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273044  Bob: Paradise. Someone is living the dream.

273047  Bob: I need more doggos in my life

273048  Bob: Orange blowfish are an important breakfast fruit.

273049  Bob: My wife keeps snacks in her purse for me, just in case I get hangry. True love.

273090  burritos: Freedom!

273063  Bob: Why hate potato?

273034  El hefe: @Side Boob yep, have had to do this more than once to keep it going

273085  Not A Bot: "HALLOWEEN COSTUMES YOU CAN MAKE AT DENNY'S" Denny Press, 75 pgs., 2015. The New York Times gave it a 10/10 heralding it as "the glorious trumpet that spells the beginning of the end for this age of humanity."

273083  El hefe: What happens when you post Banksy's art

273094  El hefe: Sanders 2020

273098  El hefe: In Soviet Vulcan, Spock eats sehlat

273105  Magic Bullets: Seeeeemore!

272985  tib gubb: @ignatz sure - in the form of dead skin cells and bacteria. you can use a toothbrush, as well.

273101  Amy Housewine: *Borkfday, obviously.

273088  VoR: Why is my tongue like velcro

273090  VoR: I know the comment before its posted. It is the sight.

273097  VoR: No duck cuts

273100  VoR: It is my birthday too

273080  xylophone: "Now I am King, Old Man!"

273107  sparename: "I? = Full"

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272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 White Rice: @Prostata As he ventured through Walmart, numberous ondividuals inquired as to if the flowers he was carrying were to make amends with his girlfriend, or if they're for his girlfriend (not sure the double girlfriend stuff there). Firstly, he endeavors to please the ladies, not cause them ire. Secondly, the only girl of import to him is his daughter, and she will be the recipient of the flowers. If any person is of the belief he does anything to rectify relations with the ladies, they are sorely mistaken, as he just leaves if they become unhappy. Laugh my redneck ass off (I'm assuming that's what the R in lmRao is). That's it, more or less. Yay flowers for daughter, boo not fixing things if you mess up/taking responsibility in relationships.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....



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Score:
841
 
 Dan Tagonistic: @Warrax Never been busted by a sniffer cat
 RainbowTornado: @Warrax cats and pigs don't get along
 Warrax: They'd be cops if they could. You fucking know it.
 addend: Nine lives matter.
Image 186809   06-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
414
 
 Ulillillia: @Ihminen There's a hodge-podge of them.
 Ihminen: My terrible spelling has been on the rise at least...
 Ihminen: Has commnism pictures been on the rise lately on this site?
 WaffleIron: How are these things mutually exclusive?
 Ulillillia: Seize the means of cropping
 responsibleadult: @Niels Bohr He's trying, Paw!
 Niels Bohr: Seize the means of reproduction.
 addend: He has no idea she's a Party girl.
 Knice: @dangerkeith3000 Sally dreamt of a society in which all citizens had equal ownership of the white space surrounding their image.
 fink: "Billy couldn't stop thinking about Sally but the only thing on Sally's mind was sweet Marxist ideology..."
Image 186808   06-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
610
 
 karmakat: AIN'T I LOOKING HOT!...baby.
 sad face: Dog is cooler than I am.
Image 186807   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
478
 
 Science: Doodle Pad art by David Jablow. Awesome stuff.
 duchaschmeremol: what's the mic for?
 Ihminen: And thats how I met your mother
 sabredenton: Mustaches are the worst thing ever. No surprise that cops have them all the time.
 bug: Brenda had to admit Steve was way more into this role play than she was.
 drilldo: Is that what a Good Guy With A Gun looks like?
 KickassHellyeah: That's what you get for playing Duct Duct Goose
Image 186806   06-22-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
759
 
 Warrax: This lizard looks a bit like my dog.
 EH: mlip!
 karmakat: I...nearly...got...it!
 KrazyKat: A gecko walks into a bar....something something
 bug: He's here to steal your cherries. -and sell you car insurance.
 Jabberwikket: And I licked that one, and that one, and that one, and that one in spanish
 Derp Herpigan: *mlems microscopically*
Image 186805   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 186804 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by athiest. We'll pray for you, athiest.
Score:
661
 
 grizzly: Objection! Speculation!
 grimes: So when Im dead Ill be too dead to appreciate it? Man. Death is wasted on the dead
 karmakat: last part sounds like my parents!
 responsibleadult: @bug "Section" apparently, for legal documents? alt 0 1 6 7 on Windows
 bug: WTF is that symbol to the left of the 1 key?
 tane: @sabredenton i'm pretty sure i won't know i'm dead when i'm dead, but it's cool to see you get so pissed about it
 sabredenton: How could you possibly know what its like to be dead? That's pretty fucking stupid.
 Knice: Is this why my life is so though?
 addend: Wait... why are you telling /me/ this?
Image 186803   06-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
510
 
 PissedOff: Spears kill the horse
 funny in the wall: stupid sexy horse
 topcity: Ponygon
 karmakat: I WANT TO BREAK FREE!
 Mr. Butt: is THIS why my girlfriend needs more gems?
 Soaps Pierre: Time to reconvene the Warren Commission.
 sabredenton: Porygon has evolved!
 Knice: Nice work; it won't get you a passing grade in Geometry, though.
 Cami: Old-timey rendering.
 Peach: I can only imagine the practice and patience it takes to make a pony this precise.
Image 186802   06-22-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
781
 
 Mr Bleak: That's all very well, but it doesn't answer the more important question: who ate them all?
 Skaalar: This is the censored version. The ending originally rhymed with "hunt".
 Ihminen: Huh... when I got to the "pies, you twat" part I started reading it in Yahtzee Croshaw's voice
 sparename: @Shay "There once was a man from Leigh, Who got stung on the arm by a wasp, When asked if it hurt, He said 'not a lot', It can do it again if it wants"
 Sadbot: retailemployment.jpg
 Shay: There once was a man from Nantucket...
 karmakat: SO THEY DID KNOW SNARK AND SASS, back then!
 highdra: fayre
 Peach: Simple Simon, apologized then, for making conversation. "Sorry Pieman", said Simple Simon, "for my inept oration." The grumpy Pieman, now free of Simon, died alone.
 Knice: Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "I'm not Advanced Simon, you crotch-hammock."
 sparename: "I;m thinking about thos Pies"
Image 186801   06-22-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
375
 
 hot hot dog: better stronger faster
 Air Biscuit: *6 million dollar man noise
Image 186800   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
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