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210251  funny in the wall: Did he steal moses' sheep stick thingy? I know they're pals

210196  Dr Awkward: @Felicity I sure hope! I bet he has a lot of honorary doctorates. My guess is Temple U will never revoke theirs for him, as he has been such a supporter of them for decades

210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

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210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.



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Score:
450
 
 Mr Bleak: No John, That's a bleached turd on a cream cracker.
 jazzjunkie: Garfield without Garfield is more depressing than Nietzsche Family Circus
 jochenau: Saltines probably make better toothbrushes than food items, those things are nasty.
 Hokie333: Toothpaste for Dinner?
 kornisjon: That's the weirdest thing I can think of.
 Ihminen: I prefer to mix my toothpaste in some orange juice
 tib gubb: john arbuckle, the saddest man in the western hemisphere
 a robot: I prefer cucumbers with cottage cheese.
Image 186217   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
204
 
 Skinr: Rad for pictures so old they still use Goofy's original name "Dippy Dawg".
Image 186216   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
303
 
 Felicity: I never realise how much Albert Einstein looked like Avery Schreiber
 SomeCanadian: @fanny They fought together in the war.
 fanny: I didn't realize Brian Williams knew Einstein
 Niels Bohr: Sup duder?
 Micro Jackson: Bohred again..........
 Robespierre: Pondering, personified.
Image 186215   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
701
 
 Hosebag: WHOA! I almost sat there.
 VoR: Hurst takes a break
 Robespierre: Snoot.
Image 186214   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
473
 
 hajjpodge: Peace among worlds to you too, Grandma.
 Shay: phew, for a second, I thought granny's hair caught on fire.
 Ihminen: Hey grandma happy bitrhday! so how old are you anywa- oh
 VoR: Rude.
 Micro Jackson: That's the last time I make you a cake
Image 186213   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
364
 
 Felicity: Goldfinger crossed with Moonraker
 Hosebag: @Ulillillia How about NO, you CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!
 Christina: Good bye, moon men!
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those Star Warriors.
 Ulillillia: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing.
 VoR: Gold members. Trying so hard to get purp.
 Micro Jackson: Baked potato convention
 SpaceCow: There is a reason Trump airlines couldn't get off the ground. Aside from plastering everything with gold.
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron that's probably ok
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 186212   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
514
 
 Amy Housewine: Drop Dogs can hit even fast-moving targets when they leap from their tree branches.
 Micro Jackson: Turn left up here...I mean BORK BORK BORK
Image 186211   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
650
 
 Mr. Shine: Pizza bushes comin' in reeeeeal nice this ye-ah!
 Christina: And here we see the pizza plants with ripe pizzas.
 Staida: This is why the Captain struggled so hard to disable Auto and regain control of the Axiom.
 White Rice: So, no pineapple on pizza, but pizza on pineapple if fully acceptable?
 KrazyKat: How pepperoni tequila is formed
 Robespierre: Indisputable proof that pizza IS nature's perfect food.
 SpaceCow: Nothing like wasting a pizza unless it's wasting four pizzas.
Image 186210   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
319
 
 responsibleadult: @jazzjunkie We definitely need a Ute in the U.S. like Ford and Chevy sell overseas
 jazzjunkie: @responsibleadult I'm holding out for the Fiesta pickup truck
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like something someone carrying tools or other stuff worth stealing would say
 Air Biscuit: Theres no room for the tools witj all the heroin.
 Dan Tagonistic: @responsibleadult @ottorongo I had a Mk3 and it was rad
 jochenau: Some douchebags broke into my brother's truck and stole his tools once :( They were, at least, smarter than the derptolon who used their bare hand to smash the windows on our other car, bleed all over the inside, and then leave it in a ditch elsewhere in the city.
 antipatterns: I'd smash just for the sticker
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo You get a cage, too. Economical kidnappery.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...but i need crack (SMASH)!
 ottorongo: @responsibleadult all they did was remove the back windows? cheap. but, I guess if they call it a van...
 funny in the wall: i'll be the judge of that
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo www.ford.co.uk/vans-and-pickups/fiesta-van
 ottorongo: when did a ford fiesta become a van?
 SpaceCow: "Unless they're buying children. And then we split it 60/40"
 Micro Jackson: That back window should fetch a few bucks...
 El hefe: Ocean County issues these decals in NJ
 WaffleIron: Bet I could trade the spare tire and two plug wires for some crack though.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet that van could fetch a good price...
Image 186209   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
438
 
 Felicity: VIP section
 Hosebag: Welcome to Freedom!
 dangerkeith3000: Good thing we built a wall
 SomeCanadian: Damn Easter Island immigrants.
 Jabberwikket: Beware of barbed wire piercings and spiky grillz
 VoR: Ah ma lip!
 Micro Jackson: Keep the fuck out!
Image 186208   06-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
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