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24942  Nope: Dunnanannan dick carrrrrrr

249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

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Score:
450
 
 Mr Bleak: No John, That's a bleached turd on a cream cracker.
 jazzjunkie: Garfield without Garfield is more depressing than Nietzsche Family Circus
 jochenau: Saltines probably make better toothbrushes than food items, those things are nasty.
 Hokie333: Toothpaste for Dinner?
 kornisjon: That's the weirdest thing I can think of.
 Ihminen: I prefer to mix my toothpaste in some orange juice
 tib gubb: john arbuckle, the saddest man in the western hemisphere
 a robot: I prefer cucumbers with cottage cheese.
Image 186217   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
204
 
 Skinr: Rad for pictures so old they still use Goofy's original name "Dippy Dawg".
Image 186216   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
303
 
 fullofwind: I never realise how much Albert Einstein looked like Avery Schreiber
 SomeCanadian: @fanny They fought together in the war.
 fanny: I didn't realize Brian Williams knew Einstein
 Niels Bohr: Sup duder?
 Micro Jackson: Bohred again..........
 Morpen Lungus: Pondering, personified.
Image 186215   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
701
 
 Hosebag: WHOA! I almost sat there.
 VoR: Hurst takes a break
 TaintJuice: Snoot.
Image 186214   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Rachelina
Score:
473
 
 hajjpodge: Peace among worlds to you too, Grandma.
 Shay: phew, for a second, I thought granny's hair caught on fire.
 Ihminen: Hey grandma happy bitrhday! so how old are you anywa- oh
 VoR: Rude.
 Micro Jackson: That's the last time I make you a cake
Image 186213   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
364
 
 dope: Goldfinger crossed with Moonraker
 Hosebag: @Ulillillia How about NO, you CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!
 Christina: Good bye, moon men!
 Amy Housewine: Look at all those Star Warriors.
 Ulillillia: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing.
 VoR: Gold members. Trying so hard to get purp.
 Micro Jackson: Baked potato convention
 SpaceCow: There is a reason Trump airlines couldn't get off the ground. Aside from plastering everything with gold.
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron that's probably ok
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties.
Image 186212   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Bob
Score:
514
 
 Amy Housewine: Drop Dogs can hit even fast-moving targets when they leap from their tree branches.
 Micro Jackson: Turn left up here...I mean BORK BORK BORK
Image 186211   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
650
 
 Mr. Shine: Pizza bushes comin' in reeeeeal nice this ye-ah!
 Christina: And here we see the pizza plants with ripe pizzas.
 Staida: This is why the Captain struggled so hard to disable Auto and regain control of the Axiom.
 White Rice: So, no pineapple on pizza, but pizza on pineapple if fully acceptable?
 KrazyKat: How pepperoni tequila is formed
 Jason Steak: Indisputable proof that pizza IS nature's perfect food.
 SpaceCow: Nothing like wasting a pizza unless it's wasting four pizzas.
Image 186210   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
319
 
 responsibleadult: @jazzjunkie We definitely need a Ute in the U.S. like Ford and Chevy sell overseas
 jazzjunkie: @responsibleadult I'm holding out for the Fiesta pickup truck
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like something someone carrying tools or other stuff worth stealing would say
 Air Biscuit: Theres no room for the tools witj all the heroin.
 Dan Tagonistic: @responsibleadult @ottorongo I had a Mk3 and it was rad
 jochenau: Some douchebags broke into my brother's truck and stole his tools once :( They were, at least, smarter than the derptolon who used their bare hand to smash the windows on our other car, bleed all over the inside, and then leave it in a ditch elsewhere in the city.
 antipatterns: I'd smash just for the sticker
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo You get a cage, too. Economical kidnappery.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...but i need crack (SMASH)!
 ottorongo: @responsibleadult all they did was remove the back windows? cheap. but, I guess if they call it a van...
 funny in the wall: i'll be the judge of that
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo www.ford.co.uk/vans-and-pickups/fiesta-van
 ottorongo: when did a ford fiesta become a van?
 SpaceCow: "Unless they're buying children. And then we split it 60/40"
 Micro Jackson: That back window should fetch a few bucks...
 El hefe: Ocean County issues these decals in NJ
 WaffleIron: Bet I could trade the spare tire and two plug wires for some crack though.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet that van could fetch a good price...
Image 186209   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 humanfog: VIP section
 Hosebag: Welcome to Freedom!
 morrissey: Good thing we built a wall
 SomeCanadian: Damn Easter Island immigrants.
 Jabberwikket: Beware of barbed wire piercings and spiky grillz
 VoR: Ah ma lip!
 Micro Jackson: Keep the fuck out!
Image 186208   06-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
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