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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 kornisjon: This is triggering unwelcome visuals.
 Fancy Clown: Heheheh
 Horatio: Everybody alive should try to visit Uranus, MO at least once. They pack the best fudge,they're the home of the Pirates, and they have a dinosaur.
 Bluetocracy: The secret to living forever
 dangerous dave: I've always wanted to be able to say that I'm munching on Uranus.
 Jennerator: The 'out of this world' slogan is guaranteed after I've eaten at Taco Bell
 Scoo: In the future, this will be called Milk Chocolate from Urectum
 Derp Herpigan: butbutbutbut... how does he eat the candy bar with the helmet on?
 dobbiesdoogs: now with olestra!
Image 187291   06-24-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 piranharama: Recipe for two black eyes
 Cami: Make a space for a serious student. Drop out and stop wasting everybody's time.
 Bluetocracy: the secret to living forever
 brown tony: I love using my eyeballs as pillows... so relaxing!
Image 187290   06-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
 Mr Shifty: I'd like to introduce you to the Republican candidate for 2020 *wild cheering*
 apoxia: He has a nice smile
 pusha p: Heeeres Johnny!
 Scoo: Heyyyyy
 Mr. Shine: *swipes left*
Image 187289   06-24-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 bug: That's a handsome fucking door right there.
 Shay: Time to upgrade it seems.
 Zampano: Knob swap, lol
Image 187288   06-24-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Amy Housewine: Niels Bohrkf.
 Horatio: I have this book! I only have cats though, so it hasn't been that helpful.
 Cami: My dog was all about kinematics. I respect that.
 E. HONDA: the ball is in a superposition of "[in human's hand" and "[thrown across room" until we make an observation
 WaffleIron: p=mv is for momentum, which doesn't really strike me as relevant in a quantum physics discussion.
 Dr. Bathroom: Maybe the dog will understand Schrodinger's cat.
 piranharama: I like the fact that they think you might be interested in two copies...
 Zampano: This dog clearly has a defiant attitude. He's looking away from the "study zone" and has no intention of learning quantum physics...
Image 187287   06-24-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Image 187286 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by arctic fox. You have brought shame on us, arctic fox.
 Christina: @XLY It will not be so nice 13 years later.
 Christina: @Shay I'm a weirdo.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: rad for early peanuts
 Cami: @apoxia Just like everybody else?
 apoxia: No, you collect Radiohead records because you're a rad individual with awesome taste.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't look you in the eye
 XLY: You're like 5 charlie, no one better have sex with you
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect to Charles Schulz
 Shay: Cause I'm a creep.
 Zampano: Sounds legit
Image 187285   06-24-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless "Poke at the pope, that's what we're havin"
 kornisjon: This is a pope I'd like to have a beer with.
 apoxia: They already took my caption!
 Jennerator: I can't hate. If I were the pope I would troll people non-stop because who would call me on it?
 zip file: @Peter Pantsless 'Tis better to piss off the pope than piss on the pope.
 Peter Pantsless: "Don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope..."
Image 187284   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mr Shifty: Hellephants
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: New Disney animation looks freaky.
 Warrax: This is what I see in the mirror every morning.
 apoxia: This shows a massive understanding about what the trunk is. Hint: it's a nose not a mouth.
 bug: Natural Selection: "Sorry, we fucked this one up"
 Quackzy: I think these are actually called "shovel tuskers"
 Shay: @Dr Awkward Sounds about right. They make a *hyuk, hyuk, hyuk* noise.
 BaconCake: Platyphant?
Image 187283   06-24-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
 virtualman: "Hey, good looking! We'll be back for you in a minute!"
 Air Biscuit: ... untill one of your idiot friends drops it.
 Mr. Shine: Who ordered the word salad?
 Scoo: It is very happy that you have this professional Spaceship of good quality which will bring you into a world where you can comment happily and freely to your hear's content sohat you can enjoy bananas immediately
 Shay: Is that a wireless microphone you have in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Image 187282   06-24-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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