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258376  VeeKay: Would you like to come to dinner?

258383  VeeKay: Stupid sexy young people with their developed muscles, flexible ligaments and working skeletal structures.

258368  skillet: Throw pillows. Always throw pillows.

258392  Peter Pantsless: @Greifer Is this you?

258386  FabricMan: Minnie was fed to the rancor

258103  UnknownSample: @Jaunty Shrimp funny thing is, he's more of a thigh man. Okay.. not funny per say.. but.. bemusing?

258392  Greifer: He gets it

258369  Greifer: cheesus clean your fingernails already

258385  Not A Bot: a rabbit looks at a mirror, unable to comprehend that it's looking at itself. sad.

258389  Warrax: @Volwen ...yes.

258353  Greifer: prayin... spare me vesuvius!

257429  Mr Bleak: They are both enjoying the view.

257434  Mr Bleak: @sparename Blood does not appear to have worked however. Perhaps if you try someone elses, and in a larger quantity?

258375  Mr. Shine: *tiny hiss*

258376  Mr. Shine: Toasted buns.

257436  Mr Bleak: Meh. I'm used to it now.

258378  Mr. Shine: Carpooling.

258379  Mr. Shine: Hooray for rescued animals! A pox on those who abuse them!

258380  Mr. Shine: Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Babylline.

258383  Mr. Shine: She walks that way to confuse her pursuers!

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258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Mr. Shine: Carpooling.



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Score:
292
 
 Mr Shifty: Who won? 9gag?
 VoR: @Shay well played
 Shay: The true record holder for the largest collection of trolls is the Internet of course.
 VoR: Is that really the record? Seems low.
Image 187347   06-25-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
571
 
 Science: @Robespierre: There's nothing so odd about that.
 McMuff: @Shay Are all of your suspects called Eric?
 Shay: @sparename Oh wait, I've seen it before, it's the one where Eric is brought into a room to wait when everyone pretty much dies and butler suspects him until the butler dies as well.
 burritos: Living a life of danger as a private eye's secretary.
 Shay: @sparename Interesting, as an avid Monty Python fan, I'm not familiar with that sketch, gotta check it out.
 Ihminen: I call her Stabhanie
 sparename: Ah, Monty Python 'The Accidents Sketch' springs to mind
 VoR: For urgent letter opening
Image 187346   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
268
 
 A duck: RIP, horizontal box computers. We miss you
 Dr Awkward: @trelyate alone?
 chelseachels: Which became obsolete first - the person or their computer?
 Mad Collager: Damnit! Now I can't reach the keys!
 trelyate: he died the way he lived
 Dr. Bathroom: Kids use this tombstone to look at porn at night.
 Mr. Whiskers: I hate when my computer dies
Image 187345   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
337
 
 divad: I f3 butt drugs
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Horatio: Love is like a butt drug
 Mad Collager: I suppos so.
 Mr. Whiskers: @VoR They do if you're brave enough
 E. HONDA: ba ba ba ba ba butt druuuuugs
 VoR: Butt drugs dont go in the heart.
Image 187344   06-25-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
538
 
 Gonzo: @Shay He even made fun of it on a TV broadcast, when he kissed Noel Redding on the cheek after singing that line.
 ignatz: My ears are alight..
 Amy Housewine: @Shay Everybody, ever, does that.
 Shay: When I first heard Purple Haze as a kid, I thought Jimi sang "'scuze me while I kiss this guy."
Image 187343   06-25-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
393
 
 dangerous dave: That's DVD Decrypter, or perhaps IMGBurn -- and there are about a thousand of those little messages inside. Like a cross between fortune cookies and prison morse.
 VoR: But typing is okay.
Image 187342   06-25-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
462
 
 Mad Collager: @Horatio No need for that, the joke about the cats is much cleverer.
 Prostata: thats... lolz
 Ulillillia: They look perturbed that they're hovering in a dark void.
 Mr Shifty: Heh.
 Horatio: @Mad Collager I keep trying to like your joke more.
 Horatio: Counting and cats are my two favorite joke materials.
 Mad Collager: I proudly claim this as my newest favorite joke.
 WotGives: I admit without shame that is one of my favourite jokes.
 Mad Collager: I once made a thank-you card that had a number 5 made of 5 Qs. Inside, it said Cinq-Q!
Image 187341   06-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
151
 
 toad: @WTF Looks like Pissed-Off Trump from the White House to me.
 I Hate The Beatles: @WTF Looks like Pissed-Off Trump from the White House to me.
 Mad Collager: @WTF This portrait is sure to be a hit.
 WTF: Derpy Moe from the Three Stooges?
 jochenau: HOUSEMASTER DID YOU EAT YOUR CHUNKY NOODLE SOUP
 Ihminen: What's that? Ralph Bluetawn?
Image 187340   06-25-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
461
 
 Ulillillia: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Ulillillia: Big pupper.
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Christina: Is your boyfriend a wolf?
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 skillet: "What a friendly...AHHH, MY FACE!!!"
 dangerous dave: "Your face tastes just like chicken."
 WTF: Once he tasted her Dr Pepper Lip Smacker lip gloss she was in as a member of the pack.
 Side Boob: BOOP
Image 187339   06-25-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
314
 
 Rat-Butt: Japanese Navy Seals
 redmonkey3: @Red - Furry joke! YAY!
 El hefe: Delocated: Asia
 Red: the most exotic fursona
Image 187338   06-25-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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