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272813  dangerkeith3000: Aahhh....Banksy

272816  dangerkeith3000: @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage If someone keeps their tonsils after surgery, or an amputated arm, you could eat that legally. But not in Idaho. Also, if you are lost at sea and someone dies you can eat them to stay alive as long as you didn't kill them (like the plane crash movie Alive). For some reason I did a lot of research on this exact topic a week ago. Also, apparently people taste like a mixture of beef and pork. Except babies, who have a more fishy taste.

272831  Peach Toddler: They forgot the quotation marks around "Cleverly"

272814  Micro Jackson: Just coyote things

272815  Micro Jackson: @mammal883 If it's Australian, wouldn't it have a fried egg in it?

272818  dangerkeith3000: RAD.

272817  Micro Jackson: Update: we still don't care

272820  Micro Jackson: She be trippin

272822  Micro Jackson: This is me last night (first snowfall of the year)

272826  Micro Jackson: Alright, who's the asshole that yelled "Fetch!"?

272832  dangerkeith3000: Trick or treat, motherfuckers!

272828  Micro Jackson: Prison ain't so bad

272829  Micro Jackson: It makes good head

272830  Micro Jackson: PS I died in it

272831  Micro Jackson: He cat too big for he goddam box

272831  Christina: "I fits"

272832  Christina: "We are not here te threat you, but it would be nice if you bought some cookies."

272837  ignatz: Is this one of those halfway houses?

272839  ignatz: I think you'll still get all the hisses for free tbh..

272827  Nothing: If you don't crush all the chips and pour them into your mouth, what are you even doing

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 Amy Housewine: Drop Dogs can hit even fast-moving targets when they leap from their tree branches.
 Micro Jackson: Turn left up here...I mean BORK BORK BORK
Image 186211   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
650
 
 Mr. Shine: Pizza bushes comin' in reeeeeal nice this ye-ah!
 Christina: And here we see the pizza plants with ripe pizzas.
 Staida: This is why the Captain struggled so hard to disable Auto and regain control of the Axiom.
 White Rice: So, no pineapple on pizza, but pizza on pineapple if fully acceptable?
 KrazyKat: How pepperoni tequila is formed
 Jason Steak: Indisputable proof that pizza IS nature's perfect food.
 SpaceCow: Nothing like wasting a pizza unless it's wasting four pizzas.
Image 186210   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
319
 
 responsibleadult: @jazzjunkie We definitely need a Ute in the U.S. like Ford and Chevy sell overseas
 jazzjunkie: @responsibleadult I'm holding out for the Fiesta pickup truck
 jazzjunkie: Sounds like something someone carrying tools or other stuff worth stealing would say
 Air Biscuit: Theres no room for the tools witj all the heroin.
 Dan Tagonistic: @responsibleadult @ottorongo I had a Mk3 and it was rad
 jochenau: Some douchebags broke into my brother's truck and stole his tools once :( They were, at least, smarter than the derptolon who used their bare hand to smash the windows on our other car, bleed all over the inside, and then leave it in a ditch elsewhere in the city.
 danny: I'd smash just for the sticker
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo You get a cage, too. Economical kidnappery.
 FireBreathingMarmot: ...but i need crack (SMASH)!
 ottorongo: @responsibleadult all they did was remove the back windows? cheap. but, I guess if they call it a van...
 funny in the wall: i'll be the judge of that
 responsibleadult: @ottorongo www.ford.co.uk/vans-and-pickups/fiesta-van
 ottorongo: when did a ford fiesta become a van?
 SpaceCow: "Unless they're buying children. And then we split it 60/40"
 Micro Jackson: That back window should fetch a few bucks...
 El hefe: Ocean County issues these decals in NJ
 WaffleIron: Bet I could trade the spare tire and two plug wires for some crack though.
 Derp Herpigan: Bet that van could fetch a good price...
Image 186209   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
438
 
 humanfog: VIP section
 Hosebag: Welcome to Freedom!
 morrissey: Good thing we built a wall
 SomeCanadian: Damn Easter Island immigrants.
 Jabberwikket: Beware of barbed wire piercings and spiky grillz
 afroking: Ah ma lip!
 Micro Jackson: Keep the fuck out!
Image 186208   06-19-17   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
212
 
