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263380  Scoo: The catch: you have to watch them all the way from beginning to end

263377  Minnesotan: they can take everything in our apartment, but never our ability to play checkers on smartphones!

263376  Not A Bot: Top is some kinda skink and the bottom is...a bearded dragon?

263343  Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries

263346  Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263354  Robespierre: This cone porn is weird

263379  Knice: Friended in the friendist by my own gay friendist!

263362  Robespierre: And so it begins again...

263380  Knice: Good ol' Johnny Fappleseed.

263368  Robespierre: They're not called Saturn Peaches anymore?

263383  Knice: evry tiem

263373  Robespierre: Ride, ride, ride, hitchin' a ride...

263375  Robespierre: After college I went to try out for a defensive back position. Halfway through day 2 Red Miller pulled me aside and said "You're pretty quick for a white guy - unfortunately, that puts you somewhere around number 24 on my depth chart."

263373  tib gubb: off to a better life

263334  Robespierre: @Side Boob EVERY English dictionary disagrees, some more respectfully than others.

263357  square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263372  Teechur: @Annoying Vegan And they would reciprocate in kind.

263343  Korrok: Korrok approves.

263373  Scoo: Trash Panda

263382  dobbiesdoogs: jon gets his first erection

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263335 tib gubb: if it's green in the middle, it's probably unsafee

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 tib gubb: i've definitely felt some self reproach after sleeping with some of the people that i have

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263357 square44: thanks, management. Thanagement.

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley



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Mr. Butt uploaded 263050 (724 points)
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Religion X uploaded 263273 (721 points)
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 6. piratepom: 1839 points
 7. Scoo: 1552 points
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10. Side Boob: 1394 points
11. Murm Gungus: 1384 points
12. HenryVIII: 1376 points
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14. Mexico: 1335 points
15. Vladimir Puta: 1332 points
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Score:
371
 
 Scoo: I need to find an angle
 E. HONDA: In a world where the demand for labor exceeds the number of available workers
 FabricMan: @Bolt Vanderhuge #187325
 Bolt Vanderhuge: its hard to find an angle if you haven't completed Geometry. QED.
 Amy Housewine: This is what happens if you snort three marijuanas.
 Horatio: And that's how I became a billionare.
 jochenau: What are you smoking, exactly? You look old enough to have graduated about 15 years ago.
Image 187327   06-25-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
318
 
 Gomi Day: wasn't expecting random boyd rice on the friendly spaceship!
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 copunter: Tuna and the Rock Cats!
 ASTER: I have a similar hairline and I super don't understand the inclination to slick back one's hair in that situation.
 SS Keith: Rad for cats and for slicked-back hair
 Warrax: This will not end well for them, that manager is shady as fuck.
Image 187326   06-25-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
451
 
 Zampano: I always get homework help from xhamster, but that's just me
 dangerous dave: IDGI, I don't think: Did the OP intend something sexual?
 divad: Why the f in taylor
 piranharama: "...and don't forget to cup the balls."
 gorilla: All knowledge is contained in porn
Image 187325   06-25-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
286
 
 Ulillillia: You look marvelous!
 Warrax: Thanks. I'm sure you're a fine specimen of whatever the hell you are, too.
Image 187324   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
464
 
 a robot: Thanks for noticing me, cow.
 adeadcrab: I used to buy her syrup
 Amy Housewine: This cow recalls all those things you did.
 dobbiesdoogs: how, now?
Image 187323   06-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
686
 
 Science: @Cami: Trust me - training my first pup after 15 years reminds me of what a pain in the ass it is.
 Christina: Hi, pupper!
 a robot: @Cami I have a cranky cat and a teeny tiny apartment but somehow I still need this puppo
 Cami: Thanks a lot friendly spaceship...now I want a puppy.
Image 187322   06-25-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
114
 
 Butcherboy: I remember getting one of these on my 18th birthday. That and my selective service card arrived the same day
 georgerino: "It's time to end it... your stubble, that is!"
Image 187321   06-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
500
 
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Christina: What is worse? A dog with human chompers or a human with dog chompers?
 sandwiches: Household game camera captures some weird scenes.
 SgtScaredFrog: Phteven, stop blocking the thcreen
 Amy Housewine: Good heaventh!
Image 187320   06-25-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
186
 
 livelovebarf: To quote Heckle of Heckle & Jeckyl, "We're cartoon characters - we can do anything we want!"
 Horatio: @apoxia eyelashes. That'said really all a cartoon needs, they live in a simpler world.
 apoxia: @Felicity Did she have eyelashes added or a ribbon on her head?
 DOW: @Horatio Yeah! :-)
 Horatio: @Felicity good for her.
 Tacorleone: The sexy green M&M, pre-op
 Amy Housewine: They congratulated themselves for finding another brown M&M to force into the brandy glass. Ozzy may yet play tonight.
 Quackzy: He's pointing at his watch but looking at the other wrist.... what the heck....
 a robot: @Ulillillia Yes.
 Ulillillia: Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Image 187319   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
308
 
 Rat-Butt: Hmmm, yeah, baby...you've been a naughty stack of paper...
 Theimposter: For really weak mental patients.
 saluted: I thought slavery was outlawed in many places over 150 years ago.
 Beef Supreme: I had a co-worker label a staple remover, a stapler, and a pair of tongs. The pair of tongs he labeled "stapler remover".
 Warrax: You know what the fuck you did, paper.
Image 187318   06-25-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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