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258756  Peter Pantsless: @Solemn their website is super weird too

258760  BavidDowie: Lady on the Tramp

258650  Shay: @dangerkeith3000 Constipation.

258756  Solemn: Seriously, though, Taco Bell's Twitter has some spicy comebacks. I'd compare it with their hot sauce, but I'd never be able to say 'Taco Bell hot sauce' with a straight face.

258749  Mad Collager: Frankly, the same photo could've had both captions.

258749  lecj07: First panel: Khajit needs sweet roll. Second panel: khajit did nothing! Khajit is innocent of this crime!

258754  Mad Collager: What? No fried egg?

258766  Mister Beef: Overcompensating, clearly!

258756  Solemn: SMACKDOWN

258537  Side Boob: Babby's first 'monster' truck. So fierce!

258753  Side Boob: Needs to be on a "Vigo the Carpathian" painting

258733  WTF: RIP Ozzy... He's not dead, I just hope he can take a break from all that shuffling around he does all day.

258745  WTF: Is it a law or something that says all bars have to have these stupid-ass signs?

258731  VeeKay: Champagne supernova! No, wait, that's a damn song. Duh.

258754  Solemn: Totally did not-zi that symbol on the medals.

258740  VeeKay: She's wearing Ede and Ravenscroft.

258750  Solemn: @Frum Temps @fanny *Definitely* too late.

258751  Solemn: Clever girl...

258748  Solemn: FENNEC

258744  Passive: *leans back in rocking chair* I haven't laughed at a good poop joke in years!

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258568 VoR: Super glue

258337 Science: You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide. It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

258590 Science: @Sadbot: Well, considering the gunman is often killed, motivations remain a mystery. Also, the news media doesn't make headlines out of motivations because they usually aren't exciting and take time away from more sensational news items.

258618 a robot: @VeeKay Nah that was my first thought too, like "back in the day when teen idols were in their 30s," but I realized that trend has never really gone away. Like the grown-ass adults on 90210 and in boy bands and stuff.

258524 Shay: Is this the elusive turducken people talk about?

258696 Mr. Butt: Okay.

258520 Science: Holy hell, I just realized that these are Inferno shells from Necromunda...

258679 Robespierre: This charcuterie is enormous

258682 bug: ...unfortunately, I have scoliosis and could really use the extra money for corrective surgery

258546 Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.



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Score:
414
 
 Ulillillia: @Ihminen There's a hodge-podge of them.
 Ihminen: My terrible spelling has been on the rise at least...
 Ihminen: Has commnism pictures been on the rise lately on this site?
 WaffleIron: How are these things mutually exclusive?
 Ulillillia: Seize the means of cropping
 responsibleadult: @Niels Bohr He's trying, Paw!
 Niels Bohr: Seize the means of reproduction.
 addend: He has no idea she's a Party girl.
 Knice: @dangerkeith3000 Sally dreamt of a society in which all citizens had equal ownership of the white space surrounding their image.
 fink: "Billy couldn't stop thinking about Sally but the only thing on Sally's mind was sweet Marxist ideology..."
Image 186808   06-22-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
610
 
 karmakat: AIN'T I LOOKING HOT!...baby.
 sad face: Dog is cooler than I am.
Image 186807   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
478
 
 Science: Doodle Pad art by David Jablow. Awesome stuff.
 duchaschmeremol: what's the mic for?
 Ihminen: And thats how I met your mother
 sabredenton: Mustaches are the worst thing ever. No surprise that cops have them all the time.
 bug: Brenda had to admit Steve was way more into this role play than she was.
 drilldo: Is that what a Good Guy With A Gun looks like?
 KickassHellyeah: That's what you get for playing Duct Duct Goose
Image 186806   06-22-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
759
 
 Warrax: This lizard looks a bit like my dog.
 EH: mlip!
 karmakat: I...nearly...got...it!
 KrazyKat: A gecko walks into a bar....something something
 bug: He's here to steal your cherries. -and sell you car insurance.
 Jabberwikket: And I licked that one, and that one, and that one, and that one in spanish
 Derp Herpigan: *mlems microscopically*
Image 186805   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Image 186804 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by athiest. We'll pray for you, athiest.
Score:
661
 
 grizzly: Objection! Speculation!
 grimes: So when Im dead Ill be too dead to appreciate it? Man. Death is wasted on the dead
 karmakat: last part sounds like my parents!
 responsibleadult: @bug "Section" apparently, for legal documents? alt 0 1 6 7 on Windows
 bug: WTF is that symbol to the left of the 1 key?
 tane: @sabredenton i'm pretty sure i won't know i'm dead when i'm dead, but it's cool to see you get so pissed about it
 sabredenton: How could you possibly know what its like to be dead? That's pretty fucking stupid.
 Knice: Is this why my life is so though?
 addend: Wait... why are you telling /me/ this?
Image 186803   06-22-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
510
 
 VoR: Spears kill the horse
 funny in the wall: stupid sexy horse
 topcity: Ponygon
 karmakat: I WANT TO BREAK FREE!
 Mr. Butt: is THIS why my girlfriend needs more gems?
 Soaps Pierre: Time to reconvene the Warren Commission.
 sabredenton: Porygon has evolved!
 Knice: Nice work; it won't get you a passing grade in Geometry, though.
 Cami: Old-timey rendering.
 Peach: I can only imagine the practice and patience it takes to make a pony this precise.
Image 186802   06-22-17   Uploaded by    epitasis
Score:
781
 
 Mr Bleak: That's all very well, but it doesn't answer the more important question: who ate them all?
 Skaalar: This is the censored version. The ending originally rhymed with "hunt".
 Ihminen: Huh... when I got to the "pies, you twat" part I started reading it in Yahtzee Croshaw's voice
 sparename: @Shay "There once was a man from Leigh, Who got stung on the arm by a wasp, When asked if it hurt, He said 'not a lot', It can do it again if it wants"
 Sadbot: retailemployment.jpg
 Shay: There once was a man from Nantucket...
 karmakat: SO THEY DID KNOW SNARK AND SASS, back then!
 highdra: fayre
 Peach: Simple Simon, apologized then, for making conversation. "Sorry Pieman", said Simple Simon, "for my inept oration." The grumpy Pieman, now free of Simon, died alone.
 Knice: Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "I'm not Advanced Simon, you crotch-hammock."
 sparename: "I;m thinking about thos Pies"
Image 186801   06-22-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
375
 
 hot hot dog: better stronger faster
 Air Biscuit: *6 million dollar man noise
Image 186800   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
378
 
 Mr. Shine: Toot.
Image 186799   06-22-17   Uploaded by    grandma
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