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216226  VeeKay: Are you a hawk or a dove?

216236  FunkyDrunk: Hello again, Phteven.

216229  VeeKay: Indian army's heavy Vedic Infantry trooper.

216231  VeeKay: I see we're having abomination again this christmas.

216236  Mr. Skeltal: ... "My Dog Is Amazing" ...

216210  Amy Housewine: How now, translucent cow.

216167  Korrok: I can dig it.

216214  Amy Housewine: Liz gots places to be.

216217  Amy Housewine: Step one: Distract the driver by pointing and exclaiming "Look, it's the Goodyear blimp!". Step two: Siphon off all of their petrol.

216219  carpwoman: The way God intended.

216183  VeeKay: Not entirely sorry it's in a cell.

215828  magicmormon: I think his search is dead in the water, it went belly up a long time ago.

216190  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215896  carpwoman: Palpable.

216193  VeeKay: 100 kilotonnes should take care of that nicely.

215828  Cheesecake: I'll have one of whatever he's smoking.

216191  Aufziehvogel: Asleep is the marble gravestone of Laurence Matheson (1930-1987), sculpted at the request of his widow by artist Peter Shipperheyn. The grave of Laurence Matheson is located in the Mount Macedon Cemetery of Victoria, Australia.

216223  Butcherboy: Wheres that darn hippocampus

216204  VeeKay: Apologise? For last night? Fuck it, get a couple of cases of Pink Panther Piss.

215829  crappypants: But Apple came around well after Samsung

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216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

216141 kazzy94: @Cami Gigabarrel is my super hero name.

216067 Joseph: I think I know, did he shout "Deal with it"?

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216019 manlyman: That's going to hit him in the back of his head if it goes all around the moon.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

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11. arctic fox: 1122 points
12. ChubbyBuddy: 1118 points
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 Felicity: $45 flat rate
 ch: +10 for the innovative radiator hose wallgouge
 Dr Awkward: Y U so smol, kitteh?
 Hosebag: Dude, do you even lift?
 Scoo: Go 'way, poopin
Image 186267   06-19-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 FireBreathingMarmot: cat thanksgiving
 fanny: just fly you dumb bird. oh right.
 dangerous dave: There's always cheetahs at the train station!
 Christina: Race for your life!
Image 186266   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Dank Means
 duckfarts: that's some extreme side-eye
 werterland: Mom really does have Eye in the back of her head.
 Christina: Seeing form behind.
 Scoo: Eye see what you did there
 Cami: Nope, just quality weed.
Image 186265   06-19-17   Uploaded by    charmander
 duckfarts: is that camera a mavica?!
 grizzly: @Christina I made mixed cds all the time!
 Wooden Spoon: @Shay: in rural America it's home made Christian rock CDs, but pretty much tre same thing.
 Shay: @Christina Go to your local convenience store/bodega and I guarantee you you'll find a stack of hip-hop mix CDs for sale.
 Christina: @Shay People used to make mix tapes, not mix CDs.
 tib gubb: this was a long time coming...
 Scoo: You shoulda seen the buggy whip beat the crap outta the Model T
 Borkf: @Shay There's an LP stood behind him with a tyre iron though.
 Shay: I guess the cassette tape won his battle against compact disc just a few minutes ago.
Image 186264   06-19-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 Warrax: Tacky as fuck. At least get a pin-on one.
 Christina: Does it come with actual chicken? O.o
 square44: but has it been to space?
Image 186263   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Smorlacks
 ignatz: Thelf more like
 Warrax: Eat me.
 Wooden Spoon: Why does she lick herself? Because she can.
 trelyate: 4 tabs at once is a lot
 Mad Collager: What a tasteful selfie!
 Shay: Clever girl.
Image 186262   06-19-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 Christina: (Comment is optional.)
Image 186261   06-19-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
 Zampano: @jochenau arson/insurance fraud setting, lmfao
 dangerous dave: @jochenau ...Until that one time in ten that the opposite is true, and you end up toasting your bread 37 times.
 jochenau: @Zampano With most of the toasters I've used, the human-usable settings occupy only the lowest 20% of the dial. The remaining 80% are settings like "charcoal", "activate smoke alarm", and "arson/home insurance fraud".
 Zampano: i prefer my toast a bit dark (G5) but ive never understood why they put that setting on toasters that is "so damned burnt no one in their right mind would it"
 WaffleIron: Waffle based media is most superior.
 ch: artists please i beg of you ... stop blowing my tiny mind with your labor-intensive skill-free multiples thank you
 ch: artists please i beg of you ... stop blowing my tiny mind with your labor-intensive skill-free multiples thank you
 Christina: Food art is good, but I prefer the ones you can actually eat.
 Borkf: I'll have a B5 please.
Image 186260   06-19-17   Uploaded by    eurotrash
 Horatio: Exception for the friendly spaceship.
 Scoo: @a robot If that doesn't exist for Safari, I'm going to develop it!
 a robot: @Scoo I have a Firefox extension that changes his name to a series of colorful adjectives such as "The Tantrum Pumpkin," "The Monument to Hubris," and "Our National Nightmare," and it does also include "The Living Youtube Comment Thread." Very apt.
 Snowta: The Friendly Spaceship is the only escape from the realities of this cruel world
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Scary to think such an embodiment is not only in a position of great power, but apparently still supported by almost half the people in the country.
 Scoo: During the campaign, I heard Trump described as "the living embodiment of an internet comments section"
 Peach: me after reading the comments on aggro-gator: put away the flame-throwers, humanity is RAD!
 Mr. Butt: Accurate.
Image 186259   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
 square44: "oh, this article online has a comments section? surely my fellow readers will have some good insights"
Image 186258   06-19-17   Uploaded by    leia
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