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221684  trelyate: RIP, Florida Man.

221689  sparename: Was going to ask what this would be in Teraquads aboard Voyager but Urban Dic tells me:- "Teraquad a synonym for 4 Terabytes commonly used by uneducated people who watch the show "Star Trek" far too often. Commonly used by people named James."

221693  boozer: Am I the only one that thinks that they should keep the chemical cleaning sponge and dish cleaning sponge further apart?

221673  Dan Tagonistic: I think I had this

221693  inthrees: *This bear will get really anal if you act like a child and don't wash your dish.*

221684  Minnesotan: nailed it

221674  karmakat: WHO turned off the light?

221677  karmakat: I am SO HUNGRY I WILL EAT THIS TABLE!

221683  ThoughtlessGentleman: its that trustworthy magical rhinoceros ive been hearing about!!!

221679  karmakat: who farted?

221680  karmakat: aw, so tiny.

221682  karmakat: to avoid spillage huh?

221690  yawgmoth: Straight to the brain

221615  Felicity: Alcohol Improv

221622  Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad

221684  Theta Zero: "What are you gonna do, eat me?"

221624  Felicity: Weng Weng, in disguise, going undercover

221690  communist: i'm totally craving skulldrinking a beer right now.

221643  Felicity: Nice copperplate lettering at least

221645  Felicity: Mirror [hits Enter key]

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221576 Mr. Shine: @Colty Brumb Do they count the time spent unwrapping the little b@st@rds?

221622 Felicity: @No Ragrets @Uncle Phil I hate those new headlights that are as bright on the normal setting as high-beams, so then you flash your high-beams at the person, and then they turn on their high-beams and its twice as bad



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Score:
776
 
 piranharama: Can do get a refund for this one too?
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 If she had a tiny accordion that would be proof that thats what the photographer was going for :-)
 dangerous dave: Zoe Deschenel's next movie looks like a lot of fun.
 Micro Jackson: White and nerdy
 dangerkeith3000: Very cute. Kind of has a Weird Al vibe going with the hair, glasses, and colorful shirt.
Image 187589   06-26-17   Uploaded by    courtney
Score:
250
 
 piranharama: Park by feel
 necronomicon: The 90s called, they want their.... yea whatever!
 Micro Jackson: Stole my damn license plate!
Image 187588   06-26-17   Uploaded by    fridaynight
Score:
181
 
 piranharama: Oh no! The gays have opened up a rift! Their armies are ready to invade our world! Or specifically conservative America
 WaffleIron: A portal to Canada opens. More traffic comes pouring out.
Image 187587   06-26-17   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
584
 
 copunter: and such small portions!
 Aemuli: In other words: the police are high as fuck and in a bad trip in this park, so better enjoy your picnic somewhere else.
 sparename: So can I get a discount?
Image 187586   06-26-17   Uploaded by    hosehorse
Score:
258
 
 dangerkeith3000: @Felicity I remember that! It was my first R rated movie my dad took my to (I was about 11) and I couldn't believe I got to see boobs in the movies. I thought they were real looking at the time lol.
 Warrax: Really need to boresight those boob lasers.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 I recently realised something about Total Recall (1990). When Benny the cabbie meets Mary the three-breasted prostitute he says he wishes he had three hands. Later he takes off his prosthetic left hand to reveal he has a mutant hand underneath, meaning that he does in fact have three hands.
 sparename: I thought that the Predator had upgraded to green lasers
 Joseph: When they point a laser or light at the sky outside a club or party, we call it a "proleten magneet".
 dangerkeith3000: @Peter Pantsless But I only have two hands!
 Peter Pantsless: Laser Tits III: 3 is Better than 2
 WaffleIron: I don't remember this TNG episode.
Image 187585   06-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
494
 
 Warrax: Instructions unclear, sitting uncomfortably off-center in chair.
 Amy Housewine: In a rare treat for the archaelogy class, they got a chance to see an ancient Egyptian wangchair up close.
 a robot: I don't know what language is written on the boards behind her, but I guess it's comforting to know that drawing shitty-looking penises on random surfaces is a universal human hobby.
 Scoo: For settin' yer dickbutt down on
 dangerkeith3000: I"m gonna rad just for the comments lol
 Off Topic: What's the matter? It's just a triangle holding pom poms.
 zupobaloop: Just a handy dandy guide to make sure your penis is facing the correct direction when you sit down.
 hajjpodge: Nothing wrong with sitting on a dick when you want to. Jeez.
Image 187584   06-26-17   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
153
 
 Amy Housewine: Black mould can spread to you face. DO NOT LICK THE WINDOWS TO GET THEM CLEAN.
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 dangerkeith3000: His s/o could REALLY be into Batman...
 hajjpodge: I really hope this was just a one day thing for the guy doing this. Like for a convention or something equally as lame as this mustache.
Image 187583   06-26-17   Uploaded by    waffles
Score:
429
 
 mrwiffler: Unless you live in Queensland Australia.
 Beef Supreme: The police used to hate it when I'd post those around town.
 zupobaloop: @Hyphae I'm sure there's some truth to that.
 Mr Shifty: @Zampano They can fuck you far more effectively.
 Hyphae: @zupobaloop I think that's probably more a direct relation of being white and acting so messed up that you get stopped, and thus are that much more deserving of detainment...
 fanny: i'm glad ants will know what to do when they get stopped by the police!
 bug: How to deal with police: Step 1: Get shot.
 zupobaloop: @hajjpodge No, if you're white you don't need to worry about being stopped. Per incidence, a white suspect is about 3x as likely to be brutalized or shot. They're just far less likely to be stopped in the first place.
 hajjpodge: If you're white you don't have to worry about this nearly as much than if you aren't. All cops are bastards.
 Zampano: Fuck the police
Image 187582   06-26-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
331
 
 piranharama: @Christina And I think I know which road they'll be taking #187571
 Hosebag: Time to move.
 Christina: They're going to a convention.
 dangerkeith3000: A caravan of hoopties.
 Robespierre: Donk Stable.
 NoRagrets: A house of hotwheels
Image 187581   06-26-17   Uploaded by    RogueLeader
Score:
729
 
 nclaw: friendlyspaceship.jpg @Mr. Butt
 Mr. Butt: Or go make a salad. I'm a sign not a cop.
 bug: You have been warned. For more information, read again.
 Dr Awkward: What should I caution the tomatoes about?
 Scoo: They're Killer, and they Attack
Image 187580   06-26-17   Uploaded by    petunias
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