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209921  funny in the wall: @Knice @korrok warned us

209921  Yurishiro: Watch out the insult written smaller suggests you subconsciously feel intimidated and possibly affected by an inferiority complex, like when you tell something behind people's back instead of facing them. Try like this: FUCK YOU TRUMP YOU WILL BRING WW3 ON OUR HEADS

209929  On Spec: Its like it continues to grow more creepy from the moment you look at it

209862  dangerkeith3000: What Walking Dead episode is this from?

183720  dangerkeith3000: @bug If you didn't have indoor plumbing, you'd be grumpy too!

209927  No Penguins Allowed: These sound pretty shitty.

209575  Yurishiro: Step on my cubes!

209902  funny in the wall: @grizzly i meant fatter, wesley was a stick

209901  Not A Bot: Chapter 1: Using the U-bend Urination Technique to avoid dunking in the toilet.

209576  Yurishiro: RAD if you imagined it in sweet robot voice.

209927  kristy: Just as long as I can still *feel* that bass

209909  tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209919  Prostata: @WaffleIron satanists obviously use FreeBSD because of the daemon.

209919  tib gubb: settle down there edgelord

209199  Science: @carpwoman: I disagree - they're all great

209917  Yurishiro: FTW! For the win! Wait..

209918  deeeeeeeez: Drearplugs

209927  DogsRGreat: So something other than the pricetag can fuck you in the ass.

209877  Mr. Shine: OMG!!! Today he brought the painting I need, but today he brought the fake. He's brought the fake every time. At least ten times since I got the game.

209913  Yurishiro: What the shell??

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209909 tib gubb: @Knice it's actually as much the destination as the destination

209762 Air Biscuit: @jochenau on the internet, noone can tell if youve wiped your butt properly.

209747 Spazstatic: And 100% original content gets shut down due to being too similar to recent uploads...

209754 Science: I'd rather find $5 and not have a local sports team - they just increase public debt and exist purely to make owners more money.

209732 FireBreathingMarmot: Every BFA project ever: the idea was more appetizing than the final work.

209702 Amy Housewine: It has nothing to do with connecting to the internet. "WiFi Password" is the name of the person who wants you to solve the equation.

209779 FireBreathingMarmot: Redundant.

209843 Side Boob: How do I keep getting into these improbable situations?!

209771 Science: @Cami: They also mean less equity in your house, which means you're paying more for less.



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Image 187611 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. You have brought shame on us, greg.
Score:
113
 
 WaffleIron: Spite rad!
Image 187610   06-26-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
503
 
 zodiacflash: Far out, man. I went there a few times and actually got one of those postcards as a kid.
 Shay: Must be one of Miami's local pest animals.
Image 187609   06-26-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
Score:
474
 
 BoiledEggs: Goon culture strikes again.........
 Ulillillia: MLP more badass than I thought.
 fanny: i really like the way roof rat sounds.
 Robespierre: No Trash Pandas? What the hell kind of locality do you live in, anyway?
 a robot: Your girlfriend turned to a life of crime? How sad.
 Sadbot: I'm cool with all of these except the MLM marmots. To hell with pyramid schemes
Image 187608   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
430
 
 VoR: Spice. In water. More. More. More.
 Robespierre: Water Bear prey won't stick to most Water Bear dentalwork.
 Derp Herpigan: [Continuing to laugh microscopically]
 Urn BooUrn: Damn it feels good to be a Water Bear.
 kinggheedra: Ive seen this picture enough times that this guy looks congenial. I'd share a plate of wings with him.
 WTF: "I and my brethren live in your eyebrows and feast on your dead skin cells!!!"
 dangerkeith3000: "I'm the 0.001% of germs your soap can't kill! Muahahaha!"
 Sadbot: Rawr, I'm a water bear
 Knice: "YAAA, HAHAHAAHAH!!"
Image 187607   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
434
 
 jochenau: You throw a birthday party for Stewball. It costs $6.0m.
 Aufziehvogel: I think this is the movie "Ladyhawke" btw
 Aufziehvogel: Rutger Hauer, great actor.
 WTF: Is your girlfriend into medieval cosplay?
 dangerkeith3000: The Falconer
 Aemuli: The really impressive part is when the falcon wields the claymore!
Image 187606   06-26-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
222
 
 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles
 necronomicon: @Dan Tagonistic at first I thought my wardrobe was a plumb-bot, but then I was like nope, changatron!
 Peter Pantsless: "I welcome your poo with open arms."
 jochenau: I'm trying to figure out what's going on at the bottom left of the picture and failing.
 Dan Tagonistic: [Transformers noise]
 AstoriaBum: @Joseph It's not the size of the poo, it's the discomfort of having your butt and thighs spilling over the usual-sized seat. By the way, this is all conjecture on my part. It's amazing what you can bring yourself to visualize.
 Robespierre: @Aemuli Contrary to popular belief, humans don't need, nor do they deserve, humane treatment.
 Flirb Dampumple: @Hosebag That would be like scraping the protective layer of plaque off my chompers
 Hosebag: @Knice You mean you clean them? You can't clean it, it will lose all it's character.
 Hosebag: This is one of the toilets from the Russian carrier CutsNutsOff.
 antipatterns: the answer is never shit in public ever
 Joseph: @AstoriaBum I don't get that. Isn't their Pooh le more or less the same size as anyone else? Why would they need a wider toilet?
 Sadbot: A variable sweep toilet allows one to fly to their target very fast but then open up for a low speed bombing run.
 Aemuli: @Knice Don't worry, this is actually a very well designed buttmeat harvester. The solution in the bowl helps to self-sanitize as well. Not super humane, but all design involves trade-offs.
 White Rice: @Knice I don't think this is for an alternate to lifting the seat, but as accommodation for more...substantial users. I could be completely wrong (and I hope I am, because I question the structural stability of those floating arms under heavy strain) but there's always the potential. I do have to agree that it'd be a nightmare to clean with how it looks to be constructed.
 AstoriaBum: @Knice I think this might be designed to accommodate larger folks who overspread a regular seat.
 Knice: An impossible-to-clean toilet seat. Great. This is so stupid it's angering me. Fucknoids that don't lift the seat aren't going to open it, either. And thanks for the bonus opportunity to rip chunks of buttmeat off my ass.
Image 187605   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
Score:
380
 
 Air Biscuit: "Crazy humans, why did you invent that weird toilet seat?"
 Christina: All is right, sir.
Image 187604   06-26-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
458
 
 Shay: If you're gonna go full on with the Batman costume, then don't half-ass the Catwoman costume, lady.
 Robespierre: It's come down to this, has it? I would imagine that Stately Wayne Manor is now a 1BR apt w 1-1/12ba.
 WotGives: Val Kilmer?
 Ihminen: Batmobile now with bat-targa roof
 a robot: How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
 dangerkeith3000: They are cruising to find that guy with the bat signal beard.
 raditzu: Fatman
 Christina: So, this is the new Batmobile.
Image 187603   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
423
 
 Shay: Zombie Leona Helmsley is coming after...YOU!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: Assembled from pieces of various dead bones
 Ulillillia: Rated NC-17
 kinggheedra: I wish all stories could have a wishbone retelling.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my needlessly sexy Halloween costume
Image 187602   06-26-17   Uploaded by    soccer
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