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227289  Uncle Phil: As it should. I got fired for having photos of TLDs on my screen.

227380  ThoughtlessGentleman: does this come in adult sizes? i simply cant keep my hands off my sin zones and its starting to affect my day to day life.

227380  sparename: *with free packet of 'Itching Powder'

227275  glenalec: @glenalec - also note, the dodgy-MBA spam emails are to my .edu.au work address (Fortunately I mostly only see them when I do a quick scan of my junk mail folder before deleting it).

227377  Otterman: Gravy of Turin

227381  Dr Awkward: I don't want none unless you.... oh wait, are those buns? Thanks, Hon!

227388  dangerkeith3000: Try to play an F barred chord on THAT. I dare ya.

227388  Dr Awkward: Go on. Play a guitar. Just a tall one, even.

227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

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227156 digabigpig: Me too @SimonSaysGarfunkel

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.



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Score:
622
 
 Air Biscuit: Did you count to 10 before reseating plug?
 VoR: I'd google it first.
 addend: Ctrl-Alt-Deceased.
 dangerous dave: I get the joke. Still not funny.
 Butcherboy: Shut up Roy
Image 187213   06-24-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
Score:
434
 
 SomeCanadian: This sheep is not happy. Please shave it.
 Air Biscuit: "3 bags full? HAH!"
 VoR: Camo.
Image 187212   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Shorts Leng
Score:
193
 
 VoR: @Felicity I like a glass brick too
 Felicity: @VoR Awesome. I love pink neon and glass bricks
 VoR: Cruise ships were all last refurbed in the 80s
Image 187211   06-24-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Score:
254
 
 VoR: Who made the grey square? You may need help.
Image 187210   06-24-17   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
138
 
 Spazstatic: Either a small refrigerator or a large plastic bag.
 Prostata: YUM!!!
 VoR: Also in tubs. In boxes. In cling film. Incogneto. In France. In inside. Inception. In me. In you. Indigo.
 dangerous dave: Isn't it Rae-Ray's? If so, yes. And best breakfast in St Pete, bar none.
 Zampano: I love Ray Ray's Rib Tips
Image 187209   06-24-17   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
542
 
 ChubbyBuddy: he also abducted a jogger but maybe thats like *too* bad??
 addend: Landscaped & manscaped.
 VoR: Or what ever substanc3 you are taking
 Peter Pantsless: Rebel with a well-defined cause
Image 187208   06-24-17   Uploaded by    In The Pocket
Score:
473
 
 some guy : @werterland BEEEEADS!!
 Salmonella: This gives me a buzz
 Beeble: @White Rice @Robespierre You're allowed to have bees in there.
 Robespierre: I;m thinking about thos Bees
 werterland: @Beeble BEADS.
 SomeCanadian: NOT THE BEES!
 Air Biscuit: And then the colony collapsed.
 White Rice: @Beeble BEEEEES!!!!
 VoR: Pretty sure that should say beef
 Beeble: BEES?!??
 Mr Shifty: Uber rad!
 Ulillillia: Bonus!
Image 187207   06-24-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
250
 
 Robespierre: Weird things are afoot in Arizona these days.
 redmonkey3: "Big O" ?
Image 187206   06-24-17   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
497
 
 a robot: @LurkedMoar lol irl
 LurkedMoar: Put the lime in the Coke or not
 Peter Pantsless: Couldn't have done that if you tried
 Sadbot: Gimme a cuba libre, but fuck it up
 Zampano: that slice of lime seemed to be particularly effective
Image 187205   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
Score:
225
 
 werterland: @WaffleIron ...I had forgotten those were things. The very advanced cellular telephone should have tipped me off haha.
 copunter: cause wheeled gangsta ass $*% can't run fast
 WaffleIron: @werterland : Audiocassette?
 werterland: Why is this album cover the same dimensions as a mass-market paperback?
 Beeble: Uhhh, sure. *pushes down hill* Wait, that wasn't a question?
 Zampano: Back up in your ass with the resurrection
Image 187204   06-24-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
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