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253665  Korrok: Fuck off! I do what I want.

253689  Sandor: Doesn't know what to do with lightsaber

253698  AFanOfSprite: When you set out to cause anarchy and chaos but instead make the world a better place.

253685  Yam: me rn

253687  Yam: whoa she shrink

253690  Knice: Um ... okay? *confusedly jams Uno deck up ass*

253687  Knice: Red Shirt Dude fucked the angle up. 6/10

253686  Knice: That'll teach her.

253507  Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253686  Sadbot: Not wrong, Seinfeld is just bougie It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. No comedy but class-conscious comedy

253689  Not A Bot: Joke accounts are a joke.

253677  Knice: In the right now, I will badvote this.

253680  Sadbot: It's a po' boy!

253680  Knice: The ol' spicy nip-nop

253682  Sadbot: Oh, hi @the snark

253682  Knice: wat

253669  grizzly: @Ironass ha!sick burn!

253633  Gomi Day: hauling ass with a bed full of casiotones

253678  Scoo: Classic Butthole

253679  Scoo: Slurp

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253388 Bill Rye: @Nope maybe that's what's causing the anxiety

253636 smusher: Three men and no baby

253386 Ironass: Do you think he likes skulls?

253573 Dr Awkward: @Springbok I teach college juniors, but she's a tiny gymnast

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...

253431 redmonkey3: @Bluetocracy - i does; naughty monkey

253407 Bluetocracy: The murder scene is horrible. There is frosting and sprinkles everywhere!

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

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dangerkeith3000 uploaded 253402 (835 points)
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11. tess: 1827 points
12. Jonananathan: 1820 points
13. phil: 1726 points
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15. E. HONDA: 1656 points
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 werterland: ...but I want a large coffee. "GET OUT."
 Warrax: Pour it in my hand for a quarter?
 Niels Bohr: @Nopetology is Pepsi ok?
 Ulillillia: Putting the dollar sign on the wrong side? Priceless.
 apoxia: All coffees in New Zealand are $5 regardless of manners.
 Urn BooUrn: Eat shit! I would sooner pay an extra $3.25 than deal with your sham friendliness!
 Meow: Sorry I don't have time for a polite conversation with a barista. Im buying a coffee, not running for office
 Meow: Sorry I don't have time for a polite conversation with a barista. Im buying a coffee, not running for office
 Eleftheros: @wolfpk Shut up and take my money!!
 Nopetology: How much for a Coca Cola?
 Annoying Vegan : How much if I also compliment your haircut?
 wolfpk: "Give me a fucking coffee" $20
Image 187031   06-23-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 187030 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by franktank. Your image was bad, franktank.
 Horatio: The unholy union of Snyder and Carrot Top. Unfortunately, not EVERYTHING that happens in Vegas stays there.
 Flarmie: Rated PG-13
 wolfpk: You are what you eat.
 grizzly: Derp!
Image 187029   06-23-17   Uploaded by    Shay
 VoR: My mri scan showed unusual brain activity
 Salvador Molly: @Felicity Perhaps, but what I know is that it's the title of a Frank Zappa piece.
 Janston: @Robespierre That sounds like a euphemism for dicks
 cran vodka: The Audio Tour Guide is telling me that the name of this painting is Jazz Discharge Party Hats.
 apoxia: What am I looking at (I don't see dicks)
 sabredenton: Anyone else seeing a lot of dicks?
Image 187028   06-23-17   Uploaded by    norgu5
 WotGives: That goat is really raising the barred
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Oh shit couple more animals and they be ready to take out dat band ah burglars!!!
 earl: Gitalong, li'l goatie.
 Butcherboy: Keep your hens off me
 sparename: "I ain't afraid of no goats"
 Bluetocracy: Don't be chicken, use public goatportation!
 bag o bones: In Soviet Russia, cock rides you!
 Prostata: they're up to something, but I'm not sure what.
Image 187027   06-23-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 Gomi Day: i was entirely surprised with how...agreeable and cooperative this robot turned out to be. thee hwole movie i was just waiting for gerty to do something nefarious and... nope!
 piranharama: Such an excellent film. Sam Rockwell was awesome.
 Ulillillia: Rad for @MoonMoon.
 Urn BooUrn: Hell, yeah! Rad for Moon.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: I absolutely love this movie. I watched it again last weekend. 10/10
Image 187026   06-23-17   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
 Rat-Butt: Not sure how she is staying down that long as silicon floats...
 VoR: Catching dem rays.
 carpwoman: @Robespierre - Bwahahahahaaaa!!!!!!
 artfulcodger: Relaxing at the end of the runway at Princess Juliana International Airport, St. Maarten.
 Bluetocracy: Hey, my gills are up here!
 Nope: Manta ray is all like "might want to adjust.. your popping out..."
Image 187025   06-23-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Scoo: @a robot "Also Expert Shoe Repair"
 Scoo: RIP Phil Hartman
 violentwrath: Better Call Saul
 a robot: Before it was called that, the sign just said "Lionel Hutz, Attorney at Law" (or something) and instead of Yogurt Nook it was an ice cream shop called "The Creamatorium," which I still maintain is one of the funniest signs in a long history of funny Simpsons signs
Image 187024   06-23-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
 Urn BooUrn:…
 DrinkMixMan: Must be Nat King Coal
 a robot: @Otterman I don't know!!
 Otterman: @a robot Dad, why did you bring me to a gay coal mine?
 Scoo: @a robot I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my coal miners fuh-laaaming.
 a robot: "We work hard. We play hard."
Image 187023   06-23-17   Uploaded by    Liar tuck
Image 187022 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CrookedCop. Boo, CrookedCop.
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