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238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

238212  SpaceCow: I see your mom also puts little notes in your lunches.

238199  glenalec: @dangerkeith3000 - vibrations through the suit, so the speaker-direction wouldn't matter.

238231  SpaceCow: For when the Potters order from Amazon.

238232  SpaceCow: He's been trapped in that can for far too long. Someone get him a drain.

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238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238181 Zukero: @White Rice I guess he must have accidentally chopped his website, then chopped his hosting problems.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

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Image 187611 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Your image was bad, greg.
 WaffleIron: Spite rad!
Image 187610   06-26-17   Uploaded by    dirtstick
 zodiacflash: Far out, man. I went there a few times and actually got one of those postcards as a kid.
 Shay: Must be one of Miami's local pest animals.
Image 187609   06-26-17   Uploaded by    wolfpupy
 BoiledEggs: Goon culture strikes again.........
 Ulillillia: MLP more badass than I thought.
 fanny: i really like the way roof rat sounds.
 Robespierre: No Trash Pandas? What the hell kind of locality do you live in, anyway?
 a robot: Your girlfriend turned to a life of crime? How sad.
 Sadbot: I'm cool with all of these except the MLM marmots. To hell with pyramid schemes
Image 187608   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 VoR: Spice. In water. More. More. More.
 Robespierre: Water Bear prey won't stick to most Water Bear dentalwork.
 Derp Herpigan: [Continuing to laugh microscopically]
 Urn BooUrn: Damn it feels good to be a Water Bear.
 kinggheedra: Ive seen this picture enough times that this guy looks congenial. I'd share a plate of wings with him.
 WTF: "I and my brethren live in your eyebrows and feast on your dead skin cells!!!"
 dangerkeith3000: "I'm the 0.001% of germs your soap can't kill! Muahahaha!"
 Sadbot: Rawr, I'm a water bear
Image 187607   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 jochenau: You throw a birthday party for Stewball. It costs $6.0m.
 waynelord: I think this is the movie "Ladyhawke" btw
 fisto: Rutger Hauer, great actor.
 WTF: Is your girlfriend into medieval cosplay?
 dangerkeith3000: The Falconer
 Aemuli: The really impressive part is when the falcon wields the claymore!
Image 187606   06-26-17   Uploaded by    drilldo
 jazzjunkie: I imagine these as pincers, clacking open and closed like mantis mandibles
 necronomicon: @Dan Tagonistic at first I thought my wardrobe was a plumb-bot, but then I was like nope, changatron!
 Peter Pantsless: "I welcome your poo with open arms."
 jochenau: I'm trying to figure out what's going on at the bottom left of the picture and failing.
 Dan Tagonistic: [Transformers noise]
 AstoriaBum: @Joseph It's not the size of the poo, it's the discomfort of having your butt and thighs spilling over the usual-sized seat. By the way, this is all conjecture on my part. It's amazing what you can bring yourself to visualize.
 Robespierre: @Aemuli Contrary to popular belief, humans don't need, nor do they deserve, humane treatment.
 Flirb Dampumple: @Hosebag That would be like scraping the protective layer of plaque off my chompers
 Hosebag: @Knice You mean you clean them? You can't clean it, it will lose all it's character.
 Hosebag: This is one of the toilets from the Russian carrier CutsNutsOff.
 antipatterns: the answer is never shit in public ever
 Joseph: @AstoriaBum I don't get that. Isn't their Pooh le more or less the same size as anyone else? Why would they need a wider toilet?
 Sadbot: A variable sweep toilet allows one to fly to their target very fast but then open up for a low speed bombing run.
 Aemuli: @Knice Don't worry, this is actually a very well designed buttmeat harvester. The solution in the bowl helps to self-sanitize as well. Not super humane, but all design involves trade-offs.
 White Rice: @Knice I don't think this is for an alternate to lifting the seat, but as accommodation for more...substantial users. I could be completely wrong (and I hope I am, because I question the structural stability of those floating arms under heavy strain) but there's always the potential. I do have to agree that it'd be a nightmare to clean with how it looks to be constructed.
 AstoriaBum: @Knice I think this might be designed to accommodate larger folks who overspread a regular seat.
 Knice: An impossible-to-clean toilet seat. Great. This is so stupid it's angering me. Fucknoids that don't lift the seat aren't going to open it, either. And thanks for the bonus opportunity to rip chunks of buttmeat off my ass.
Image 187605   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Wort Mumpus
 Air Biscuit: "Crazy humans, why did you invent that weird toilet seat?"
 Christina: All is right, sir.
Image 187604   06-26-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Shay: If you're gonna go full on with the Batman costume, then don't half-ass the Catwoman costume, lady.
 Robespierre: It's come down to this, has it? I would imagine that Stately Wayne Manor is now a 1BR apt w 1-1/12ba.
 WotGives: Val Kilmer?
 Ihminen: Batmobile now with bat-targa roof
 a robot: How come Batman doesn't dance anymore?
 dangerkeith3000: They are cruising to find that guy with the bat signal beard.
 raditzu: Fatman
 Christina: So, this is the new Batmobile.
Image 187603   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 Shay: Zombie Leona Helmsley is coming after...YOU!!!!!
 DrinkMixMan: Assembled from pieces of various dead bones
 Ulillillia: Rated NC-17
 kinggheedra: I wish all stories could have a wishbone retelling.
 Peter Pantsless: That's the name of my needlessly sexy Halloween costume
Image 187602   06-26-17   Uploaded by    soccer
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