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268570  VoR: Is the joke that harry is now spent for the weekend. Wand is looking droopy.

268510  addend: "Do you have any /other/ pinatas?"

268514  addend: 1. Wallow in stupidity. 2. Cry.

268515  addend: This is a Dad photo.

268529  addend: # We don't need no education #

268532  addend: Hung the pic upside-down.

268538  addend: He should've jumped down from frame 3 into 7.

268550  tib gubb: or is it doge on a stoge

268550  tib gubb: dog on a stog

268554  tib gubb: i may be mistaken here but i'm pretty sure those guys aren't japanese

268578  twitter: Modern Warfare 2 was the best

268578  DJSnoopMike: Put me in your enemies and/or father!

268578  Dominus Umbrae: finally after finishing the lawn i can get back home to my family knifing me

268557  tib gubb: "I'm gonna skin you alive!"

268546  addend: Best homework assignment ever.

268549  addend: He never lets the leather lemon slip by.

268553  addend: See?! You were warned about socialism.

268556  addend: Upstairs Cat watches over you.

268568  addend: "Nice jacket, hoser. Stroke my fur."

268568  Dan Tagonistic: Sad puss :(

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268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268299 Side Boob: @sparenamelaptopdied Frasier has already left the building :P

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268242 grizzly: @Dr Awkward sort of! I have never considered myself very good.

268405 Felicity: Beautiful dress. And with gloves! Rad

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

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Score:
324
 
 Christina: Where can I buy that?
 apoxia: That person's looking a bit light on red blood cells. Maybe time to switch to a urine fueled pen for a while.
 Mr. Shine: AND *ANOTHER* THING- *dies*
 addend: The story ends when the ink runs dry.
 Scoo: I MUST NOT TELL LIES
 Jennerator: LINKIN PARK LYRICIST EXPOSED
 jazzjunkie: This is what writing feels like.
 Peter Pantsless: Metal AF
 sparename: I.V. League homework?
Image 187255   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
676
 
 Christina: 8P
 Amy Housewine: I FETCH BIG WIDE STICK THAT DIVIDES GARDEN
 The Turks: He's trying to be a wood boy.
 redmonkey3: This glory hole is weird.er
 Side Boob: Boop-hole
 Sandor: It's knot a dog
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaap?
Image 187254   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
171
 
 brian greene: tomb wader
 White Rice: @Sadbot I mean, they're still "technically" making DDR games for arcades, it's just rare they find their way over to the US. Then there's a ton of other, smaller franchises, but also the beatmania games (which only got a single state-side release on PS2 back in the day) or parapara, which took motion based dancing on before Kinect was a thing (multiple IR beams/sensors that acted as the buttons, arrayed in a cemi-circle in front of the player/dancer). Unfortunately, there probably won't be any more ZoE since Kojima left Konami, but they might revisit it now that he's gone (like with this metal gear survive game that's in the works). Haven't seen any castlevanias for a while either...
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless oh man, that one went from crazy to bat-shot crazy to "crazy ex" crazy, and ended with one hell of a fight. I think the HD collection on PS3 might have fixed the controls a bit, but I can't say for sure.
 Youll Cowards: Wereboobs of London
 Sadbot: @White Rice Oh man, ZoE and DDR are done too...I'd forgotten they were Konami. At least Just Dance is bringing spastic dancing to the home console with better technology.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Never finished MGS3. I wanted to, but the controls made it not fun
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless @Sadbot I already know there either is, or just recently was, a metal gear pachinko machine (specifically based off of MGS3, so good job reminding everyone of that final trigger pull while gambling) and I dread what other franchises of theirs will receive that treatment (although ape escape would be more thematically appropriate, if only because loud noises, flashing lights & zero seriousness). Contra: the pachinko. Zone of the Enders: pachinko in space. DDR: dance for the pachinko!
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Love pinball, never actually played pachinko
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Don't be dragging pinball into this, it takes skill. Pachinko is literally just randomly falling ball bearings...but yeah.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Me too...
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @Sadbot "Our video games make millions and are iconic." "hahaha fuck that let's do pinball."
 White Rice: @Sadbot I wish that was a joke, but it already happened 2 years ago.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Silent Hill 9 will be a pachinko machine. Thanks, Konami
 White Rice: @Borkf 3? I'm pretty sure they're up to 8 by now (if we include shattered memories) so if it was a new Silent Hill, it'd be 9.
 Himesama: @Borkf real good ( * )( * )
 Borkf: Silent Hill 3 looking good.
Image 187253   06-24-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
195
 
 Jack Daniels: Hey, Vancouver
 Lutha: sun araw did some of the music for Hotline Miami
 Gomi Day: sun araw are legit super duper good.
 jochenau: Lubbock?!
 Sadbot: Gotta hit the big Texas cities on tour, Austin, Lubbock, and Marfa.
Image 187252   06-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
390
 
 Christina: Good concept for a pool.
 Fancy Clown: "Are you not entertained!?"
 El hefe: I thought Skymall went out of business
 Jennerator: 50-foot woman's post-attack vacation
 Mr. Shine: @Greek Fire *looks at bellybutton* That's just amazing!
 SomeCanadian: Just like my pants ;) @Greek Fire
 Air Biscuit: @Greek Fire chicken fights?
 Greek Fire: The Coliseum was actually designed to be flooded, so they could have naval fights in it.
 Nopetology: Wettest Colosseum collapse ever.
Image 187251   06-24-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
265
 
 ChubbyBuddy: *vondervall
 Ulillillia: "I play at Donald's next wedding"
 Yam: Balalaika to play you a song
 Jennerator: "These strings would make good garrote"
 SomeCanadian: No one else has dared to comment. Because they have all disappeared. NO QUESTIONS!
Image 187250   06-24-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
277
 
 originaluser: At least the word "maple" isn't on the bottle.
 Dick Inspector: It's... MEGAMAID!
 Flarmie: Mrs. Battleworth's
 Air Biscuit: And from my right hand... FIRE!
Image 187249   06-24-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
537
 
 ChubbyBuddy: DC will be underwater in 30 years, so yeah, remarkably prescient
 Ulillillia: No golf when it's raining, so government instead.
 kazzy94: Anarchy! Anarchy! I dunno what that means but I love it!
 Mr. Shine: I wish.
Image 187248   06-24-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
561
 
 Christina: I want! The three of them!
 LurkedMoar: Get a load of these puppies
 redmonkey3: No. Yes. No.
 Borkf: Only throw!
 SomeCanadian: Too much. Has to be a trap.
Image 187247   06-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
462
 
 Science: Mail call!
 Christina: @redmonkey3 Well, try to do that (#187179) to a horde of cats.
 Christina: "I was bored."
 a robot: That is a really really really cute pupper!
 Cami: Dalmation casserole for supper.
 addend: Still a good boy.
 redmonkey3: "You wanted a dog - i wanted something low maintenance like a cat"
 Air Biscuit: "I clipped coupons for you. Lets go get treats with them."
Image 187246   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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