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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215792 Ulillillia: Long time no see!

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215791 Felicity: Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to roast in the depths of a Sloar that day I can tell you

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

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 Beeble: Everyone has that friend that guides them through their first acid trip.
 SpaceCow: This is what happens when you legalize dolphin marriage. All the Seaworlds will be closed due to weddings.
 ch: hey buddies hey buddies you stay right here gonna get you some liv-a-snaps ok
 Skaalar: Dolphin wizard casts Aquatic Blessing.
 El Barto: @Otterman HAHAHA! YES! You rad, Otterman. You rad.
 Science: You're under arrest for transporting young gulls across a sedate lion for immoral porpoises.
 Dr Awkward: Dolphins are more of a Radagast thing than a Gandalf thing...
 BavidDowie: Jonah's less well-known brother, Joash, who was swallowed by two separate dolphins.
 SomeCanadian: And Jesus said 'Blessed be the dolphins, for they shall praise us for the fish upon their departure.' Adams 4:2
 Otterman: Cure light wounds
Image 187942   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Red
 Peter Pantsless: hahahaha, fuck you, discount Sputnik!
 Terrh: Woah! I had this book once...Completely forgotten about it..
 Science: @SomeCanadian: I always have to tell my dog to put that thing away.
 Thurb Grunombies: You don't often see satellites with double hung windows.
 SomeCanadian: Did they have to put a red one in the picture? :/
 San DoDo: and robots, don't forget the robots
 Ihminen: You know... for duck huntin'
Image 187941   06-28-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 piranharama: The lizard actually looks a little sad...
 SpaceCow: Sarcasm also doesn't exist either yet I somehow use it.
 Thurb Grunombies: Oh. Well then I'm done.
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob Not for the authors of NatGeo.
 duchaschmeremol: electricity is just a big scam invented by environmentalists who want to get my ass on one of those expensive bikes
 Knice: Contractions do'nt exist.
 El Barto: Nee map of the world is just a poster of *non-descript religious iconography*...?
 Side Boob: It's rare, but it exists :v
Image 187940   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
 piranharama: @Ihminen I was thinking about Dino Riders this morning. They were apparently working on a live action, but last news was 2015
 Skaalar: Secret Dino Wars is my Alt Punk Fushion band. Check us out at a local coffee shop near you.
 dangerkeith3000: I want one.
 Otterman: Kick ass! Throw down, dinosaurs of the land and sea!
 El Barto: @karmakat I'm more afraid of the driver than the vehicle. She looks battle ready with that helmet...or battle crazed...if I wanna live I won't waste time on semantics. I'm just gunna run my slow ass outta here.
 karmakat: he PUTS FEAR INTO THE ROAD!
 Ihminen: Dino Riders live action adaptation looking ok i guess
Image 187939   06-28-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Warrax: Metaphor for privilege. You must own scissors to get scissors.
 Air Biscuit: @WaffleIron or use your chompers
 WaffleIron: Get out of your house and ask your neighbour. Or use a knife, or nail cutters, or just smash it with a rock. Prove you're the peak of human evolution.
Image 187938   06-28-17   Uploaded by    ruiner
 Felicity: Just think, when this ad came out, it was a lie--the graphics of the ad could not be displayed on a computer screen. Now were seeing the ad itself on a computer screen!
Image 187937   06-28-17   Uploaded by    edvard
 El Barto: @Side Boob One day you won't need to speak it. All will silently know. Like so many farts before. The knowledge is so pungent I can taste it. And it tastes like curried egg. I think I'm gunna barf.
 San DoDo: Too many..
 Side Boob: I've always said fart-based teaching methods were superior.
 WaffleIron: 62.
 El Barto: How do we improve maths results in primary schools?
Image 187936   06-28-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
 mrwiffler: OK, I'll be He-Moth.
 antipatterns: I love metal forest scenes
Image 187935   06-28-17   Uploaded by    abrahamx
 sparename: "I call Shogun!"..... (gave up trying to identify MLP.. even though Daughter and Step-Daughter have had them for years, I still didn't realise there were quite so many"
 Dr Awkward: This is what Bronies actually believe. (I hope)
Image 187934   06-28-17   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
 tib gubb: hipster snack
 Peach: I'm concerned that this may not be ironic.
 grizzly: I'm a bit hungover this morning, and this looks great.
 Dr Awkward: Is there another Bloody Mary on top of the bloody Mary?
 Air Biscuit: "Oww, my eye!"
 funny in the wall: I'll have the lot@Otterman
 Otterman: @SomeCanadian It's only wafer thin
 SomeCanadian: What, no mint?
 Knice: I give that a zero percent chance of not getting spilled.
 duckfarts: I'm not that hungry, I'll just have a drink
Image 187933   06-28-17   Uploaded by    tomatosaws
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