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243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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 Beeble: Everyone has that friend that guides them through their first acid trip.
 SpaceCow: This is what happens when you legalize dolphin marriage. All the Seaworlds will be closed due to weddings.
 ch: hey buddies hey buddies you stay right here gonna get you some liv-a-snaps ok
 Skaalar: Dolphin wizard casts Aquatic Blessing.
 El Barto: @Otterman HAHAHA! YES! You rad, Otterman. You rad.
 Science: You're under arrest for transporting young gulls across a sedate lion for immoral porpoises.
 Dr Awkward: Dolphins are more of a Radagast thing than a Gandalf thing...
 BavidDowie: Jonah's less well-known brother, Joash, who was swallowed by two separate dolphins.
 SomeCanadian: And Jesus said 'Blessed be the dolphins, for they shall praise us for the fish upon their departure.' Adams 4:2
 Otterman: Cure light wounds
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 Terrh: Woah! I had this book once...Completely forgotten about it..
 Science: @SomeCanadian: I always have to tell my dog to put that thing away.
 Thurb Grunombies: You don't often see satellites with double hung windows.
 SomeCanadian: Did they have to put a red one in the picture? :/
 San DoDo: and robots, don't forget the robots
 Ihminen: You know... for duck huntin'
Image 187941   06-28-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 piranharama: The lizard actually looks a little sad...
 SpaceCow: Sarcasm also doesn't exist either yet I somehow use it.
 Thurb Grunombies: Oh. Well then I'm done.
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob Not for the authors of NatGeo.
 duchaschmeremol: electricity is just a big scam invented by environmentalists who want to get my ass on one of those expensive bikes
 Knice: Contractions do'nt exist.
 El Barto: Nee map of the world is just a poster of *non-descript religious iconography*...?
 Side Boob: It's rare, but it exists :v
Image 187940   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
 piranharama: @Ihminen I was thinking about Dino Riders this morning. They were apparently working on a live action, but last news was 2015
 Skaalar: Secret Dino Wars is my Alt Punk Fushion band. Check us out at a local coffee shop near you.
 grimes: I want one.
 Otterman: Kick ass! Throw down, dinosaurs of the land and sea!
 El Barto: @karmakat I'm more afraid of the driver than the vehicle. She looks battle ready with that helmet...or battle crazed...if I wanna live I won't waste time on semantics. I'm just gunna run my slow ass outta here.
 karmakat: he PUTS FEAR INTO THE ROAD!
 Ihminen: Dino Riders live action adaptation looking ok i guess
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 Felicity: Just think, when this ad came out, it was a lie--the graphics of the ad could not be displayed on a computer screen. Now were seeing the ad itself on a computer screen!
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 San DoDo: Too many..
 Side Boob: I've always said fart-based teaching methods were superior.
 WaffleIron: 62.
 El Barto: How do we improve maths results in primary schools?
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 antipatterns: I love metal forest scenes
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 Peach: I'm concerned that this may not be ironic.
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 Air Biscuit: "Oww, my eye!"
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 Otterman: @SomeCanadian It's only wafer thin
 SomeCanadian: What, no mint?
 Knice: I give that a zero percent chance of not getting spilled.
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