Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

Search comments:

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Robespierre
2. Yurishiro
3. Felicity
4. Mr. Shine
5. tib gubb
6. Kaviri
7. zrj235
8. redmonkey3
9. Peter Pantsless
10. VeeKay

The top ten most commented-on images today:

232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232928 Amy Housewine: @redmonkey3…

The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

fanny uploaded 232547 (1553 points)
Bagels uploaded 232616 (1281 points)
ping uploaded 232800 (1172 points)
Scoo uploaded 232798 (1170 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232664 (1128 points)
PlzPlzMe uploaded 232775 (1118 points)
ColdHotCool uploaded 232556 (1034 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 232767 (1022 points)
rubix1924 uploaded 232740 (1011 points)
KEKOEKEOEK uploaded 232766 (974 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 232709 (954 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (953 points)
Mumbles uploaded 232711 (947 points)
Micro Jackson uploaded 232518 (945 points)
fatman uploaded 232527 (935 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 12769 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11553 points
 3. ping: 4770 points
 4. HatStand: 4493 points
 5. Peter Pantsless: 3813 points
 6. fanny: 3439 points
 7. E. HONDA: 3400 points
 8. Side Boob: 2863 points
 9. topcity: 2686 points
10. Bagels: 2642 points
11. ineedhepl: 2567 points
12. Warrax: 2411 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 2405 points
14. Not A Bot: 2215 points
15. Dresdenkeogh: 1847 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.

These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.

Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page:

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 393
Registered users online in past hour: 2019

Average image score (last 24 hours): 338

Total number of comments: 1248513
Total number of images: 232999

To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)

The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2


Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 107993
XP needed for green ranking: 41904
XP needed for yellow ranking: 1937

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.




 kornisjon: This is triggering unwelcome visuals.
 Fancy Clown: Heheheh
 Horatio: Everybody alive should try to visit Uranus, MO at least once. They pack the best fudge,they're the home of the Pirates, and they have a dinosaur.
 Bluetocracy: The secret to living forever
 dangerous dave: I've always wanted to be able to say that I'm munching on Uranus.
 Jennerator: The 'out of this world' slogan is guaranteed after I've eaten at Taco Bell
 Scoo: In the future, this will be called Milk Chocolate from Urectum
 Derp Herpigan: butbutbutbut... how does he eat the candy bar with the helmet on?
 dobbiesdoogs: now with olestra!
Image 187291   06-24-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 piranharama: Recipe for two black eyes
 Cami: Make a space for a serious student. Drop out and stop wasting everybody's time.
 Bluetocracy: the secret to living forever
 Dr Awkward: I love using my eyeballs as pillows... so relaxing!
Image 187290   06-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
 Mr Shifty: I'd like to introduce you to the Republican candidate for 2020 *wild cheering*
 apoxia: He has a nice smile
 Felicity: Heeeres Johnny!
 Scoo: Heyyyyy
 Mr. Shine: *swipes left*
Image 187289   06-24-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 bug: That's a handsome fucking door right there.
 Shay: Time to upgrade it seems.
 Zampano: Knob swap, lol
Image 187288   06-24-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Amy Housewine: Niels Bohrkf.
 Horatio: I have this book! I only have cats though, so it hasn't been that helpful.
 Cami: My dog was all about kinematics. I respect that.
 E. HONDA: the ball is in a superposition of "[in human's hand" and "[thrown across room" until we make an observation
 WaffleIron: p=mv is for momentum, which doesn't really strike me as relevant in a quantum physics discussion.
 Dr. Bathroom: Maybe the dog will understand Schrodinger's cat.
 piranharama: I like the fact that they think you might be interested in two copies...
 Zampano: This dog clearly has a defiant attitude. He's looking away from the "study zone" and has no intention of learning quantum physics...
Image 187287   06-24-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Image 187286 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by arctic fox. Your image was bad, arctic fox.
 Christina: @XLY It will not be so nice 13 years later.
 Christina: @Shay I'm a weirdo.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: rad for early peanuts
 Cami: @apoxia Just like everybody else?
 apoxia: No, you collect Radiohead records because you're a rad individual with awesome taste.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't look you in the eye
 XLY: You're like 5 charlie, no one better have sex with you
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect to Charles Schulz
 Shay: Cause I'm a creep.
 Zampano: Sounds legit
Image 187285   06-24-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless "Poke at the pope, that's what we're havin"
 kornisjon: This is a pope I'd like to have a beer with.
 apoxia: They already took my caption!
 Jennerator: I can't hate. If I were the pope I would troll people non-stop because who would call me on it?
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless 'Tis better to piss off the pope than piss on the pope.
 Peter Pantsless: "Don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope..."
Image 187284   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mr Shifty: Hellephants
 Robespierre: New Disney animation looks freaky.
 Warrax: This is what I see in the mirror every morning.
 apoxia: This shows a massive understanding about what the trunk is. Hint: it's a nose not a mouth.
 bug: Natural Selection: "Sorry, we fucked this one up"
 Quackzy: I think these are actually called "shovel tuskers"
 Shay: @Dr Awkward Sounds about right. They make a *hyuk, hyuk, hyuk* noise.
 Dr Awkward: Platyphant?
Image 187283   06-24-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
 Robespierre: "Hey, good looking! We'll be back for you in a minute!"
 Air Biscuit: ... untill one of your idiot friends drops it.
 Mr. Shine: Who ordered the word salad?
 Scoo: It is very happy that you have this professional Spaceship of good quality which will bring you into a world where you can comment happily and freely to your hear's content sohat you can enjoy bananas immediately
 Shay: Is that a wireless microphone you have in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Image 187282   06-24-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
Page 1 ... 4568 4569 4570 4571 4572 4573 4574 ... 23299 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>

Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email

Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.