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268168  MrBoffo: "Michael, come here and cover up Jeffrey - he's naked!"

268122  Felicity: @fumbduck That's how I read it at first too

267978  MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

268131  Felicity: @FabricMan Children are our future. We have the technology

268126  MrBoffo: Worst bagels EVER

268135  MrBoffo: "More spinach"

267978  ChubbyBuddy: " I'm not a communist, it's just fun to say that i am on the internet to infuriate people like you. what i am is a social democrat. All i want is a simple return to the values our party once had. we used to give a shit about people. we had leaders who built programs that lifted millions out of poverty. capital destroyed us once and for a few decades we understood the problem and actually did something to help. how sick is our society that there are now a great number of us that are hostile to compassion?

267978  ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ok you're clearly not interested in having a good faith argument on this topic. You're anything but respectful, yet you pee your pants about civility. you want a comprehensive list of nations with stronger social programs than the united states that have a higher average standard of living, better healthcare outcomes, lower violent crime rates, and greater public education systems? Here you go you smug prick: Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Canada, Spain, UK, Ireland, and oh yes THE UNITED FUCKING STATES in the New Deal Era. Our economy became the strongest it ever was in the 20th Century was when our government was far far far far to the left of where it is now. so fuck off with your straw men, fake moralization, and hypocrisy. my policy agenda is not "fairy dust" or "pie in the sky

268146  MrBoffo: Maggoty

268149  Not A Bot: cinco pasta book

268157  MrBoffo: "Aw'roit; 'oos got'a boil on th'bum? A'boil on th'bot-tee?"

268136  Nothing:

268174  ignatz: Ooh baby bayby..

268161  MrBoffo: A'ight, but so is chickentonite

268164  MrBoffo: Multifaceted multitasker

268165  MrBoffo: Hushpuppy

268161  dangerkeith3000: Good ol' magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.

268164  dangerkeith3000: Spork pick.

268141  Shay: I usually go see Winona when I go to Allure.

268159  Shay: This is what dogs do when you're at work during the day.

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268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 MrBoffo: @ChubbyBuddy @Side Boob History says we can thank women for beer.

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268108 a robot: I love everything about this

268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"



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Score:
530
 
 Darmstadtium: Ok... this has changed my opinion about Canada...
 carpwoman: I don't think this is real.
 Hosebag: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold, it's kind of my thing, you know.
 annterland: Good
 Micro Jackson: He bequeathed them to a brass monkey
 ch: Originally he was from Atlanta but he moved snopes.com/lottery-winner-dies-gold-plating/
 trelyate: and this is why Canada will never take over the world
 Scoo: You're supposed to brass-plate them
 Dr. Bathroom: That's how I wanna go.
 Aaron Spacemuseum: Canada, am I right?
 Catcat: Fun ways to diiiiie, so many fun ways to die...
 bug: Too bad, he would have made a great Bond villain.
 Knice: Deez Nuggz.
 fanny: aww, damnit! *cancels husband's surprise ball goldening appointment*
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo. Kinda gross this time.
 Meow: isn't that how the story of Midas ended?
Image 187981   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
Score:
168
 
 Mr Bleak: @a robot Or possibly #187981?
 a robot: #188075?
 VoR: @Catcat I said use the magnifer..
 Catcat: Calling mom to tell about your tiny dick
 Butcherboy: Hey it's a grower not a shower
Image 187980   06-28-17   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
520
 
 Peter Pantsless: @werterland @piranharama Yeah they're pretty huge. Females can have a wingspan of about 2.5m. Also they're pretty and they ALWAYS wanna cracker
 werterland: Okay, but bald eagles are still fucking ENORMOUS birds.
 piranharama: I always just assumed Bald Eagles were monstrous. Guess that's cult of personality for you.
 a robot: 'STRAYA, FUCK YEAH
 Peter Pantsless: The bald eagle has a surprisingly lame voice. They usually dub over it in movies and stuff with that of a red-tailed hawk
 Skinr: Take all the eagles from around the world / Put them together in a great big cage / Televise it as the highest show on Earth / And let them fight to rule the modern age
 kinggheedra: lets havd a country fight and take it out on the birds heah awesome
 Christina: One more reason noy to travel to Australia.
 El Barto: Soooo hey...Birds are pretty cool, yeah?
 wolfpk: Fake news
 Toxi: America is so great that Britian fought two wars to try to get us back. How many wars did they fight for Australia? How many wars has Australia fought for Britain?
 Fancy Clown: Ah yes, but when it comes to terrifying animals Australia and Sub-Saharan Africa have everyone beat
 Joseph: @rinaldi1337 And yet some countries would argue that the USA eats freedom and shits ammunition. I don't live in one of those countries fortunately.
 VoR: Robins are heartless
 bug: That Australian eagle just sounds like an asshole. ...I'm surprised the US hasn't adopted it.
 Catcat: @rinaldi1337 fish isn't ammunition, not even .22 LR.
 rinaldi1337: Yet your national bird us a flightless, small brained, mongoloid looking emu. Our bird eats ammunition and shits freedom.
 fanny: that bald eagle looks so ashamed
 Mr. Butt: okay
Image 187979   06-28-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
366
 
