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221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

221210  flommmm: Easy fix

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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Score:
450
 
 Mr Bleak: No John, That's a bleached turd on a cream cracker.
 jazzjunkie: Garfield without Garfield is more depressing than Nietzsche Family Circus
 jochenau: Saltines probably make better toothbrushes than food items, those things are nasty.
 Hokie333: Toothpaste for Dinner?
 kornisjon: That's the weirdest thing I can think of.
 Ihminen: I prefer to mix my toothpaste in some orange juice
 tib gubb: john arbuckle, the saddest man in the western hemisphere
 a robot: I prefer cucumbers with cottage cheese.
Image 186217   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
204
 
 Skinr: Rad for pictures so old they still use Goofy's original name "Dippy Dawg".
Image 186216   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
303
 
 Felicity: I never realise how much Albert Einstein looked like Avery Schreiber
 SomeCanadian: @fanny They fought together in the war.
 fanny: I didn't realize Brian Williams knew Einstein
 Niels Bohr: Sup duder?
 Micro Jackson: Bohred again..........
 Robespierre: Pondering, personified.
Image 186215   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
701
 
 Hosebag: WHOA! I almost sat there.
 VoR: Hurst takes a break
 Robespierre: Snoot.
Image 186214   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
473
 
 hajjpodge: Peace among worlds to you too, Grandma.
 Shay: phew, for a second, I thought granny's hair caught on fire.
 Ihminen: Hey grandma happy bitrhday! so how old are you anywa- oh
 VoR: Rude.
 Micro Jackson: That's the last time I make you a cake
Image 186213   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
364
 
 Felicity: Goldfinger crossed with Moonraker
 Hosebag: @Ulillillia How about NO, you CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!
 Christina: Good bye, moon men!
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those Star Warriors.
 Ulillillia: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing.
 VoR: Gold members. Trying so hard to get purp.
 Micro Jackson: Baked potato convention
 SpaceCow: There is a reason Trump airlines couldn't get off the ground. Aside from plastering everything with gold.
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron that's probably ok
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 186212   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
514
 
 Amy Housewine: Drop Dogs can hit even fast-moving targets when they leap from their tree branches.
 Micro Jackson: Turn left up here...I mean BORK BORK BORK
Image 186211   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
650
 
 Mr. Shine: Pizza bushes comin' in reeeeeal nice this ye-ah!
 Christina: And here we see the pizza plants with ripe pizzas.
 Staida: This is why the Captain struggled so hard to disable Auto and regain control of the Axiom.
 White Rice: So, no pineapple on pizza, but pizza on pineapple if fully acceptable?
 KrazyKat: How pepperoni tequila is formed
 Robespierre: Indisputable proof that pizza IS nature's perfect food.
 SpaceCow: Nothing like wasting a pizza unless it's wasting four pizzas.
Image 186210   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
319
 
 responsibleadult: @jazzjunkie We definitely need a Ute in the U.S. like Ford and Chevy sell overseas
 jazzjunkie: @responsibleadult I'm holding out for the Fiesta pickup truck
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like something someone carrying tools or other stuff worth stealing would say
 Air Biscuit: Theres no room for the tools witj all the heroin.
 Dan Tagonistic: @responsibleadult @ottorongo I had a Mk3 and it was rad
 jochenau: Some douchebags broke into my brother's truck and stole his tools once :( They were, at least, smarter than the derptolon who used their bare hand to smash the windows on our other car, bleed all over the inside, and then leave it in a ditch elsewhere in the city.
 antipatterns: I'd smash just for the sticker
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo You get a cage, too. Economical kidnappery.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...but i need crack (SMASH)!
 ottorongo: @responsibleadult all they did was remove the back windows? cheap. but, I guess if they call it a van...
 funny in the wall: i'll be the judge of that
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo www.ford.co.uk/vans-and-pickups/fiesta-van
 ottorongo: when did a ford fiesta become a van?
 SpaceCow: "Unless they're buying children. And then we split it 60/40"
 Micro Jackson: That back window should fetch a few bucks...
 El hefe: Ocean County issues these decals in NJ
 WaffleIron: Bet I could trade the spare tire and two plug wires for some crack though.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet that van could fetch a good price...
Image 186209   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 Felicity: VIP section
 Hosebag: Welcome to Freedom!
 dangerkeith3000: Good thing we built a wall
 SomeCanadian: Damn Easter Island immigrants.
 Jabberwikket: Beware of barbed wire piercings and spiky grillz
 VoR: Ah ma lip!
 Micro Jackson: Keep the fuck out!
Image 186208   06-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
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