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244533  WannaBee: Instructions unclear. Penis stuck in hole.

244513  BavidDowie: How big would you say that tanline is?

244548  glenalec: We gotta (a-ahem) these microwave ovens!

244537  Dr Awkward: What's the little Hobbit door to the right of the floppy disk drive?

244539  Dr Awkward: The font is the most distressing part of this post.

244519  BavidDowie: Toodles to you fuckers

244538  Zarathustra: I can't believe two very masculine faces can merge into one rather feminine face.

244535  ChubbyBuddy: so why is this place called "306.7?"

244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

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9. VoR
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244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244369 wolfpk: What are you going to do? Here's an idea; do Japan a favor and decline the acceptance.

244406 Side Boob: Same.



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Dreforian uploaded 244121 (1007 points)
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 6. Side Boob: 5747 points
 7. Not A Bot: 3739 points
 8. Mr. Butt: 2975 points
 9. foreversmug: 2932 points
10. waaaaaat: 2911 points
11. Warrax: 2801 points
12. E. HONDA: 2677 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 2447 points
14. a robot: 2251 points
15. fanny: 2120 points
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Score:
414
 
 Ulillillia: @Ihminen There's a hodge-podge of them.
 Ihminen: My terrible spelling has been on the rise at least...
 Ihminen: Has commnism pictures been on the rise lately on this site?
 WaffleIron: How are these things mutually exclusive?
 Ulillillia: Seize the means of cropping
 responsibleadult: @Niels Bohr He's trying, Paw!
 Niels Bohr: Seize the means of reproduction.
 addend: He has no idea she's a Party girl.
 Knice: @dangerkeith3000 Sally dreamt of a society in which all citizens had equal ownership of the white space surrounding their image.
 fink: "Billy couldn't stop thinking about Sally but the only thing on Sally's mind was sweet Marxist ideology..."
Image 186808   06-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
610
 
 karmakat: AIN'T I LOOKING HOT!...baby.
 sad face: Dog is cooler than I am.
Image 186807   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
478
 
 Science: Doodle Pad art by David Jablow. Awesome stuff.
 duchaschmeremol: what's the mic for?
 Ihminen: And thats how I met your mother
 sabredenton: Mustaches are the worst thing ever. No surprise that cops have them all the time.
 bug: Brenda had to admit Steve was way more into this role play than she was.
 drilldo: Is that what a Good Guy With A Gun looks like?
 KickassHellyeah: That's what you get for playing Duct Duct Goose
Image 186806   06-22-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
759
 
 Warrax: This lizard looks a bit like my dog.
 EH: mlip!
 karmakat: I...nearly...got...it!
 KrazyKat: A gecko walks into a bar....something something
 bug: He's here to steal your cherries. -and sell you car insurance.
 Jabberwikket: And I licked that one, and that one, and that one, and that one in spanish
 Derp Herpigan: *mlems microscopically*
Image 186805   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 186804 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by athiest. Your image was bad, athiest.
Score:
661
 
 grizzly: Objection! Speculation!
 Felicity: So when Im dead Ill be too dead to appreciate it? Man. Death is wasted on the dead
 karmakat: last part sounds like my parents!
 responsibleadult: @bug "Section" apparently, for legal documents? alt 0 1 6 7 on Windows
 bug: WTF is that symbol to the left of the 1 key?
 tane: @sabredenton i'm pretty sure i won't know i'm dead when i'm dead, but it's cool to see you get so pissed about it
 sabredenton: How could you possibly know what its like to be dead? That's pretty fucking stupid.
 Knice: Is this why my life is so though?
 addend: Wait... why are you telling /me/ this?
Image 186803   06-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
510
 
 VoR: Spears kill the horse
 funny in the wall: stupid sexy horse
 Felicity: Ponygon
 karmakat: I WANT TO BREAK FREE!
 Mr. Butt: is THIS why my girlfriend needs more gems?
 Soaps Pierre: Time to reconvene the Warren Commission.
 sabredenton: Porygon has evolved!
 Knice: Nice work; it won't get you a passing grade in Geometry, though.
 Cami: Old-timey rendering.
 Peach: I can only imagine the practice and patience it takes to make a pony this precise.
Image 186802   06-22-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
781
 
 Mr Bleak: That's all very well, but it doesn't answer the more important question: who ate them all?
 Skaalar: This is the censored version. The ending originally rhymed with "hunt".
 Ihminen: Huh... when I got to the "pies, you twat" part I started reading it in Yahtzee Croshaw's voice
 sparename: @Shay "There once was a man from Leigh, Who got stung on the arm by a wasp, When asked if it hurt, He said 'not a lot', It can do it again if it wants"
 Sadbot: retailemployment.jpg
 Shay: There once was a man from Nantucket...
 karmakat: SO THEY DID KNOW SNARK AND SASS, back then!
 highdra: fayre
 Peach: Simple Simon, apologized then, for making conversation. "Sorry Pieman", said Simple Simon, "for my inept oration." The grumpy Pieman, now free of Simon, died alone.
 Knice: Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "I'm not Advanced Simon, you crotch-hammock."
 sparename: "I;m thinking about thos Pies"
Image 186801   06-22-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
375
 
 hot hot dog: better stronger faster
 Air Biscuit: *6 million dollar man noise
Image 186800   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Toot.
Image 186799   06-22-17   Uploaded by    grandma
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