: Nigel Tufnel?
 Joseph: Pelvis has left the building.
 Micro Jackson: Show some backbone, for god's sake. Yeah, like that!
 Mr. Butt: @Knice 2000% DAD
 Knice: Ever get that spooky feeling that someone is spine on you?
Image 187995   06-28-17   Uploaded by    electrode
 Mr. Shine: @a robot I used to have that as my voicemail message; drove my mom nuts.
 Dreforian: Can't you hear that? The sound of DRUMS?
 Hosebag: This is perfect for my noisy coworkers.
 Mr. Shine: Taco Bell for lunch? Into the Flatus Apparatus!
 Micro Jackson: I'm here for my cryogenic appointment
 Knice: Looks like a hearing test booth. When I used to have to take that test annually, the hardest part was staying awake: "BEEP-BEEP-BEEP ... Beep-Beep-Beep ... beep-beep-beep ... ... ... ..." [BANG-BANG] "Hey, you alive in there?!"
Image 187994   06-28-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
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