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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
371
 
 Scoo: I need to find an angle
 E. HONDA: In a world where the demand for labor exceeds the number of available workers
 FabricMan: @Bolt Vanderhuge #187325
 Bolt Vanderhuge: its hard to find an angle if you haven't completed Geometry. QED.
 Amy Housewine: This is what happens if you snort three marijuanas.
 Horatio: And that's how I became a billionare.
 jochenau: What are you smoking, exactly? You look old enough to have graduated about 15 years ago.
Image 187327   06-25-17   Uploaded by    skunkrocker
Score:
318
 
 Gomi Day: wasn't expecting random boyd rice on the friendly spaceship!
 Ulillillia: We miss you, hissed the Rock Cats
 copunter: Tuna and the Rock Cats!
 ASTER: I have a similar hairline and I super don't understand the inclination to slick back one's hair in that situation.
 Felicity: Rad for cats and for slicked-back hair
 Warrax: This will not end well for them, that manager is shady as fuck.
Image 187326   06-25-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
451
 
 Zampano: I always get homework help from xhamster, but that's just me
 dangerous dave: IDGI, I don't think: Did the OP intend something sexual?
 divad: Why the f in taylor
 piranharama: "...and don't forget to cup the balls."
 Felicity: All knowledge is contained in porn
Image 187325   06-25-17   Uploaded by    forkbear
Score:
286
 
 Ulillillia: You look marvelous!
 Warrax: Thanks. I'm sure you're a fine specimen of whatever the hell you are, too.
Image 187324   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
464
 
 a robot: Thanks for noticing me, cow.
 Felicity: I used to buy her syrup
 Amy Housewine: This cow recalls all those things you did.
 dobbiesdoogs: how, now?
Image 187323   06-25-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
686
 
 Science: @Cami: Trust me - training my first pup after 15 years reminds me of what a pain in the ass it is.
 Christina: Hi, pupper!
 a robot: @Cami I have a cranky cat and a teeny tiny apartment but somehow I still need this puppo
 Cami: Thanks a lot friendly spaceship...now I want a puppy.
Image 187322   06-25-17   Uploaded by    madmax1
Score:
114
 
 Butcherboy: I remember getting one of these on my 18th birthday. That and my selective service card arrived the same day
 Dr Awkward: "It's time to end it... your stubble, that is!"
Image 187321   06-25-17   Uploaded by    NonRhetorical
Score:
500
 
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Rat-Butt: Yeah, so I have to tell you something and you have to promise not to be mad...
 Christina: What is worse? A dog with human chompers or a human with dog chompers?
 Robespierre: Household game camera captures some weird scenes.
 SgtScaredFrog: Phteven, stop blocking the thcreen
 Amy Housewine: Good heaventh!
Image 187320   06-25-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
186
 
 Robespierre: To quote Heckle of Heckle & Jeckyl, "We're cartoon characters - we can do anything we want!"
 Horatio: @apoxia eyelashes. That'said really all a cartoon needs, they live in a simpler world.
 apoxia: @Felicity Did she have eyelashes added or a ribbon on her head?
 Felicity: @Horatio Yeah! :-)
 Horatio: @Felicity good for her.
 Felicity: The sexy green M&M, pre-op
 Amy Housewine: They congratulated themselves for finding another brown M&M to force into the brandy glass. Ozzy may yet play tonight.
 Quackzy: He's pointing at his watch but looking at the other wrist.... what the heck....
 a robot: @Ulillillia Yes.
 Ulillillia: Hi, kids! Do you like violence?
Image 187319   06-25-17   Uploaded by    Sydney
Score:
308
 
 Rat-Butt: Hmmm, yeah, baby...you've been a naughty stack of paper...
 Theimposter: For really weak mental patients.
 Robespierre: I thought slavery was outlawed in many places over 150 years ago.
 Beef Supreme: I had a co-worker label a staple remover, a stapler, and a pair of tongs. The pair of tongs he labeled "stapler remover".
 Warrax: You know what the fuck you did, paper.
Image 187318   06-25-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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