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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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2. Mad Collager
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7. Side Boob
8. WTF
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10. FireBreathingMarmot



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253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake



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Gringos uploaded 253843 (820 points)
trucker uploaded 253886 (809 points)
bookcase uploaded 254003 (808 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 253679 (804 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 253785 (803 points)
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 2. Side Boob: 5639 points
 3. Laree: 5035 points
 4. Scoo: 4206 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 2970 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
10. Micro Jackson: 1838 points
11. Warrax: 1775 points
12. E. HONDA: 1733 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1653 points
14. Soviette: 1620 points
15. gulpeg: 1612 points
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Score:
371
 
 Scoo: I need to find an angle
 E. HONDA: In a world where the demand for labor exceeds the number of available workers
 FabricMan: @Bolt Vanderhuge #187325
 Bolt Vanderhuge: its hard to find an angle if you haven't completed Geometry. QED.
 Amy Housewine: This is what happens if you snort three marijuanas.
 Horatio: And that's how I became a billionare.
 jochenau: What are you smoking, exactly? You look old enough to have graduated about 15 years ago.
Image 187327   06-25-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
318
 
 Gomi Day: wasn't expecting random boyd rice on the friendly spaceship!
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 copunter: Tuna and the Rock Cats!
 ASTER: I have a similar hairline and I super don't understand the inclination to slick back one's hair in that situation.
 SS Keith: Rad for cats and for slicked-back hair
 Warrax: This will not end well for them, that manager is shady as fuck.
Image 187326   06-25-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
451
 
 Zampano: I always get homework help from xhamster, but that's just me
 dangerous dave: IDGI, I don't think: Did the OP intend something sexual?
 divad: Why the f in taylor
 piranharama: "...and don't forget to cup the balls."
 gorilla: All knowledge is contained in porn
Image 187325   06-25-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
286
 
 Ulillillia: You look marvelous!
 Warrax: Thanks. I'm sure you're a fine specimen of whatever the hell you are, too.
Image 187324   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
464
 
 a robot: Thanks for noticing me, cow.
 adeadcrab: I used to buy her syrup
 Amy Housewine: This cow recalls all those things you did.
 dobbiesdoogs: how, now?
Image 187323   06-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
686
 
 Science: @Cami: Trust me - training my first pup after 15 years reminds me of what a pain in the ass it is.
 Christina: Hi, pupper!
 a robot: @Cami I have a cranky cat and a teeny tiny apartment but somehow I still need this puppo
 Cami: Thanks a lot friendly spaceship...now I want a puppy.
Image 187322   06-25-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
114
 
 Butcherboy: I remember getting one of these on my 18th birthday. That and my selective service card arrived the same day
 Dr Awkward: "It's time to end it... your stubble, that is!"
Image 187321   06-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
500
 
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Christina: What is worse? A dog with human chompers or a human with dog chompers?
 sandwiches: Household game camera captures some weird scenes.
 SgtScaredFrog: Phteven, stop blocking the thcreen
 Amy Housewine: Good heaventh!
Image 187320   06-25-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
186
 
 livelovebarf: To quote Heckle of Heckle & Jeckyl, "We're cartoon characters - we can do anything we want!"
 Horatio: @apoxia eyelashes. That'said really all a cartoon needs, they live in a simpler world.
 apoxia: @Felicity Did she have eyelashes added or a ribbon on her head?
 DOW: @Horatio Yeah! :-)
 Horatio: @Felicity good for her.
 Tacorleone: The sexy green M&M, pre-op
 Amy Housewine: They congratulated themselves for finding another brown M&M to force into the brandy glass. Ozzy may yet play tonight.
 Quackzy: He's pointing at his watch but looking at the other wrist.... what the heck....
 a robot: @Ulillillia Yes.
 Ulillillia: Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Image 187319   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
308
 
 Rat-Butt: Hmmm, yeah, baby...you've been a naughty stack of paper...
 Theimposter: For really weak mental patients.
 saluted: I thought slavery was outlawed in many places over 150 years ago.
 Beef Supreme: I had a co-worker label a staple remover, a stapler, and a pair of tongs. The pair of tongs he labeled "stapler remover".
 Warrax: You know what the fuck you did, paper.
Image 187318   06-25-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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