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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
3. a robot
4. DrNinjaman
5. Mr Bleak
6. Not A Bot
7. Side Boob
8. WTF
9. dangerkeith3000
10. FireBreathingMarmot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
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Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
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 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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Score:
641
 
 Jabberwikket: This is much better. When I see those cartoons now - I'm going to imagine a kitten blasting a french horn, interrupting the last line.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh my lawd I love this comment more than I should. PRAISE BE TO CATHORN
 Shay: @Nope @a robot Too easy...
 Nope: @a robot I ALSO ENJOY CATHORN
 Peter Pantsless: Look, I've got one of those fluffy things, and I can tell you for damn sure they are NOT mutes
 a robot: I LIKE CATHORN
Image 187656   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
234
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato
Image 187655   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: So that's what's in "How to identify wood"
 jochenau: Honey locust blooming season is one of my favorite times of year, those things smell fantastic. The seed pods are irritating, though. Fun fact: they can ferment and get deer drunk.
 WaffleIron: Not pictured is the flatulent elm of west ruislip, or Naughty leicestershire flashing oak
 kazzy94: I think this is from a scouting manual
 Annoying Vegan : @Shay Birch is the WORST
 Shay: I'm sure these are all the trees that produce pollen I'm allergic to.
 Warrax: Wood.
 Bu7Z: The larch
Image 187654   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
241
 
 cannabis: Boogie Fever - I think it's goin' around.
 El Barto: "Hahaha! Peasants."
Image 187653   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
551
 
 Warrax: The newest superfood was right there all along.
Image 187652   06-26-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
326
 
 Ihminen: Brain need food for smart making
 Peter Pantsless: But that won't stop me from posting on the friendly spaceship!
Image 187651   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
747
 
 zodiacflash: YESSS
 jochenau: My life is complete.
 Niels Bohr: Rave Rambo
 Ulillillia: I read the uploader's username in Sheila Broflovski's voice.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm calling username/upload combo on this one
Image 187650   06-26-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: As Penn & Teller pointed out, it's more hygenic to literally press your bare butt directly against the butt of a random stranger than it is to shake their hand.
 Prostata: what are you worried you'll get germs on your ass? lol
 toad: Piecemeal ass-gasket.
 scribbs: @sparename Don't kink shame.
 sparename: "Bad news, you have a STD" .. "Oh dear, I must've caught it from a toilet seat, then" .. "Were you chewing the toilet seat? 'cos the STD is in your mouth!"
Image 187649   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
404
 
 WTF: Splatbob Flatpants
Image 187648   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
483
 
 piranharama: Your princess is in another change slot.
 Mad Collager: Well, it was worth a shot, since the Princess wouldn't kiss me.
 tib gubb: mlem
 Ulillillia: We pay in frogs. Leave one here.
 Warrax: Be yourself. Unless you can be a chill-ass frog, then be a chill-ass frog.
 Dr Awkward: Don't change, we love you the way you are!
 sparename: You've got some toad in the hole
Image 187647   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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