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238848  Yurishiro: [old fashioned beep-boop-beep! noises]

238817  Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.

238845  bug: You have to hum the superman theme song when you use it.

238816  Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!

238835  Yurishiro: Doggone!

238836  Yurishiro: What? This was for real?!

238838  Yurishiro: Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!

238839  Yurishiro: LMAO DEWD UR 2 FNY JK LOL

238848  Christina: R2-D2's grampa.

238824  Mr. Shine: @savvoy too much food in the picture, though?

238841  Yurishiro: "Hi I'm Ms. Big Fluffy Paws and how are you today?"

238831  Mr. Shine: This is pretty Metal!

238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

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238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238670 El hefe: Shake your phone

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238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

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 piranharama: Can do get a refund for this one too?
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 If she had a tiny accordion that would be proof that thats what the photographer was going for :-)
 dangerous dave: Zoe Deschenel's next movie looks like a lot of fun.
 Micro Jackson: White and nerdy
 dangerkeith3000: Very cute. Kind of has a Weird Al vibe going with the hair, glasses, and colorful shirt.
Image 187589   06-26-17   Uploaded by    courtney
 piranharama: Park by feel
 necronomicon: The 90s called, they want their.... yea whatever!
 Micro Jackson: Stole my damn license plate!
Image 187588   06-26-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
 piranharama: Oh no! The gays have opened up a rift! Their armies are ready to invade our world! Or specifically conservative America
 WaffleIron: A portal to Canada opens. More traffic comes pouring out.
Image 187587   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
 copunter: and such small portions!
 Aemuli: In other words: the police are high as fuck and in a bad trip in this park, so better enjoy your picnic somewhere else.
 sparename: So can I get a discount?
Image 187586   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I remember that! It was my first R rated movie my dad took my to (I was about 11) and I couldn't believe I got to see boobs in the movies. I thought they were real looking at the time lol.
 Warrax: Really need to boresight those boob lasers.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I recently realised something about Total Recall (1990). When Benny the cabbie meets Mary the three-breasted prostitute he says he wishes he had three hands. Later he takes off his prosthetic left hand to reveal he has a mutant hand underneath, meaning that he does in fact have three hands.
 sparename: I thought that the Predator had upgraded to green lasers
 Joseph: When they point a laser or light at the sky outside a club or party, we call it a "proleten magneet".
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless But I only have two hands!
 Peter Pantsless: Laser Tits III: 3 is Better than 2
 WaffleIron: I don't remember this TNG episode.
Image 187585   06-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, sitting uncomfortably off-center in chair.
 Amy Housewine: In a rare treat for the archaelogy class, they got a chance to see an ancient Egyptian wangchair up close.
 a robot: I don't know what language is written on the boards behind her, but I guess it's comforting to know that drawing shitty-looking penises on random surfaces is a universal human hobby.
 Scoo: For settin' yer dickbutt down on
 dangerkeith3000: I"m gonna rad just for the comments lol
 Off Topic: What's the matter? It's just a triangle holding pom poms.
 zupobaloop: Just a handy dandy guide to make sure your penis is facing the correct direction when you sit down.
 hajjpodge: Nothing wrong with sitting on a dick when you want to. Jeez.
Image 187584   06-26-17   Uploaded by    night shift
 Amy Housewine: Black mould can spread to you face. DO NOT LICK THE WINDOWS TO GET THEM CLEAN.
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 hajjpodge: I really hope this was just a one day thing for the guy doing this. Like for a convention or something equally as lame as this mustache.
Image 187583   06-26-17   Uploaded by    waffles
 mrwiffler: Unless you live in Queensland Australia.
 Beef Supreme: The police used to hate it when I'd post those around town.
 zupobaloop: @Hyphae I'm sure there's some truth to that.
 Mr Shifty: @Zampano They can fuck you far more effectively.
 Hyphae: @zupobaloop I think that's probably more a direct relation of being white and acting so messed up that you get stopped, and thus are that much more deserving of detainment...
 fanny: i'm glad ants will know what to do when they get stopped by the police!
 bug: How to deal with police: Step 1: Get shot.
 zupobaloop: @hajjpodge No, if you're white you don't need to worry about being stopped. Per incidence, a white suspect is about 3x as likely to be brutalized or shot. They're just far less likely to be stopped in the first place.
 hajjpodge: If you're white you don't have to worry about this nearly as much than if you aren't. All cops are bastards.
 Zampano: Fuck the police
Image 187582   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 piranharama: @Christina And I think I know which road they'll be taking #187571
 Hosebag: Time to move.
 Christina: They're going to a convention.
 dangerkeith3000: A caravan of hoopties.
 Robespierre: Donk Stable.
 NoRagrets: A house of hotwheels
Image 187581   06-26-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
 nclaw: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Or go make a salad. I'm a sign not a cop.
 bug: You have been warned. For more information, read again.
 Dr Awkward: What should I caution the tomatoes about?
 Scoo: They're Killer, and they Attack
Image 187580   06-26-17   Uploaded by    petunias
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