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262291  shadebane: autorad for RE

262291  Disclosure: Totally not dead bodies.

262291  danny: Listen to the voice in your head. Everything is fine. You left no forensic evidence that you did anything here. Just leave calmly and quietly...

262291  Magic Bullets: This is fine.

262276  Teechur: @rip odb They won't bring in any ticks or fleas, either.

262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

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Score:
941
 
 Joseph: Classic Jenny.
 Bro Bro: I want to have more cake, but I want handsome there to join me.
 Mr. Shine: Cake or death?
 Air Biscuit: The dance is a lie.
 Beeble: Cake is her safeword.
 tib gubb: jenny gets it
 2Berries: @Robespierre carlos, with his perfect, perfect hair
 karmakat: only the CAKE can save me from this CREEPER!
 propro: His hair looks familiar. Oh! That's...
 Meow: His first mistake was trying to compete with an absolute good
 Side Boob: Wise woman
Image 186772   06-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
519
 
 kinggheedra: What kind of science is this
 Science: Man, it's so much easier just to draw a dick with a Sharpie now. Progress is great.
 piranharama: It's like the opposite of a Ken doll
 karmakat: or, is the rest useful to anyone?
 addend: "Do you want to dance with me or have more cake?"
 karmakat: ONLY THE IMPORTANT PARTS included...
 SpaceCow: Ancient love dolls were weird.
 Zukero: Straight to the essential points.
 sir toke a lot: The Ancient Greeks sure did love chiseling genitals.
 Knice: Most of us never progress past this point.
Image 186771   06-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
372
 
 Suburbanmom: A nice open air befuddle mobile for the masses!
 Ihminen: ah yes the chevrolay koloraadou
 WaffleIron: Afterwards the truck is smoking and reads "chevrolaid"
Image 186770   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
242
 
 E. HONDA: I automatically saw the MST3K silhouette at the bottom of this image
 meh: The Creature Of the Stank Lagoon
Image 186769   06-22-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Image 186768 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lorm Bembo. We'll pray for you, Lorm Bembo.
Score:
600
 
 Skaalar: I think you're all forgetting the greatest bible verse. "And lo, the many wives of the men of the valley came together and fornicate for three days and nights. The Lord said unto them 'That's hot, keep that shit coming.' And so they did." Scissoring 23:3.
 kinggheedra: Let's all stand outside the payday loan places because of Ezekiel 18:13.
 Hosebag: And here we are, figure one.
 funny in the wall: @Air Biscuit only if you enjoy it.
 Air Biscuit: @funny in the wall im pooping, i hear thats in there too but i havent actually looked.
 Teechur: Happy SAD!
 RiderFan: Nowhere does it say girls cannot kiss girls.
 Sadbot: If only any religion thought it was a sin to harass people just trying to go to class
 addend: All other days we remain unaware.
 karmakat: and, LIKE THEM, every day of the year...I DON'T CARE!
 Zukero: Remember This Day.
 funny in the wall: i am aware of having eaten pork just now. sin awareness is fun
 sparename: After the Vicar's bike was stolen, he gave a sermon about the Ten Commandments aiming to give extra emphasis to 'Thou shalt not steal' in order to guilt the thief into giving his bike back. But when he got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' he remembered where he'd left it...
 Knice: Interesting combination: The kiss implies closeness, but the awkward A-frame hug kinda makes me doubt that they're into it.
 Peach: Best. Sin Awareness Day. Ever.
Image 186767   06-22-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
369
 
 horny horn: One lump or two, jolly green Giant?
 Ihminen: You better hide those energon cubes somewhere safe lady! I heared Megatron is coming for them!
 redmonkey3: New playground is lousy
 Nopetology: Imagine how much money we could make if we taxed it in some special way that proportionally hurts poor people the most. Then we could maybe somehow magically apply this "sugar tax" to everything, including sugar-free diet beverages. Profit!
 skillet: First you get the sugar...
 Mad Collager: Amazing that this much sugar fits in a 12 oz. can!
Image 186766   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 186765 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waxymom. Your image was bad, waxymom.
Score:
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 XLY: I didn't know criminal minds switched networks
 Noremak: It's over 9000!
 the snark: That sure is a sexy sweater. Must be affecting his horny level.
 Peach: Someday you'll find your mountain bottom.
 Mr. Butt: Is that Jiro Dan?
 karmakat: great...a TEENAGER!
 petepuma: me either, now
 Meow: Thats why I got fired from SeaWorld
 Knice: *swipes right*
 sparename: "For goodness sake take yourself in hand, man"
Image 186764   06-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
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 Wet farts: What a train wreck
 Mr. Shine: Whoopsie
 Mr Shifty: Doesn't happen with wind or solar.
 Scoo: Dammit, Billy, I *told* you not to put that penny on the tracks!
 karmakat: I bet it happened because of a PEBBLE!
 petepuma: the Great Hobo Disaster of 1932
Image 186763   06-22-17   Uploaded by    lavender
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