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228269  dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.

228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

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 Niels Bohr: We have an antique ventriloquist doll in the store. I tell people "it's barely haunted at all, you'd probably wouldn't even notice. It's interesting seeing who's genuinely superstitious and who isn't. Still hasn't sold though.
 Spazstatic: @sparename that's just the plumbing on taco Tuesday
 Scoo: You Shel Nutt Pass!
 Amy Housewine: Not haunted. Honest.
 sparename: (Might get slightly haunted some Tuesdays)
 Robespierre: Not haunted? Not interested.
Image 186992   06-23-17   Uploaded by    crappypants
Image 186991 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by communist. Your image was bad, communist.
 Felicity: This is basically what remakes do
 El hefe: Username / Action Figure Combo
 Micro Jackson: Wow they really nailed that likeness
 Spazstatic: 3 3/4 inch fully posable action figure is my dancing name
 ignatz: Fully disposable
 Robespierre: More likely The Squirminator.
 Shay: Edward Furlong is....The Terminator.
 dangerkeith3000: Don't take it out of the box!
Image 186990   06-23-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Image 186989 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Punt Numbles. We'll pray for you, Punt Numbles.
 FireBreathingMarmot: citrus police secret police
 Mr. Butt: The way I always end this joke is: " Orange you glad I'm not the gestapo?"
Image 186988   06-23-17   Uploaded by    sergeant
 Felicity: Hes a bad, bad man
 antipatterns: Lol remember when M.O.P. sued John Cena's brother?
 Ulillillia: John Cena's cousin.
 Mr. Shine: *air horns*
 Horatio: Did anyone see who did this?
 Shay: And up star, oi.
Image 186987   06-23-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 werterland: @SomeCanadian Oh, I know. I still see them come in for recycling regularly at work. I have no clue why so many are still floating around out there.
 Spazstatic: @Nopetology they're is one in my parents house, and another slightly older Mac. I forget if this is the power PC or the other one was
 Nopetology: @Robespierre Nah, it's just a funny-looking recessed CD-ROM drive. The o ther side is a floppy, and the black rectangle is an infra-red sensor. I still have two of these somewhere..
 Robespierre: That large slot on the left - was that for one of those big back-up cartridges?
 SomeCanadian: No. That guy was a dick. @WaffleIron
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : I laughed heartily at that, I hope that doesn't make me a bad person.
 Shay: Whenever I see or hear the word "Macintosh", I always think of Noodles Macintosh the tiny cameraman from UHF.
 VoR: Oooooh. FLOPPY.
 Scoo: God-daaamn that's filthy. Clean that thing!
 SomeCanadian: These CRT's meant business. One of these fell on a classmate of mine in 6th grade and broke his collarbone.
Image 186986   06-23-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 dangerkeith3000: Looks like silly putty to me.
 Prostata: the biggest whoopee cushion in history
Image 186985   06-23-17   Uploaded by    Remp Wulgus
 drtofu: Brometheus
 FabricMan: Username/upload combo
 Robespierre: Nature Boy is in the house.
Image 186984   06-23-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
 Dreforian: @WaffleIron Spacehorn Gorn to Gorn: tonight at midnight!
 sparename: Heading for your 19th?
 SomeCanadian: @karmakat I usually hold out for the worst possible place and time myself.
 Robespierre: As good a place as any.
 Horatio: @karmakat Actually, I try really hard to get somewhere isolated as possible if I feel a panic attack coming on.... or awkwardly face a corner and hope nobody acknowledges me, if that's all I can manage.
 karmakat: since when is someone PICKY about a place for those?
Image 186983   06-23-17   Uploaded by    Horatio
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