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258006  Shay: huh huh huh, Eights, huh huh huh

257995  DrNinjaman: Two words: Fanny pack

258005  Side Boob: Rex. King of the doggos!

258006  Robespierre: Duuuuuuuuuude

258006  Side Boob: Heh, boobs.

258009  Robespierre: Thuglife wikiHow looks thuggish

258010  Robespierre: @Ihminen "Sweeeeet Caroline ... good times never felt so goooood..."

257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

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Image 187611 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Your image was bad, greg.
 WaffleIron: Spite rad!
Image 187610   06-26-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 zodiacflash: Far out, man. I went there a few times and actually got one of those postcards as a kid.
 Shay: Must be one of Miami's local pest animals.
Image 187609   06-26-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 BoiledEggs: Goon culture strikes again.........
 Ulillillia: MLP more badass than I thought.
 fanny: i really like the way roof rat sounds.
 sorghum: No Trash Pandas? What the hell kind of locality do you live in, anyway?
 a robot: Your girlfriend turned to a life of crime? How sad.
 Sadbot: I'm cool with all of these except the MLM marmots. To hell with pyramid schemes
Image 187608   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Spice. In water. More. More. More.
 pleasing: Water Bear prey won't stick to most Water Bear dentalwork.
 Derp Herpigan: [Continuing to laugh microscopically]
 Urn BooUrn: Damn it feels good to be a Water Bear.
 kinggheedra: Ive seen this picture enough times that this guy looks congenial. I'd share a plate of wings with him.
 WTF: "I and my brethren live in your eyebrows and feast on your dead skin cells!!!"
 McMuff: "I'm the 0.001% of germs your soap can't kill! Muahahaha!"
 Sadbot: Rawr, I'm a water bear
Image 187607   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 jochenau: You throw a birthday party for Stewball. It costs $6.0m.
 waynelord: I think this is the movie "Ladyhawke" btw
 fisto: Rutger Hauer, great actor.
 WTF: Is your girlfriend into medieval cosplay?
 toaster: The Falconer
 Aemuli: The really impressive part is when the falcon wields the claymore!
Image 187606   06-26-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles
 necronomicon: @Dan Tagonistic at first I thought my wardrobe was a plumb-bot, but then I was like nope, changatron!
 Peter Pantsless: "I welcome your poo with open arms."
 jochenau: I'm trying to figure out what's going on at the bottom left of the picture and failing.
 Dan Tagonistic: [Transformers noise]
 AstoriaBum: @Joseph It's not the size of the poo, it's the discomfort of having your butt and thighs spilling over the usual-sized seat. By the way, this is all conjecture on my part. It's amazing what you can bring yourself to visualize.
 DogsRGreat: @Aemuli Contrary to popular belief, humans don't need, nor do they deserve, humane treatment.
 Flirb Dampumple: @Hosebag That would be like scraping the protective layer of plaque off my chompers
 Hosebag: @Knice You mean you clean them? You can't clean it, it will lose all it's character.
 Hosebag: This is one of the toilets from the Russian carrier CutsNutsOff.
 antipatterns: the answer is never shit in public ever
 Joseph: @AstoriaBum I don't get that. Isn't their Pooh le more or less the same size as anyone else? Why would they need a wider toilet?
 Sadbot: A variable sweep toilet allows one to fly to their target very fast but then open up for a low speed bombing run.
 Aemuli: @Knice Don't worry, this is actually a very well designed buttmeat harvester. The solution in the bowl helps to self-sanitize as well. Not super humane, but all design involves trade-offs.
 White Rice: @Knice I don't think this is for an alternate to lifting the seat, but as accommodation for more...substantial users. I could be completely wrong (and I hope I am, because I question the structural stability of those floating arms under heavy strain) but there's always the potential. I do have to agree that it'd be a nightmare to clean with how it looks to be constructed.
 AstoriaBum: @Knice I think this might be designed to accommodate larger folks who overspread a regular seat.
 Knice: An impossible-to-clean toilet seat. Great. This is so stupid it's angering me. Fucknoids that don't lift the seat aren't going to open it, either. And thanks for the bonus opportunity to rip chunks of buttmeat off my ass.
Image 187605   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 Air Biscuit: "Crazy humans, why did you invent that weird toilet seat?"
 Christina: All is right, sir.
Image 187604   06-26-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Shay: If you're gonna go full on with the Batman costume, then don't half-ass the Catwoman costume, lady.
 luxbu: It's come down to this, has it? I would imagine that Stately Wayne Manor is now a 1BR apt w 1-1/12ba.
 WotGives: Val Kilmer?
 Ihminen: Batmobile now with bat-targa roof
 a robot: How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
 balloon: They are cruising to find that guy with the bat signal beard.
 raditzu: Fatman
 Christina: So, this is the new Batmobile.
Image 187603   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Shay: Zombie Leona Helmsley is coming after...YOU!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: Assembled from pieces of various dead bones
 Ulillillia: Rated NC-17
 kinggheedra: I wish all stories could have a wishbone retelling.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my needlessly sexy Halloween costume
Image 187602   06-26-17   Uploaded by    soccer
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