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210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

210470  ASTER: If you're willing to spend $20 on one meal you can get a burger with wagyu beef and a solid pound of bacon cheese fries. This isn't a joke, there's one by my house and I'm hungry now.

210478  wootman: Man that's a cute duck, but whenever I see ducks or bird I think, what would life be like if I had no arms? I mean they do fine but they'd to better with arms, but then again with arms they wouldnt be as cute. It's just so weird looking how they waddle from side to side, but also cute. I mean, I guess their wings are their arms, but still.

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210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210323 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Only the good die young

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.



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Score:
641
 
 Jabberwikket: This is much better. When I see those cartoons now - I'm going to imagine a kitten blasting a french horn, interrupting the last line.
 piranharama: @a robot Oh my lawd I love this comment more than I should. PRAISE BE TO CATHORN
 Shay: @Nope @a robot Too easy...
 Nope: @a robot I ALSO ENJOY CATHORN
 Peter Pantsless: Look, I've got one of those fluffy things, and I can tell you for damn sure they are NOT mutes
 a robot: I LIKE CATHORN
Image 187656   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
234
 
 Annoying Vegan : Don't treat me like potato
Image 187655   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
360
 
 Zukero: So that's what's in "How to identify wood"
 jochenau: Honey locust blooming season is one of my favorite times of year, those things smell fantastic. The seed pods are irritating, though. Fun fact: they can ferment and get deer drunk.
 WaffleIron: Not pictured is the flatulent elm of west ruislip, or Naughty leicestershire flashing oak
 kazzy94: I think this is from a scouting manual
 Annoying Vegan : @Shay Birch is the WORST
 Shay: I'm sure these are all the trees that produce pollen I'm allergic to.
 Warrax: Wood.
 Bu7Z: The larch
Image 187654   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
241
 
 Robespierre: Boogie Fever - I think it's goin' around.
 El Barto: "Hahaha! Peasants."
Image 187653   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gringos
Score:
551
 
 Warrax: The newest superfood was right there all along.
Image 187652   06-26-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
326
 
 Ihminen: Brain need food for smart making
 Peter Pantsless: But that won't stop me from posting on the friendly spaceship!
Image 187651   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
747
 
 zodiacflash: YESSS
 jochenau: My life is complete.
 Niels Bohr: Rave Rambo
 Ulillillia: I read the uploader's username in Sheila Broflovski's voice.
 Peter Pantsless: I'm calling username/upload combo on this one
Image 187650   06-26-17   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
102
 
 jazzjunkie: As Penn & Teller pointed out, it's more hygenic to literally press your bare butt directly against the butt of a random stranger than it is to shake their hand.
 Prostata: what are you worried you'll get germs on your ass? lol
 Robespierre: Piecemeal ass-gasket.
 scribbs: @sparename Don't kink shame.
 sparename: "Bad news, you have a STD" .. "Oh dear, I must've caught it from a toilet seat, then" .. "Were you chewing the toilet seat? 'cos the STD is in your mouth!"
Image 187649   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
404
 
 WTF: Splatbob Flatpants
Image 187648   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
483
 
 piranharama: Your princess is in another change slot.
 Mad Collager: Well, it was worth a shot, since the Princess wouldn't kiss me.
 tib gubb: mlem
 Ulillillia: We pay in frogs. Leave one here.
 Warrax: Be yourself. Unless you can be a chill-ass frog, then be a chill-ass frog.
 Dr Awkward: Don't change, we love you the way you are!
 sparename: You've got some toad in the hole
Image 187647   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Disclosure
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