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273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

273098  tib gubb: nanoo nanoo

273108  sparename: Not particularly relevant but... I feel that I have to share a phrase that I just came across:- "coordinated retweet farm"

273095  sparename: When you slam the tent door

273093  shwoarty: Better romance cover than either of the last ones

272801  Mr Bleak: Beauty of Angry Korea.

273051  TurkeyVultureTed: Let the wild rumpus begin!

273093  TurkeyVultureTed: California plates, natch'.

273098  Incubi: He's not from outer space. He's from Russia, he only works in outer space

273087  Murm Gungus: How is babby formed

273106  fishing: by Chuck Tingle

273106  majorchamp: This explains so much.

273017  tib gubb: what an asshole

273062  dobbiesdoogs: well, if the lycanthropy gene is dominant, there's still a one in four chance you don't get it

273095  Incubi: I bet Indiana Jones is in there

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

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 Christina: In Latin: "Necandus necavit necaturum".
 White Rice: @Cami yeah, mobile has some of the worse, "I wish we were back to pop-ups" ads imaginable. You either get directed to some BS, auto reloading "congratulations (google/apple/whatever) user, you win an iPhone 37" site you can't leave without closing the window, or the straight up browser/app market/store hijacking that you described. They're incredibly annoying.
 well duh: *and so can the switcher-fucking-renos when you're simply trying to explain something. If the powers that be on sites like this would sometimes vet their ad sources better, I wouldn't have to keep JavaScript disabled 99 percent of the time, either. Rant over.
 well duh: @Cami go into your app settings, and disable Google Play Store. If you need to download an app or update one, enable it, do your business, and disable it again. I'm not against banner ads (even though they severely slow down page loading), but insatiable urge to visit ads (sometimes malicious) can fuck off. Keeping Play Store disabled will at least stop most of them.
 Cami: Sometimes when I use friendly spaceship Google play opens up to offer me a gambling game of some sort. I've never encountered that before. I'm impressed and annoyed at the same time. Is that called innoyed of anpressed?
 Cami: Wives are not to be trifled with.
 Kim: How you doin'?
 bug: Hello, Hollywood? Forget about James Bond and Jason Bourne... I have a better idea...
 addend: Sooo... refund?
 Derp Herpigan: Twist: hitman was her first ex.
Image 187301   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
 a robot: True fact: Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Do with this information whatever you wish.
 werterland: @Ulillillia In Soviet Russia, cheese chucks you.
 Ulillillia: Russian Chuck E. Cheese
Image 187300   06-24-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
 JacksThirdEye: Meanwhile, in Japan...
 Amy Housewine: This is my thinkin' hat.
Image 187299   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 melted plastic: I could use a tall glass right about now.
 fridaynight: She's just mad no one would pay that much to get into her brassiere
 Flarmie: Punch the keys for god's sake!
 livelovebarf: Is this how you request that the Kool-Aid man to bust through you wall?
 bug: The controls for the newest Street Fighter game were simplified quite a bit.
 Derp Herpigan: Instructions unclear, broke fingers.
Image 187298   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
 Bluetocracy: Sorry, I fell asleep while ruminating on the universe
 Peter Pantsless: Frog and Toad are friends
 Scoo: I know it was a wild night if my Rubik's cubes are strewn about *un*-solved
 Yam: I solved this by spending my wild saturday nights cleaning
 Annoying Vegan : Moss lives here
Image 187297   06-24-17   Uploaded by    berlin
 m o l e m a n: Uh huh @divad!!!
 divad: @apoxia no
 apoxia: Can I live here?
Image 187296   06-24-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 Fancy Clown: Heheheh
 ch: Jeez no thanks I'll have a Giant King Don instead
 Chest Rockwell: Gonna sing her a song
 Ulillillia: Going downtown, gonna see my gal
 agger gater: You touch my tra la la
 Mexico: I want those in my mouth right now.
 Scoo: my dancin' name!
Image 187295   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
 divad: wait.. I think I can hear a horse in there
 piranharama: Omnomnomnom!
 Amy Housewine: Instructions were unclear.
 ch: This is a visual reminder to not lick the sides of dumpsters no matter how tempting
 illBilliam: Yep, looks like we'll have to amputate *whhhiiiirrrrrrr*
 apoxia: I hate it when this happens
 Bluetocracy: Your tale has not weathered enough crap to elicit response from us... but catching your hair in a trash bin? that's just stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: username/upload combo!
Image 187294   06-24-17   Uploaded by    electrode
 tib gubb: it's the toilet of life, really
 divad: mgmt great band but awful toilet cleaners
 NoOneImportant: @apoxia my thoughts exactly.
 Cami: I worked in a place with a stall like this. Remove the door and it's just a urinal(for most).
 apoxia: Who are these "they" people they refer to. Do they mean themselves?
 windows96: I wonder what happens if you pee there
 Scoo: Their music's decent, but their plumbing sucks
Image 187293   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
 Christina: Rad black cat!
 White Rice: That's a nice looking kitty. A nice looking kitty with the murder eyes going on. I'm ready, this isn't my first rodeo.
 Bluetocracy: you still owe me $74, chum. After that, we're square
 Scoo: Soon, the butt will wiggle. Then... pow!
 WaffleIron: I;m thinking about thos murders
Image 187292   06-24-17   Uploaded by    edvard
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