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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.



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Score:
324
 
 Christina: Where can I buy that?
 apoxia: That person's looking a bit light on red blood cells. Maybe time to switch to a urine fueled pen for a while.
 Mr. Shine: AND *ANOTHER* THING- *dies*
 addend: The story ends when the ink runs dry.
 Scoo: I MUST NOT TELL LIES
 Jennerator: LINKIN PARK LYRICIST EXPOSED
 jazzjunkie: This is what writing feels like.
 Peter Pantsless: Metal AF
 sparename: I.V. League homework?
Image 187255   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Crispy Liquid Taquito
Score:
676
 
 Christina: 8P
 Amy Housewine: I FETCH BIG WIDE STICK THAT DIVIDES GARDEN
 Dr Awkward: He's trying to be a wood boy.
 redmonkey3: This glory hole is weird.er
 Side Boob: Boop-hole
 Sandor: It's knot a dog
 Ulillillia: Wazzaaap?
Image 187254   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
171
 
 brian greene: tomb wader
 White Rice: @Sadbot I mean, they're still "technically" making DDR games for arcades, it's just rare they find their way over to the US. Then there's a ton of other, smaller franchises, but also the beatmania games (which only got a single state-side release on PS2 back in the day) or parapara, which took motion based dancing on before Kinect was a thing (multiple IR beams/sensors that acted as the buttons, arrayed in a cemi-circle in front of the player/dancer). Unfortunately, there probably won't be any more ZoE since Kojima left Konami, but they might revisit it now that he's gone (like with this metal gear survive game that's in the works). Haven't seen any castlevanias for a while either...
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless oh man, that one went from crazy to bat-shot crazy to "crazy ex" crazy, and ended with one hell of a fight. I think the HD collection on PS3 might have fixed the controls a bit, but I can't say for sure.
 Youll Cowards: Wereboobs of London
 Sadbot: @White Rice Oh man, ZoE and DDR are done too...I'd forgotten they were Konami. At least Just Dance is bringing spastic dancing to the home console with better technology.
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice Never finished MGS3. I wanted to, but the controls made it not fun
 White Rice: @Peter Pantsless @Sadbot I already know there either is, or just recently was, a metal gear pachinko machine (specifically based off of MGS3, so good job reminding everyone of that final trigger pull while gambling) and I dread what other franchises of theirs will receive that treatment (although ape escape would be more thematically appropriate, if only because loud noises, flashing lights & zero seriousness). Contra: the pachinko. Zone of the Enders: pachinko in space. DDR: dance for the pachinko!
 Peter Pantsless: @Sadbot Love pinball, never actually played pachinko
 Sadbot: @Peter Pantsless Don't be dragging pinball into this, it takes skill. Pachinko is literally just randomly falling ball bearings...but yeah.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Me too...
 Peter Pantsless: @White Rice @Sadbot "Our video games make millions and are iconic." "hahaha fuck that let's do pinball."
 White Rice: @Sadbot I wish that was a joke, but it already happened 2 years ago.
 Sadbot: @White Rice Silent Hill 9 will be a pachinko machine. Thanks, Konami
 White Rice: @Borkf 3? I'm pretty sure they're up to 8 by now (if we include shattered memories) so if it was a new Silent Hill, it'd be 9.
 Himesama: @Borkf real good ( * )( * )
 Borkf: Silent Hill 3 looking good.
Image 187253   06-24-17   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
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 Jack Daniels: Hey, Vancouver
 Lutha: sun araw did some of the music for Hotline Miami
 Gomi Day: sun araw are legit super duper good.
 jochenau: Lubbock?!
 Sadbot: Gotta hit the big Texas cities on tour, Austin, Lubbock, and Marfa.
Image 187252   06-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
390
 
 Christina: Good concept for a pool.
 Fancy Clown: "Are you not entertained!?"
 El hefe: I thought Skymall went out of business
 Jennerator: 50-foot woman's post-attack vacation
 Mr. Shine: @Greek Fire *looks at bellybutton* That's just amazing!
 SomeCanadian: Just like my pants ;) @Greek Fire
 Air Biscuit: @Greek Fire chicken fights?
 Greek Fire: The Coliseum was actually designed to be flooded, so they could have naval fights in it.
 Nopetology: Wettest Colosseum collapse ever.
Image 187251   06-24-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
265
 
 ChubbyBuddy: *vondervall
 Ulillillia: "I play at Donald's next wedding"
 Yam: Balalaika to play you a song
 Jennerator: "These strings would make good garrote"
 SomeCanadian: No one else has dared to comment. Because they have all disappeared. NO QUESTIONS!
Image 187250   06-24-17   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
277
 
 Dr Awkward: At least the word "maple" isn't on the bottle.
 Dick Inspector: It's... MEGAMAID!
 Flarmie: Mrs. Battleworth's
 Air Biscuit: And from my right hand... FIRE!
Image 187249   06-24-17   Uploaded by    james
Score:
537
 
 ChubbyBuddy: DC will be underwater in 30 years, so yeah, remarkably prescient
 Ulillillia: No golf when it's raining, so government instead.
 kazzy94: Anarchy! Anarchy! I dunno what that means but I love it!
 Mr. Shine: I wish.
Image 187248   06-24-17   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
561
 
 Christina: I want! The three of them!
 LurkedMoar: Get a load of these puppies
 redmonkey3: No. Yes. No.
 Borkf: Only throw!
 SomeCanadian: Too much. Has to be a trap.
Image 187247   06-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
462
 
 Science: Mail call!
 Christina: @redmonkey3 Well, try to do that (#187179) to a horde of cats.
 Christina: "I was bored."
 a robot: That is a really really really cute pupper!
 Cami: Dalmation casserole for supper.
 addend: Still a good boy.
 redmonkey3: "You wanted a dog - i wanted something low maintenance like a cat"
 Air Biscuit: "I clipped coupons for you. Lets go get treats with them."
Image 187246   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
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