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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

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 kornisjon: This is triggering unwelcome visuals.
 Fancy Clown: Heheheh
 Horatio: Everybody alive should try to visit Uranus, MO at least once. They pack the best fudge,they're the home of the Pirates, and they have a dinosaur.
 Bluetocracy: The secret to living forever
 dangerous dave: I've always wanted to be able to say that I'm munching on Uranus.
 Jennerator: The 'out of this world' slogan is guaranteed after I've eaten at Taco Bell
 Scoo: In the future, this will be called Milk Chocolate from Urectum
 Derp Herpigan: butbutbutbut... how does he eat the candy bar with the helmet on?
 dobbiesdoogs: now with olestra!
Image 187291   06-24-17   Uploaded by    drhilljack
 piranharama: Recipe for two black eyes
 Cami: Make a space for a serious student. Drop out and stop wasting everybody's time.
 Bluetocracy: the secret to living forever
 Dr Awkward: I love using my eyeballs as pillows... so relaxing!
Image 187290   06-24-17   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
 Mr Shifty: I'd like to introduce you to the Republican candidate for 2020 *wild cheering*
 apoxia: He has a nice smile
 pusha p: Heeeres Johnny!
 Scoo: Heyyyyy
 Mr. Shine: *swipes left*
Image 187289   06-24-17   Uploaded by    blue shoes
 bug: That's a handsome fucking door right there.
 Shay: Time to upgrade it seems.
 Zampano: Knob swap, lol
Image 187288   06-24-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Amy Housewine: Niels Bohrkf.
 Horatio: I have this book! I only have cats though, so it hasn't been that helpful.
 Cami: My dog was all about kinematics. I respect that.
 E. HONDA: the ball is in a superposition of "[in human's hand" and "[thrown across room" until we make an observation
 WaffleIron: p=mv is for momentum, which doesn't really strike me as relevant in a quantum physics discussion.
 Dr. Bathroom: Maybe the dog will understand Schrodinger's cat.
 piranharama: I like the fact that they think you might be interested in two copies...
 Zampano: This dog clearly has a defiant attitude. He's looking away from the "study zone" and has no intention of learning quantum physics...
Image 187287   06-24-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Image 187286 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by arctic fox. We'll pray for you, arctic fox.
 Christina: @XLY It will not be so nice 13 years later.
 Christina: @Shay I'm a weirdo.
 Bolt Vanderhuge: rad for early peanuts
 Cami: @apoxia Just like everybody else?
 apoxia: No, you collect Radiohead records because you're a rad individual with awesome taste.
 Ulillillia: Couldn't look you in the eye
 XLY: You're like 5 charlie, no one better have sex with you
 Mr. Shine: Bad for disrespect to Charles Schulz
 Shay: Cause I'm a creep.
 Zampano: Sounds legit
Image 187285   06-24-17   Uploaded by    White Male
 Noremak: @Peter Pantsless "Poke at the pope, that's what we're havin"
 kornisjon: This is a pope I'd like to have a beer with.
 apoxia: They already took my caption!
 Jennerator: I can't hate. If I were the pope I would troll people non-stop because who would call me on it?
 Dr Awkward: @Peter Pantsless 'Tis better to piss off the pope than piss on the pope.
 Peter Pantsless: "Don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope, don't piss off the pope..."
Image 187284   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
 Mr Shifty: Hellephants
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: New Disney animation looks freaky.
 Warrax: This is what I see in the mirror every morning.
 apoxia: This shows a massive understanding about what the trunk is. Hint: it's a nose not a mouth.
 bug: Natural Selection: "Sorry, we fucked this one up"
 Quackzy: I think these are actually called "shovel tuskers"
 Shay: @Dr Awkward Sounds about right. They make a *hyuk, hyuk, hyuk* noise.
 Dr Awkward: Platyphant?
Image 187283   06-24-17   Uploaded by    iCEy
 virtualman: "Hey, good looking! We'll be back for you in a minute!"
 Air Biscuit: ... untill one of your idiot friends drops it.
 Mr. Shine: Who ordered the word salad?
 Scoo: It is very happy that you have this professional Spaceship of good quality which will bring you into a world where you can comment happily and freely to your hear's content sohat you can enjoy bananas immediately
 Shay: Is that a wireless microphone you have in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Image 187282   06-24-17   Uploaded by    yawgmoth
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