 Mr Bleak: @RiderFan Cheers! Located and installed.
 RiderFan: @Mr Bleak The font is named Ghastly Panic.
 Mr Bleak: @RiderFan What's the font called? I've been using Crazy Killer, but that's kinda tidy.
 Noremak: @Scoo Looks pretty metalcore to me.
 RiderFan: In case anyone was wondering: The original image was just the pencil. I added the text.
 Skinr: You seal your own coffin
 whaleshark: Hi little wood guy.
 Scoo: That's surprisingly legible for a black metal band name
 Knice: To continue would be pointless.
Image 186207   06-19-17   Uploaded by    RiderFan
Score:
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 Micro Jackson: My hip-hop name is MC Escher
 Messed Up Dog: The fastest way to a man's heart is deception and a maze of false entrances.
 Slickbrew: More skillfuller than most.
Image 186206   06-19-17   Uploaded by    snipdawg
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 Warrax: Fuck Paul Newman, this shit is mine now.
 Borkf: @LogicKitty Don't worry! The original source for this said their cat always tries to get in the fridge when they open it, this was just the first successful attempt. That is the face of a cat trying not to be removed from the place where the food lives.
 LogicKitty: This is horrifying! I actually dreamed my roommate was putting cats in the fridge. STAY OUT OF MY DREAMS! And leave the kitties alone!
 trelyate: I DEMAND CHEESE!
 Science: Just chillin'
 booger: One frigid Fold, comin' right up!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam door!!!!
 Knice: All the fixings for a nice cat-ciatore.
Image 186205   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
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 JacksThirdEye: That is a lot of unusual, I'll give 'em that.
 Wooden Spoon: ... heap of dried boogers.
 MabelSyrup: ...water. they're water grains
 Micro Jackson: Not so unusual. I've been dumped too! (sobs)
 franktank: Sandman relaxing
 WaffleIron: Not the most unusual pile of gravel I've seen, your experience may vary.
Image 186204   06-19-17   Uploaded by    alex
Score:
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 wolfpk: The real grandpa smurf
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine The shirt and background probably make the effect more pronounced than it otherwise would be, but I'm seeing it as a very blueish grey. Tending towards purple.
 Amy Housewine: @Nopetology I see. But which? Does this really look blue to everyone other than me?
 Nopetology: @Amy Housewine It's a fraudulent bit of pseudomedical quackery called "Colloidal Silver". If you eat enough of the crap, it turns your skin blue (or grey) as you slowly poison yourself.
 Amy Housewine: Is this one of those "What colour is the dress" whatjamajigs? You all keep making references to blue and his facepaint is clearly grey to me.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Joseph: The blue shirt really highlights your eyes.
 Science: @funny in the wall: Yes. He died of a heart attack because he was a heavy smoker.
 Aemuli: Dude, burn a human effigy already - you have to be 50% hollow by now
 funny in the wall: he died, right? kind of makes it less funny
 Knice: This user's ranking is o Skilled user.
 Ulillillia: He blue himself.
 Amy Housewine: He was turned to steel in the great magnetic field.
 Mr. Shine: Papa Smurf?!
 SomeCanadian: Congenital methemoglobinemia.
 Pickle Dick: The original founder of Blue Man Group
 Nopetology: Colloidal WTF on sale now. It's smurfalicious!
Image 186203   06-19-17   Uploaded by    kinggheedra
Score:
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 Wooden Spoon: HEY YOU KIDS! DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE!
 Mr. Butt: "Hey, my upload just hit 300 points!"
 Stom Premben: That's the raddest carabao horn I ever did see.
Image 186202   06-19-17   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
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