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228504  Robespierre: Ploughed ... for HER pleasure.

228493  Robespierre: "And now, emanating from the Secaucus Lounge of the fabulous Fandango Hotel in Weehawken, New Jersey, we proudly present the celestial melodies of Lou Waxman and his Orchestra, who ask the age old musical question..."

228500  Robespierre: "Hm. Colour me dubious."

228503  Robespierre: Where the Twilight Zone meets Flavourtown.

228497  Yam: Shin Becky no Kyojin

228429  Korrok: Korrok approves....

228499  WTF: @WotGives You've heard the saying "Those at the top work 21.76 times as hard."

228502  fumbduck: "We all floss down here."

228502  WTF: "Brush your teeth or I will find you!"

228383  FatTigerWoods: Please recycle

228497  fumbduck: She had the paramedics wait for 30 minutes because she wasn't satisfied with how the snapchat turned out. Millenials.

228491  Dr Awkward: By the author of "I hope your burnt your fucking tongue off with the lava cheese on my pizza rolls"

228492  Dr Awkward: Usually, the "I" in team is a fucking A-hole. Looking at you, Gary.

228500  Bluetocracy: where's your jaunty hat, mr. puss 'n boots?

228493  Dr Awkward: Onward, Men. Adventure awaits!

228490  Scoo: "Wit whiz!" ::shoves money forward::

228495  Dr Awkward: C'mon, I'm supposed to believe that's only 40 cherries?

228499  PenguinBartender: @WotGives Reminds me of the end and credit sequence of The Other Guys.

228497  Dr Awkward: Stupid sexy zombie

228500  Dr Awkward: This cat is making an Emma Watson / Hermoine smirk

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228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228322 Robespierre: @VeeKay No, it sounds romantic because Reggie here is querying Inflatable Dolls. And what's more romantic than a Miss Pinky of your very own?

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?



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Score:
941
 
 Joseph: Classic Jenny.
 Felicity: I want to have more cake, but I want handsome there to join me.
 Mr. Shine: Cake or death?
 Air Biscuit: The dance is a lie.
 Beeble: Cake is her safeword.
 tib gubb: jenny gets it
 2Berries: @Robespierre carlos, with his perfect, perfect hair
 karmakat: only the CAKE can save me from this CREEPER!
 Robespierre: His hair looks familiar. Oh! That's...
 Meow: His first mistake was trying to compete with an absolute good
 Side Boob: Wise woman
Image 186772   06-22-17   Uploaded by    grizzly
Score:
519
 
 kinggheedra: What kind of science is this
 Science: Man, it's so much easier just to draw a dick with a Sharpie now. Progress is great.
 piranharama: It's like the opposite of a Ken doll
 karmakat: or, is the rest useful to anyone?
 addend: "Do you want to dance with me or have more cake?"
 karmakat: ONLY THE IMPORTANT PARTS included...
 SpaceCow: Ancient love dolls were weird.
 Zukero: Straight to the essential points.
 dangerkeith3000: The Ancient Greeks sure did love chiseling genitals.
 Knice: Most of us never progress past this point.
Image 186771   06-22-17   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
372
 
 Suburbanmom: A nice open air befuddle mobile for the masses!
 Ihminen: ah yes the chevrolay koloraadou
 WaffleIron: Afterwards the truck is smoking and reads "chevrolaid"
Image 186770   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hapi papi
Score:
242
 
 E. HONDA: I automatically saw the MST3K silhouette at the bottom of this image
 Robespierre: The Creature Of the Stank Lagoon
Image 186769   06-22-17   Uploaded by    stunt nuts
Image 186768 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lorm Bembo. Your image was bad, Lorm Bembo.
Score:
600
 
 Skaalar: I think you're all forgetting the greatest bible verse. "And lo, the many wives of the men of the valley came together and fornicate for three days and nights. The Lord said unto them 'That's hot, keep that shit coming.' And so they did." Scissoring 23:3.
 kinggheedra: Let's all stand outside the payday loan places because of Ezekiel 18:13.
 Hosebag: And here we are, figure one.
 funny in the wall: @Air Biscuit only if you enjoy it.
 Air Biscuit: @funny in the wall im pooping, i hear thats in there too but i havent actually looked.
 Teechur: Happy SAD!
 RiderFan: Nowhere does it say girls cannot kiss girls.
 Sadbot: If only any religion thought it was a sin to harass people just trying to go to class
 addend: All other days we remain unaware.
 karmakat: and, LIKE THEM, every day of the year...I DON'T CARE!
 Zukero: Remember This Day.
 funny in the wall: i am aware of having eaten pork just now. sin awareness is fun
 sparename: After the Vicar's bike was stolen, he gave a sermon about the Ten Commandments aiming to give extra emphasis to 'Thou shalt not steal' in order to guilt the thief into giving his bike back. But when he got to 'Thou shalt not commit adultery' he remembered where he'd left it...
 Knice: Interesting combination: The kiss implies closeness, but the awkward A-frame hug kinda makes me doubt that they're into it.
 Peach: Best. Sin Awareness Day. Ever.
Image 186767   06-22-17   Uploaded by    reply
Score:
369
 
 dangerkeith3000: One lump or two, jolly green Giant?
 Ihminen: You better hide those energon cubes somewhere safe lady! I heared Megatron is coming for them!
 redmonkey3: New playground is lousy
 Nopetology: Imagine how much money we could make if we taxed it in some special way that proportionally hurts poor people the most. Then we could maybe somehow magically apply this "sugar tax" to everything, including sugar-free diet beverages. Profit!
 skillet: First you get the sugar...
 Mad Collager: Amazing that this much sugar fits in a 12 oz. can!
Image 186766   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Jak
Image 186765 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waxymom. Your image was bad, waxymom.
Score:
439
 
 XLY: I didn't know criminal minds switched networks
 Noremak: It's over 9000!
 dangerkeith3000: That sure is a sexy sweater. Must be affecting his horny level.
 Peach: Someday you'll find your mountain bottom.
 Mr. Butt: Is that Jiro Dan?
 karmakat: great...a TEENAGER!
 petepuma: me either, now
 Meow: Thats why I got fired from SeaWorld
 Knice: *swipes right*
 sparename: "For goodness sake take yourself in hand, man"
Image 186764   06-22-17   Uploaded by    nerdhulk
Score:
337
 
 Wet farts: What a train wreck
 Mr. Shine: Whoopsie
 Mr Shifty: Doesn't happen with wind or solar.
 Scoo: Dammit, Billy, I *told* you not to put that penny on the tracks!
 karmakat: I bet it happened because of a PEBBLE!
 petepuma: the Great Hobo Disaster of 1932
Image 186763   06-22-17   Uploaded by    lavender
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