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263003  El hefe: Oh, Carrot Top...

263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.



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Score:
719
 
 Hokie333: Your ramen looks sick.
 VoR: Sheeps clothing doesn't make the wolf
Image 186238   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Beer 30
Score:
432
 
 Horatio: As I sailor, I can confirm it's all true.
 Mr. Shine: I've heard this about sailors.
 ptrain: The political cartoonist period of Tom of Finlands career
 Suburbanmom: the most popular guy in the navy, especially out at sea
 carpwoman: @Shay - *facepalm*
 Hosebag: It was the best of times, it was the wurst of times.
 Shay: The wurst Knoblauch is Chuck Knoblauch.
 SomeCanadian: Somehow I think the opposite is true. @jochenau
 jochenau: Garlicwurst? He's not going to be very popular with the other sailors...
 VoR: Wurst situation has happened
 Ulillillia: Er ist mutig.
 Zampano: He just grabs them ( #186154 )
Image 186237   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
487
 
 Borkf: @Christina Seriously though, that bath water looks like chicken stock!
 Christina: While you defile me with this filthy bath, my evil brother is stealing all my gold.
Image 186236   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
770
 
 Scoo: My Precioussss
 Yam: Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your air. Where are you?
 Ulillillia: Das ist mein Geld. mein
 Christina: It will take all the money!
Image 186235   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Score:
126
 
 generic: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, cowboy boot
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 Horatio: @jochenau what if I see 15 and 17...
 jazzjunkie: Worst Rorschach test ever
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic You already have your call sign. "You're dangerous, Dan Tagonistic."
 soccer: I can only see 12. What do I win?
 Dan Tagonistic: @piranharama YES! Get Kelly McGillis on the phone
 cassette1: I can do them all except the last one, which looks like )1 to me
 piranharama: @Dan Tagonistic Actually no Dan! The advent of beyond-visual-range attack capabilities (long range radar guided air-to-air missiles) means that the visual requirements to fly fighter jets has been relaxed. Unless you're too blind to see the HUD two feet in front of you clearly, in that case you may be in trouble.
 Borkf: @carpwoman @jochenau I can see what they've done on the bottom left and centre. They've made parts of the numbers different colours to give more than one answer. Pretty sure @FabricMan is trolling about the 84.
 carpwoman: @jochenau - Yay me? I can see 17 and 15. 17 if I'm using peripheral vision.
 Dan Tagonistic: @jochenau I only saw the 15 in the bottom left when you mentioned it. Are my dreams of flying Top Gun shattered?
 Hosebag: Hey fun tip. After 6 hits of LSD, you can hear the color blue.
 Hosebag: I found these crackers to be tasteless and not very filling.
 jochenau: Caveat #2: these tests are designed to be used in printed form and computer monitors may not give accurate results
 jochenau: Caveat #1: translation accuracy not guaranteed
 jochenau: "Bottom right: people who see five have a blue color vision abnormality (common, 3.75% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom center: people who see 70 have a red color vision abnormality (fairly common, 1.25% [of population?])"
 jochenau: "Bottom left: people who see 17 have a blue color vision abnormality (very rare)."
 SomeCanadian: Same @Nopetology @LogicKitty
 LogicKitty: Glad I'm not the only one that can't see the last one and was kinda freaking out about it
 Nopetology: @Quackzy I can't see 84 either. Everything else is fine.
 Shay: The last one is a fluke.
 Quackzy: Does that actually say 84? Am I colorblind? Can someone please translate I am having a crisis @FabricMan
 VoR: @Christina math the universal language
 Christina: People unable to read Japanese can only understand the numbers in the text.
 FabricMan: 6, 12, 73, 15, 29, 84. Easy!
Image 186234   06-19-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
384
 
 Ulillillia: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 Wooden Spoon: Ooo, a "Head Bag"! It's chock full of heady-goodness!
 square44: Cool.
 Hosebag: Amazing what science can do these days.
 Yam: @Christina That's what these guys did too, they just put the tap water in a bottle before freezing it.
 Christina: Or you can just freeze a bag of tap water and go with it.
 Knice: What dark sorcery is this??
Image 186233   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Semaphore
Score:
627
 
 sabredenton: Homer, Homer Simpson, he's about to hit a chestnut treeeee....
 Ihminen: Waaaaiiiiit what? a right hand drive corvette?
 Shay: They Live (2017)
 Christina: Did anybody else notice how strange was for Homer Simpson to own a pink car? Besides the yellow skin. ( + 1)
Image 186232   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
706
 
 Niels Bohr: Natch
 Hosebag: Dees birds are getting Marx all over my Lada!
 cizhiresb: bullshit.He arrives in Lada
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall proletariat
 funny in the wall: @funny in the wall aaaand that's prolitariat
 funny in the wall: i feel like a volkswagen would be more fitting given his fondness for production and the proletariate
 antipatterns: shit man marx never wore no tie, and if he did it was a bow tie!
 funny in the wall: leave my man Karl alone, crows.
Image 186231   06-19-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
65
 
 rockkstar: I cant see the numbers in this one either
 Bill Rye: @VoR filmiliar
 Christina: Never watched this movie.
 VoR: Looks familiar
Image 186230   06-19-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
444
 
 Hippitus Hoppitus: MVEMJSUNP
 Niels Bohr: @Quackzy nothing is larger than Uranus.
 SomeCanadian: It's certainly bigger than Urectum @Quackzy
 Quackzy: This is fake. The sun is supposed to be inside the center of Hollow Earth. Also Venus is not larger than Uranus
 Christina: Take that, globtards! The Earth is flat and bigger that Jupiter. Also, Pluto is a planet.
 Judge Bread: #FlatSolarSystem
Image 186229   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Skinr
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