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268905  VoR: @dangerkeith3000 4 points confirms it's not

268911  VoR: In water. More. More. More.

268914  VoR: Best offer takes it is the best offer I've had.

268938  WTF: Babby bin

268917  VoR: It's a rod . Not a club.

268925  VoR: She has a nice smile

268950  ITS TAPE: Who lives on an island called A-a-amity?!?

268934  Mr. Butt: I love Jimmy Eat World!

268937  Mr. Butt: I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

268931  VoR: Oh nice pearls

268933  VoR: And his hat is glued on?

268922  FabricMan: "I have done something horrible" means "I cheated on you"

268937  VoR: Take your bobble heads out the box and let them bobble!

268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

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268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268578 Shay: Knife party!

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad



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Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)


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 6. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1543 points
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Score:
292
 
 Mr Shifty: Who won? 9gag?
 VoR: @Shay well played
 Shay: The true record holder for the largest collection of trolls is the Internet of course.
 VoR: Is that really the record? Seems low.
Image 187347   06-25-17   Uploaded by    tehghost
Score:
571
 
 Science: @Robespierre: There's nothing so odd about that.
 McMuff: @Shay Are all of your suspects called Eric?
 Shay: @sparename Oh wait, I've seen it before, it's the one where Eric is brought into a room to wait when everyone pretty much dies and butler suspects him until the butler dies as well.
 burritos: Living a life of danger as a private eye's secretary.
 Shay: @sparename Interesting, as an avid Monty Python fan, I'm not familiar with that sketch, gotta check it out.
 Ihminen: I call her Stabhanie
 sparename: Ah, Monty Python 'The Accidents Sketch' springs to mind
 VoR: For urgent letter opening
Image 187346   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Weedheart
Score:
268
 
 A duck: RIP, horizontal box computers. We miss you
 Natch: @trelyate alone?
 chelseachels: Which became obsolete first - the person or their computer?
 Mad Collager: Damnit! Now I can't reach the keys!
 trelyate: he died the way he lived
 Dr. Bathroom: Kids use this tombstone to look at porn at night.
 Mr. Whiskers: I hate when my computer dies
Image 187345   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Slickbrew
Score:
337
 
 divad: I f3 butt drugs
 a robot: youtu.be/…
 Horatio: Love is like a butt drug
 Mad Collager: I suppos so.
 Mr. Whiskers: @VoR They do if you're brave enough
 E. HONDA: ba ba ba ba ba butt druuuuugs
 VoR: Butt drugs dont go in the heart.
Image 187344   06-25-17   Uploaded by    trepanation
Score:
538
 
 Gonzo: @Shay He even made fun of it on a TV broadcast, when he kissed Noel Redding on the cheek after singing that line.
 Mr. Pepper: My ears are alight..
 Amy Housewine: @Shay Everybody, ever, does that.
 Shay: When I first heard Purple Haze as a kid, I thought Jimi sang "'scuze me while I kiss this guy."
Image 187343   06-25-17   Uploaded by    cybeq
Score:
393
 
 dangerous dave: That's DVD Decrypter, or perhaps IMGBurn -- and there are about a thousand of those little messages inside. Like a cross between fortune cookies and prison morse.
 VoR: But typing is okay.
Image 187342   06-25-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
462
 
 Mad Collager: @Horatio No need for that, the joke about the cats is much cleverer.
 Prostata: thats... lolz
 Ulillillia: They look perturbed that they're hovering in a dark void.
 Mr Shifty: Heh.
 Horatio: @Mad Collager I keep trying to like your joke more.
 Horatio: Counting and cats are my two favorite joke materials.
 Mad Collager: I proudly claim this as my newest favorite joke.
 WotGives: I admit without shame that is one of my favourite jokes.
 Mad Collager: I once made a thank-you card that had a number 5 made of 5 Qs. Inside, it said Cinq-Q!
Image 187341   06-25-17   Uploaded by    booger
Score:
151
 
 toad: @WTF Looks like Pissed-Off Trump from the White House to me.
 I Hate The Beatles: @WTF Looks like Pissed-Off Trump from the White House to me.
 Mad Collager: @WTF This portrait is sure to be a hit.
 WTF: Derpy Moe from the Three Stooges?
 jochenau: HOUSEMASTER DID YOU EAT YOUR CHUNKY NOODLE SOUP
 Ihminen: What's that? Ralph Bluetawn?
Image 187340   06-25-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
461
 
 Ulillillia: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Ulillillia: Big pupper.
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 Christina: Is your boyfriend a wolf?
 Rat-Butt: Sorry, I love Grey Wolves, but this really can only end badly...and then the wolf will killed. I say kill the human first as to protect the wolf...will anyone please think of the children!
 skillet: "What a friendly...AHHH, MY FACE!!!"
 dangerous dave: "Your face tastes just like chicken."
 WTF: Once he tasted her Dr Pepper Lip Smacker lip gloss she was in as a member of the pack.
 Side Boob: BOOP
Image 187339   06-25-17   Uploaded by    confession
Score:
314
 
 Rat-Butt: Japanese Navy Seals
 redmonkey3: @Red - Furry joke! YAY!
 El hefe: Delocated: Asia
 Red: the most exotic fursona
Image 187338   06-25-17   Uploaded by    kayjay
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