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221265  Oh Don Piano: Looks fake.

221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

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221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

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221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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 Horatio: Exception for the friendly spaceship.
 Scoo: @a robot If that doesn't exist for Safari, I'm going to develop it!
 a robot: @Scoo I have a Firefox extension that changes his name to a series of colorful adjectives such as "The Tantrum Pumpkin," "The Monument to Hubris," and "Our National Nightmare," and it does also include "The Living Youtube Comment Thread." Very apt.
 Snowta: The Friendly Spaceship is the only escape from the realities of this cruel world
 Mad Collager: @Scoo Scary to think such an embodiment is not only in a position of great power, but apparently still supported by almost half the people in the country.
 Scoo: During the campaign, I heard Trump described as "the living embodiment of an internet comments section"
 Peach: me after reading the comments on aggro-gator: put away the flame-throwers, humanity is RAD!
 Mr. Butt: Accurate.
Image 186259   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
159
 
 square44: "oh, this article online has a comments section? surely my fellow readers will have some good insights"
Image 186258   06-19-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
479
 
 elronhubard: @Hosebag Lolllll
 Nopetology: Yep, you've got ewoks. We'll send in a few AT-ST crews and they'll clear that right up for. I can even get you our off-season discount rate. Does Thursday work?
 duckfarts: brush your teeth or the furman will find you
 Christina: Can I kill at least this one in self-defense?
 Hosebag: This triggered my Doberman!
 Scoo: Coatee cha tu yub nub!
Image 186257   06-19-17   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
243
 
 Horatio: Timely
 Felicity: ZOII?
 Ulillillia: I want to say timely but it does look kind of neat.
 sabredenton: Lou?
 RalphyNoPants: Still a better logo than the Olympics.
Image 186256   06-19-17   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
478
 
 Warrax: Cool balloons.
 Thurb Grunombies: Robotech reboot looking good
 Mad Collager: Criminy! It seems like every summer there're more of these things around!
Image 186255   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Jolly Well
Score:
472
 
 Mad Collager: So, it seems this guy is well on the way to purple.
 Shay: You certainly do have a spotted dick there buddy.
 Off Topic: Your selfie stick is huge!
 Ihminen: This made me giggle like a silly bastard
 Christina: Must have hurt to take that pic from inside.
Image 186254   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Jonananathan
Score:
291
 
 duckfarts: happy birthday, mel blount
 Warrax: Your family should budget more on candles.
 dangerous dave: I, too, am 47.
 Christina: Had to make do with the candles available.
Image 186253   06-19-17   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
491
 
 Scoo: Cinnamon Toast Creep
 Christina: *Shlurp.
Image 186252   06-19-17   Uploaded by    shipotle
Score:
736
 
 Felicity: I love his widows peak
 Amy Housewine: Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
 wolfpk: Yo dog
 Borkf: Buddy Christ in doggo form.
 Mr. Butt: 1 lik = 1 prayer for compressed doggo
 Christina: High five!
Image 186251   06-19-17   Uploaded by    chemical
Score:
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 duckfarts: @Christina along with a fist pump, yes
 Lantry: @Wooden Spoon also in the classic film "The Wicker Man" starting Nic Cage
 Wooden Spoon: Wasn't there a religion that actually did this? Charlie Manson's family or the people in heinline's A Stranger In A Strange Labd?
 Thurb Grunombies: Admiral Ackbar warned you, son
 ThoughtlessGentleman: I like talking about porn, looking at porn and gettin handys in the water whatd you say this religion is again?
 sparename: " # Prepare yourself, You know it's a must, Gotta have a friend named Jesus.. # "
 Christina: Is the third step a hand job?
 Sadbot: Tradecraft for Jeebus
Image 186250   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
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