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244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

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244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244337 itskando: This is my favorite show. But I don't have anyone to discuss it with. Woo will help me decide on which type of cop Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface truly is?

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."



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11. Warrax: 2801 points
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 Christina: In Latin: "Necandus necavit necaturum".
 White Rice: @Cami yeah, mobile has some of the worse, "I wish we were back to pop-ups" ads imaginable. You either get directed to some BS, auto reloading "congratulations (google/apple/whatever) user, you win an iPhone 37" site you can't leave without closing the window, or the straight up browser/app market/store hijacking that you described. They're incredibly annoying.
 well duh: *and so can the switcher-fucking-renos when you're simply trying to explain something. If the powers that be on sites like this would sometimes vet their ad sources better, I wouldn't have to keep JavaScript disabled 99 percent of the time, either. Rant over.
 well duh: @Cami go into your app settings, and disable Google Play Store. If you need to download an app or update one, enable it, do your business, and disable it again. I'm not against banner ads (even though they severely slow down page loading), but insatiable urge to visit ads (sometimes malicious) can fuck off. Keeping Play Store disabled will at least stop most of them.
 Cami: Sometimes when I use friendly spaceship Google play opens up to offer me a gambling game of some sort. I've never encountered that before. I'm impressed and annoyed at the same time. Is that called innoyed of anpressed?
 Cami: Wives are not to be trifled with.
 Kim: How you doin'?
 bug: Hello, Hollywood? Forget about James Bond and Jason Bourne... I have a better idea...
 addend: Sooo... refund?
 Derp Herpigan: Twist: hitman was her first ex.
Image 187301   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Warren G Hardon
Score:
136
 
 a robot: True fact: Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. Do with this information whatever you wish.
 werterland: @Ulillillia In Soviet Russia, cheese chucks you.
 Ulillillia: Russian Chuck E. Cheese
Image 187300   06-24-17   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
478
 
 JacksThirdEye: Meanwhile, in Japan...
 Amy Housewine: This is my thinkin' hat.
Image 187299   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
441
 
 melted plastic: I could use a tall glass right about now.
 fridaynight: She's just mad no one would pay that much to get into her brassiere
 Flarmie: Punch the keys for god's sake!
 Dr Awkward: Is this how you request that the Kool-Aid man to bust through you wall?
 bug: The controls for the newest Street Fighter game were simplified quite a bit.
 Derp Herpigan: Instructions unclear, broke fingers.
Image 187298   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
674
 
 Bluetocracy: Sorry, I fell asleep while ruminating on the universe
 Peter Pantsless: Frog and Toad are friends
 Scoo: I know it was a wild night if my Rubik's cubes are strewn about *un*-solved
 Yam: I solved this by spending my wild saturday nights cleaning
 Annoying Vegan : Moss lives here
Image 187297   06-24-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
204
 
 m o l e m a n: Uh huh @divad!!!
 divad: @apoxia no
 apoxia: Can I live here?
Image 187296   06-24-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
419
 
 Fancy Clown: Heheheh
 ch: Jeez no thanks I'll have a Giant King Don instead
 Chest Rockwell: Gonna sing her a song
 Ulillillia: Going downtown, gonna see my gal
 Felicity: You touch my tra la la
 Mexico: I want those in my mouth right now.
 Scoo: ...is my dancin' name!
Image 187295   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Gallifrasian
Score:
233
 
 divad: wait.. I think I can hear a horse in there
 piranharama: Omnomnomnom!
 Amy Housewine: Instructions were unclear.
 ch: This is a visual reminder to not lick the sides of dumpsters no matter how tempting
 illBilliam: Yep, looks like we'll have to amputate *whhhiiiirrrrrrr*
 apoxia: I hate it when this happens
 Bluetocracy: Your tale has not weathered enough crap to elicit response from us... but catching your hair in a trash bin? that's just stupid.
 Peter Pantsless: username/upload combo!
Image 187294   06-24-17   Uploaded by    electrode
Score:
287
 
 tib gubb: it's the toilet of life, really
 divad: mgmt great band but awful toilet cleaners
 Dr Awkward: @apoxia my thoughts exactly.
 Cami: I worked in a place with a stall like this. Remove the door and it's just a urinal(for most).
 apoxia: Who are these "they" people they refer to. Do they mean themselves?
 Felicity: I wonder what happens if you pee there
 Scoo: Their music's decent, but their plumbing sucks
Image 187293   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Largehand
Score:
770
 
 Christina: Rad black cat!
 White Rice: That's a nice looking kitty. A nice looking kitty with the murder eyes going on. I'm ready, this isn't my first rodeo.
 Bluetocracy: you still owe me $74, chum. After that, we're square
 Scoo: Soon, the butt will wiggle. Then... pow!
 WaffleIron: I;m thinking about thos murders
Image 187292   06-24-17   Uploaded by    edvard
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