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254059  bug: Can I have an almond cookie?

254031  Robespierre: Latitude, or attitude?

254051  Robespierre: Always worthy

253828  Passive: Welp time to reformat the hard drive

254056  Robespierre: Downright grotesque, and a "Disposable Me" pollutant as well

253834  Passive: I'd wear the fuck out of these

254059  Robespierre: Shit seen

254037  Korrok: Korrok approves.

254042  a robot: Congrats human, you're trapped forever!

254043  a robot: This mixing of memes is highly illogical

253254  Mr Bleak: That's a damn good disguise, Unicorn - it fooled me!

253260  Mr Bleak: @OldKentuckyShark Surprisingly, everyone expected them - they gave you a months notice that they were coming...

253262  Mr Bleak: Romanes eunt domus!

253961  necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253964  necronomicon: If my calculations are correct, when this baby his 88 miles per hour, youre gonna see some serious shit

253286  Mr Bleak: @Amy Housewine It's especially true for cooking bacon, and caramels.

254041  Annoying Vegan : @sparename Cannibal Orphan is my new metal band.

254011  a sedated moose: It's that chalk?

254032  Not A Bot: 'Where's the Lalafells? You promised Lalafells!"

254026  Mad Collager: Well, they both have eggs in them.

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253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253776 trelyate: GOB is that you?



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Score:
941
 
 Joseph: Classic Jenny.
 Bro Bro: I want to have more cake, but I want handsome there to join me.
 Mr. Shine: Cake or death?
 Air Biscuit: The dance is a lie.
 Beeble: Cake is her safeword.
 tib gubb: jenny gets it
 2Berries: @Robespierre carlos, with his perfect, perfect hair
 karmakat: only the CAKE can save me from this CREEPER!
 propro: His hair looks familiar. Oh! That's...
 Meow: His first mistake was trying to compete with an absolute good
 Side Boob: Wise woman
Image 186772   06-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
519
 
 kinggheedra: What kind of science is this
 Science: Man, it's so much easier just to draw a dick with a Sharpie now. Progress is great.
 piranharama: It's like the opposite of a Ken doll
 karmakat: or, is the rest useful to anyone?
 addend: "Do you want to dance with me or have more cake?"
 karmakat: ONLY THE IMPORTANT PARTS included...
 SpaceCow: Ancient love dolls were weird.
 Zukero: Straight to the essential points.
 sir toke a lot: The Ancient Greeks sure did love chiseling genitals.
 Knice: Most of us never progress past this point.
Image 186771   06-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
372
 
 Suburbanmom: A nice open air befuddle mobile for the masses!
 Ihminen: ah yes the chevrolay koloraadou
 WaffleIron: Afterwards the truck is smoking and reads "chevrolaid"
Image 186770   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
242
 
 E. HONDA: I automatically saw the MST3K silhouette at the bottom of this image
 meh: The Creature Of the Stank Lagoon
Image 186769   06-22-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Image 186768 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lorm Bembo. Boo, Lorm Bembo.
Score:
600
 
 Skaalar: I think you're all forgetting the greatest bible verse. "And lo, the many wives of the men of the valley came together and fornicate for three days and nights. The Lord said unto them 'That's hot, keep that shit coming.' And so they did." Scissoring 23:3.
 kinggheedra: Let's all stand outside the payday loan places because of Ezekiel 18:13.
 Hosebag: And here we are, figure one.
 funny in the wall: @Air Biscuit only if you enjoy it.
 Air Biscuit: @funny in the wall im pooping, i hear thats in there too but i havent actually looked.
 Teechur: Happy SAD!
 RiderFan: Nowhere does it say girls cannot kiss girls.
 Sadbot: If only any religion thought it was a sin to harass people just trying to go to class
 addend: All other days we remain unaware.
 karmakat: and, LIKE THEM, every day of the year...I DON'T CARE!
 Zukero: Remember This Day.
 funny in the wall: i am aware of having eaten pork just now. sin awareness is fun
 sparename: After the Vicar's bike was stolen, he gave a sermon about the Ten Commandments aiming to give extra emphasis to 'Thou shalt not steal' in order to guilt the thief into giving his bike back. But when he got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' he remembered where he'd left it...
 Knice: Interesting combination: The kiss implies closeness, but the awkward A-frame hug kinda makes me doubt that they're into it.
 Peach: Best. Sin Awareness Day. Ever.
Image 186767   06-22-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
369
 
 horny horn: One lump or two, jolly green Giant?
 Ihminen: You better hide those energon cubes somewhere safe lady! I heared Megatron is coming for them!
 redmonkey3: New playground is lousy
 Nopetology: Imagine how much money we could make if we taxed it in some special way that proportionally hurts poor people the most. Then we could maybe somehow magically apply this "sugar tax" to everything, including sugar-free diet beverages. Profit!
 skillet: First you get the sugar...
 Mad Collager: Amazing that this much sugar fits in a 12 oz. can!
Image 186766   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 186765 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waxymom. Boo, waxymom.
Score:
439
 
 XLY: I didn't know criminal minds switched networks
 Noremak: It's over 9000!
 the snark: That sure is a sexy sweater. Must be affecting his horny level.
 Peach: Someday you'll find your mountain bottom.
 Mr. Butt: Is that Jiro Dan?
 karmakat: great...a TEENAGER!
 petepuma: me either, now
 Meow: Thats why I got fired from SeaWorld
 Knice: *swipes right*
 sparename: "For goodness sake take yourself in hand, man"
Image 186764   06-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
337
 
 Wet farts: What a train wreck
 Mr. Shine: Whoopsie
 Mr Shifty: Doesn't happen with wind or solar.
 Scoo: Dammit, Billy, I *told* you not to put that penny on the tracks!
 karmakat: I bet it happened because of a PEBBLE!
 petepuma: the Great Hobo Disaster of 1932
Image 186763   06-22-17   Uploaded by    lavender
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