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257798  Mad Collager: And "Hollywood" is street talk for Christmas erection.

257791  VoR: This post gave me crabs

257789  Hyphae: Opposite the camera is a gang of dogs stepping forward and snapping in rhythm a la West Side Story

10959  jljocque: @avemaria Most dads in that situation would not have the option of retiring. Does that make them bad fathers?

257796  jochenau: The hand mixer is definitely for the tofu! Definitely!

257787  raditzu: No sex causes bed eyes?

257796  Dr Awkward: This is all very specific.

257437  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward Ahem... "Yub Nub"

257787  jochenau: @PenguinBartender I tried to translate by hand but a) Braille is way more complicated than I thought, and b) I stopped after DITHCW, CHA.GF because I was probably doing something wrong.

257782  Dr Awkward: Oh. Men.

257788  Dr Awkward: The Fast and the Furriest

257763  SuedeOxford: "Jesus, Dave. Did you type this with your balls or something?"

257790  Dr Awkward: #WalmartLyfe

10879  jljocque: Light on the sausage.

257791  Dr Awkward: This is pretty neat, actually.

257794  Dr Awkward: Turn down for what?

257750  SpaceCow: "I think you're thinking of Pina Colada-burg."

257763  SpaceCow: "Would you like to turn on Sticky Keys?"

257772  SpaceCow: Right about then the speakers start playing Quad City DJs.

257782  SpaceCow: Only cast members of The Omen may pee here. You get out of here, Linda Blair.

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Score:
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 Skaalar: God this makes me feel old for some reason.
 Ihminen: Yea this is familiar whenever I'm seacrhing for a specific bootleg live recording of some band or artist...
 Uncle Phil: I found a good result on like page 10 once. It was the personal site of some dude in eastern europe, and the only english text on the page was my search query. It was a zip mirror of what I was looking for. It took me all day to download it, and it probably set his computer on fire.
 jochenau: Is this before or after I go back and put quotes around all of my search terms because Google decided to search for what it wanted, instead of what I asked it to?
 sparename: For me, 1:-Adverts, all basically saying "You searched for X, we don't have X but look at..." .. 2/3:- More adverts, from people saying "These are our sponsored reviews of the things you are looking for" .. 4-8:- "You might possibly find a non-advert of what you actually want" .. 8 on:- "We'll ignore your more specific search terms to give you more adverts" ..
Image 186747   06-22-17   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: You need to watch or he can't get off...but don't make eye contact! Damn important...he is touchy about eye contact
 Rat-Butt: You need to watch or he can't get off...but don't make eye contact! Damn important...he is touchy about eye contact
 discodisco: It reminds me of a Dire Wraith
 addend: Catapoot.
 crappypants: Ready ... aim ...
 Rat-Butt: Deez nutz!
 Rat-Butt: Ever wondered how cat poop ended up on the top shelf?
 Rat-Butt: There are really two cats there...just Roman wrestling here, guys, nothing to see here...nothing to see...
 Rat-Butt: This thing is loaded! Where the f**k is the f**king catnip, mother f**ker!! I needs it...NOW!
 SomeCanadian: Ooooh. That's where my feelings are.
 Knice: Pew! Pew!
 piranharama: "You're home early..."
Image 186746   06-22-17   Uploaded by    berlin
Image 186745 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by electrode. You have brought shame on us, electrode.
Score:
754
 
 White Rice: @Bagels vets office.
 petepuma: welcome to the vet
 Bagels: Why is there a keyboard in the bathroom?
 Rat-Butt: First you kick me outta bed...the you kick me off the couch...now the freakin sink? I needs to sleep, mama!!!
 Rat-Butt: First you kick me outta bed...the you kick me off the couch...now the freakin sink? I needs to sleep, mama!!!
 Rat-Butt: Wash your hands...I dare you!
 Rat-Butt: Is my brother done licking himself on the rug? I needs to use the bathroom and he is hogging the rug!
 SomeCanadian: @Side Boob We're going to need a bigger sink.
 Side Boob: *Jaws music*
Image 186744   06-22-17   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
319
 
 SomeCanadian: @White Rice Eh. Might as well have one more thing in my life to dull with alcohol.
 White Rice: @SomeCanadian but then you'll never find out what this restipe is. Can you live with yourself if you don't find out?
 tib gubb: wario is hella jacked
 Ihminen: WA!!!
 SomeCanadian: If this is an erotic sim I'm out of here.
Image 186743   06-22-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
245
 
 Skaalar: ... Now I really wanna bust out Super Mario Sunshine and get high while I play.... Yeah, that'd be fun.
 annterland: Omg, yep...it's a bong
 wolfpk: The real magic mushroom.
 piranharama: I love all my fellow toads
Image 186742   06-22-17   Uploaded by    Kevin II
Score:
578
 
