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272423  ThoughtlessGentleman: ttthhhhheeee ccciiirrrcccllle of llllliiiiffffeeee!

272439  ThoughtlessGentleman: we are number one! hey!

272371  Passive: I miss Emplemon's YouTube poops

272457  cran vodka: Teeny teefies!

272395  Passive: I hate these "Ally theater" bathroom signs

272398  Passive: This was written by adult pretending to be a child.

272401  Passive: It's not good to drive fast when it starts raining because it kicks up the oil on the road.

272438  Passive: Gotta teach em to objectify women young because

272448  Sadbot: John Carpenter's The Garf

272448  Dresdenkeogh: Hes in every shadow @Knice

272300  kristy: @charmander lol

272294  Dresdenkeogh: "Dwayne " the Rock " the rack Johnson"

272455  addend: "This depicts a zealous comrade offering a refreshing bottle of beer to a new American friend, promoting peace and harmony between our nations. Prints are available in the gift shop."

272434  VoR: Pet me.

272455  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272402  addend: "Whose is that?!" / "Jean's."

272403  addend: Lanky horse.

272454  the snark: Anyone else hear a whisper saying turn it on?

272438  addend: (Titters.)

272439  addend: To nipfinity and beyond!

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272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272261 Side Boob: I wasn't expecting The Mikado.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272135 Mr Bleak: Sorry, but that's animal cruelty, pure and simple.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (835 points)
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Score:
641
 
 Jabberwikket: This is much better. When I see those cartoons now - I'm going to imagine a kitten blasting a french horn, interrupting the last line.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh my lawd I love this comment more than I should. PRAISE BE TO CATHORN
 Shay: @Nope @a robot Too easy...
 Nope: @a robot I ALSO ENJOY CATHORN
 Peter Pantsless: Look, I've got one of those fluffy things, and I can tell you for damn sure they are NOT mutes
 a robot: I LIKE CATHORN
Image 187656   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
234
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato
Image 187655   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: So that's what's in "How to identify wood"
 jochenau: Honey locust blooming season is one of my favorite times of year, those things smell fantastic. The seed pods are irritating, though. Fun fact: they can ferment and get deer drunk.
 WaffleIron: Not pictured is the flatulent elm of west ruislip, or Naughty leicestershire flashing oak
 kazzy94: I think this is from a scouting manual
 Annoying Vegan : @Shay Birch is the WORST
 Shay: I'm sure these are all the trees that produce pollen I'm allergic to.
 Warrax: Wood.
 Bu7Z: The larch
Image 187654   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
241
 
 cannabis: Boogie Fever - I think it's goin' around.
 El Barto: "Hahaha! Peasants."
Image 187653   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
551
 
 Warrax: The newest superfood was right there all along.
Image 187652   06-26-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
326
 
 Ihminen: Brain need food for smart making
 Peter Pantsless: But that won't stop me from posting on the friendly spaceship!
Image 187651   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
747
 
 zodiacflash: YESSS
 jochenau: My life is complete.
 Niels Bohr: Rave Rambo
 Ulillillia: I read the uploader's username in Sheila Broflovski's voice.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm calling username/upload combo on this one
Image 187650   06-26-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: As Penn & Teller pointed out, it's more hygenic to literally press your bare butt directly against the butt of a random stranger than it is to shake their hand.
 Prostata: what are you worried you'll get germs on your ass? lol
 toad: Piecemeal ass-gasket.
 scribbs: @sparename Don't kink shame.
 sparename: "Bad news, you have a STD" .. "Oh dear, I must've caught it from a toilet seat, then" .. "Were you chewing the toilet seat? 'cos the STD is in your mouth!"
Image 187649   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
404
 
 WTF: Splatbob Flatpants
Image 187648   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
483
 
 piranharama: Your princess is in another change slot.
 Mad Collager: Well, it was worth a shot, since the Princess wouldn't kiss me.
 tib gubb: mlem
 Ulillillia: We pay in frogs. Leave one here.
 Warrax: Be yourself. Unless you can be a chill-ass frog, then be a chill-ass frog.
 Lemon Rage: Don't change, we love you the way you are!
 sparename: You've got some toad in the hole
Image 187647   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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