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257885  Felicity: First, assume a spherical dog

257923  waterudoin: Amazon stop

257897  Felicity: And crawling on the planet's face

257913  tib gubb: that's not a human male's sex drive works

257825  werterland: This alligator is on a strict son-only diet. Please, no daughters.

257922  scribbs: Music on the go! Compact too!

257922  Watch Out: Apple to apple, WTF!

257908  jochenau: @well duh Well maybe those weird bluetooth earpieces count as being tiny cellphones? I do kind of wish we'd ended up with the tiny phones like in Zoolander though.

257911  jochenau: @a robot I didn't feel like squinting at pixels to figure out what was going on here but I saw your comment and now I am SAD.

257911  Solemn: People. The Spaceship is for fun, funny pictures, and a good time. You want creepy and sick, kindly take your trash back to Red.dit or Tum.blr and KEEP it there.

257921  catheter: Good pupperoni. The first NY police dog part confuses me though...

257910  Hyphae: @dangerkeith3000 "Big Fish" Aka- the long awaited remake of "Gladiator"

257911  Solemn: @a robot The product of a sick, twisted mind whose owner deserves to be dunked in an acid bath.

257912  Hyphae: Here we see Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson using deep method acting techniques to prepare for his upcoming role in "Junior Jr: Look Who's Junior Two!", the long awaited sequel to "Junior"

257912  Peter Pantsless: Chip off the ol' rock

257911  mexican: This is a pedophile's room.

257903  addend: Mmm... large knobs, gliding clockwise and back in my firm but gentle hold.

257775  robford: @Mr. Butt Dang

257911  a robot: Wallpapering your room with, say, anime characters is creepy but at least they are fictional drawings. These are all pictures of the girl from Lazytown who is most definitely a CHILD. Please can we make this gross crap go away

257911  a robot: Jesus Christ, what the everloving fuck is this shit :(

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

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 ratwa: Accidentally clicked Bad :-(
 Peach: @Mad Collager Quit burning grandma!
 fanny: RIP grandma
 Mad Collager: Should've put the heavier weight in the front.
 antipatterns: A real 1%er
 duckfarts: @apoxia nothing. nothing could go wrong.
 apoxia: No helmets, no shoes, material caught in back tyre. What could go wrong?
Image 187144   06-24-17   Uploaded by    DOW
 Peach: Just the tip
 a robot: @Mr. Butt's signature, obviously
 Nopetology: hornhorn
 WTF: ButtButt
 Nopetology: That's the first time I've ever typed "thicc" and autocorrect fixed it for me. How do these silly things get started now?
 Nopetology: Nah, pretty sure it's a thick butt
 ignatz: Whoa, is that a Picasso?
Image 187143   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Jak
 redmonkey3: Save me a seat in hell, if you get their first R. Cassal
Image 187142   06-24-17   Uploaded by    HairyNips
 redmonkey3: "Ssso, does my fast pass work here ?"
 Peach: Please spaceship, queue funny pictures.
 Nopetology: It might be awhile- this queue is much worse than the lines at amusement parks. We've been waiting for people to get civilized for thousands of years, yet it seems like we've gradually been getting further away from the goal lately..
Image 187141   06-24-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
 Knice: Frake if real.
 kornisjon: I've never watched a single episode of Star Trek, but this account transcends fandoms. It's a thing of beauty.
Image 187140   06-24-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Mr Bleak: @Nopetology Screw you guys, I'm phoning home.
 Dan Tagonistic: Is that a cat up someones ass?
 Nopetology: Cartman: I do not have a satellite dish in my butt! Or a xenomorph! You're all stupid!!
Image 187139   06-24-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Dick Inspector: A golden blessing.
 Peach: The Phantom Pisser strikes again.
 fanny: at the playground with my son and husband once i found a bottle of piss buried in the mulch... my husband didn't believe me that it was piss because "who would do such a thing?" and OPENED IT AND TOOK A BIG WHIFF needless to say i earned a little more of his trust that day
 Nopetology: At least it wasn't a bag of dicks. Is that a recommended serving size or something? People keep suggesting that I should try it- must be another one of these weird diet fads..
 sparename: Ah, the ol' 'Truckers Lemonade'
Image 187138   06-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Peach: We'll never get a chance to see her real face because shortly after this photo was taken it was violently removed by the cat.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: The best part of wakin up.. Is cat balls on my head!
 Mr. Pepper: They should make hats that look like this
 Fancy Clown: "I'm Catman"
Image 187137   06-24-17   Uploaded by    bubbles
 Peach: Giant house cats: Floofy blessing or the end of humanity?
 Vault Dweller: I'd forgotten just how small my apartment was when I was in college.
 kornisjon: It's a bit irresponsible to keep such a large cat in a residential area.
 Amy Housewine: Alice The Cat nibbled on the 'Eat Me' cake.
 apoxia: Cats, always hogging the best spots
 VoR: The tiger that came to tea and a sleep over
 tib gubb: they says i large, but if i so large, then why do i fits?
Image 187136   06-24-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Air Biscuit: Saw some kids trying to push a shopping cart through the drive through and pretend it was a car. Mcdonalds still wouldent let them order.
 Joseph: @Nopetology I was in line behind a girl on a pony once at Mcdonalds drive thru.
 Nopetology: Talking about all this has made me curious- it's been awhile. What is the current state of things? I'm going to visit that particular Wendy's drive-thru again sometime very soon. This time I'll probably be riding my recumbent trike- bikes are so obsolete.. If they give me a hard time, I'll happily call in the internet version of an air strike. I might even come back a few hours later and find an unconventional way to express my displeasure.. Or maybe they'll pass the test and I won't have to continue being such a bitter bastard about ancient history. I was really hungry that night, but grudges should maybe have a statute of limitations..
 Nopetology: And the incident in question happened maybe 12 years ago. Maybe they've fixed the problem. It almost doesn't matter in my case- I still don't go to Wendy's nearly as much as I used to before they turned me away.
 Nopetology: I really like Wendy's. Not quite as good as Burger King, but way better than McDonalds. I don't want to throw shade on their whole operation, but banning bikes in the after hours drive-thru lanes was a deeply shitty thing to do.
 Nopetology: FYI for Wendy's people- if I'd been a bit younger and still in my 'peak anarchy' phase, I probably would have come back a few hours later and found an unconventional way to express my displeasure. Maybe several ways. Hungry people can be kinda cranky..
 Nopetology: Made me madder than hell that my local Wendy's wouldn't take drive-thru orders from people on bikes. Nobody was allowed to go into the restaurant after a certain time, but the drive-thru was open much later. They said they couldn't take orders from bike people because it was a "safety issue". After midnight, when there wasn't a car in sight- certainly no cars in the drive-thru lane..
 Himesama: Gurl bye.
 tib gubb: "I'm gonna need you to be my eyes"
Image 187135   06-24-17   Uploaded by    alborland
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