 Rat-Butt: That new full body condoms doesn't seem to be working out all that well for you...
 Skinr: The new Gama Bomb album cover looks rad.
 Micro Jackson: There is a fungus among us
 Scoo: Who turned out the lights?
 bug: Don't do drugs in space, kids.
 Catcat: Skleltons on shrooms
 Spazstatic: I bet he's a fun guy.
 Hyphae: I'll allow it.
Image 187978   06-28-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
542
 
 Fancy Clown: "Good boy." Sigh
 Catcat: The legendary bad dog!
 Nopetology: Yep, that's my dog.
 SomeCanadian: Resize.
Image 187977   06-28-17   Uploaded by    killme
Score:
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 Catcat: @bug it's like God is jizzing on the Earth (actual inspiration behind Neon Genesis Evangelion)
 bug: Boob clouds are my favorite kind of cloud. (editor's note: yes, they are actually named after boobs)
 Nopetology: HAARP is controlling the weather. And people's minds. And bird minds, so they all fart in formation like this..
 Rent A Dog: The contrails from Afterburner
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Skyballs the movie.
Image 187976   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
269
 
 Spazstatic: @grizzly yes, from left to right.
 grizzly: Is that poop or chocolate?
Image 187975   06-28-17   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
661
 
 piranharama: Love kfc
 namaste: auto RAD for kfc
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless still knows.
 grizzly: @SomeCanadian the shitty part about having rockin abs is trying to keep rockin abs.
 SomeCanadian: I'd be happy if I had rocking abs as well.
Image 187974   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
283
 
 Wet farts: Doesn't it get old having to move that every time you need to open the tailgate?
 tib gubb: wow, you sure showed 'em
 TurkeyVulture: @Ulillillia your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore.
 Fancy Clown: "Hi, Donald Trump speaking?"
 Science: Yes, it does offend me. Your flag is tattered, and, I'm assuming you do not lower or light it at night, AND you're using it as decoration, which means you're displaying it incorrectly in violation of the Flag Code. Please don't let the door hit you on the ass as you leave this fine country that you and your ilk have damaged the reputation of.
 Catcat: @Yam HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE OLD GLORY!!!!
 Ulillillia: I'm not offended, I just think it's kind of obnoxious. One flag decal on the back would have been plenty.
 Sadbot: I wonder if this driver would be okay with me using my flag-given right to free speech to say "socialism is okay, maybe"
 rinaldi1337: I dont think there is anything wrong with a little nationalism...as long as we dont go all hiler about it.
 kinggheedra: Imagine the usa only being populated by people like this.
 Supermansbrother: @Yam Apparently the internet thinks the number is in Fiji.
 Scoo: The flag is the least offensive part of this whole thing. Actually, the fact that the flag is all tattered at the bottom is kind of offensive, tbh.
 bug: Flags are cool and all, but 100% of dudes with flags on their trucks are absolute shitbags.
 hajjpodge: The only thing that offends me is the underfunded public educational system that created you.
 El Barto: But also, no. No flag offends me. Sometimes idiot humans do though. Then I remind myself "they're just an idiot" and i have some chocolate and feel better. Maybe they're boggarts....oh shit.
 Yam: @Derp Herpigan I mean, it's possible it's 1-800-LEA-VETH ext. EUSA, if it's a large enough office?
 Yam: No it doesn't, but I think it's funny how many americans love the piece of cloth more than the ideals it's supposed to represent.
 fanny: it doesn't, but you might not like it if you ever get rearended and that pole gets driven into the back of your skull.
 Derp Herpigan: Umm... I don't think american phone numbers go that long... It would end up being 1-800-LEA-VETH, with still kinda works I guess, if you're into ye olde butchered English.
Image 187973   06-28-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
278
 
 piranharama: @WTF I saw Demolition Man, it's just a trio of sea shells.
 Science: At around the same time as doorknobs, in fact. Coincidence?
 Catcat: @Nopetology Actually, that's just Japan.
 Nopetology: @WTF I've seen that movie. Everything seems great until the toilet robots become self-aware and rip your junk clean off..
 rinaldi1337: (Exhales bong hit) you can make toilet paper from hemp man.
 Ihminen: WELL I'M GOING BACK TO THE PAST AND INVENT TOILET PAPER! checkmate
 grizzly: We used to just use three seashells.
 SomeCanadian: The French aristocracy used embroidered linen and silks.
 Butcherboy: Yes and squatting doesn't smear your bunghole up as bad
 fanny: it's only Shittens (tm) the wiping mittens for me!
 Christina: Wrong! The Chinese used toilet paper long before that. Like more than a thousand years before.
 WTF: I dream of living in the future where toilet-mounted robotic hands will wipe for me.
Image 187972   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Sharkface
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