 Skaalar: Love these :3
 Rat-Butt: LOL...ahhhh, fat jokes...No bueno
 duckfarts: same
Image 186741   06-22-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: The Spice must flow!
 Rat-Butt: Say it,Red...say what big eyes I have!!
 Rat-Butt: Pusstulio commands you! Kneel before Zim!!
 Rat-Butt: Its not a tum-or!
 Rat-Butt: Tell me...and be honest...do my lips look big?
 Rat-Butt: ...I am beautiful...and I am special...and gosh darn it, I like me!
 Rat-Butt: Damn helmet head!
 Rat-Butt: Anyone got an aspirin? My head feels like it's gonna explode!
 Rat-Butt: Look at the brain on Brad!!!
 Rat-Butt: Be honest...is this zit on mthe head noticeable? It feels yuge...
 Rat-Butt: That's no fish...it a baby Buluga whale...
 Knice: I love all my fellow Toads.
 Nopetology: @Borkf Indeed. And it's a spectacular fish. My complaints involve the process used to create this fish, not the fish itself. There's no denying the fact that it's an incredible fish. It's worthy of a full-on Facit Sejam.
 Nopetology: @Borkf Indeed. And it's a spectacular fish. My complaints involve the process used to create this fish, not the fish itself. There's no denying the fact that it's an incredible fish. It's worthy of a full-on Facit Sejam.
 Borkf: @Nopetology It sure is a fish.
 Nopetology: That switcherino is beautiful. When I start selling re-useable foam water-cleansing cartridges that you squeeze the crud out of in the sink and then put right back into the aquarium's purification unit, I might just call them Switcherinos.
 Nopetology: I'm a pretty serious fish guy, and have some unconventional ideas about filtration that work wonderfully and can keep people from wasting lots of money on disposable switcherino cartridges. But I doubt everyone wants to hear about that. Not sure how to move from public to private messages on here. Is that even possible? If not, should it be?
 Nopetology: It's not as easy to breed these Archocentrus sajica as it is to breed most of their related species, but I've had good luck a few times so far. So I have some extras that could go to good homes. If you're in northern Illinois or southern Wisconsin, let me know and I'll try to set you up with some really cool fish..
 piranharama: @Nopetology Come to the friendly spaceship and learn something.
 Nopetology: I tend towards fish that are smaller and less aggressive than most of these bruisers, and I have something that's very much like a mini flowerhorn- Archocentrus sajica. Males have stocky, square bodies and grow a moderately sized bump on their heads as they get older. Nothing like the inflated balloon the guy in this pic is wearing, but you can see where it came from. Lots of metallic blue veined patterns and reddish color on the males, too- sometimes the red even starts to tend towards purple. Females are smaller, and have a lot of yellow and black in the fins.
 Nopetology: It takes large aquariums to properly care for most of the big Central American cichlids that got mixed together to make Flowerhorns. Trimacs, Midas, Dovii, etc. The actual recipes are closely-held trade secrets among a few Asian fish farms. The eye color and spangles that resemble writing in some exceptional specimens look like total Trimac to me.
 Nopetology: This flowerhorn looks rad, but I'm not a fan of these kinds of hybrid fish. Nature has given us more wonderful and interesting species of fish than anyone could realistically keep in several lifetimes. The hybridization process that results in fish like this one also results in vast numbers of fish that aren't like this one and are killed because their appearance doesn't meet expectations. Anybody who likes flowerhorns should try some of the big Central American fish that were their ancestors first. The pure species are much less likely to have weird health problems than hybrids anyway..
 jazzjunkie: Deflect its projectiles with your shield.
Image 186740   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 E. HONDA: libum dentata
 charmander: Psygnosis cake
 Mad Collager: The cake that ices its eater
 Rat-Butt: Yep...that is one mean box of Kleenx...that there will make any man stop masterbating...but I am not just any man!
 Borkf: Soviet Russian cake.
 illBilliam: Ow! This cake just bit me!
 duchaschmeremol: the tart that eats you
 apoxia: That's fierce
Image 186739   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
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 Rat-Butt: Take me home tonight...I don't want to let you go til we see the light!!!
 Rat-Butt: Take me home tonight...I don't want to let you go til we see the light!!!
 Rat-Butt: Take me home tonight...I don't want to let you go til we see the light!!!
 Rat-Butt: What's new p*ssy cat!
 Rat-Butt: What's new beautiful people cat!
 Rat-Butt: My, my, my...what am I going to do with you? You are my bitch now, Paddington!
 Rat-Butt: I tell ya, the cats in the cradle with a silver spoon
 Rat-Butt: I toght I saw a puddy cat...I did! I did saw a puddy cat!!!
 Rat-Butt: What's new beautiful people cat...
 Rat-Butt: What's new beautiful people cat...
 Rat-Butt: Baby, I just want to be YOUR teddy bear!
 Rat-Butt: Its a $150 for 1/2 hour...if you want the kinky stuff it will cost you extra...hair balling? Free the 1st time...
 FabricMan: "Are you my mommy?"
Image 186738   06-22-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
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